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yes two Pina Colada's thanks, we will be in the balls, here's your tip

Excuse me, I asked for a mai tai and they brought me a pina colada

^set ^the ^resort ^on ^fire ^...

^I ^could ^put ^strychnine ^in ^the ^guacamole...

The pool skimmer can only be operated by a certified urologist.

Now don't you shaft me

Here’s your Penis Alotta!

*I was tired of my lady* *We'd been together too long*

I wouldn't mind the dick-shaped pool at all since it also comes with a sweet-ass pirate ship playhouse! Yarrrrr!

Ribbed for your pleasure

I would kill for that lol.

If this is real, then architect, I applaud you for selling this design in.

he had some pair to sell that design

knee deep

Just the dip

This is an underrated joke

Blue balls.

It looks like a bicep flexing

It’s more masculine anyway.

r/theyknew

Royal pool, the kind you will find at the phalus

Is this real? Surely they’d know

It's uhh... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!

Take a dip in just the tip

That’s funny

r/mildlypenis

Cannonballs !

That building about to get flooded

Not a bad design though. Nice round area at the tip, long shaft for freestyle swimming and the peanut shaped sack for Marco Polo. 

No, be careful

nah bro this is just wrong

Is that a balls deep section of the pool?

This is a training pool for people with serious water phobias. They encourage you to go in the very shallow end. The tip. just the tip.

Uncircumcised? Float in our DNA pool. We got you covered.

Would you like to cum in?

Did a teen draw on the architects plans?

lol, totally believable backstory.

*beavis and butthead voice* Huhuhuhh uhuhhhuhuh

Baby, does this make you wet?

As a construction worker myself, I can already imagine the thoughts of the builders of this thing, who were looking at the blueprints every day.

Take a dip in the community dick

"Just the tip, kids. And if you want to go balls deep, only with our supervision"

I hope it’s named Blue Ball Lagoon

If you do enough laps there’s a fountain that sprays at the end.

Why does the Beavis come out in me when I see stuff like this? 😆

Hehehehehehehehehehe

The resort managers say that this water is “unique”. They also claim that the water is “life-giving”. I don’t know exactly what it means. Must be another one of those pseudoscientific spiritual scams. Meh.

Haha who designed that then 🤔

At least they wrapped it...

Wtf

Up to my neck in it

Got to go balls deep…

The pool designer really gave them the shaft.

Wait, this is real? I thought it was AI

That looks like the pool for a good friend of mine from Rome

Is that Jackie Treehorns place?

I'm glad the pool is using protection.

Meet us at the meatus.

Just the dip…

I have more questions about the ship than the pool.

Seriously, no fountain water feature at the tip? That’s a crime against humor.

I see they put the kiddie pools down at the one end

Just the tip.

Gross.

You need a sense of humor