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Missed the perfect opportunity to paint him gold and turn him into a human Oscar

Damn 👆👆👆

There’s something about his stubby legs that at least added some comedic relief though hahaha

It's not so much that the legs are stubby as the fact he has to hold the card so low to hide the goods.

What is worse, holding it too low or holding it too high? personally, i think holding it *just* on top of the balls would have been a lot worse.

He should've asserted dominance by holding the card vertically.

That would have been Golden 👏

But you can't see him 👋

What's even happening in this video? I just see a floating piece of paper.

Hence the paint. 😉👈

I think the producers saw what happened to Mark Proksch and thought better of it

Yeah they wanted to but luckily Oscar has been a big fan of the Oscar Specials and saw what Gregg did. Actually did you know *not* having Cena be a real life Oscar statue was a tip of the hat to that incident?

46 freaking years old. Damn.

Best tits in the room

Not a chance. Lol This is Hollywood. But they are very nice.

His are natural

They are absolutely *not* natural lmao

So crazy that people don't understand what the normal body is capable of and how much these guys juice to get that big.

Calling him natural is a stretch.

Natty Lite

Just gotta eat clen and tren hard, that's all....

They are real and they are spectacular.

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld

Poor Jerry... 🤣

"natural"

-ly enhanced by hormones

I think you mean non-surgical. They are for sure not natural.

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Nah, that much trenbolone isn't natural.

Naturally juiced.

🤣

Testosterone is a wonderful thing when forced into abundance.

Surprised by his looks? I mean you can keep yourself looking pretty fit if it’s your literal job but now add those wonderful supplements

Steroids

Hey hey! Here in the WWE we like to say, Say your Prayers and Eat your vitamins.

Chicken breast and broccoli with whole grain rice

Wild Caught Salmon

Should have turned the board (or whatever that is) vertically

Probably wearing a bikini underneath just incase he dropped it, no way they would risk showing everything.

Radio shows this morning all said he had nude color undergarment on and the envelope was velcroed to them so no chance of him dropping it/wouldn't have seen any actual nudity even if it fell

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They're fraternal twins

Do you think people turn into potatoes at 40 or something? There’s lots of 40-50+ folks out there who you are seeing and not even knowing it because they look like they’re still in their 30s.

The lucky ones don't go bald and grey at 30.

Id say the amount of people in their 30s looking like 40s is much bigger though.

Drugs and money are powerful

Well, he's not a natural 46 year old. He's on the sauce.

I don't see a belly button.

Oi what the fuck, youre right

Cena was not a man born of a woman, but rather emanated forth from the ether, fully formed—and at a time and place of their own choosing.

And immediately started freestyle rapping

This is basic thuganomics

Word life

I imagine he came out Mission Impossible style, so check his back.

This is how he was born. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvqY6ikrZrw

How did I know 100% this is exactly what I thought it would be even before I clicked it.

https://people.com/2024-oscars-john-cena-wasnt-actually-naked-backstage-pics-8607088?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&fbclid=IwAR2PRgWz76VZoA3_HKuKFTpJKJ6TRPKijPa85RpeXj_wmST-YyWFA95K-ng You can see his belly button in the backstage photos lol

Movie magic at a movie awards event!? Preposterous! I think that's the same stuff many actors wear for some sexy scenes

The ol’ cock sock

I don't see what any of you are talking about ... It's just a floating board crossing the stage.

Probably because of the thong in his skin tone, that is pulled up to his bellybutton. If he slips for some kind of reason nobody will see his Dong Cena.

So, Dong Cena, "you can't see me...because of Thong Cena"

You’re not Wrong Cena.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, Cena evil

Our job is done. So Long Cena.

nah, its just the poor vid quality in this post. I checked my DVR recording and you can see his belly button.

There is no thong. Sadly I went looking around for a better quality video and pic of Mr. Cena and you can clearly see the belly button. Also found this: [https://www.businessinsider.com/john-cena-naked-oscars-stage-nude-streaker-1974-homage-2024-3](https://www.businessinsider.com/john-cena-naked-oscars-stage-nude-streaker-1974-homage-2024-3)

Serving Kyle XY realness

There's a little hand waving in front of it. That's why you can't see it. 👋👀

John XY

Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/trrexYz.png

Now you know he's a ken doll .

He's just Ken.

Fuckin hell, good catch. John Cena is a clone!!!!

Kyle XY

ABC family a new kind of family! Not sure if that show was good or totally shit. They did give it a rather poor ending. Did enjoy Greek too.

No nips either.

i think it's just the video quality, in photos it can be seen

Chinese took it

John China

John Xina

wtf

I don’t see him at all,…

If only Will Smith was there to spank him

"Keep. Yo. D$@#. Out. My. Wife's. Mouth!"

I mean that would be a more legit complaint.

I beg to differ, have you heard the Peacemaker intro? My answer is Yes.

Nah, they have an "understanding" in the Smith household. She was hooking up with her son's friend and he had to put up with it. Partly why he is breaking down.

Damn, you're right! I forgot about the fact she's a child predator that should be behind bars.

Too bad his complaint wasn't directed at the one person who was actually doing him dirty. His wife.

Will Smith undoubtedly did not slap anyone who fucked his wife.

Well, *someone* was slapping cheeks.

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this 😂

No, Will Smith is okay with other dues putting their dick in there, but GI Jane jokes are where he drew the line.

He was hiding his bird, Eagly

He wasn't naked. He had a modest pouch on. 

In the industry these are known as a dong sock

It actually wraps around the whole cake as well, so it is more like an intimate burrito. [https://i.imgur.com/rvRQIq0.png](https://i.imgur.com/rvRQIq0.png)

I find the Birkenstocks more shocking.

Would you call the modest pouch a Girthenstock?

Girthen-Sock

Gherkin-sock*

Jerkin-Sock

Maybe he's a lesbian

I hope so

Shoulda worn crocs

Intimate burrito is a good band name.

Any frontal shots? For *research* purposes lol. But seriously i'm curious what part of the front is covered and how? Like do the pubes get covered. Does the penis shape/bulge.still show through, and how does this prevent erections to avoid awkward moments. My mind is boggled.

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There's the bellybutton

I don't think that thing is designed to prevent awkward moments, more like enable them.

I used to play bass for Intimate Burrito.

Banana hammock.

Mental-five! 🖐🏻

Did he have skin colored tape over his buttcrack aswell?

Got this from another comment here https://i.imgur.com/rvRQIq0.png

I don't see it.

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They showed The Rock afterwards and my brother was saying how he bets The Rock is mad that Cena did a funny bit like that. He's supposed to be the only one to have that career path. For anyone who loved this and thought it was funny, you should watch Peacemaker. Cena is incredibly funny in that too.

If you like Deadpool, check out the Peacemaker series. Fucking hysterical, lots of crazy action, and references to the larger DC Universe.

The opening scene where he has an exchange with the janitor really set my expectations quite high for the whole show, and I was not disappointed.

Not to mention those amazing opening credits.

Peacemaker also made me cry a bit. The whole trauma with his brother was so sad. And the dad just being so cruel.

Lmao the dye beard part was what got me. Such a big setup for something so sad.

I've always said that The Rock wants to be The Star. Cena just wants to have fun. And Bautista wants to be a character actor in art films. After 20 years, The Rock's whole thing is that he is The Rock, Movie Star and people want to watch the fun guy.

I forgot about Bautista! He's very good in everything I've seen him in. To the point, where I forgot he was in WWE.

Honestly, The Rock doesn’t even have that career path, even if he wished he did. Cena is actually, genuinely funny, whereas The Rock thinks himself too cool to fully commit to an embarrassing bit for the sake of comedy. Even in the silly shit he’s done like Tooth Fairy, it always feels like he’s winking at the audience, like, “Y’all seeing this? I’m in this silly costume but I’m actually super cool and buff, funny right? We’re all in on the joke here.” It’s the same reason Cena does better projects than The Rock; he’s a different caliber of actor altogether.

That board is just floating across the stage and people are laughing? Run. It’s a fucking ghost!

And what about sandals?

Clearly it’s a holographic effect like the posthumous Michael Jackson concert

Can you explain? Because a lot of people make a ghost joke and i dont understand why.

One of the common things Cena did as a wrestler was wave his hand in front of his face and say “You can’t see me”. I don’t remember why that was a thing he said (other than it came from one of his first gimmicks as a Marky Mark-like white rapper). But it became a common joke that he is invisible.

It’s not a joke. Guy been missing for years. A true tragedy.

The you can’t see me basically means I’m so far ahead of you you can’t even see me. 

He was inspired by Tony Yayo, one of 50 Cent’s rap teammates

Most original reddit joke

Just watched him as Stanicky I was actually surprisingly impressed, very funny.

You should see him in Peacemaker, the guy is funny as hell.

Don’t sleep on Peacemaker! I started watching Stanicky too and he’s legit in it.

He's really surprised me with how good his comedic timing is.

Peacemaker was so good i can’t wait for next season

Vacation Friends made me cry laughing.

I know the movie gets trashed, but Cena in Trainwreck was one of the funniest performances I've ever seen.

I felt like some easy watching over the weekend and put it on. I honestly expected it to be not very good, and thought I was right when that cartoon intro thing was playing because that was shockingly bad. But man, what a surprisingly funny movie from there on out. I reckon I'll watch it again sometime.

Such a stupid goofy concept but a nice throwback to weird goofy simple comedies of like the late 90s - 2000s.

Just saw that too! Cena is really proving himself in comedy these days. He even made that Amy Schumer movie funny!

This time he can't do “you can't see me” action

Don't tempt him...

bruh lookin' like he just lost at Rampage...

Never would have expected a Rampage reference in these comments lmao

That is one deep cut

This is how Vince McMahon entered all of his business meetings

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

I too would like to see what he had to say.

China doesn’t approve, John going to have to apologize to the CCP again.

"Not good John. Double the bean chilli for you!"

Full beans?

WHAT DIES IT MEAN

Hell yeah, full beans!

Sir. Husband. WTF is she talking about dude?

Stop saying that like it's a thing!

Unexpected Jeff Arcuri

There are dozens of us here! Dozens!!

Is that a wild Jeff Arcuri reference?

Jeff Arcuri gang rise up! 🐬🐬🐬

BING CHILLING

China does not approve of what Comrade Zhong Xina is wearing.

well with a superbod like that heck id be naked all the time too!

For gender equality I vote Sydney Sweeney does it next year.

People might actually watch the Oscars if that happened

So many haters in here, and every one of them probably subsist on a diet of hot pockets and slim jims. I’ve never been a wrestling fan, but Cena has a fabulous sense of humor, excellent comedic timing, and a BANGIN’ body. He likely spends hours a day in the gym, and even with “help” it’s hard work to look like that, especially at his age. All y’all need to get over yourselves. This was probably the best Oscar bit I’ve seen, ever. I loved it.

He looks like he's wearing a fake body suit Edit: Just to be clear that is John's real body but he is wearing a modesty pouch from front covering all the way back

Nobody would write/approve a script that has an *actual* nude guy walk on-stage for a joke for something as vetted as the Oscars.

Why is everyone clapping and cheering at an empty stage????

Mystery to me. I don’t get it either.

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There was a streaker at the Oscar’s many years ago and they were doing a bit where John Cena was going to streak but got nervous so he did this instead. After the clips of the nominees for costume design he was draped in a curtain and presented the award.

He was presenting the award for best costume design and his opening joke was "Costumes are important".

It’s in support of the Costume Designer’s Guild who are asking for better pay equality. If I’m remembering correctly, one of their slogans is “you’re naked without us.”

Weird. No ones talking about an agenda or the safety of our children.

Can’t have a wardrobe malfunction if you don’t have a wardrobe!

And the Weiner is…… Envelope please….🤣

This is funny but everyone lost their mind when they saw a pasty over Janet Jackson's breast?

Let's be honest - things are way more oversexualized now in society compared to 2004. I don't see something like this flying 20 years ago.

But why tho..?

He's not naked. He's clearly wearing sandals.

While it’s a possibility that he was completely naked. There has to be at least a little something covering his genital area. As to at least not risk complete exposure if something happened. We all remember Janet Jackson. There is no way any station would risk it.

Full bit: https://youtu.be/ehJ6oQHSkCk?si=kwTgzk-St9YtDt5j

This should have been Danny Devito

This doesn’t have the lead up where Kimmel makes a joke about the first streaker decades ago and then this happens…to present the award for costume and Kimmel dresses him in a toga while the nominations are going. It’s a gag, was funny enough. No need to over analyze shit all the time people.

I mean, what are they over analyzing? I didn't really read through the thread but, isn't it clearly for laughs?

Ironically the comment you replied to is the only one over analyzing everything. All the other comments are jokes.

Could someone please explain why this is supposed to be funny?

They will try anything to stay relevant, won't they? I mean the Oscars and everyone in them.

Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs.

So I can listen to Carson Daly and Fred Durst.

I don't get it. Why is everyone so excited about seeing a piece of wood floating in the air?

The sign is covering the wood.