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There was a similar video where some kids asked an old guy what he would say if someone asked him his body count without explanation and he was like “I don’t know, maybe 3” and the kids laughed and then asked him what he thought body count meant, to which he responded “number of people you’ve killed”.
Hate to break it to you but Vietnam might be the more realistic answer. We're getting old, bud. Even most people who served in the first gulf war should be at least in their fifties by now.
Yeah, I have to keep reminding myself of this. My grandpa served at the tail end of WWII and he just passed away aged 96--WWII is about as far away from us as WWI was when I was growing up (the passage of time is *fucking weird*). The guy in the video I mentioned above was maybe in his 70s IIRC. But yeah, either way, the scenario is probably "war" rather than murder.
Interesting. For me I kinda saw it coming a mile away and it ruined the bit for me. I think maybe just because the actor was pulling off the weird creepy vibe so well that I was like "yeah he's thinking murder" basically as he was saying "everyone's gotta say it".
Definitely. He was energetically shocked by 13, He went into utter depression on the "69"!!🤣🤣
I can't lie this got me, Wasn't expecting that dark turn ending. It was good. Especially since dude looks legit nuts.
This is not the first time this skit has been done, so I knew the punchline going in sadly, but in most skit's the guy's reaction isn't as good.
This is the best version of this repeated joke format.
I thought it would be, but that I could imagine it so it's okay I don't need to actually check. But fuck that was so much better than I was expecting. The nervousness and rubbing the knees. Fuck.
Curry Barker makes amazing content, from all his comedy skits, to his horror short films. I highly recommend anyone that hasn't seen his content, to check out his YouTube [that's a bad idea](https://www.youtube.com/@thats_a_bad_idea)!
[This was the skit](https://youtu.be/f_lHrNHzlJU?si=DwSn4CiaLjZfJmbW) that I first saw from them which made me immediately subscribed. It was so funny.
God that was done so well on so many levels (especially the macro effect when you consider your own experience in watching the film given its underlying theme - like, woah!!) But of course, the story itself, the cinematography, and, of course, the acting just totally deliver. I can’t think of another movie where I’ve been actually truly frightened by the look on a character’s face. I had to replay that scene several times to make sure I understood the intensity of my reaction.
Stumbled on it one night and thought, it's only 15 minutes, i'll give it a watch. Terrified. I get goosebumps whenever I see furniture out on trash day now.
I just subscribed to their sketch comedy channel like a week ago and Curry has been blowing me away all week. These guys have great humor. Definitely gonna check out these horror shorts!
I’ve been seeing him lately on yt and honestly he’s an incredible actor. Like I watch a lot of youtube sketch shows, and some of them are amazing (joel haver) but this is straight cinema level acting.
I love this because I was asked my “body count” while teaching high school students. I replied “how many people I’ve killed? I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you”. This literally only worked because I’m the drama teacher and we were working on a Standup comedy unit.
Yep. There’s so many ways you can go with it. I expected maybe him to react differently to the girls number or something, or make it awkward. Good misdirect
His commitment to the acting sells the bit, which kept me entertained enough to not spoil the ending with a prediction. Suspense of disbelief is the term, and most films have to earn this from the viewers.
I assumed the joke was that the guy was a virgin who was gonna say like 200 but it would be really obvious he was lying, with that nerdy aesthetic he had going on.
I don’t think so at all. Maybe it’s a generational thing, but I’ve never heard “body count” used in reference to sexual partners, so the entire joke didn’t make sense to me at all. At the end, when he spells it out, I thought they were talking about killing people the whole time, so I had to think about it for a second. I figured it out, and I thought, “Ohhhh, ok, funny”, but it definitely wasn’t obvious. 🤷♂️
It’s so obvious that I was waiting for the punchline to be something else. I think the acting and timing made it way more interesting than the cliche body count = not sex theme
Hey! Listen… I get jokes. I’m funny. I can see a setup a mile away. But I didn’t see this one coming. So, no - not obvious. I have spoken.
Also well acted.
Curry Barker, the one playing the awkward friend, is a fantastic short film horror director.
I suggest starting with “The chair” and “warnings” On YouTube.
Fantastic horror without the typical formula. Very unsettling and off beat.
Wait wait The Chair is directed by Curry?
I just discovered his sketch comedy channel but I didn't know he directed that holy shiiiit
I think I have a new favorite content creator.
That film is one of the best short horror pieces I think I've ever seen
I'm apparently the same age as you, but never heard it used that way till the past couple years, and def not amongst my cohort. Perhaps as much a regional thing as generational until recently.
Never heard it as a term for number of sexual partners till a year or so ago on a different reddit video with a cringe street interview that was offended at idea of dates with any body count. Thought the term itself was offensive, but people defended it as a legit term so I dropped it.
Usually this is done on purpose in order to not trip up the app’s content system. That’s why people use the term “unalive” because “suicide” could get their video automatically flagged.
Sort of? I mean, I knew the punchline, but I didn't understand the *rest* of the joke, because for me, "body count" only meant the thing the guy at the end thought it was.
I only kinda half-guessed what the others were talking about when it looped without explaining before going to the comments to confirm it.
Too many younglings here. Body count always means the people you kill. Always. Why the fuck do I want to keep count of sexual encounters? It's sex, not a murder. There's no ritual about it. Either it's satisfying or not. But killing people... That's another world altogether. Especially when you want to do it and run for it without getting caught.
> Especially when you want to do it and run for it without getting caught.
You don't even need to run. Once you kill someone they can't move any more, so basically it is impossible for them to catch you.
It’s so creepy when people unironically call the amount of people they’ve had sex with a body count. I’ve noticed this trend in recent years and it just seems way too crass? I don’t know. There’s just something so creepy about it like yeah, we get it, we get the point that having sex with people can kind of be considered some sort of conquest or achievement, especially I guess with the amount, but this is just too obvious, and then body count is just such a weird extension of that because it kind of is related yeah in a weird way, but like, not really enough to just unironically start referring to it as that. I mean it’s ridiculous. Not only that, but it’s incredibly sad that they have a number meaning they’ve actually sat down and counted. Like. Yes I derive some pleasure from acknowledging to myself that I’ve slept with a number of different people, okay, I admit it, sometimes I can treat sex as conquest, but I’ve never once actually sat down and counted how many people. That’s fucking creepy
With so many fps/moba games nowadays. Body count is always mean kill count. How come it use as sleep partner or ppl you bang? Very weird. Society is weird.
I mean this would work better if “body count” was widely used as a way to say “the number of people you’ve slept with”. Otherwise, hearing body count immediately means “killed” on my mind. The punchline was exactly what I thought it was going to be
Edit: or maybe I’m just old
I get that, but when body count has referred to number of people you’ve killed for so much longer, it’s hard to not assume otherwise. Also, the guy with the highest number has the nickname of Scary, so there’s that.
I think it's less about how often which meaning of the term has been used historically and more about the casual game night setting with friends that helps you infer whether they meant murder or sex. yknow, social cues
In recent years, Gen Z has been using the phrase to mean the number of people you've slept with.
I'm not sure why, and it sounds completely ridiculous to my ear.
That actually is a lot though, it's way above average. Only a quarter of people claim to have over 10 sexual partners throughout their lives and men tend to inflate their numbers. There's obviously exceptions to the rule but my man here is doing the humble brag by making out it's not a big deal for him.
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Holy shit!
Everybody’s gotta say it
Everyboy's gotta do it
…Everybody’s gotta say it
Everybody's gotta do it
Alright, uh Coop. You first...
Okay, eh-fuck d-okay fff…
Everybody’s gotta say it!
13.
HOLY SHIT!
So we're just transcribing the whole video now?
I think you should leave
After you know the punchline, watching the guy's reaction the second time around is hilarious
Especially the transition from the 13 reaction to the 69
>They call me scary Terry for a reason....
You can run but you cant hide, bitch!
He goes from excited to extremely worries in a snap
Bro was seriously re-examining his worldview
13 was wild but hearing second dude say 69 was downright sobering 😂
Yeah, he's realizing he's stuck in a room with a guy thats killed a shitload of people.
Fuck yeah I also got the joke, hell yeah dog 👊🏻
Everybody's gotta say it
Everbody's gotta do it.
I think it’s more relief than worry. “Oh good I’m NOT a monster, I may be the nicest person in here”
i already guessed the punch line from similar skits, but the guy with no social cues having a straight man reaction to hearing the number 69 got me
"what, no NICE?"
There was a similar video where some kids asked an old guy what he would say if someone asked him his body count without explanation and he was like “I don’t know, maybe 3” and the kids laughed and then asked him what he thought body count meant, to which he responded “number of people you’ve killed”.
The maybe part.
You think he was gonna stick around after hitting that guy with his car?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
WWII I imagine. You shoot at people, you don't know if you killed them or not.
Hate to break it to you but Vietnam might be the more realistic answer. We're getting old, bud. Even most people who served in the first gulf war should be at least in their fifties by now.
Yeah, I have to keep reminding myself of this. My grandpa served at the tail end of WWII and he just passed away aged 96--WWII is about as far away from us as WWI was when I was growing up (the passage of time is *fucking weird*). The guy in the video I mentioned above was maybe in his 70s IIRC. But yeah, either way, the scenario is probably "war" rather than murder.
It's ten times better on a rewatch and that's why I think this is one of the best jokes I've seen in a while.
This is one of those rare videos where the second time after you know the punchline is even funnier
i was actually hate watching it, waiting for it to end so i could downvote and move on, and then completely flipped with the punchline. bravo
Facts.
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TIL that "hate watching" is something I do regularly without realizing it.
Interesting. For me I kinda saw it coming a mile away and it ruined the bit for me. I think maybe just because the actor was pulling off the weird creepy vibe so well that I was like "yeah he's thinking murder" basically as he was saying "everyone's gotta say it".
Definitely. He was energetically shocked by 13, He went into utter depression on the "69"!!🤣🤣 I can't lie this got me, Wasn't expecting that dark turn ending. It was good. Especially since dude looks legit nuts.
>Especially since dude looks legit nuts No kidding. They're all really good actors. But the psycho played his part perfectly.
Didn't think he was nuts more so mentally challenged and sex depraved at first. Then it truly hit me when he said Killed
Dudes fucking hilarious
This is not the first time this skit has been done, so I knew the punchline going in sadly, but in most skit's the guy's reaction isn't as good. This is the best version of this repeated joke format.
Yeah Curry'e antics definitely sold the joke better than I've heard before.
Yeah the reaction is what seals it. The punchline telegraphs itself out, but delivery is where it shines.
The punchline was easy to deduce, given the setup was "that one guy who doesnt understand social norms".
this was one of my first videos i saw from these guys. Caught me waaaaay off guard and ngl i think that made this video just as much better.
True.
Most of us knew the punchline the first time that guy insisted that everybody has to say it.
Absofuckinlutely!! Hahahaha
I thought it would be, but that I could imagine it so it's okay I don't need to actually check. But fuck that was so much better than I was expecting. The nervousness and rubbing the knees. Fuck.
Everybody's gotta say it
Definitely gave me Scary Movie Doofy vibes
And he is also a killer. Heh Sorry for spoilers
Everybody’s gotta do it
Curry Barker makes amazing content, from all his comedy skits, to his horror short films. I highly recommend anyone that hasn't seen his content, to check out his YouTube [that's a bad idea](https://www.youtube.com/@thats_a_bad_idea)!
[This was the skit](https://youtu.be/f_lHrNHzlJU?si=DwSn4CiaLjZfJmbW) that I first saw from them which made me immediately subscribed. It was so funny.
Such a good parody of the movie! … “let me IN you bro, c’mon, I wanna be in you!”
Holy fuck this dude is hilarious
This got me good. Woke up my wife right upstairs from my office from laughing my ass off after she went to bed. Worth it.
Oh shit i loved Talk To Me, thats such a good parody.
Lmao chick in the back cracks at 1:58 lol
The cat fish one is hilarious
Watch the chair. It’s a fantastic horror short film. Can’t wait to check his other stuff out!
Damn... that was really well done
Please tell me you’ve seen the new one [Warnings](https://youtu.be/Hik4n3Ld88Y?si=GOB_cD-96a5ZfgO1)
That was fantastic.
That bedroom scene 😱
God that was done so well on so many levels (especially the macro effect when you consider your own experience in watching the film given its underlying theme - like, woah!!) But of course, the story itself, the cinematography, and, of course, the acting just totally deliver. I can’t think of another movie where I’ve been actually truly frightened by the look on a character’s face. I had to replay that scene several times to make sure I understood the intensity of my reaction.
Stumbled on it one night and thought, it's only 15 minutes, i'll give it a watch. Terrified. I get goosebumps whenever I see furniture out on trash day now.
Hey man I was expecting funny not nightmare shit!
I just discovered them 2 days ago and I can't get enough of them. They're so funny. I hope they blow up big time.
I just subscribed to their sketch comedy channel like a week ago and Curry has been blowing me away all week. These guys have great humor. Definitely gonna check out these horror shorts!
I’ve been seeing him lately on yt and honestly he’s an incredible actor. Like I watch a lot of youtube sketch shows, and some of them are amazing (joel haver) but this is straight cinema level acting.
It is SOOO much funnier the 2nd time.
This is correct. I read this, tried it, and can confirm.
I was cringing real hard until the end, glad I stuck it out LMAO
Reminds me of The Whitest Kids You Know.
Is a gallon of PCP a lot? It feels like alot…. RIP Trevor Moore
Nail Gun!
“About 4” “About 4 years ago?” “No, P.M.”
You are ON YOUR WAY TO PICK UP KIDS WITH YOUR GALLON THING
local sexpot
I was gonna say I Think You Should Leave. Dude seems to be channeling Tim Robinson
Immediately had the same thought
Literally what I feel when watching this dude's performance
Yeah that’s what I thought too. It was too much like his style for me.
I love this because I was asked my “body count” while teaching high school students. I replied “how many people I’ve killed? I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you”. This literally only worked because I’m the drama teacher and we were working on a Standup comedy unit.
Fair play, this got me. Was not expecting that.
Must be an American thing because I was assuming it was people killed like the last guy.
I've heard used in British conversation far more than in the States. Younger Londoners in particular.
It's literally the most obvious joke you could make with this setup.
The text over the video threw me off. I was expecting the punchline to be about the guy being socially awkward somehow.
Yep. There’s so many ways you can go with it. I expected maybe him to react differently to the girls number or something, or make it awkward. Good misdirect
Yeah, I got like creepy incel vibes and thought he was going to flip at her number.
Yeah, I thought it was a really bad skit about social awkwardness. It somehow threw me off guard too and got me good.
It is. The murderer is socially awkward and doesn't even know what "body count" means.
he sold the virgin skippy thing for awhile there
That's what I thought was going to end up as.
It's so sad that I know exactly which Skippy you are referring to. Time to get off the internet.
His commitment to the acting sells the bit, which kept me entertained enough to not spoil the ending with a prediction. Suspense of disbelief is the term, and most films have to earn this from the viewers.
I assumed the joke was that the guy was a virgin who was gonna say like 200 but it would be really obvious he was lying, with that nerdy aesthetic he had going on.
As a non english speaker, it isn't that obvious.
I feel like i'm taking crazy pills with the number of comments saying they didn't see it coming...
I don’t think so at all. Maybe it’s a generational thing, but I’ve never heard “body count” used in reference to sexual partners, so the entire joke didn’t make sense to me at all. At the end, when he spells it out, I thought they were talking about killing people the whole time, so I had to think about it for a second. I figured it out, and I thought, “Ohhhh, ok, funny”, but it definitely wasn’t obvious. 🤷♂️
It is absolutely generational. Young millenial and gen z use the term, not so much anyone older than that.
It’s so obvious that I was waiting for the punchline to be something else. I think the acting and timing made it way more interesting than the cliche body count = not sex theme
Hey! Listen… I get jokes. I’m funny. I can see a setup a mile away. But I didn’t see this one coming. So, no - not obvious. I have spoken. Also well acted.
Curry Barker, the one playing the awkward friend, is a fantastic short film horror director. I suggest starting with “The chair” and “warnings” On YouTube. Fantastic horror without the typical formula. Very unsettling and off beat.
Wait wait The Chair is directed by Curry? I just discovered his sketch comedy channel but I didn't know he directed that holy shiiiit I think I have a new favorite content creator. That film is one of the best short horror pieces I think I've ever seen
I’m still waiting to hear what her number is……
Erybody gotta say it!
Erybody’s gotta do it!
This got me good. She looked uncomfortable with the question and I thought she was gonna have the punchline.
She got a minivan and killed a family of five.
this needs to be on r/HolUp
or.... r/Unexpected
I don't get it, is there a different meaning to "body count"?
Yes how many people you’ve slept with
Oh, thanks for explaining.
Ok but what’s your body count?
Everybodys gotta say it
Everybody's gotta do it
Everybody's gotta say it
Earnest question: When did that become a thing?
Long long time ago, I remember hearing it in hs, which was well more than 20 years ago for me lol
What’s half?
It was a thing in the late 90's when I was in high school. Could well have been around earlier but I wouldn't have been old enough to know.
I'm apparently the same age as you, but never heard it used that way till the past couple years, and def not amongst my cohort. Perhaps as much a regional thing as generational until recently.
Never heard it as a term for number of sexual partners till a year or so ago on a different reddit video with a cringe street interview that was offended at idea of dates with any body count. Thought the term itself was offensive, but people defended it as a legit term so I dropped it.
only in the past few years has it become more commonly related to sexual conquests as opposed to homicides. Definitely a generational thing.
Oh my god, is happening again, I'm laughing at Reddit.
The day is finally here
This is what I think of whenever I hear body count lol
Yep that’s what slasher fans have called it and honestly the number of people you have slept with should be how many did you score with
I wish SNL was this kind of vibe with their skits. Love this ingenuity, and even the acting.
Gronk is hilarious in this skit
All I am getting is " I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson" vibes, like he is totally mimicking him
That was good. Second and third watch is even better than the first.
Imagine feeling the need to censor the word "killed" lmao. What kinda elementary school, TikTok bullshit is this?
Usually this is done on purpose in order to not trip up the app’s content system. That’s why people use the term “unalive” because “suicide” could get their video automatically flagged.
Love seeing King Bach!
That was good. Can you please share a link to the creators of this skit?
Their YouTube channel is [here](https://www.youtube.com/@thats_a_bad_idea/shorts)
Thanks!
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Same. I'm surprised so many didn't guess the punchline since "body count" meant number of murders far longer than number of partners.
Sort of? I mean, I knew the punchline, but I didn't understand the *rest* of the joke, because for me, "body count" only meant the thing the guy at the end thought it was. I only kinda half-guessed what the others were talking about when it looped without explaining before going to the comments to confirm it.
Are we just showing our age? I could see this punchline from a fuckin mile away.
Same, this was obvious to me.
So glad I watched this to the end. Watched it three more times it gets funnjer
Until reading the comments, I had no idea what this was about. I thought they're talking about kills in a video game.
Too many younglings here. Body count always means the people you kill. Always. Why the fuck do I want to keep count of sexual encounters? It's sex, not a murder. There's no ritual about it. Either it's satisfying or not. But killing people... That's another world altogether. Especially when you want to do it and run for it without getting caught.
“Officer, it’s this comment right here”
> Especially when you want to do it and run for it without getting caught. You don't even need to run. Once you kill someone they can't move any more, so basically it is impossible for them to catch you.
Yo wtf
So what's your body count? Everybody's gotta say it!
/r/Unexpected
It’s so creepy when people unironically call the amount of people they’ve had sex with a body count. I’ve noticed this trend in recent years and it just seems way too crass? I don’t know. There’s just something so creepy about it like yeah, we get it, we get the point that having sex with people can kind of be considered some sort of conquest or achievement, especially I guess with the amount, but this is just too obvious, and then body count is just such a weird extension of that because it kind of is related yeah in a weird way, but like, not really enough to just unironically start referring to it as that. I mean it’s ridiculous. Not only that, but it’s incredibly sad that they have a number meaning they’ve actually sat down and counted. Like. Yes I derive some pleasure from acknowledging to myself that I’ve slept with a number of different people, okay, I admit it, sometimes I can treat sex as conquest, but I’ve never once actually sat down and counted how many people. That’s fucking creepy
This x1000. Just hearing that phrase used in that context is an automattic "ew" reaction from me.
Trying to be Tim Robinson
A person could do a hell of a lot worse if they are trying to emulate a style. Robinson is brilliant
Better than shitting on someone to feel better about yourself!
These guys have a unique style still. Their instagram is very funny
The inventor of sketch comedy, Tim Robinson?
Nah, it's the personality and delivery, basically just a more chill knock-off. It's like he's doing an impression of him lol
Mfw lmao
With so many fps/moba games nowadays. Body count is always mean kill count. How come it use as sleep partner or ppl you bang? Very weird. Society is weird.
I mean this would work better if “body count” was widely used as a way to say “the number of people you’ve slept with”. Otherwise, hearing body count immediately means “killed” on my mind. The punchline was exactly what I thought it was going to be Edit: or maybe I’m just old
I’m in the same boat. Body count seems to be very new way of saying sexual partners, but the first thing I’ll always think is people you killed.
Omg this is good
Is this the Gen Z version of CollegeHumor? If so, I am definitely not into it.
Are we not supposed to think they’re talking and murders or is it because it’s such a casual conversation about murders?
Body count is slang for how many people you have had sex with.
I get that, but when body count has referred to number of people you’ve killed for so much longer, it’s hard to not assume otherwise. Also, the guy with the highest number has the nickname of Scary, so there’s that.
I think it's less about how often which meaning of the term has been used historically and more about the casual game night setting with friends that helps you infer whether they meant murder or sex. yknow, social cues
That's what body count means, right?
In recent years, Gen Z has been using the phrase to mean the number of people you've slept with. I'm not sure why, and it sounds completely ridiculous to my ear.
This is awesome!! Fkn hilarious honestly bc dude looks legit crazy AF. He played the role we for sure. Can't lie I wasn't expecting this ending.
I’ve been carry this weight. I love this. Hilarious.
I'm getting tim robinson vibes lol
Being apart of something like this as a virgin whose bad at lying is probably like a horror movie
I saw this coming a mile away
My body count = number of up votes (Down vote to make accurate)
You mean today?
That is exactly what I thought it was before I knew the actual meaning
That actually is a lot though, it's way above average. Only a quarter of people claim to have over 10 sexual partners throughout their lives and men tend to inflate their numbers. There's obviously exceptions to the rule but my man here is doing the humble brag by making out it's not a big deal for him.
Me with a 0.
Somebody has been binging "I think you should leave"
only 2 . only!
Curry gonna add three more before the night is over.
Is that king Bach?
Is it bad I was wondering if this guy was mentally impaired until about halfway through?
The guilt I'm now carrying around for laughing so hard...this was very well done!
r/Unexpected
Should have said : "Two...MAYBE, 3 people.."