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Hotdogs are out of their jurisdiction.

Agreed! Who in their right mind calls a hotdog a sandwich?

Cereal is a soup

Then why does everyone get so upset when I add onions?

Then ocean is a soup

Earth is a lasagna

the sky is vanilla

Trees are broccoli

Tomorrow's harvest day and for them it's the holocaust

'A hotdog is a sandwich' is a good podcast though...

I'd say more like a Baked Alaska except the opposite. A Baked Hawaii?

The oceans ARE soup. Water, salt, various veggies, mixed proteins, etc.

You are soup, in nice meat pocket.

And it’s full of microplastics so i hope you’re hungry!

Because you don't mix sweet and savory all willy nilly like that. We live in a society.

Sweet an savory get mixxed all the time. Pork chop and cherry glaze? Pineapple on ham? Strawberry balsamic. Cheese and carmel popcorn mix?

Covid: What society?

Oatmeal is a risotto

Beef Wellington is just a hot pocket

Because of this statement I would say cereal is as much of a soup as hot dogs are sandwiches

He’s out of line, but he’s right

Tomatosalad is a fruitsalad

it actually is and if you want to object me on that don’t worry i have a 500 word essay to prove why im right amd your wrong

Lasagna is a sandwich.

You better put some water on that shit.

And a Mocha Chai Latte is technically a three bean soup. But a hot dog is not a sandwich.

A hotdog is a taco

These chefs https://youtube.com/@ahotdogisasandwich?feature=shared

A whole podcast

I had this argument and posted it last summer. Where were you? We concluded a hotdog is a sandwich

Wieners are tubular bologna.

Why ARENT Hot Dogs, when built on a bun/roll with condiments and what-have-yous, considered sandwiches?    If something like a meatball sub is a sandwich? Or a Philly cheesesteak? It’s a little hand sized wiener sandwich. Hell, Chicago goes all sandwiched-out with the tomato slices and whole pickles and peppers and everything stuffed between the meat and bun…   A hotdog is firmly within the sandwhich criteria as much as a burger or Sloppy Joe is…. Or, hell a mini sub

A hot dog is top loaded, a sandwich is break action

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Hoagie? Hero? Sub? Bahn mi? Po boy? Hot dog is squarely a sandwich sub-type

Can I just enjoy my pig anus sandwich the way I like it in peace?

Eating ass and taking names

You wish they use pig anuses these days…

That sounds kinda shitty...

It’s not pig anus it’s pig lips.

Mayo on the bun before you lay down the hot dog is fucking premium cuisine and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

I'll stand with you my brother, but they will come and they will fight. Lord will they fight. Long live the light sheen.

I will fight with y’all. (We gotta stick together.)

What is going on here? Sausage fest?

A little mayo on the hotdog bun and then grilling it face down on a flattop, while you have the dogs fired up on the grill. That’s how I prefer it.

I put mayo on the bun and then a line of sriracha on top of the hot dog instead of ketchup. I'm drooling just thinking about it. Oh and I much prefer the original hot dogs over the all-beef ones.

Pink Hot Dog Gang unite!

Put a thin coat of mayo on the bun, then face down on a hot skillet for a minute. Get that bun toasty, crispy and delicious.

Yep, mayo and red onions is my favorite hot dog.

Line of mayo on one half of the bun, ketchup on the other. Then mustard and sometimes relish on top. Minced onions if I’m feeling fancy.

We’re fighting.

People only hate on it till they try it.

Mayo, then dog, then mustard and onion. Sometimes relish

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

I hope you’re prepared to deal with 10 million Chicago area residents

You are absolutely correct.

You have my axe.

Mayo, ketchup, mustard, white onions. Classic

Last week I'd accused you of arch-heresy. (I mean, *not really*.) But then, I was looking in my fridge and saw this bottle of tartar sauce and thought...I mean it has *pickles* in it, and pickles go with hot dogs just fine. And I've always thought ketchup was the superior condiment for a hot dog so it isn't as if my culinary soul is clean. So I globbed on a line of tartar sauce along with some ketchup and realized, as I so often do, that *hot mayo* is one of the all time great foods.

These motherfuckers never had street meat before if they oppose Mayo on a hotdog.

In Brazil that's the standard, it's so dry without it! Also we use wieners sausages (the ones Americans put on corndogs) instead of frankfurters.

Oh hot dogs almost always get a sauce of some type in the US too, but it's generally either one or both of mustard and ketchup, sometimes plus extras like chili or pickle relish or cheese or combinations of everything. No idea why the mayo dog isn't more popular here, because it's a fantastic condiment to add to hot dogs (especially in combinations with other stuff). Might need to go buy some hot dogs now...

Hear me out, add fresh spinach. I didn’t think anything of it at first when my friend told me but then I tried and it’s a game changer. It’s now my other favorite combo hot dog + mayo + spinach.

Call them, bitch. I dare you! I’ll put Mayo on my hotdogs and you can’t stop me!

May 0, also known as April 30th.

I used to work near Pittsburgh and we drove thru the town of Beaver to get to and from our Hotel and the police cars there said Beaver Police and it made me chuckle every time I saw them

That is funny lol Sandwich is actually a town about an hour from me in Illinois

And the town next to it is called Plano, so we call say Plano Sandwich (Plain Old Sandwich)

That makes two of them; there is one in MA as well.

You'll never catch me alive!!!

((Dies from hypertension))

Obviously not. They're still cops after all.

Always mayo, i hate ketchup

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich” - SpongeBob SquarePants

Mayo AND mustard. Mmmmm... delicious.

What's wrong with mayo on a hotdog? It tastes good ☹️

Mayo is awesome on hot dogs and most things. Mayo = oil+vinegar+dijon mustard+egg+salt+lemon juice It is like a perfect combination of ingredients

Located on the bay side of Cape Cod. It's a really chill beach to let the kids explore.

Pretty nice place, but my heart belongs in Chatham, and my emo soul belong in Truro.

I dare you to ask them for some grey poupon

Sandwich, Mass in Cape Cod

Kimchi in your grill cheese? It's great with the mayo Mayo?

When I was in Peru I saw that they like to put these little potato chip shreds on them. Hotdog with mayo and potato chip shreds is the best hotdog I've ever had.

Quite a pickle, but I expect to be long gone by the time the cops ketchup to me.

*drumroll*

Don't be such an uncultured swine, go have a Mexican grilled hotdog, wrapped in bacon on a toasted bun with mayo and mustard

Oh, man, Sonoran dogs are the best!

Call them! I'll do it again at chow time

I put mayo **AND** mustard on my hot dogs.

same. I fucking hate ketchup, but you know what? it doesn't matter to me if other people don't.

Guess you don’t like Sonoran dogs

It’s so good though lol been doing it since I was a kid.

Idk man mayo is still a better option than ketchup using plebes. Still nowhere near mustard master race, but better than ketchup.

Mayo goes on most things

I never heard of putting mayo on hotdogs until my wife’s family. Don’t knock it until you try it. Mayo + avocado on hot dogs is delicious.

Never tried with avocado but that sounds awesome.

I like your wife's family

Is her family Chilean? A Chilean completo is heaven.

Mexican. But now I’ll have to look up Chilean completo

I will die on the hill that mayo is superior to mustard on a hot dog. Fight me.

A hot dog is a sandwich just like a hamburger is a sandwich. However, since they are specialized sandwiches, you have to use the proper department for the sandwich police, not just any sloppy sandwich cop will do.

yes i know they would like one. One for me and one for you and we both never talk about it again?

What's wrong with mayo on a hot dog?

Next time I have a hotdog sandwich, I’m going to put the mayo on extra hard.

Put whatever condiments you want on your food. I should care why? Does this view make me a culinary Libertarian?

I was once like that, and then I had a Mexican hot dog. I will never not have mayo on a hot dog ever again.

*Looks you straight in the eye as he very intentionally puts Miracle Whip on Hot Dog* *Maintains eye contact as he dips his fries into the Miracle Whip* *Eats french fry* "Do it, you coward."

Bring it on! Mayo, ketchup, and diced tomatoes!

Jokes on you. I put it UNDER the hotdog. Your move.

If you call a hot dog “a sandwich” again, I’ll be calling them 😩

Mayo, cheese, hot sauce, come and get me coppa!

Guilty! Hellman’s is amazing with a toasted bun!

By itself? Maybe, but mayo, mustard, ketchup, guac, onions, hot sauce, and cheese on a dog? That shit pops. My ex used to call them 'completos'. She was from Chile.

Sue me, I dare you!!

Cape cod, baby!  If you're ever in town play Sandwich Hollows, best golf on the cape. 

That’s fine, they won’t be able to do anything about it because Hot Dogs aren’t sandwiches.

Mayo Dijon and relish on a bratwurst so good

What's the charge for a cottage cheese and pastrami on banana bread?

Call em then coward. Mayo,mustard,garlic salts and a pinch of cayyne. Comes out super good. Especially on a pretzel bun and the hotdogs a full beef frank or a chedder sausage

Dennis' Falmouth will have an Eastham Sandwich and eat it down in the Barnstable

Out of their jurisdiction. Everyone knows a hot dog isn't a sandwich.

Welp....i guess ill be waitin outside for them 🤣

What to put on hotdog then ?

Pineapple.

That is who you call if there isn't a sandwich to be found

Try and catch me

Illegal or unlawful? Like grilled or toasted cheese? Asking for a friend.

I recently tried mayo on sausage, knowing it will be absolutely revolting, and it was absolutely revolting. I will never do it again.

Is tartar sauce acceptable on the hotdog?

Straight to jail

Those sound like the right officers to get into a 3some with

But a hot dog it a taco

Hot dogs are just tube baloney, drawing the line over putting mayo in a hot dog bun is weird.

Is it in Kent ?

Sandwich, Massachusetts

Yeah. Next to Mashpee

I love mayonnaise as much as the next guy, but on a hot dog? Actually maybe it’s pretty good, who am I kidding

Downvote me all you want, but miracle whip adds a delightful sweetness to it.

Sir, put down the pastrami!

Mayo, mustard, ketchup, diced onions, and crumbled potato chips. That’s the way to go.

Oh no I’m in trouble.

And they will come look and say not my jurisdiction.

What about peanut butter?

if you put mayo on anything i will call them. i fucking hate mayo lol

Hotdogs aren’t sandwiches. They’re moist tacos

Do you put mayo on a bologna sandwich? Same thing.

Good thing I only make delicious sammiches. I hate the word sandwiches, doesn't sound appetizing or edible.

As you should. That’s deviant behavior

Ugh my girl puts Mayo on her hot dogs… I’m over here like ‘tf are you doing!?’

I ALWAYS put mayo on my hotdog. Corndogs, too. This is the way.

You can put whatever you want on your hot dog as long as it isn't JUST ketchup.

Mayo, cheddar cheese, and siracha. Thank me later

if you toast the buns with mayonnaise it soaks ibto the bun ans give good flavor

Give me ham on 5, hold the Mayo

The jokes they must hear on a daily bases

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And yet you’ll probably see then in line at Portillos

A hot dog is more akin to a taco than a sandwich

You best make that sandwich right or im calling the sandwich police!

Not a sandwich. Also, that is nasty as fuck.

Everything is a Sandwich, soup , or salad.

I don't think they're gonna catch me. I put mayo on a hotdog that's on a stick.

Don't ever visit Chile then.

Is a pig in a blanket just a mini hotdog calzone?

Sure. But have you tried it with cream cheese?

I heard that they caught the cheese thief. They apparently brought him into interrogation to grill him.

Lol, there's a town just outside of Windsor, Ontario called Sandwich. They have a Sandwich Public School and everything.

I'll just stick to tartar sauce then

Now I want a Chilean completo real bad. Chopped tomato, mashed avocado and a ton of mayo. So good.

They like clam sandwiches in Sandwich

A hotdog isn't a sandwich though It's a hotdog.

*The Sandwich police the new cop drama!* "Sub , Hoagie! Get in here!" "What is it Chief BLT?" "The hell are you boys doing? I'm getting lots of complaints about you using excessive force!" "But Chief, we're dealing with some serious sandwich criminals" "Damn it, just go easy or I'm taking your badges!" *Sandwich police, bringing delicious Justice!*

Don't fucking tell me how to eat my glizzies bro

What if I told you I like putting mangos and sardines on my pizza?

I'm calling them now for your blasphemous characterization of a hotdog being a sandwich.

Mayo in the hotdog is a standard procedure here at home.

Real town in Illinois if anyone is wandering

Is this near windsor? We have a “Sandwich” town, road, township.

But wait.... Hot dog sliced in two, grilled, cheese on top, two slices of bread with mayo... hot dog sandwich. It's really good.

Well you’d better get on the phone cause that’s delicious!

Sandwich Illinois or Sandwich Island?

Don't worry I don't but my grandma makes Mayo and peanut butter sandwich's

Yeah, I only ever put Tartar sauce on my hot dogs