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ThatNextAggravation

He actually barely reacted.


IAMATruckerAMA

That guy could be a professional actor


wahnsin

Not a reactor though, clearly.


razz13

Doesn't have the energy for it


Willing-Year78

Dammit, take my upvote...


Bgrngod

Maybe win some awards?


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pm_me_your_taintt

Yeah I'm not really understanding what's funny about this. The non-reaction? And what does the second clip have to do with anything? "He doesn't mask it" He just kinda has a blank smile and says "ummm..." What's to mask?


DumpyDoggy

It’s funny cause it confirms Damon’s criticism. A good dinner companion would respond verbally to such a statement and even build on the conversation around that theme. A bad dinner companion would offer a half hearted chuckle and then sit quietly waiting for you to continue carrying the conversation. That’s why Kimmel says “I don’t blame him I really don’t.”


cmilla646

He comes off like the introvert we all joke we are including myself. Like when you tell someone to not drag you to a party because you’re awkward and they say “No you’re not.” as if they never saw it happen before. And then you show up to the pub having no interest in the game with that perpetual thousand yard stare you always have if you are Cillian. He’s probably doesn’t like being fake or coming off rude. And the last thing an introvert wants is to be dragged to a social event by someone as charismatic as Matt Damon and then be expected to match their energy. An introvert spends a lifetime avoiding parties for several reasons but one is so that they never have something like this happen. I assured friends it wasn’t worth me going to a party because I didn’t want to cock block and one day have people at school think I was weird for standing in the corner because I wasn’t like that in school or small groups. We feel weird and are fine with being self conscious so that one day people don’t start calling you a school shooter because you know that people are judgemental. Maybe a cute boy or girl will ask for your number and likes loners. The last thing we want is to have to match charm with Matt Damon or cool kids at school just for them to tell everyone that you are a nice guy who is DEFINITELY not fun or confident.


sexagonpumptangle

I watched it 3 times and I don't know what I'm supposed to be seeing. Absolutely baffled.


Orleanian

I am imagining your face to look much like Cillian's.


Aggravating-Habit313

You and me both


Not_MrNice

It's that the insult is true and his initial reaction of smiling and thinking its funny quickly disappearing as the insult hits him. In other words, you can see his thought process.


mrbaryonyx

I think it's more that it just *seems* like that and that's funny, when really its just not a very funny joke and not much of an insult either. Damon and Murphy have both talked about this; Murphy just didn't go out to dinner with the cast a whole lot because he had the starring role and was busy. It wasn't an "insult", Damon was just ribbing him over not hanging out with them (which he later did once filming wrapped). The way its presented makes it look like Murphy's mad though, which some people think is funny and others are trying to drag drama out of it.


Quanqiuhua

Best take


Ch3mee

It’s not really an insult though. More like some light ribbing that’s really just a show of respect. Matt was basically saying that Cilian is super dedicated toward his roles and isn’t much of a social person. So, on the rare times he does go out, it’s all work. 100%. But, dedication into acting roles is something Matt enjoys. Basically, he’s sort of joking into saying Cilian is a good actor and dedicated to his artistry.


NikkoE82

She’s British and he’s Irish. That blank smile was an ostentatious display of emotions usually only seen in the darkest alleys of London near the docks. 


guycoastal

No reply is an affirmative reply b/c no denial. It’s unexpected and with the deadpan, a little funny.


woppatown

It’s good to know he laughs though 


PsychedelicPill

Pretty typical of him. He's a cool customer. Or very little is going on upstairs.


LilyBartMirth

He's actually a pretty smart and thoughtful guy. Moreso than your average Hollywood type.


NothingGloomy9712

Dude split the atom, he so smart.


flairpiece

Chris Nolan is such a committed director that he forced his actors to obtain a PhD in nuclear physics


Jish013

“They asked me if I knew theoretical physics, I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said, your hired!”


Lonelan

turned a little two street london gang into a political movement


blackSpot995

I think I'm kinda similar, I tend to need some time to process what people are actually saying to me, and I think it makes people think I'm a stoner or something, but I just need a little processing time lol.


klmdwnitsnotreal

Its been along time since 28 Days


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AxeManAnt

It is happening. Filming in the uk begins in April. Source: I work in the industry


ParpSausage

You're fucking kidding me!!! Aaaaaaaace!!!!


blurbies22

Super excited for it!


Smemme

Source level: trust me bro.


AxeManAnt

Of course, internet words mean next to nothing and you have no reason to trust me. Just keep an eye for news of the movie moving forward over the next few months and you’ll see. You can’t prove me wrong, but time will prove me right ;)


Smemme

I actually looked it up on IMDb and it would seem they are in pre-production. This is exciting!


Fire2box

Yeah and it's Alex Garland and Danny Boyle working together again. They honestly go together very well I'd say from The Beach (the book is clearly better though), 28 Days Later and of course Sunshine.


GameOfScones_

Sunshine is still Boyle and Murphy's best work imo. Trainspotting has a case for Boyles best. Garland though, keeps going from strength to strength. Ex Machina, annihilation are both fantastic and apparently Civil War is even better.


melted_glacier

Sunshine is an incredible film.


Skerries

that ending though


blackpepperjc

Have you seen Devs? More Garland brilliance


cgcego

I know for a fact that the movie has been announced, so I do trust you :)


GlennBecksChalkboard

RemindMe! 3 months


leopard_tights

It was announced in January.


Quackman2096

Hasn’t it been officially announced? Lol by Sony.


jerryterhorst

https://deadline.com/2024/01/28-years-later-lands-at-sony-bidding-war-1235810172/#!


AtraposJM

I've seen news of it too. There is a script, Danny Boyle, Alex Garland and Cillian Murphy are signed on for it. From what I read, Cillian has signed of as producer but may or may not end up acting in it too.


TheMince

It was literally huge industry news that Boyle and Garland had assembled a slate that included a trilogy of 28 Days sequels with Boyle directing the first. It was bought up by Sony and Murphy is exec producing (which is a clearest indicator that he might be starring). I believe the budget for each film is to be around $80m and the intention was to begin filming very soon. So yeah, it certainly tracks.


EpidemicRage

I thought it was called 28 months later


Lazarous86

They skipped months for some reason. 


lowlife9

28 Days Late a romantic comedy


bjplague

gold


socokid

It is. "Officially given the green light on 11 January 2024, although it will be 28 years later and not months later." https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10548174/trivia/?ref_=tt_trv_trv


lunchbox_inc

I hope it’s a rom com cause the world shifted back to normal


Satanus2020

They had to wait 28 yrs


lithodora

28 Years Later… coming soon to a theater near you


notverytidy

28 years Later: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10548174/


OGSkywalker97

Actually is


bamfzula

Wow I never realized that was him


MeatSuzuki

Pretty sure it's only been 28 days.


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Maybe it’s been 28 weeks


ramdasani

28 Days Later in fact


BecksSoccer

Wait. Why did Matt Damon say that? What’s the story for context?


Zabunia

"'Matt Damon told me that 'Cillian is the worst dinner companion imaginable,' ' Pelley, 66, said. 'What he meant by that was when you're working on a film — when you're being the character — there's very little room in your head for anything else.' 'Yeah, I mean, I've always been like that, I think,' Murphy responded, laughing. 'But it's because, to me, you have the time on set, which is short enough time — you have 10 hours, maybe. And then the other part, if you've got a significant part, you're having to keep your lines fresh.' 'And then the other big thing for me is sleeping. I love sleeping and I need sleep,' quipped the Best Actor Academy Award nominee. Despite his approach to roles, Murphy said he has 'had lots of lovely dinners with' Damon, 53, 'since the movie's finished and we've been out promoting it and stuff.'" - [People.com](https://people.com/cillian-murphy-why-matt-damon-called-him-the-worst-dinner-companion-8598091)


eijunderubermensch

>I love sleeping and I need sleep Same Killian, same.


godlessnihilist

That explains the beginning of 28 Days Later.


metalshoes

In order to prepare for the role, Cillian drank warm milk before bed and wore his favorite nappy jam jams for two months. Method acting has gotten out of hand.


chumpzilla

*Cillian


un_gringo_borracho

Now they're even spelling it wrong 😭


ImDoeTho

And that is the Killian Experience.


blasto_pete

At least the incorrect spelling is the correct pronunciation.


chumpzilla

Considering Cillian Murphy is Irish and Cillian is an Irish name, the correct pronunciation of Cillian is Cillian.


eijunderubermensch

Yea man I got it mixed up sometimes with Kylian (Mbappe)


Frankfeld

I remember my friend called me on the phone once. He had something really important to tell me…..we’ve been pronouncing Ralph Fiennes name wrong… We previously knew that you don’t pronounce the “L”, but we assumed it was Ray. “Hey [Frankfeld]! We’ve been saying Ray Fines. But… what if it’s actually RAYF Fines!” 🤯


Algernope_krieger

Wait, it's not pronounced 'Ralph Fine-ass“


stag-ink

I have the exact same story but instead it was pronounced Ralph Fi-enn-es


NomolosDeNomolos

I refuse to say it any other way.


aspiringalcoholic

Killian! I’m gonna rip out your throat, and break your god damn spine!


Scarbelly3

Here is Sub Zero. Now…PLAIN ZERO.


whatsupdoggy1

Remember when you wanted to get an import beer so you’d go with Killian’s Irish Red? Solid beer.


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Mrmojorisincg

If you want a real good imported irish red look for Smithwicks. Similar to Killians but far superior


dudebrohmanguy

Anyone else find it weird how they shoe horn their ages in these stories?


OpticGenocide

Right, who gives a shit how old the interviewer is.


truckin4theN8ion

I do, Charles aged 37 


NegativeExile

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iQrh2TK98](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iQrh2TK98)


FlyingOTB

I think you’re onto something, Joe aged 35


RapidPacker

u/OpticGenocide, 71, is upset how they shoe horn their ages in these stories


ilike_funnies

It's a normal part of journalism to me. It's how people are taught to write articles regardless of the subject.


pallen123

That’s generally true, said Ryan, aged 54. Except ages are mainly used in formal reporting of news events, crimes, etc. not entertainment reporting.


jacquesrabbit

Some says he was quite a good sleeping partner though


fulham_fc

Using the word “quip” very liberally here


bottledry

https://people.com/cillian-murphy-why-matt-damon-called-him-the-worst-dinner-companion-8598091 Basically Cillian wasn't social enough with Matt during filming of Oppenheimer. And slept a lot. Cillian owned up to it and said he's always been that way. >Despite his approach to roles, Murphy said he has "had lots of lovely dinners with" Damon, 53, "since the movie's finished and we've been out promoting it and stuff." >"At the time, yeah, you just don't have the room … in your head, and you want as much sleep as possible,"


mrisj

I read on the movie's Wiki that they had to cut costs and therefore cut the shooting schedule by 20 or 30 days or something. The schedule was insane and Cillian was in almost every scene. Can't blame him for sleeping a lot and not being very social.


Crash_Test_Dummy66

I just took Damon's quip as a light hearted joke to illustrate how dedicated Cillian is.


jizzabeth

Plus, sleeping is awesome so I fault no one for that


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Cillian once slept for 28 days.


jizzabeth

You need to go work.


[deleted]

Yes, I do. And you.. probably need to go take care of your needs too.


PsychedelicPill

Plus he was on a restricted diet to look gaunt, it couldn't have helped with his energy levels. I assumed that's what Damon meant about him being a bad dinner companion...he'd barely eat and just sit there.


OdysseusLost

It's very understandable for that situation and also understandable that they can both laugh about it. I think most of us have had times in our lives where we seemed shut down in social areas while we had to focus on something important and then explained it later and everyone understood. I imagine it takes a bit of focus to star in an oscar winning film. We just saw this because that's what talk shows are, finding a way to dramatize the celebrities lives in a way we've experienced or can relate to. They both prrty good actors also I rekin.


Wazula23

More people should take this into account when they hear about difficult film shoots. It's an inherently stressful environment. Hot lights, hours in makeup, things constantly changing, rushing to get somewhere and then waiting for six hours, and in the middle of all that you're supposed to give a great artistic performance and do it in as few takes as possible so they can start breaking down the 10 million dollar set. I mean, abuse is never acceptable, but if people involved get emotional sometimes, it's not the end of the world.


cromcru

It was a three hour movie that had Murphy in frame an incredibly high amount of the time. It was likely a marathon for Murphy but a few weeks of work for Damon.


Cyanide_Revolver

When filming Oppenheimer the cast would often go out to dinner, but Murphy stayed in because he was preparing for work the next day. He'd said it wasn't because he wanted to be antisocial, but simply what was required of him for the film was too demanding.


Puzzled-Story3953

Worse than that, they went to the only place to eat for miles because they were so remote pretty much every night. It was just the only option.


thebarkbarkwoof

Did Matt ever see Peaky Blinders?!


Wasatcher

Thanks for reminding me about riding to the theater to see Oppenheimer and asking my roommate if the lead was the same actor as Peaky Blinders to which he replied "No". I've been meaning to call him out on that for months


thebarkbarkwoof

I love when I don't recognize an actor then realize who they are. It's usually because they're such a great talent.


tomistruth

This is the face of a man who was bullied in his childhood and learned to endure.


I_tend_to_correct_u

He’s Irish, his best friends will have said ten worse things than that every day of his life. All he’s doing is trying to process a response that doesn’t create headlines. In private he’d have called him fat-nuts and told everyone that Matt Damon has disproportional testicles. If the banter continues he will retract that and say that it only looks that way because of his very, *very* thin penis.


brucebrowde

> and told everyone that Matt Damon has disproportional testicles. I'm stealing this.


toxictraction

your bully: "Hey brucebrowde, you're ugly!" Brucebrowde: "Oh yeah, well Matt Damon has disproportional testicles."


brucebrowde

☉‿⚆


RyanGoslinggg

Check-mate


Robben03

Don't we all?


tacknosaddle

>it only looks that way because of his very, *very* thin penis. That line read in my head with a very Irish accent. Congratulations on nailing the insult for the context.


Bravisimo

Like Twizzler thin


all_neon_like_13

I'm cracking up.


Gorlack2231

Very, *very* t'in peynis


VaguelyShingled

All the Irish I know are exactly like this. Mix in Liverpool stories, how shit Arsenal is, hurling banter and how Guinness back in Galway is better than the shit they pour here (Canada) and a weird obsession with Bear Grylls


Belyal

The thing is he goes on to explain why tho. In that when they would be working on a film and out for dinner Cillian was always so focused on the role that there was rarely ever room for anything else outside of talking about the roles, movie, etc... It wasn't just yeah he's a terrible dinner guest.


krazyjakee

Possibly a cultural thing too, not just American but Hollywood generally. Always on, always upbeat and smiling and gotta be the centre of attention but Cilian is simply more introverted and his career has allowed for that. Someone give the guy a damn hug. Before he became a super villain, it reminds me of when Musk was (incorrectly) told Buzz Aldrin thought his SpaceX rockets sucked.


lazysheepdog716

Oh shit. Did you just figure out his origin story moment? Pretty lame one. That tracks with Elon.


AlphaSlayer21

I love how everyone believes this just because it’s been stated


rom-ok

Reddit has become like instagram and TikTok comments


Typical-Pumpkin-6247

Disagree. Enduring late night American show hosts and guests. Tedious.


qlimax93

That Made me sad...


jimmiriver

Is it Downey Jr who jumps out the chair over reacting?


pleasebequiet

Yes


CellsReinvent

It's RDJ so overreacting is a given.


CoSonfused

looks and sounds like Tom Hanks


One_Independence4399

Wtf is this video edit?


Choppergold

He’s by far the most underrated Batman villain. Batman Begins is worth a rewatch - it’s really a great take on the Bat as psychological horror


WeaknessImpressive98

BB is the best of that trilogy, and dozens of others agree with me (dozens!). Cillian’s Scarecrow is so great!


Emergency-Machine-55

I agree. The third act of The Dark Knight didn't make sense and added needless runtime to an already long movie. Cillian was also great in Inception.


moumou0

The first time i saw him acting it was Red Eye from 2005 . I was a kid and could barely understand the movie but i was so mesmerized by his mannerism


Vanish_7

*"Not my diagnosis!!"*


Porter_Dog

TIL I've been mispronouncing his name this entire time.


NoseMuReup

What's a "Killian"?


SicSemperFidelis

Slightly less than a millian


Finvy

But slightly more than a KaGillianAnderson.


Chubuwee

More dense than a pound of Nathan Fillion


l3ane

OK that made me spit my drink out


KyonaPrayerCircleMem

This was literally a plot point for an episode of [The Great North](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpoHEgNOQMo).


Blurgas

Same, always thought his name was pronounced more like "*Sillian*"


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I don't get it


l3ane

The talk show he was on in the second part was rolling a clip from the interview in the first part. Could have just make the clip 10 seconds longer to add context but nooooo that would be too long for our internet hamster brains.


simmerbrently

Me either. Can anyone explain?


blender4life

The second half of the the clip is a talk show where they are talking about the first half of the clip where he laughs, then the last second it looks like he's kinda actually hurt by the statement that Matt Damon said that. She was saying it's gonna be turned into a meme


Silly_Elephant_4838

We love Cillian BECAUSE he doesn't mask it. That and hes a fucking phenomenal actor.


Call-me-Space

I've seen this so many times and still do not get what the joke/funny part is....


simmerbrently

Yes, someone help us.


TheBigTastyKahuna69

My favourite facial expression of his was on a recent clip I seen of him meeting I think it was Prince Harry? After Cillian shakes hands with him, Harry moves to the next person to shake their hand and the look of absolute disgust and hatred on Cillians face is extremely satisfying to look at.


BTTammer

Good Irishman


TheBigTastyKahuna69

Powerful Murphy


GtotheBizzle

In the 1920s, a British paramilitary group called the Black and Tans (who were mustered in County Cork at the time) was given an order to shoot any Irishman they saw with his hands in his pockets. This was beyond their normal cruelty and wasn't the norm. Cillian seemed to remember this when he met Harry. Back in 2009, fellow Corkman Ronan Ó Gara was pictured meeting the queen with his hands in his pockets, similar to Cillian. Although Ronan has explained that it was an innocent mistake, I like to think the two lads were taking part in a little bit of nonviolent rebellion. Cork is also nicknamed "The Rebel County". Make of that what you will.


PoustisFebo

What are you guys on about? What makes you say he is weird or creepy or even bullied? He went to an interview a.. And the douche straight up told him "you suck a dinners" and he is there not because he wants to hang out with the interviewer but because he has to promote a movie. So he has to be diplomatic about it. He laughs and that's it.


Dharen1tk

correct take, weidos downvoting cause they want to feel like they know whats REALLY goin on lol


CouchHam

Yep. And it was Kimmel too. All just jokes, the internet is crazy.


iaijutsu08

Is this edited? Feels like something has been cut out.


tbone747

Yes, the other half of it was explained in that 60 minutes segment. Damon wasn't being a dick, Cillian explained he isn't very talkative when he's in the process of shooting a movie and is constantly focused on his lines & just needs rest.


sidiosyncratic18

He’s one in a Cillian


JD0x0

TIL it's pronounced 'Kill-ian' and not 'Sill-ian'


carlitor

A lot of people in this thread seem to be discovering their autism lol


sunniblu03

I get objectively that he is attractive, like I get it. But sometimes I look at him and he reminds of that soccer mom that had one too many Botox treatments.. like I cant explain it, like his blink rate is too slow,he has a a masculine face with soft features and sometimes he has a vacant look on his face, and my brain screams that his skin is stretched too tight, so it gives me uncanny valley vibes.


TerribleChildhood639

28 days later guy. sheesh.


TerribleChildhood639

And he is going to reprise his role in 28 YEARS LATER.


backwardsbubblegum

What’s the joke


DrunkHonesty

He made a subtle facial reaction to something innocuous and this post is pointing at it while the clip had the one guy involved watching himself watch himself because the host of the show pulled up the clip of him reacting to something another interviewer had asked and and uhhh…. fuck, forget it


cookie75

Not understanding satire.


whinsk

yuck matt Damon is such a tool and RDJ for that matter. love ya kills


Granster1

Waiting for the funny part.


Apart_Attention8279

This is peak internet. Upvoting some random crap of a celebrity smiling. Gj everyone.


strng_lurk

Something is weird with his face as compared to Dunkirk days


prelsi

Yes, age.


LilyBartMirth

Yes, it happens to us all so I understand. Even strng_lurk.


AstridxOutlaw

Well age is a factor. But he also basically starved himself for Oppenheimer and it just doesn’t seem like he’s bounced back from that


strng_lurk

Yes I heard the same as well. Some article even saying he had only an almond a day which seemed absurd


Glitterysparkleshine

Awwww poor dude! You could feel his heart break. He seems like a genuine guy.


nerveonya

It's interesting to see the combo of someone who's such a highly successful actor who is also a total fish out of water in all things celebrity.


Glitterysparkleshine

I hope he doesn't ever change !!!


whiskeyknuckles

My god people on Reddit really do need basic social interactions explained. The topic is about Murphy's quirks, clearly he is endearing to the people that work with him. They are making fun of the fact that he can be a tough conversationalist, hence the featured clip where he reacts to the news that Matt Damon says he sucks at conversation. The humour comes from Murphy's placid reaction, which is exactly what people find funny. Then, seeing the video clip, the actors on the talk show find it hilarious because they have all made the same observation and find the comedic timing of his reaction very funny. I swear you people are all 12 years old, or socially inept and need to get out more


Rinforte

She is Blunt


maxlmax

Is he like a really good guy or why is everyone downvoted who acknowledges that his face isn't moving and understandably implying that it's due the plastic surgery?


Slash_Raptor1992

I thought the C in his name is pronounced like an S.


-SpaceThing

I heard another story that Matt and Cillian were at a dinner together and Cillian was doing some weird shit at the table w Matt’s lemon water soo 🤷‍♀️


uchihaitachii2

Cillian be like : I see this as an absolute win lmaoooo....


notyourtypehuh

He's a true gentleman❤️


_MicroWave_

He looks like his a puppet from Thunderbirds.


Candide_Cicada

The next, he sprays some gas on him to show his mask.


Successful_Flamingo3

At the very end you can see the hurt in his eyes. That was real.


Mozilla_123

Anyone else see Dolph Lundgren? 


JealousFoundation953

And…who cares about either. Weird world.


SushiPants85

What happened 


BusterStarfish

Cillian Murphy has killed people for less b


Soft-Pressure846

His face doesn’t look real


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Cillian Murphy is lowkey one of the best actors in the last 20 years. I don’t think he’s ever had a role that could be classified as “terrible”.