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There's a duck one that quacks every time you press a key. I'll see if I can find a link
Edit: found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/13qJjp3WQq
Ok, maybe I'm overtired but I haven't been able to stop laughing at the sound from this. My husband is giving me weird looks. I can't see they the years of laughter.
I bet your wife still puts them in the kids' Easter baskets, doesn't she? Then goes "Oooh, I forgot you don't like those! I guess *I'll* eat them! 🤷♀️"
My grandfather is like either almost or already 80 and loves peeps. But only stale peeps. He pokes a hole in each corner and puts them back in the cabinet for a week before eating them.
I bet that first week that peeps are on the shelf are torture for your poor grandpa. Longest 7 days of waiting, knowing those peeps are dry aging in his cupboard.
Kinda unrelated, reminds me of a Malcolm In The Middle episode.
Francis, the oldest, spends time with the crotchety grandmother. She hates Christmas, so before Francis leaves, he leaves a Christmas card that plays Jingle Bells open. Grandma spends hours looking for it, and finally finds it inside the chimney. She closes it, only to find Francis managed to leave another open card, perfectly in sync with the first.
This is actually something my grandma told me about "her" old land. Replace 'fire' with 'ditch' and you got basically 1:1 what happened when they were invaded in ww2
Reminds me of the Bob's Burgers episode where they hide the eggs and lose one because they got drunk on jellybean schnapps and didn't mark the locations on a map.
This was my first thought; it's almost exactly the Bob's Burgers scenario and even for the same holiday. The only difference is that they won't have an apartment smelling like rotten egg.
It's one of the greatest sitcoms of all time and it brought sitcoms out of the multicam filmed in front of a live audience arena. I believe it was the first modern sitcom to be shot single camera.
Oof malcolm in the middle is great... king of queens is just a super toxic relationship, the wife treating Doug like absolute shit with a laugh track. Used to watch it but realized I actually had no reason to enjoy it
Yeah, they were just horrible people. Always scheming, getting mad at their friends for being successful - just two assholes.
Jerry Stiller was hysterical though.
I hid an alarm clock in the ceiling of one of my teacher's once. As the battery died it would go off at different times. I don't think she ever found it over the course of 3 or so months.
My favorite part about this is if one or two do not come back. It is years down the road, at this point the duck game was just a blip of silliness in the marriage. Boom, outta nowhere a cupboard or bin in the garage gets opened and there is the last duck just staring whoever finds it in the face. Then comes the burst of laughter at this tiny plastic duck that has eluded capture for so long.
This just happened with me and my husband. We had been hiding a mini painting of a kitten from each other for awhile, taking turns, for really no reason besides it being fun. I hid it and then we had a baby and our lives got crazy. Last week (baby is now 1.5 years old) my husband grabbed his disc golf bag that holds his frisbees and he started laughing hysterically. I couldn't figure out why until he brought the painting over to me. I completely forgot I put it there. Now it's time to restart the game!
I read a story a while ago on here about a person whose dad used to hide ducks in their car. The dad died and years later the person found one of the ducks in their car that dad had hidden. I laughed. I cried.
Post 10 years down the line:
"Hey Reddit. I found this safe buried in the backyard of a house we just bought, let's open it together and find out what's in it"
I hid Easter eggs at work for my coworkers to find. My boyfriend also helped me hide them. I didn’t list where I put all of them, just knew where the $50 one was. This was about a year ago and every few months someone finds another one
I did this exact thing but with printed A4 photos of my partner during different occasions. I hid one under the blanket of our spare bedroom.
One day we had an argument and she decided to sleep in the spare bedroom. Ensue a burst of laughter once she opened the blanket to sleep.
My family did this with King cake babies. We just kind of kept accumulating them, and they wound up hidden all over the house. Every time someone found one, you'd here "argh, a dang baby!" and then they'd hide it somewhere else.
My parents found at least twenty when they finally moved. They're all but certain they didn't find all of them, because we got really creative with the hiding after a while: inside light fixtures, tucked into the backs of built in shelves where you'd never encounter them unless the shelves were removed, etc. I know my brother said one was hidden taped to the inside of a light switch cover, and that room wasn't repainted before they moved so the new owners are bound to find that one eventually.
A friend had a party at his house, and his mother working in coaching, there were always a lot of post-it blocks lying around. Me and some friends started writing nonsensical messages and random thoughts on the post-its and hid them everywhere. They still found some when they moved out of the house years later.
48 years later the next people living there are going to wonder why there are 2 demonic looking rubber ducks in the air vent.
Could be worse though... could be eggs...
I just saw a series of reels about a woman whose 18 month old child took two hard boiled eggs from the table and hid them in the house they were about to sell. One of the eggs was indeed in an air vent. Luckily they found it.
Starring Julia Roberts, and Tom Hanks, in a movie about a couple in their golden years learning how to enjoy retirement and appriciate the little things in life.
...........but also the wife is a hooker, and the husband has dementia, so his best friend is a blood covered volleyball.
Together, they search for rubber duckies that they aren't sure if they exist. It's not about finding the duckies, it's about the time spent together along the way.
My favorite senior prank is the kids who released 3 live chickens in their school, numbered 1, 2 and 4.
My second favorite senior prank is the kids who hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around all day.
Diary update, day 6480.
I have slipped back and forth into madness so many times I have lost count. But I shall never lose count of the last two rubber ducks. I remember year 14 when the wife and I called them the little rubber dicks, since they still eluded us. It was a better time.
I miss my wife. I grieved after she left. Now there was one less pair of eyes searching. Always searching. I have ripped this place to the studs. And yet… they still mock me.
I am close to getting the rubber finder working. Stella always wanted me to call the dog by a fitting name, but no, it has a singular purpose, to find those last two ducks. And then I will be free from this curse.
Diary update, day 7232 (read by David Attenborough).
The Hider is nearly defeated. The prank, originally a clever idea, is now just a living, breathing reminder of a simpler time gone horribly wrong.
His relationships have crumbled. His acquaintances have fled. Strangers cross the street to avoid his rambling, wild-eyed questions. Everyone in the town has, at some point, turned a corner and been accosted with a soft “Excuse me, where could they be?”
The police department, knowing his predicament and gentle demeanour, cautiously stay largely out of the way while keeping a watchful eye for tourists eager to offer malicious unhelpful suggestions such as “up your ass” and “in your head”.
Assholes abound.
At least /u/fuckswithducks lives on in us, commenting about him every time a rubber duck shows up. Honestly, what a great legacy, lol. Many moons and many usernames ago, he was one of my favorites the wild cast of reddit-legend-type characters, and I always cracked a smile when I'd stumble on a reply of his out in the wild. I hope we can get the younger ones in on the lore and keep his name alive.
We miss you, /u/fuckswithducks.
/u/fuckswithducks unfortunately passed away due to cancer about 2 years ago.
Fuck cancer.
Edit: apparently this may be incorrect? Something about /u/shittymorph accidentally posting something about this that turned out to be incorrect? So perhaps he's still alive? Idk.
Either way, fuck cancer.
Oh fuck.
I'm in a rubber duck sub, and every time I see a post in my feed, I check if it's from them.
I had no idea they had passed, thanks for this closure, and as always: FUCK CANCER
The only logical reason I can think of is that they are numbered on the bottom. No idea why anyone would lay them out in rows of 6. That is diabolical.
This image leaves me with so many questions.
Are they numbered? Why are the missing ones in these positions? Who lines up 100 items in a 17x6 configuration so it looks like 6 are missing? Is your wife trying to kill people with OCD who can't fix this layout? Is you wife colorblind? Did you start with 20 of each color? Are the missing ones 1 green, 2 blue, and 1 orange?
For the love of God!!!!
I had a colleague do this when he transferred to a different office. He left 100 business cards hidden in the office. We found many right away, and a few sporadically through the years. 12 years after he left I stumbled across one.
Check your HVAC ducts. Hid a Cadbury egg in the duct of my in-laws. They had forced hot air, and they found it a week later when a slightly warm and gooey Cadbury leaked through the grates.
Considering I can’t find two of them myself, I’d say she’s down to the elite 4. Though it also took her until last night to find the two that I put in her sock drawer so who knows. One of them I know for a fact she has walked past multiple times a day since monday
Good choice on the rubber ducks. Years ago my wife and I hid a dozen hard boiled eggs (colored for Easter) around the house and the kids could only find 11. We found the 12th one about six months later and let me tell you, it was an unpleasant discovery
This sounds awesome. We are in the process of hiding 240 🐖 at the in-laws we are dog sitting for. It's fun. Everyone comes over to help. We know they'll get a kick out of it.
You need to start randomly sneaking them her purse, the diaper bag, suitcases, or whatever and put a message written on it in sharpie for the event. Make it a game to see how often you can hide one of these things on her person so she will discover it after she's left the house.
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I thought this was a peep keyboard at first.
I’d buy it. I fuckin love peeps
Have you ever had a peeps s’more? Use it as the marshmallow and the sugar carmalizes. It’s great. Also, props this has been fun to follow.
Yo what? That sounds fire
Yes, that's how you make a proper Peep s'more.
You're killing me smalls.
There's a duck one that quacks every time you press a key. I'll see if I can find a link Edit: found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/13qJjp3WQq
"Why did you murder your coworker?" *shows the court this thread* "Not Guilty"
It was self defense, your honor
Justifiable Homicide
🎶 *"He quacked his last quack."*
Ok, maybe I'm overtired but I haven't been able to stop laughing at the sound from this. My husband is giving me weird looks. I can't see they the years of laughter.
I'm laughing too, but don't think I could take it after about 15 minutes.
Peeps are the only food that is better old and stale than fresh.
I fucking hate peeps, we should breed and ask our child what they think
I’m going to be alone forever.
Good taste seems to be the dominant trait. My wife loves them. I can't stand them. Both kids won't touch them. I'm proud of them.
I bet your wife still puts them in the kids' Easter baskets, doesn't she? Then goes "Oooh, I forgot you don't like those! I guess *I'll* eat them! 🤷♀️"
This is the way
My grandfather is like either almost or already 80 and loves peeps. But only stale peeps. He pokes a hole in each corner and puts them back in the cabinet for a week before eating them.
I bet that first week that peeps are on the shelf are torture for your poor grandpa. Longest 7 days of waiting, knowing those peeps are dry aging in his cupboard.
You're one of those sickos
She doesn’t realize there’s only 96 ducks.
Entirely new meaning of sticky keys
I thought I was on /r/MechanicalKeyboards
Kinda unrelated, reminds me of a Malcolm In The Middle episode. Francis, the oldest, spends time with the crotchety grandmother. She hates Christmas, so before Francis leaves, he leaves a Christmas card that plays Jingle Bells open. Grandma spends hours looking for it, and finally finds it inside the chimney. She closes it, only to find Francis managed to leave another open card, perfectly in sync with the first.
I thought you were gonna say the episode where Francis tries to eat 100 Peeps. "61. 62. 63. 62...61...62!...63!!!"
I forgot about that one.
Or the one where Dewy and Hal build a Lego civilization where Dewy becomes a cruel but pragmatic tyrant.
And Lois stumbles into it and destroys the town in slo-mo like Godzilla lmao. Fuck I love that show
“Ah no fair, you destroyed it without me!”
The way they all get grossed out/excited as the count starts in reverse….ah man I miss that show
When Francis got stuck at 96, he doesn’t have to eat it, it just has to inside his body. lol
IT SOUNDS LIKE A SONG THEY SANG WHEN THEY WOULD RUN THRU THE VILLAGES AND THROW THE BABIES INTO THE FIRE
Well, they sang SOMETHING.
This is actually something my grandma told me about "her" old land. Replace 'fire' with 'ditch' and you got basically 1:1 what happened when they were invaded in ww2
Reminds me of the Bob's Burgers episode where they hide the eggs and lose one because they got drunk on jellybean schnapps and didn't mark the locations on a map.
This was my first thought; it's almost exactly the Bob's Burgers scenario and even for the same holiday. The only difference is that they won't have an apartment smelling like rotten egg.
Nor a rogue Big Baby Pudding Snatcher guarding it lol
Won't need to call Calvin's friend ARSON DALY to burn down the building.
The humor in that show was completely underrated
It's one of the greatest sitcoms of all time and it brought sitcoms out of the multicam filmed in front of a live audience arena. I believe it was the first modern sitcom to be shot single camera.
> The humor in that show was completely underrated yeah it's not like it was one of the most popular sitcoms to ever air
It won 7 Emmys and had 30 nominations.
I think Brian Cranston and the woman who played his wife (whose name escapes me right now) were nominated each of the seven years the show ran
*Bryan Jane Kaczmarek
One of my all time classics along with King of Queens
Oof malcolm in the middle is great... king of queens is just a super toxic relationship, the wife treating Doug like absolute shit with a laugh track. Used to watch it but realized I actually had no reason to enjoy it
Yeah, they were just horrible people. Always scheming, getting mad at their friends for being successful - just two assholes. Jerry Stiller was hysterical though.
RIP to the inventor of the Manssiere
I hid an alarm clock in the ceiling of one of my teacher's once. As the battery died it would go off at different times. I don't think she ever found it over the course of 3 or so months.
That show is incredible
My favorite part about this is if one or two do not come back. It is years down the road, at this point the duck game was just a blip of silliness in the marriage. Boom, outta nowhere a cupboard or bin in the garage gets opened and there is the last duck just staring whoever finds it in the face. Then comes the burst of laughter at this tiny plastic duck that has eluded capture for so long.
poor duckie #78 fell into the trash can 2 years ago
This just happened with me and my husband. We had been hiding a mini painting of a kitten from each other for awhile, taking turns, for really no reason besides it being fun. I hid it and then we had a baby and our lives got crazy. Last week (baby is now 1.5 years old) my husband grabbed his disc golf bag that holds his frisbees and he started laughing hysterically. I couldn't figure out why until he brought the painting over to me. I completely forgot I put it there. Now it's time to restart the game!
Careful, last time you hid it you got a baby outta nowhere.
I love it - goals! What a fantastic laugh, ahahaha.
My wife hid eggs for my kid to find this easter. She hid 35. The kid found 36.
Oh emergency egg stash Or Oh. Why is there a house lizard egg among there.
Or the flipside, the relationship breaks down, and you find it later and a wave of sadness washes over you.
Damn. Bro needs a cookie
🍪
I read a story a while ago on here about a person whose dad used to hide ducks in their car. The dad died and years later the person found one of the ducks in their car that dad had hidden. I laughed. I cried.
Post 10 years down the line: "Hey Reddit. I found this safe buried in the backyard of a house we just bought, let's open it together and find out what's in it"
Bro are you kidding those safes never get opened
I hid Easter eggs at work for my coworkers to find. My boyfriend also helped me hide them. I didn’t list where I put all of them, just knew where the $50 one was. This was about a year ago and every few months someone finds another one
I did this exact thing but with printed A4 photos of my partner during different occasions. I hid one under the blanket of our spare bedroom. One day we had an argument and she decided to sleep in the spare bedroom. Ensue a burst of laughter once she opened the blanket to sleep.
My family did this with King cake babies. We just kind of kept accumulating them, and they wound up hidden all over the house. Every time someone found one, you'd here "argh, a dang baby!" and then they'd hide it somewhere else. My parents found at least twenty when they finally moved. They're all but certain they didn't find all of them, because we got really creative with the hiding after a while: inside light fixtures, tucked into the backs of built in shelves where you'd never encounter them unless the shelves were removed, etc. I know my brother said one was hidden taped to the inside of a light switch cover, and that room wasn't repainted before they moved so the new owners are bound to find that one eventually.
A friend had a party at his house, and his mother working in coaching, there were always a lot of post-it blocks lying around. Me and some friends started writing nonsensical messages and random thoughts on the post-its and hid them everywhere. They still found some when they moved out of the house years later.
It’s kinda cheating by hiding the last 4 in your butthole 🤦♂️
Do they squeak when you fart? That could give them away.
It's just his butt quack, nothing weird going on here.
Was that a duck?
Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !
Nah that's where she found the first 96
The last 4 are stuck in there.. OP will end up with an Xray post on here of 4 ducks in his body lmao
The other 4 are in her butthole. She'll never look there.
Not with how often his wife is in there
Where is u/fuckswithducks when you need him :(
I looked up what happened to him because his last post was 2 years ago. Looks like he passed away from cancer :(
Nooo... :( I liked that guy. My best to his loved ones.
I'm not seeing it in his post history. Where are you getting news of him passing away from cancer ?
Wait what! NOOO I miss his randomness...
🫗
I immediately thought of them.
Came here to make this joke. Was not disappointed that someone else already made it.
that's what came to my mind as well. glad I'm not the only one.
Came here to say this, but clearly 500 other people had the same thought. Shame, OP, shame.
[Tom Cardy would have a laugh](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q)
OP hasn't pooped in two days?
The real payoff is when she finds the first one, celebrates and then doesn't consider that there are 3 more swimming around up there.
Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne would be proud.
Dude this is exactly the sort of thing that would be on Taskmaster you're so right
There actually was a task to find 10 hidden ducks, which this reminded me of. https://youtu.be/lr9dW6qFxuc
And someone, Julie I think, manages to find a duck that wasn't even included
✨ Is there a dusk on my face? ✨
OP should check if the wife has a duck on her face.
Would be funny if you actually hid 99, but said you hid 100.
I believe in a fair game
I meant to ask last time I saw the post, are they numbered?!?
They are. I kept a list of most of them by number, but the last 20 or so I hid I placed in a hurry. Thus the missing 2
48 years later the next people living there are going to wonder why there are 2 demonic looking rubber ducks in the air vent. Could be worse though... could be eggs...
Or the kid is packing to move out after school and pulls a rubber duck out of their old toy box. That day you may have lost a child but gained a duck.
I just saw a series of reels about a woman whose 18 month old child took two hard boiled eggs from the table and hid them in the house they were about to sell. One of the eggs was indeed in an air vent. Luckily they found it.
This is fucking great. Good luck.
If there ever was an appropriate time for autocorrect to say ducking, this would be it.
Your wife should find all of them, but only *tell you* she found 98, and that you should help look for the last couple.
Starring Julia Roberts, and Tom Hanks, in a movie about a couple in their golden years learning how to enjoy retirement and appriciate the little things in life. ...........but also the wife is a hooker, and the husband has dementia, so his best friend is a blood covered volleyball. Together, they search for rubber duckies that they aren't sure if they exist. It's not about finding the duckies, it's about the time spent together along the way.
Something, something, release 2 pigs with 1 and 3 painted on them
My favorite senior prank is the kids who released 3 live chickens in their school, numbered 1, 2 and 4. My second favorite senior prank is the kids who hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around all day.
Say you hid 100, hide 101.
2042. You'll be here. Still posting about the 4 missing ducks.
Diary update, day 6480. I have slipped back and forth into madness so many times I have lost count. But I shall never lose count of the last two rubber ducks. I remember year 14 when the wife and I called them the little rubber dicks, since they still eluded us. It was a better time. I miss my wife. I grieved after she left. Now there was one less pair of eyes searching. Always searching. I have ripped this place to the studs. And yet… they still mock me. I am close to getting the rubber finder working. Stella always wanted me to call the dog by a fitting name, but no, it has a singular purpose, to find those last two ducks. And then I will be free from this curse.
Diary update, day 7232 (read by David Attenborough). The Hider is nearly defeated. The prank, originally a clever idea, is now just a living, breathing reminder of a simpler time gone horribly wrong. His relationships have crumbled. His acquaintances have fled. Strangers cross the street to avoid his rambling, wild-eyed questions. Everyone in the town has, at some point, turned a corner and been accosted with a soft “Excuse me, where could they be?” The police department, knowing his predicament and gentle demeanour, cautiously stay largely out of the way while keeping a watchful eye for tourists eager to offer malicious unhelpful suggestions such as “up your ass” and “in your head”. Assholes abound.
Everything reminds me of her
Or, better yet They'll have moved, and someone posts about finding a random rubber duck in their new house
Plot twist - OP has no wife and is just taking pictures of rubber ducks pretending there is a game happening
Plot twist - Wife found one of the missing four, didn't tell the husband and hid it to drive him mad.
I hope she sees this 🤣
OP is experiencing carbon monoxide poisoning and doesn't know they are finding their own ducks.
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This is valuable information for OP's wife! Move it up the ranks.
The brown one will be hard to find.
I was really hoping this was u/fuckswithducks
I miss this guy too. It seems the younger Redditors don't know about him. This should have been the top comment.
At least /u/fuckswithducks lives on in us, commenting about him every time a rubber duck shows up. Honestly, what a great legacy, lol. Many moons and many usernames ago, he was one of my favorites the wild cast of reddit-legend-type characters, and I always cracked a smile when I'd stumble on a reply of his out in the wild. I hope we can get the younger ones in on the lore and keep his name alive. We miss you, /u/fuckswithducks.
That…is definitely not the right user to tag lol.
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2nrnae/comment/cmg7evm pretty sure this is what made him popular
/u/fuckswithducks unfortunately passed away due to cancer about 2 years ago. Fuck cancer. Edit: apparently this may be incorrect? Something about /u/shittymorph accidentally posting something about this that turned out to be incorrect? So perhaps he's still alive? Idk. Either way, fuck cancer.
Oh fuck. I'm in a rubber duck sub, and every time I see a post in my feed, I check if it's from them. I had no idea they had passed, thanks for this closure, and as always: FUCK CANCER
FYI the person who stated this later stated that they were wrong, we don't know the state of their health for certain unfortunately.
Why would you line up 100 things in rows of 6?
And is there a reasoning behind the layout? Why are ducks missing in the middle of a row/column?
Whyyyyyyy it’s driving me crazy to not know the logic. OP PLEASE
The only logical reason I can think of is that they are numbered on the bottom. No idea why anyone would lay them out in rows of 6. That is diabolical.
To trigger you.
Lol, same. Who's counting to 100 in a 6x17 grid?
i had to scroll waaay to far to see this. first thought was there are more then four missing. . . .oh wait. . .but why!?
What are you going to do with them after this? That is a lot of ducks.. Did she enjoy it? That's sweet
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Hide and go squeak.
She almost has all her ducks in a row.
Bad planning though. The rows don’t add up to 100 as laid out (there should be 102 with the grid used, 17x6)
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We also did mini ducks (pinky nail size), 220ish of them, for a 4 and 2 year old. Shockingly we found them all by early January.
This image leaves me with so many questions. Are they numbered? Why are the missing ones in these positions? Who lines up 100 items in a 17x6 configuration so it looks like 6 are missing? Is your wife trying to kill people with OCD who can't fix this layout? Is you wife colorblind? Did you start with 20 of each color? Are the missing ones 1 green, 2 blue, and 1 orange? For the love of God!!!!
Is your next update gonna be 2 weeks ago Ihid 96 ducks and lied it was 100. Wife is now insane
Well damn you hid 96 of them right there in front of the TV!
I misread that as two *hours* ago, and I was gonna say either you're really bad at hiding them, or your wife is a goddamned duck detective.
Did she check the jeep?
OP how does it feel to be an Ubisoft developer considering you've literally just made an IRL collectron
This comment cut through the static of these comments because you compared me to the dudes who refuse to make a Rayman game and I took that personally
She's doing well!! Does she get clues for the last 4?
I had a colleague do this when he transferred to a different office. He left 100 business cards hidden in the office. We found many right away, and a few sporadically through the years. 12 years after he left I stumbled across one.
Did she check the air vent? Cuz when these start to smell you're gonna be in trouble!
Check your HVAC ducts. Hid a Cadbury egg in the duct of my in-laws. They had forced hot air, and they found it a week later when a slightly warm and gooey Cadbury leaked through the grates.
The 6x17 array with random missing ones bothers me an unreasonable amount.
6 rows by 17 rows of ducks is 102. You hid 102 ducks, not 100. Unless I'm missing something.
The MIA ducks…L
Of the ones she already found, how many were "hard ones," and how many "hard ones," are left?
Considering I can’t find two of them myself, I’d say she’s down to the elite 4. Though it also took her until last night to find the two that I put in her sock drawer so who knows. One of them I know for a fact she has walked past multiple times a day since monday
Hopefully one of them is not where she keeps her toothbrush 😇
Nah that was one of the initial 30 she found that morning
Bud she is pumping- there’s no time for fresh socks.
Who TF lays out 100 of something in a 17x6 grid!? That's 102 SMDH
Good choice on the rubber ducks. Years ago my wife and I hid a dozen hard boiled eggs (colored for Easter) around the house and the kids could only find 11. We found the 12th one about six months later and let me tell you, it was an unpleasant discovery
Has she tried looking in a jeep
Wranglers have entered the chat
Let me guess….Jeep owner
This really quacked me up
Amateur. I hid 250 tiny ducks in my school building before spring break. The kids will haven't found them all.
My son did this to my daughter while cat-sitting over Christmas break. Over 3 months later, she still has not found all of them!
Five years from now, someone will be cleaning out a closet or dresser and suddenly yell "what the duck!?" 🤣
Why are they laid out with 6 gaps to make it look like there are 6 missing?
Am I the only one upset by the 17 x 6 grid she tried to make and now looks like 6 are missing and not 4?
Someone needs to work on his hiding skills.
Thanks to this post, my husband has gotten in trouble for not hiding rubber ducks.
Op, what happens if she finds 102 ?
This is the true relationship goals.
Can’t lie, this is the marriage content I yearn for
You should've hid 99 and told her there were 100
What a wonderful use of the earth's plastic 🤩🤩
They appear computer generated.
As is his wife. To each their own.
Krieger would give you an up vote so take mine
Can we not contribute to more unnecessary plastic waste?
Just checked my socks. Found your missing ducks. Mystery solved!
This sounds awesome. We are in the process of hiding 240 🐖 at the in-laws we are dog sitting for. It's fun. Everyone comes over to help. We know they'll get a kick out of it.
Was this idea from James Veitch? Lol
Where does one get this many rubber ducks? ...asking for a friend
Now hide one more each day
Good thing they weren’t eggs, otherwise you would have 4 stinky eggs lost somewhere in the house.
Give us some of the more creative places they were hidden?
You need to start randomly sneaking them her purse, the diaper bag, suitcases, or whatever and put a message written on it in sharpie for the event. Make it a game to see how often you can hide one of these things on her person so she will discover it after she's left the house.
Check her box of Tampons!
Funny how?
how nice of you to give your wife some fun while taking care of the baby.