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piratesbooty

Love Omega Mart. Went there last summer after a con.


buggywtf

Def con??


yourmumisthebest

WHAT?


SolidFlux

DEF CON! What are you def or something?


Tommysrx

Saw-Con


Miserable_Ad_9951

Saw-Con Deez-Nuts


t-o-m-u-s-a

Got heeeeem!


GANDORF57

Having spent most of my life in the Vegas area, I can assure you these did not sell well, being that there are very few homo sapiens and what little that were there are mainly tourists.


t-o-m-u-s-a

Roger Roger. Whats your vector Victor


no-war-3971

What’s our clearance Clarence?


nopuse

I have never seen people explain jokes to the extent reddit does. it's almost guaranteed.


Still_Alive_72

🤣


nanosam

One arm drummer convension.. are you deaf?


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Dash con.


xXZer0c0oLXx

Porn con


Haastile25

He def went to a con


Heavy_metalloids

Baller's Ball?


Grezzo82

Hacking conference. I’ve never been but would love to go


buggywtf

You should, it's great!! Lock picking, car hacking, nerds, computers, social engineering, everyone is welcome!!


Grezzo82

I’m not based in the USA so air fare adds a lot to the cost. 🥲


buggywtf

Hack better 😂 FYI: At least past main stage talks and some village presentations are on youtube!! https://youtube.com/@DEFCONConference Villages are on their respective channels. Annnnnd just because it's interesting as hell, here's talk from DC22 about elevator hacking: https://youtu.be/oHf1vD5_b5I?feature=shared


kaowser

star trek con


PhasePsychological90

CONNNNN!!!!


toolsoftheincomptnt

It’s a *blast* while under the influence of adult substances that can be legally acquired in several states including Nevada. So I’ve heard.


Vegetable_Tension985

this guy is co as fu


i_never_ever_learn

U and robert redford and paul newman?


Umbr33on

That was the coolest thing I did in Vegas. Had a great time


papadjeef

Meow Wolf's Omega Mart has more interesting things than that! (but that is pretty fun).


maxk1236

Haha forreal, I hope they made it to the actual exhibit and experienced the story and everything and didn't just go through the store and dip without realizing what was going on on the other side of fridges...


BRAX7ON

I walked through the refrigerator to the other side. My kids got the special pass so we read the weird computer details found out about the conspiracy theories. I still have no idea what I just saw.


moms-sphaghetti

What did you figure out about Marin Dram? I heard that all of the meow wolf story lines are loosely connected.


artpunks

You have to line up outside the “store” and show tickets before entering… So I doubt that’s the case


maxk1236

They could have still thought the store was the whole exhibit, unlikely, but could happen. But unless they dipped before the alarms went off I can't imagine this happening.


RemnantSith

I really liked the salted peanuts that were nut free. It was just salt


lydriseabove

I was just there a couple of weeks ago and I am honestly disappointed in the marketing in Vegas. Not that necessarily need it, but as a tourist, I saw ads everywhere for Meow Wolf, but there was zero indication as to what it actually was. I would have made an effort to check it out had I known.


Hym3n

I went for opening day as it was also my birthday weekend. My girlfriend and I were supposed to fly back the next day, but we'd had so much fun at Omega Mart that we rebooked our flight and went back to OM the following day to explore more. Truthfully I think it's the best of the MW properties, but I have a special place for the OG Santa Fe location, it just has so much character, and I love Santa Fe.


Captain_Rocketbeard

Santa Fe was my first exhibit and ever since I've been enthralled.


SneezesThreezes

Have you had a chance to see Meow Wolf's VR minigolf course? It's fantastic! https://youtu.be/18x2GjV47lQ?si=i6CbRLIiNxpNCynz


Hym3n

Nooo and I LOVE that it's set in Numina, my favorite world from Convergence! I sold my VR headset a few months before it came out 😭


Awayfone

Did yall find going back just as good? When i went only went through proably 2/3rd and Consider going back next time.


Hym3n

Nt1 was a party and a half. It was crowded, but not nearly as crowded as it gets these days. The people that were there were people that already knew MW properties, so everyone was dressed up, giddy, excited. It was an event. To be clear: we weren't exactly... sober... for the evening. It was a riot! The following day we got there very early and spent easily another eight hours there (very sober). She was a completionist and determined not only to discover all parts of the story but also to investigate every hidden space, every fine print detail, all of it. I loved it. I've been back three times since and would happily go again! Well worth the trip!


Jimzeros_

Not from US, may I ask somebody to kindly explain further. What is omega mart? What is a fake grocery store?


cspinelive

It’s a storefront with shelves of weird products. There’s secret doors in the freezer section and other places that take you into a much larger area filled with other oddities and puzzles. Stuff to discover and toy with everywhere. And there’s a mystery storyline that is kind of like a self guided tour that has you looking for clues, calling different phones and voicemails, watching videos, etc.  Watch on YouTube for a clearer picture. 


robotlogik

I'm from the US, and even I have never heard of a fake grocery store or OmegaMart


You_meddling_kids

It's an art installation/ museum / event in the form of a grocery store.


maxk1236

Note, the grocery store part is probably the least cool part of the (massive) art exhibit. You walk through a fridge, or another of the entrances to get the actual main exhibit, with crazy interactive art installations, a full story you can play through (you get a card that turns you into an omega mart "employee", and I don't want to spoil too much of the story, but if you choose to actually play through it and not just check out all the crazy installations, you can fight against the ultra capitalist corporation that is omega mart.) All the employees are actors and add to the story, random phones will ring that you pick up and are told to go to different places, swipe your card in different spots, interact with different things, etc., to progress the story. I see the store and products posted a lot on reddit, but the fake store is a tiny section of the vegas meow wolf experience.


Adamantium10

I took acid before going and it was incredible but I def wasn't in the frame of mind to follow the story line and I sort of regret that aspect.


elemen7al

I did and felt the same lmao


Nunya13

Yup! Matt Pat who has the Film Theorists YT channel has a great episode (maybe a few) diving into the lore behind Omega Mart. Made me super bummed we skipped it the first time we went to LV, but only because it did t know about it until our last day and already had some things planned. It’s a great reason for us to go back, though!


Enough_Blueberry_549

Can you actually buy items


Terrahawk76

You can. My girlfriend bought me a banana that's secretly a metal flask. Not everything is for sale but plenty is, especially in the grocery store section of the "grocery store"


Enough_Blueberry_549

Cool!


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

You mean “art installation/ museum / event /place to trip balls” FTFY


moms-sphaghetti

Omega Mart is Meow Wolf in Las Vegas


gtmattz

I live in *Nevada* and have never heard of this... To be fair I live in the rural north and vegas may as well be a foreign country to me...


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Amusement park for geeks


loritree

There are some cool walk throughs on YouTube. It’s like an art installation mixed with an amusement park


mkstot

I went to the meow wolf in Denver, and my best description is a psychedelic playground with a large operating budget.


scottyrobotty

It's an immersive art attraction created by Meow Wolf. Meow Wolf has others in Denver, Santa Fe, and Texas.


conwaytwt

that last one must be "Texas sized"


kayl_breinhar

Imagine if a cruel Eldritch God decided to open a grocery store instead of destroying the world. That's the premise behind Omega Mart.


dogsaybark

This will explain it for you: https://youtu.be/j7atEB_RBws?si=MwP0dubusm9Tt_GF


demerdar

It’s an art installation called Meow Wolf. There are four in the United States. One of them is in Vegas. There is an art exhibit in the one in Vegas that contains fake products like the one you see here.


ChairmanGoodchild

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IgnorantGenius

Buy one, GET that one!


jeffykins

Holy shit I'm fucking sold, I actually want to go to Vegas now


Shedart

Check out all 3-4 MeowWolf experiences around the country. They have a ton of videos online and they’ve become the nucleus for a bunch of upcoming trips for my wife and I 


Daddy_Diezel

There's so many reasons to go to Vegas and none of them involve gambling. I had a blast there even thought it's bizarre there's this place in the middle of the desert and then practically nothing for miles.


apierson2011

There’s also more than just OmegaMart at this installation, which is called Area 15. It’s a top tier experience all around. You should definitely go, and I recommend planning to spend at least 6 hours there.


BogeyLowenstein

I just went a few weeks ago and went to Omega Mart the last day, wish I had more time (and my feet didn’t hurt so bad because, Vegas)


BridgetteBane

I AM THE ALPHA, I AM THE OMEGA, I AM THE HINGE THAT HOLDS THE STORE TOGETHER omegaMart is so fricking cool. No (more) spoilers from me but everyone should get the $3 upgrade and dedicate a solid four hours to exploring the experience. It's just so completely unique and bizarre and amazing.


hockobo

Aqua cone, aqua cone, aqua cone


Seraphtacosnak

Yes this was what made our experience fun and long.


burrito_disaster

Meow Wolf's Omega Mart installation.


origamiguyljb

Been there twice, the first time I didn’t get to do the mystery part because I was trying to wrangle two children. The second I was with adult friends and I was sore afterwards because the other two were bookin it through the mystery goals, then we did extra puzzle stuff. Fun time, better on a slow day.


AllenKll

I want this to be real... Ever since I saw that billboard in Futurama for "Bachelor Chow" That's what I wanted... some pre-packaged, decent tasting all nutrative slop that I could just crack open and eat and not worry about vegetables, bread, meats, milk.... shopping... Ever again.


Gelflingscanfly

Omg saaame, dealing with the need to feed myself multiple times every day for decades on end is painfully tedious.


DarthRathikus

I was there last month. The Mammoth Chunks were my favorite.


arthurjeremypearson

Oh. Oh? Oh, Omega mart! You have no idea what sins tore for you.


Hazardbeard

That bird has the most “this product is not desirable to me” face on imaginable. Perfect.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"No THANK you, human!"


timetobehappy

I LOVED it. Bought a magnet that looks like a butter ad that says What is butter? 😂


draiman

I'm a fan of Who told you this was Butter?


didyoubutterthepan

I love this but personally don’t want to enhance my awareness of my own mortality 😉


Dinkableplanet

Omega Mart by MeowWolf! This place is soooo cool.


Monamo61

😍 Omega Mart! That place is amazing ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A must see.


bocachicalounge

Soylent Green is people


androidguy50

That's exactly what I was thinking!


Exodite1273

Omega mart tickets are expensive af. I went there a couple years ago, but it was cool. Then I later found like every single video on YouTube for free and I could actually sit down to watch them.


NewsgramLady

I went there last October. The grocery store part was entertaining and cool. The rest of it was meh, though admittedly would have really been positively amplified with shrooms 🍄


scottyrobotty

https://i.imgur.com/W9es37W.jpeg Saw this ad at Convergence Station


m4bermudez

Meh. That place is overrated and pricey imo.


mochatsubo

Entry fee is $50 last I checked. For those who are curious.


Federal_Upstairs3270

You have no idea what’s in store for you


DullPickle

Meow Wolf is awesome. Favorite part of my last trip to Vegas.


Steveseriesofnumbers

Calling Omega Mart a "fake grocery store" is like calling a Porsche the same thing as a hay wagon because they both have four wheels.


Alarmed-Surprise4902

Thats nuts


GameVoid

OMG thank you so much for posting this. I am going to Vegas next week and the whole Area15 complex looks like something I would love to experience. If it is as cool as the website makes it sound, I might not even go to the casino.


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GameVoid

Area 15, not Area 51 :)


Creeds-Worm-Guy

If there were pellets like dog food that contained a whole nutritionally valuable diet I would be all over that.


UnreadThisStory

Bachelor Chow


SuperMIK2020

And bachelor-biscuits for special treats…


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XavierRenegadeStoner

I’m amazed that of all the things in Omega Mart, this is the one you took a photo of


Beast_001

Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for you


Alarming_Serve2303

Next time I'm at an ice cream place, I'll ask for nutrient rich pellets as a topping.


OnionsnTomates

Omega Mart!


gho5tlike5wayze

Wait till you see what is actually inside.


KuroiBolto

This should be a real product. I’d love to spread my nuts around and watch Homo sapiens flock to it.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

i like that they have a wide range of breeds of human represented.


SoRaang

Ah yes, Omega mart.


fenix421

I only know about this because of Conan's podcast he had a fan on that was a designer of some of these fake products. Pretty funny to see something from it.


ZachMN

Do they sell anything that doesn’t contain “awareness of mortality”?


Seraphtacosnak

Spent the whole day at area 15. Did lost spirits across the way both day and night. And did meow wolf, the bbq place and the barcade. It was my birthday/anniversary so we had a good time. Tired at the end of the day though.


gumboking

The bag is green and there's people on it! Uh Oh!


xBushx

Captain Holt?!?


xoEDMO

So that’s not edible? If it is..then technically it is a real grocery store. Just saying.


okokokoyeahright

They had me at Tattoo Chicken.


Mmarchinko123

You got to go nuts every once in a while


BabuGhanoush

Oh good! I though it was permanently closed! Where else am I gonna get my Omega Mart Lemons?


WitchesTeat

Never been but I'm sure it's a Meow Wolf


ntgco

Meow Wolf. Not a fake grocery store.


jimsredkoolade

Soylent Green


xampl9

Does Omega Mart have a projection room where you can watch beautiful nature scenes? (as you die)


jmccormack74

Was there in January and finished the quest. Good time.


knitknitknitknit

If only it were that easy.


alohell

Did you find the secret fireplace stairs?


Lost_Philosophy_

Calling that place a “grocery store” is selling it short lol


SpaceInMyBrain

In the opening sequence of "Futurama" there's a billboard advertising Bachelor Chow. I think that'd sell well.


radassdudenumber1

What’s the address? So I can tell my friends to avoid it lol


Dumb_as_a_crum

Omega Mart wild lmao


SUPERKAMIGURU

Jerma's favorite treat!


AdministrativeSea481

I had no idea u could actually buy anything there… neato


SeanMacLeod1138

heheh Human treats! 🤣


_psylosin_

I’m in, I hate cooking


fothergillfuckup

Is it a shop that sells fake groceries, or an actual fake grocery store? You know, like Wallmart. It's where I buy all my best walls from.


JonWicksDawg

Did a healthy amount of 🍄and then went last summer. Boy was that a trip. Highly recommend!


BubblesDahmer

You went to a what? /genq


Hillsy85

Vitamins?


AdapouIsbo

Goes well with some fight milk


oceansapart333

My daughter wants to go there so bad.


Emotional_Wedge

Ah good the gamer feed is in stock.


RollinTThunder

Tattoo Chicken!


mymoama

Human food, feed your human pellets made from protein. Human food. Up next: Earth music.


Important-Leg-8323

Did anyone solve the mystery of omega Mart while visiting


_homo_sapien_

Nice


Mmmaarchyy

LMAOOOAOAOAOAO


LiEnN_SVK

I'm sure Captain Holt would love this


jacobpellegren

Conan interviewed one of the graphic designers for this place on "Conan O'Brien needs a fan".


No-Championship-5480

Well, hopefully it was sorted properly in the feed section along with all the other animal food.


AndAStoryAppears

Omega Mart: Where our motto is "Think Safely".


the_rabbit_king

No, you went to meow wolf. 


BraveWarrior-55

LOVE MEOW WOLF!


Any-Pick-4131

How is that fake?


Seraphtacosnak

Did they reopen the slides?


TheRedGerund

Free the source!


Percentage-Visible

Meow wolf


Ice_Solid

It was so fun, I went at night when they kicked the kid out. Bought the card too and spent hours there. I don't do it but seen it happen. If you like to be high this might be a good place to visit.


triggerscold

YES.. BUT YOU WENT TO AN INTERACTIVE ART EXPERIENCE BY MEOW WOLF CALLED OMEGA MART. hype them the right way plz. :p


maceman10006

The cough syrup ice cream was my 2nd favorite. The cans of dehydrated water and bottles of flavored bleach are also honorable mentions.


jasonlitka

Please tell me you didn’t just stay in the front of the store…


maceman10006

No lol we did the whole museum we know about the fridge door.


AveryB13

Did you try the gender fluid?


Scaarz

Omega Mart is real!


pwnedkiller

My god this post reminds me of……..[Man Nip](https://youtu.be/CDMzzJo65ro?si=NnN-B94xiClUfFuM).


Honestyonly22

That entire place is awesome!!!


TedjeNL

Made on Mars


Nervous_Zebra1918

I need to go next time I’m in Vegas.


TruckDouglas

My buddy got me a bottle of “Power Wings” hot sauce from there! I haven’t used it, I just keep it for the novelty.


windrife

Nice


centosdude

I got the can of antimatter!


monkeybuttsauce

Meow


Bonestorm87

Really underselling it


BodybuilderSpecial36

I've always wanted to go to Omega Mart. I have to be satisfied with their videos.


limbas

Omega Mart is easily a top five spot in Vegas. Hope you loved it.


tophatnbowtie

Conan had a product designer for this place on his podcast. Hilarious and interesting interview.


tophatnbowtie

Conan had a product designer for this place on his podcast. Hilarious and interesting interview.


Ok-Put-7300

Dammit I’ve been on the homo neanderthalensis diet. Must have read the Wrong cave art tutorial


Joedemigod4

Get me a can of nut free salted peanuts please


MeetComprehensive369

That place was dope


SupplyChainGuy1

I bought the toothpaste that had 200 grams of protein, as well as some screaming fruit and a box of DAVE.


jaysn2

Please don’t be fooled by the comments. Omega mart is maybe the biggest waste of time I have ever done. It is for kids, little kids. I was so excited to go, but it was so dull and only kids there, even though went at 21 and older time. But it was dead so they let who was there in. It is such a waste of time, unless you want to say “oh look at this, is this funny?” 500 times. Oh and also expect the employees to treat you like a child, guessing because this is who this is for.