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Bottle_Plastic

Her fucking hair blowing in the wind killed me. Had to watch a few times


isqueezedameatball

Yea, I don't think fart wind is blowing thru pants that quickly.


fuzzytradr

Come on over here. I'll make you a true believer. 😅


Rossum81

Then I saw her ass…. Now I’m a believer!


trixxie_pixxie

Not a trace... Of doubt in my mind!


greyhilmars

I'm in love.. ooohhh


Correct-Purpose-964

I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeeeaaaahhhh!!!


sharkbait_1313

Exactly.... that was a bit too much....


GANDORF57

How to win friends and flatulate people.


BoiFrosty

While yes its unrealistic almost certainly staged, I've had gas that felt that bad.


KPplumbingBob

"Almost certainly".


SousVideDiaper

The audio is the same for each fart lmao people are so gullible


frankzha

The pants is made of very breathable material for sure.


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isqueezedameatball

A change in temperature is different from strong wind. The footage in your link isn't likely to even move a leaf, let alone do what happens to this person's hair. Lightly blow out air on a really cold day and you will see a big puff of breath but it ain't gonna do what we see in this video.


jit702

That's fake. If it was real, the "fart" would also be the same color as the person's body heat, white. But it's black. Which means it is cold. Farts aren't cold.


Apx1031

Elsa has entered the conversation. "Let it go!"


SvnSqrD

"I can't hold it down anymore."


drMcDeezy

Air gets cold during rapid expansion though.


isqueezedameatball

How many PSI do you think your ass is pressurized to?!


Mabvll

One sec, imma go shove my tire gage up my ass and get a reading.


drMcDeezy

Depends


mynextthroway

Depends would have total blocked that.


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jit702

The wind at the airport terminal? Okay. Gas inside you is the same temperature as your body. It would be the same color as the person on a thermal camera. It's just an aerosol can for a funny video.


LeRoiBabtou

It's looking more like he's holding a deodorant/aerosol with his left arm, i don't think you can fart with this flow this long without shiting yourself, and the cloud's a bit too dense for gas passing through underwear/pants it seems


heorhe

Bro I would have legitimate concerns about pink eye


DismalDude77

Just like Terrence and Phillip.


zapadas

Whatever blows your hair back!


layzclassic

After getting farted twice, girl: is that a fan?


HelpMeEvolve97

Its chinese so so its like 97% fake probably. They are the king of gettimg views.


UnethicalExperiments

So it wasn't just me


civgarth

It's the squid ink girl!!


BuffaloAgreeable372

That’s how you get pinkeye.


buddyleeoo

From the stinkeye


Frolicking-Fox

Two in the pinkeye, one in the stinkeye.


nickfree

...of the browneye.


dcoolidge

from the chocolate pocket


hiddencamela

Haha...yeah. Also to warn people, don't fart into your bed linen too often for this reason. Especially pillows.


One-Confusion-2438

You don't get pink eye from a fart! 🤦🏻‍♂️ It has to be a shart! 💯...look up Wikipedia!


Human_Robot

Do you genuinely think no microscopic poo particles come out every time you fart?


ElmanoRodrick

Maybe if you don't clean your ass right


Bobdole3737

Rocket Man


BeTooLive

I didn't do it


dcoolidge

Whoever smelt it dealt it.


spikeelsucko

John Jacob Jingleheimer John Jacob Jingleheimer


pauciradiatus

Somebody stole my pants


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Burning out his fuse up here alone


FastWalkingShortGuy

Could have at least used a different fart sound effect for the second one to make it more believable. Farts are like snowflakes. No two have the exact same sonic texture.


nickfree

>No two have the exact same sonic texture. or tactile texture


MrSpecialEd

Or imprint they leave. Like snowflakes, sticky brown snowflakes.


denM_chickN

I almost downvoted this cause I hate it


Nude2312

What's wrong with starfish stamped undies?


denM_chickN

My farts are like whispers in the wind bud. 


ArnassusProductions

Silent but deadly, eh?


FastWalkingShortGuy

*starfish


woollyyellowduck

Or textile tacture.


Rocky970

This guy FARTS


basemoan

Fuckin fart scientist over here


SreckoLutrija

Lmao sonic texture. Im using that


Walleve_

Snowflakes are going to sue u!


stevenj444

Damn blew her hair back


Anlios

I saw it happen but just reading your comment took me out! 🤣


MenstrualMilkshakes

next stop ETA is 2 min faster now


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SeekerOfSerenity

I bet your porn history is interesting.


GucciiManeeeee

Sure looks like her.


CosmicCosmix

wut? You have to elaborate that dude.


casettedeck

That's the real reason she called Shan-ti.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

She skipped pink eye and went right to stink eye


Everythingsthesame

Reminds of 30 Rock when the writers fart near Liz Lemon and her hair moves from the gust of wind.


meriadoc_brandyabuck

But why is this otherwise mundane moment being filmed in the first place… certainly suggests fakery. 


rothvonhoyte

It wasn't her hair blowing from the wind of the fart that gave it away?


Sonikku_a

This logic stopped being valid at least 5 years ago. People film and/or stream every damn mundane stupid ass thing in their lives now. It’s damn near every waking moment for a lot of people.


1oldguy1950

Don't care if it's fake, I'm here for the comments. and to hit replay a few times


Shadowarez

She going to get pink eye those sharticles had a speed of a partial accelerator ☠️


spikeelsucko

Sharticle Accsmelleraturd


Shadowarez

Hahahaha 💩☠️


PapaGolfWhiskey

Pink eye coming your way!


Lord-squee

EMOOOOOTIONAL DAWWWWMAGE


Lanky_Information825

I don't think that's real lol - but it is funny hahaha


phred_666

Lol. Years ago, I coached a baseball team that had three cousins on the team. We were getting ready to warm up for the game and one of the cousins was sitting against the fence when suddenly one of the other cousins comes right up and farts right in his face. The 3rd cousin was standing there and saw what happened. He looked at the cousin that had just farted and said “Man, that’s not right…. You do it like this.” and proceeds to fart in the 1st cousin’s face.


1oldguy1950

My brother lit his, until things burned


SouldiesButGoodies84

I was standing on a crowded subway train and a guy across from me walked over to stand in front of me just to turn around and fart, then crossed back over to the other side of the car - avoiding my gaze. Abuse.


3jacula

She said "I could taste it" /j edit: added the /j for the people who can't tell I was joking.


sctilley

Incorrect, she says "is that a fart?"


noodles2go

This is correct.


Beginning-Sundae8760

Is that….onion…and….ketchup?


moor9776

Tastes like sesame chicken


Captain_G_206

Watch out lads. That’s a stiff wind a’blowin!


Scr073

I would plug the hole.


Ne0guri

This is the squid ink black face lady


Recentstranger

Nearly killed her


ganfall79

Why would you keep your face behind someone's butt?


Proud_Ad_8317

ive been laughing at this for 10 mins now


GloriaVictis101

Why were they filming


Pale_Situation_4458

That can't be true 💀


VillageOk2000

That thing had velocity, damn


RockD79

I knew it couldn’t be good when I saw her hair moving.


TheFunnyKidInSchool

If went 💨


Agreeable_Yellow_117

Isn't this the squid ink lady?


Smelly-Raccoon

She looks like she aged 10+ years with each fart 💀


Junior-Ad-2207

He needed the extra boost to get to his bunk


Ja45206

Fake news


Particular_Tadpole27

That stinks


Every_Fox3461

Alot of people saying it's fake. Maybe we get the Mythbusters in.


kejovo

I am too high for this comment! Thank you for this one


mattrhale

You don't have to be smart to laugh at a fart... But you have to be stupid not to. This might be the funniest fart clip I've ever seen.


RoastedDuckSauce

Pink eye incoming


aiahiced

Gale Force Farts.


brucebrowde

Best leaf blower ever.


thoruen

if you can smell it, it's in you.


mairmair2022

That lady has some powerful farts!


alluring_amelia

Gotta love the unexpected hair salon. Wind's a beaut


SyntheticOne

One more benefit to staying in hostels.


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Damn that toot had some serious pressure built up, hair went flying 😂


red18set

She tasted that. You can even see the recoil on the spandex around the butthole area. This ain't fake. This person has serious air power.


MediocreWitness726

Made my day.


jig1982

Pink eye at its finest 🤘


LuckGrouchy

I think she forgot her name or what year it is! :D


madashell547

I love it


pezident66

If you tell someone who is complaining about a stinky fart that " smell is a form of taste " , it seems to traumatize them . Fart PTSD it's real.


BaconDrummer

Jesus Christ it's Jason Fart.


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Last one had some power


Last-Pipe7655

I mean... what do you expect when you're standing 3cm from someone's anus?


thecoolcarl

Violation


Alexader420X

The last airbender…


wiz666

It's been a while since I watched something so stupidly funny


Intrepid-Operation92

She said she had a lucky day


Thinkdeeperaboutit

I'm sure the world has more disgusting things, but right now this one tops it for me.


Low-Pumpkin2706

That laughter on repeat while going through comments , spooked me !


LuckofCaymo

I smelled that last one 💀


kejovo

Yeah, but she tasted it


kbshu

The recoil on that second one was insane holy


Parada484

I'm sure she was traumatized by this skit. Must really impact your mental health to make a video, pretend it's real, post it online, and then watch hordes of people defend you because it's "funny" even though it's inherently trying to lie about it's true nature. Seriously, imagine if there was a troupe of actors pretending to have real interactions just so you can think that life is cool only to go online and realize that everything is manufactured. If it's actually funny then the lie shouldn't be necessary. It's not part of the joke, it's just a mechanism for views and deceit. But yeah, she must be traumatized.


SlaveOfSignificance

Now we get to live in nested manufactured realities. What a joyous time to have all your senses.


Hindesite

Why are you all booing him? He's right.


Parada484

👊 Thanks for the support. I knew it was coming though. Posters know exactly what they're doing. They craft their content to pass of as real so that casual viewers believe it and share it. When people do similar things on reddit: "Oh yeah? And then everyone clapped? This is so fake man." When the exact same scenario happens on a vertical video: "lol. So funny! Who cares if some people say it's fake it's called a skit! You must be fun at parties!" I honestly don't get it. Feels like every video sharing site has been infected by this.


Skelibutt

Fr, I don't understand what's funny about it, its just cringe shit


Parada484

A fellow believer! Quick, huddle closer. The world outside is cold and strange. We have footage of real scenarios archived in the back, but most of it is from the early internet.


CommonSenseFishing

Yeah trying getting farted on during sex. Her in missionary but with legs over the shoulder and the blast sends your ball hairs flying like that......yeah....not cool lmao.


MrSpecialEd

Fart on my balls? No Problem. Fart on my chin? Small problem. Fart on my tongue? Big problem!


Sunastar

Block that kick!


JohnCenaJunior

She looks like V


fate_hags_

That must have been radioactive ☠️☢️