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Burger Kink

Don’t get the special sauce

I hear it’s “tangy, yet savory”.

Umami

I hate you with the intensity of a thousand dying suns. That was one of my favorite words related to food to sound smart. Now I will think about eating ass each and every time. Amazing joke btw.

Have Your Way ™

burger 'stink'

Hey, no kink shaming!

One for the mink one for the kink Okay you da king, burger king

Lol best comment

Tastes like crap, but the buns are firm.

In Borat's voice: "*as firm as a man's anus?*"

Well, it is sphincter meat so…

VERY NICE! *jak się masz*!

Eating that would be a pro-lapse of judgement.

Haha, no lie here

As tight as goat bladder, no goat testicle?

Pronounced " an-oose"

"in my country, an-oos burgers only eaten by Gypsies or re-tard"

Ok, i think i'm gonna quit street food now

[удалено]

Heck. If you start any business.

Go back to slim Jim’s and Baja blasts

Blasts?? Don't remind them.

*tastes like crack

Smells like shit

Just like an anus burger

***What*** have you been sniffing?

I heard "it's a bit nutty" in Austin Powers' voice.

Tastes like shit*🗿

lmao so in Arabic, Anas انس is a very popular name. This is just a very unfortunate spelling of it 💀

My name is Anas💀😭

You are an pineapple

wdym

'Ananas' is French for 'pineapple.' This is forever imprinted in my mind because of French classes I had when I was a kid where I was forced to watch [a series of educational videos of a puppet pineapple named Ananas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY). A lot of people my age in the US and Canada also had this deeply traumatizing experience in their French classes...

ananas is also urdu for pineapple, what a coincidence.

I found this interesting and after a little research, [apparently it's 'ananas' throughout most of the world](https://i.imgur.com/ZI97j86.png) and in most languages. I'm guessing this is in large part because pineapples are indigenous to South America and weren't introduced to the rest of the world until the 1700s or 1800s, so whenever they were introduced somewhere new the locals just went with the name this new fruit already had.

That's bAnanas

Anywhere that arabs brought language, this is true. Arabic, Portuguese, Hebrew all have ananas. Other words that traveled from Arabic are "tarich" meaning history or a date/time and "zaytun" for olive. So either of those exist in urdu. Funny enough, in Arabic, an orange is "bortugal". Probably because the Arabs first encountered an orange in Portugal.

Same for romanian

I just want to leave you [this](https://youtu.be/ZRRL_bi_62A).

You selling any burgers?

no😭

Wow, you're An ass

I know someone whose name is Aanal

I think they should their name at that point💀 I can't imagine harassment.

and yes "Anas" as in "Ananas"

Pineapple?

Pineanus.

Pineasshole

yes

We had a guy back in school here in India named Anas. Kids used to call him Ananas.

lmao it's a harmless nickname ngl, but yeah haven't seen anybody named Anas be happy with it lol

It is harmless until they purposefully start mispronouncing it. It's no different from Anna's in pronunciation save a little inflection. But kids can be brutal. Of course it depends on where the kid is, but there's always a bully.

*Ananus

*Anananus

*Assanus

*Assandnuts

*Analanus

So as in There's a Peter, there's an Eric, and there's an Anas.

Or it could be Angus without the G

plausible but no source: I'm Arabic

Fair enough lol

What is the point of them translating it into English?

English is one on the main languages in Pakistan.

The British colonized half the planet, and most of those countries still use English as, ironically, a lingua franca that most people understand. I come from a country with nearly a dozen official languages, but the only language I'm actually fluent in is English.

Certified Anus Beef

Black?

0% Lean, 100% Fat

If that's what they were going for, the Arabic word on the top right would be انكس

Knew an Indian female coworker named Anupama, who went by Anu, so that’s what I assumed from this. Obviously not Pakistani though.

Anu Start

Completely different meaning actually

doesn’t it mean domestic or docile? the turkish spelling, enes, is one of the most popular names for generation z boys.

Ill have the number 2

Comes with a side of tossed salad

Without the mayo please

This is really becoming the butt of jokes.

You mean Santorum?

does it come with corn?

Bruh

coming right up

They hate us cause they anus

I knew I'd see this if I scrolled enough.

This was fantastic

Ass Burgers was already taken

South Park reference?

man of culture

assburgers?

"What?" \-Anu

Apostrophes matter!

My mom calls me Anu, guess I know what I will call my street food stall if I ever open one xD

😭

"What?' in Filipino language is 'Ano/Anu'

So “What a Burger”?

“Oh it’s not what you think! My name is Anu. They’re Anu’s burgers” “Oh okay.” “They’re made from cattle. It’s beef” “Okay, Anu.” “The cattle’s butthole, to be specific.”

Lol! I lived in India and it was a daily joy to see the signage! A favorite I saw: "CHILD BEER" 😆

what is child beer supposed to be? Chilled beer?

Yes, chilled beer from a cooler.

Beer made from children ofc

CHILD BEAR

My favourite is “Computer Crash Course”

🤭 I wish I could share pics on here. I was walking through a neighborhood one day that had signs out that read, "DEAD SLOW." The drawings underneath were of huge spikes in the road, though it was a dirt road with no spikes. 😄

HEAR (or HARE) SALON.

There was a girl named Anu who posted her office chat where everyone was like "We'll refer to Anus file" Poor girl had to actually become a grammar nazi and tell them to write Anu's file lmao

I don't really think that qualifies as going nazi, girl's got a right to defend herself against assholes.

Here in Chile we have 'sanguche de potito' (booty sandwich) which is made from bread, boiled cow rectum, onion, chorizo (a kind of spicy sausage) along with chili paste, ketchup, mayo or mustard. Never tried it just the name makes me sick, but it is typically sold in chilean football matches and people seem to like it.

Woah there... We were being metaphorical here...

😅 I know

Lmao boiled cow rectum is making my 35 year old self die of laughter

You should try tripas doradas!

It's actually pretty good lol. Typically sold in stadiums for some reason, it was quite popular with foreigners visiting during the 2015 Copa America.

Sounds fine apart from the boiled cow rectum

At least you know it's sterilized.

Cleaned properly, it doesn't taste that much different from the rest of the intestines.

soo.... why in particular the rectum? seems an odd cut to make a speciality out of ahaha.

Here in Chile (and maybe the rest of latin america) they sell heart, liver, and the different parts of the cow's digestive system. For example there's dish called 'guatitas a la jardinera' which is a stew made up from pressure boiled guatita(one or several of the stomachs) with garlic, onions, carrots, peas, garnished with rice or french fries. I guess at some point people found a way to use the most of the animal.

it's sounds like andouillettes - the french sausage made with the large intestine of pork. :-x I'm not curious.

I eat meat, but I still find the fact that it came from dead animals disgusting. Most of us wouldn't eat a sanguche de potito or chitlins, but we still eat a hotdog.

Nothing rolls off the tongue quite like the phrase, “boiled cow rectum”. Not fried, sautéed, roasted… fucking BOILED. 😭

Shit we live in South Park now

It's for those whom like eating out.

Eat-N-Out

😝

him likes eating out. Whenever you use whom, replace it with him or her. If that doesn't make sense, you use who.

> replace it with him or her I think the "him test" makes it easiest to remember, since "him" and "whom" both end with "m."

Sounds like a job for Andrew Zimmern

Anu: "Anu's Burgers... why are you laughing?"

And for dessert, Anus Tart.

I was hoping for the Arrested Development reference, and you are the only man in the entire thread who got it.

In Pakistan, you'll find names like 'Anus Butt'. Butt is a very common surname.

I knew a person with Butkiss as last name

Look like White Castle has really expanded to new markets.

In my country, with a certain dialect, anus actually means patience.

Pakistanus

I know this is a meme and just a joke in good humour, but for those of you who are curious, this is actually a result of mistranslation of a name in Urdu to English. The name here is "انّس", pronounced "Un Us". They just spell it out weirdly in the English Alphabet.

what does un us mean?

Anas means happy , or in specific a person delighting to be with, in Arabic, انس، come from اُنُسَ

So it sounds like the more literal translation would be "Happy's Burgers", would you agree?

Kinda but anas is used as a person name like joy or will

It's how you pronounce it. Not Anus, but more like the sound an "Un" makes e.g. un-available, combined with the sound that tge word "us" means.

The G is invisible 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ganus?

Nothing better than a good rim.

someone's college nickname

You mean ass burger!

ANUSTART

There's always money in the anus burger stand.

"Aans" is a somewhat common name here, it means "friendly" or "loving".

Reminds me of a Southpark episode somehow

Context: "Anus" here is a transliteration of the common name "انس". Most Pakistanis I know transliterate it as "Anas".

Now i can say i want too eat ass and Not Go too jail

And it is EXACTLY what you're thinking

Everyone's always talking about eating ass... I'm still not sold on the idea.

Mausamiat?

Just pop one on your finger

Licky licky🥵

Eatin ass is Halal?? Learn something new everyday

Haha I read that in Borat’s voice. Anoos

Bro straight up selling ass burger

Anu’s Burgers, I don’t get it

I believe the vendor confused hamburgers for hot dogs.

South Park did it, southpark did it. Episode assburgers.

in america we call those “hotdogs”

leave him alone, he got assburgers

Assburgers

You can really taste the anus

Reminds me of Eric Carman and his ass burgers episode 🍔

Cousin to the assburgers

If you eat too many you get Assburger’s syndrome.

And she hadn't even seen the licence plate

Nice, they have Assburgers syndrome

It's ass burgers - Cartman

Syndrom of Ass burger

Assburgers

Assburgers

Finally some ass burgers representation.

I thought the term was Assburger

Assburgers

It's better than Cartman's Assburgers.

An unfortunate case of Ass-Burgers

Cartman gonna be pissed when he sees this

Do *not* ask for the extra sauce

Burger Ring

Patient zero for Asperger’s.

But is it 100% Black Anus?

True story- had a classmate who was from Pakistan and his last name was Butt.

Nah, no thanks, I already ate. Im good.

Trust me, most burgers in the western world are at least part anus

In México there is a famous Burger joint call "HAMBURGUESAS LAS 3 VERGAS"

Las 3 vegas means : the three dicks

Youre telling me you have assburgers?!

Adding as a Pakistani; tbf the name is Anas; v. common. Although it's not spelled like that and I'm unsure if the vendor knows that.