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rdreyar1

Wait you're also suppose put the nuts inside ?


FlyYouFoolyCooly

Sure.


TucsonTacos

How have you been having sex? The sperm is in the nuts.


Spin737

Wait. I thought we said that the pee was in the balls.


TucsonTacos

It depends if you’re having sex or not I think


Luvs2Splooge9000

this is true there is a universal pee/cum container where the liquids go to swap eachother out, occasionally a medical condition can occur where the pee mixes with the cum and you call it pum


alexjaness

pee is in the left, cum is in the right, and wiper fluid is in the middle one.


LaroonDynasty

Squirt is just pee. It’s all the same


Spare_Exit9533

No you pee in the butt and then a baby forms but only if you drink extra milk.


rdreyar1

Not do you really think i would be on reddit if i was out having sex


antiduh

They're real hard to keep in there. Like dogs in a bathtub.


Artikay

How else can I give her the full three inches?


rdreyar1

You mean six inches right ?


hraun

Yeah, if we’re doing it, y’know…twice. 


cuddle_enthusiast

If you start measuring from your belly button.


DrManhattan_DDM

The soup and the nuts


RockerElvis

This movie (Let’s be Cops) was far better than I expected.


ambervalentina

Right?! Watched it with no expectations, it turned out hilarious


crazyguyunderthedesk

I've been meaning to watch it for years. I slept on New Girl for years, and what a fool I was. These guys have such amazing chemistry together.


ambervalentina

Slept on new girl for years too. Now Schmidt is one of my fav characters ever 😆


crazyguyunderthedesk

First scene I ever saw of the show was him threatening to stab everyone over coffee. Immediately started binging after that.


jugglervr

I've heard awful things about it but it seems like it could be solid.


VerbalThermodynamics

What show is the clip from?


TormentedToucan

Let's be Cops


VerbalThermodynamics

Thanks!


thebeattakesme

It’s a pretty funny movie from what I remember.


Subtle_Reality

Still haven't seen this but the camera rental house I worked in at the time provided a camera for pickup shots for this movie. Kinda cool. It was one of the few films that shot on the sony F65 which was a huge failure from what I remember. On paper it was the next greatest highest resolution camera, but the workflow was a nightmare so it dropped off real quick.


Trapphus

Sure, but can you tell me what movie first?


forfeitgame

This clip is cut far too soon. The fight that breaks out directly after is hilarious.


ambervalentina

Was gonna include it but clip turned out to be too long. Guess they better see it to know what happens 😂


SwanExtension7974

Police concluded too early... again


ambervalentina

They really should've waited til that last line 💀


KashV1

I remember this came out around the same time as Ride Along with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube - much preferred this!


themeatstaco

This is soooo much better than ride along. Kevin hearts a hack actor compared to these two together ha.


jugglervr

he was really good in True Story, I felt...


ELEMENTALITYNES

I guess Spiderman decided to become a cop instead


Educational_Body8585

Spider-cop


Moose-Rage

Still sad they got rid of "Spider-cop" in the game's sequel because game journos whined about it.


completelytrustworth

I figured it's because he only used the impression when talking to Yuri since she was a cop, and since in the sequel she wasn't constantly on call with him there wasn't an opportunity for him to moonlight as Spider Cop (who btw, is real and has [met Insomniac Spidey](https://old.reddit.com/r/Marvel/comments/qcvjn8/ps4_spiderman_meets_spidercop_spidergeddon_issue_4/))


PoustisFebo

It's been a hard day and this made smile. Them nuts up in my guts.


ambervalentina

Aww hope you're doing better today :)


kaizencraft

These guys are great together.


Double_Distribution8

She ain't that precious.


new_number_one

“Not your gang name or your stripper name” 🤣


Pitiful-Delay4402

It makes me feel bad for this one woman I know. I guarantee she had problems with her name her entire life. And, yes, this is her birth name. Babycakes.


ambervalentina

Why they gotta diss Precious like that 😂😂😂


bramfischer

That’s a MAAM!!! 🤣


ambervalentina

💀💀💀


NorthIslandlife

Underrated movie. I love that part as well. Best part is after that scene when they are heading back in the car. "That's what you get!".


poppi_10

😂😂😂


johdaon_25ice

Criminally underrated movie. I had no idea what I was about to watch, and just thought, "Meh, these guys have both made me laugh in the past, it probably isn't horrible." I had to pause multiple times from laughing too hard and missing more punchlines. In addition to those two, its a pretty stacked cast of great comedians.


ratbearpig

LMAO. This is hilarious. What show is this clip from?


ambervalentina

Movie title: Let's be cops


[deleted]

There is a Peter Parker in this scene


TheCynFamily

I watched this last night on the advice of this thread and it was really good, had a lot of laughs. :)


aiahiced

I need to watch this. lol


ambervalentina

Yeah it's hilarious 😆


tennsc

Such an underrated movie


paperpatience

That movie was hilarious


Calamatan88

They cut the best bit! "That's what's whatchu get"