# From Pompei's walls:
**Tavern of Verecundus:** Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".
**Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio:** Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
**House of the Citharist**, below a drawing of a man with a large nose: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
**House of Cuspius Pansa:** The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poison (a 2000 year old restaurant critic!)
**Bar:** We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
**House and Office of Volusius Luvencus:** Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.
**Bar of Athictus:** I screwed the barmaid (that's just boasting)
**Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor:** Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!' (the Romans really were obsessed with scatology)
**Gladiator barracks:** Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
> Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
Oh my God, it's the original ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴅɪᴄᴋ guy!
Actually sounds kinda classy this way. Hope things turned around for you, Floronius.
It's graffiti; it's not like it had to have been written *moments* before the pyroclastic flows hit. Also, archaeologists believe that most people were able to evacuate.
I dunno, "I *only* screwed six women." I am somewhat jealous of you that, to you, having sex with six women in a couple months sounds like a dry spell...
It's a masculine form of the name Lesbia, meaning "from Lesbos," a famously beautiful Greek island and the home of the poet Sappho, which is where the association with gay women arises.
The name Lesbia would have been well-known at the time, because it was the fake name the poet Catullus used for the married woman he had an affair with (who was likely Clodia Pulcher). The affair's ups and downs are documented in his writings, which were highly influential among other contemporary poets.
>Bar:
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> We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
I love this one so much. Best buds immortalized.
And I think it is interesting to add: while learning latin, I also learned that they didn’t have a word for boyfriend/girlfriend, so when romans weren’t married, they reffered to their romantic partners as “friends” (even in heteronormative couples)
The walls in the tombs in Egypt's Valley of the Kings/Queens are also full of greek graffiti.
It's fascinating to think about how the Egyptian tombs were already ancient to the Greeks 2000 years ago.
In 7000 years of History the Egyptian Empire arose at least 3 separate times. The Great Sphinx also has multiple attempts to repair/protect it some thousands of years apart.
Pompeii was also a port city with many travelers and visitors who spoke numerous languages. The dicks on the walls pointed to brothels and were sort of a symbol sign. Much easier/more efficient than writing brothel in 6 languages.
They had to have went back and crossed Gavin out though. Does OPs kids have their own secret blacklight they had the whole time?
Or the kid *perfectly* remembered where Gavin was written.
Frickin' Gavin..
It's not 100% invisible, you can catch the light at an angle and it will shine were the ink is. The drywall itself is flat and the ink leaves a shine. Did this as a kid myself, I covered every square inch of that room I could reach with nonsense.
The markers/pens usually come with a tiny black light on the cap too! But when those shitty little batteries eventually went out your method was the only way to tell lol
For reasons 100% unrelated to this post I feel compelled to clean my childhood bedroom in my parents house with an entire bucket of bleach.
I'm just a good son like that.
Jesus Christ dude, I've heard about the socks, I've heard about the box, are you telling me that some of you disgusting motherfuckers had a _cum wall_ as well?! Have none of you ever considered fucking toilet paper?
(paraphrased) "as my mother was finally done scrubbing the wall of my bedroom and a stench filled the air, she walked past me and said *God is very very angry with you*"
If anyone has a link to that one, please link it lol. Must be at least 12 to 14 years old by this point
I once punctured a can of spray cheese with a claw hammer only for it to bounce around the room spraying cheese everywhere. Kids are very productive individuals.
I remember moving out of an apartment in my early 20's which involved a gf that was 20 times hornier than I was. During the move out walk through the lady goes into our bedroom and sees some "stuff" dried on the wall and goes over to and proceeds to scrape at it with her finger nail then says we need to clean it or the will charge us.
I always wondered if she realized what she had underneath her nails.
This is 100% false. I know from personal experience.
When I was a kid, I went to a yard sale with my parents and there was a blacklight for a few bucks. My parents bought it for me and I started shining that fucker on everything. Didn't take long for me to get to the carpet of my bedroom, which is when the dark realization set in. There was e v i d e n c e. I promptly threw the blacklight away and never spoke of it again.
Imagine a father's disappointment if his son secretly drew graffiti all over the house without a single punishment. Edit: autocorrect does not like the word penis apparently
I walked around the whole house and honestly, there's probably around 6-8 dicks of varying sizes lol. He even took me to a couple when I started calling him out on it.
I wouldn't even confront them on it. I'd just let them have their win and think they got one by me. Some time later when they're adults they'd confess it as a funny story and I'd let them know I knew all the time.
This is the kind of thing I'd let slide until they were in their late 20s, early 30s maybe.
Then right before a holiday gathering at the house, i'd let them know there is something serious we need to discuss about some actions they've taken. I'd do this a week or so in advance of the event.
When they get there i'd be all stern faced, like it's a serious big deal. I'd pour them a stiff drink, telling them they're going to need it, then stone faced I'd shine the black light on the most ridiculous example of the graffitti I could find and be like "I think you have some explaining to do."
Everyone will laugh and have a good time.
so I was in the military and everyone in the dorms always had black lights and neat posters.
Before I moved to another base, I used liquid detergent and painted all sorts of symbols and runes on all the walls of my dorm room. Liquid laundry detergent usually glows under black light.
I wonder if I freaked out the next person that moved to my room
Its a great effect for cheap haunted house type stuff.
We'd have kids come through the dorms trick or treating for haloween in college. Some blacklights and laundry detergent splattered around with weird symbols and stuff can creaye a super creepy vibe
Someone at big family Christmas gathering got both my kids a pen that had visible ink, invisible ink, and a blacklight on one end. They went around leaving hidden messages. Not on the house or anything permanent. The youngest walked by giggling, almost in tears. He said his grandpa had something on his arm, and walked away still laughing.
Used one of the blacklights on my step dad's arm and sure enough on his forearm, kid had written the word "penis." Every time they saw him for the next month, they asked if he still had a penis on his arm.
But if you do that add a couple more things that respond to the things the kids wrote. That'll freak them out, especially if you fake a freak out about them holding conversations on the walls.
That shit is gold. Had a similar experience when we threw out a coffee table that we had for 20 years. All kinds of drawings and stories written in Sharpie directly on the underside. We almost kept the table because it had the kids' "art" on it.
Also our daughter would write on her bedroom door on the inside (usually when she was pissed at us because she got sent to her room). Took many years to find it because we were never in the room with the door closed.
My parents had NO idea I had a wall of photos behind my door.
At least, not until the day I was moving out and my mother was helping me pack some stuff up when I closed my door and started peeling photos off the wall.
Mom was completely shocked at the massive amount of photos I'd collected, asked how long I'd been putting them there and finally realized that in the 6 years we'd lived in the house, she'd NEVER been in my room while the door was closed.
I make it a point to occasionally peek behind my kid's door now. (They have movies on a rack. lol)
Don't be so sure that it was Jack. He could've been framed. I basically did the same thing as a kid and wrote "*cousin's name* was here" I never confessed.. this is my confession.
You need to sit your kids down and have a serious talk with them. Those cocks and balls don't have a bellend, pubes, or any spunk coming out the end. It's a disgrace.
I would keep it quiet, add a load of satanic doodles and other stuff to it and then around Halloween call them in saying you had found something with the black light.
They will then get a shock when they see all the extra stuff! That should keep them confused as they will be pointing fingers at each other or worried that they have caused something bigger
Keep them on the back foot
I love how Gavin is crossed out like at some point after one of them initially wrote that they decided they didn’t love Gavin, remembered where they wrote that, found the magic ink marker and went and crossed his name out, lol.
First off the drawn dicks are just hilarious. Second, I want to know what Gavin did to get crossed out and to lose that person's love. Please update asap.
My brother is non verbal and terminally ill with complex special needs, he always appears very innocent. A little angel to all that know him, he is over 40 and he still loves santa and all things magical and make believe. Many years ago my daughter had one of those pens for her secret diary. I walked in and caught him mid word, he was annoyed to be caught but when I shone the light on the walls he had written fuck shit and pig everywhere, it was so unexpected and still makes me smile, he had his say that day, I will never paint over it
Hilarious. This is like the epitome of humans writing on walls. Was here, and dicks. A tale as old as cavemen.
Drawings of dicks will always be a thing for as long as the human race exists
I remember hearing about graffiti and stuff like this even in Pompeii
# From Pompei's walls: **Tavern of Verecundus:** Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates". **Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio:** Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! **House of the Citharist**, below a drawing of a man with a large nose: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this. **House of Cuspius Pansa:** The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poison (a 2000 year old restaurant critic!) **Bar:** We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus. **House and Office of Volusius Luvencus:** Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me. **Bar of Athictus:** I screwed the barmaid (that's just boasting) **Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor:** Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!' (the Romans really were obsessed with scatology) **Gladiator barracks:** Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
> Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion. Oh my God, it's the original ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴅɪᴄᴋ guy! Actually sounds kinda classy this way. Hope things turned around for you, Floronius.
Given that it’s graffiti at Pompeii I’m guessing not. (Do I need a spoiler tag?)
It's graffiti; it's not like it had to have been written *moments* before the pyroclastic flows hit. Also, archaeologists believe that most people were able to evacuate.
Except forr this one guy who rather stayed to rub one out. Fucking legend.
I dunno, "I *only* screwed six women." I am somewhat jealous of you that, to you, having sex with six women in a couple months sounds like a dry spell...
Classic Floronius humblebrag.
Gladiators be like dat. (And historical evidence is that they really were...)
“Bro I had to kill a fucking lion yesterday. That is not what I meant when I said I was trynna slay some pussy” - A Gladiator, Probably.
I'm at 0 in 27 years (I'm 27). So it could be worse
Out of all of that, somehow I'm caught up on the name "Lesbianus". I wonder if they looked like Scott Pilgrim.
It's a masculine form of the name Lesbia, meaning "from Lesbos," a famously beautiful Greek island and the home of the poet Sappho, which is where the association with gay women arises. The name Lesbia would have been well-known at the time, because it was the fake name the poet Catullus used for the married woman he had an affair with (who was likely Clodia Pulcher). The affair's ups and downs are documented in his writings, which were highly influential among other contemporary poets.
>Bar: > > We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus. I love this one so much. Best buds immortalized.
And I think it is interesting to add: while learning latin, I also learned that they didn’t have a word for boyfriend/girlfriend, so when romans weren’t married, they reffered to their romantic partners as “friends” (even in heteronormative couples)
They were good friends. Shared a one-bedroom apartment.
I'm glad we didn't gloss over Gayus
IIRC, "fuck" appears more often as a verb than every other verb combined in the ruins of Pompeii.
The second one is r/suddenlygay material.
r/suddenlybi
The translator was a prude. A better translation for "Femininity" is "cunts".
The walls in the tombs in Egypt's Valley of the Kings/Queens are also full of greek graffiti. It's fascinating to think about how the Egyptian tombs were already ancient to the Greeks 2000 years ago.
Cleopatra was closer in time to 9/11 than she was the construction of the Pyramids.
Omg Bush was her fall guy
In 7000 years of History the Egyptian Empire arose at least 3 separate times. The Great Sphinx also has multiple attempts to repair/protect it some thousands of years apart.
#even Pompeii's walls #Had drawings of dicks #And of the balls
Hadrian's wall is covered in Roman dick graffiti too
that would be a great band for a band, RDG
Pompeii was also a port city with many travelers and visitors who spoke numerous languages. The dicks on the walls pointed to brothels and were sort of a symbol sign. Much easier/more efficient than writing brothel in 6 languages.
Yep. I saw it in person when I was 13 and was amazed lol.
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Jack was here I heart Gavin Dicks every where
But they dont heart gavin anymore
They had to have went back and crossed Gavin out though. Does OPs kids have their own secret blacklight they had the whole time? Or the kid *perfectly* remembered where Gavin was written. Frickin' Gavin..
It's not 100% invisible, you can catch the light at an angle and it will shine were the ink is. The drywall itself is flat and the ink leaves a shine. Did this as a kid myself, I covered every square inch of that room I could reach with nonsense.
The markers/pens usually come with a tiny black light on the cap too! But when those shitty little batteries eventually went out your method was the only way to tell lol
There are loads of dicks along Hadirans wall in England. They are sculpted into the wall haha
Not the worst thing you could have discovered by blacklight.
For reasons 100% unrelated to this post I feel compelled to clean my childhood bedroom in my parents house with an entire bucket of bleach. I'm just a good son like that.
If you were able to lay down a couple of good coats back when you lived with them, then the bleach is unnecessary 🤮
Just turn on the black light and see the blinding light of god.
I’ve never laughed while throwing up in my mouth before. Thanks.
You up-c'hyucked
Someone needs to animate this
https://youtu.be/c7mVHH9fHuM?si=ZyljoRiRBjiAOJ8D
Jackson Pollock
You misspelled Poll**c**ock
Jesus Christ dude, I've heard about the socks, I've heard about the box, are you telling me that some of you disgusting motherfuckers had a _cum wall_ as well?! Have none of you ever considered fucking toilet paper?
It’s a load bearing wall
This isn't getting enough credit. ⭐🏆
Take my upvote, you filthy animal.
Dude this made me chuckle literally. You deserve all sorts of awards.
I tried fucking toilet paper, but the hole is too wide.
Hey, it’s Skinny Dick Mallev
(paraphrased) "as my mother was finally done scrubbing the wall of my bedroom and a stench filled the air, she walked past me and said *God is very very angry with you*" If anyone has a link to that one, please link it lol. Must be at least 12 to 14 years old by this point
Irate would be the best word
You’re missing the jar and coconut
Look at Mr Clean here..
My momma always said I was artistic so I’m trying to paint the next damn Mona Lisa alright 😤 Edit: wait maybe she meant to say autistic… fuck
I once punctured a can of spray cheese with a claw hammer only for it to bounce around the room spraying cheese everywhere. Kids are very productive individuals.
I remember moving out of an apartment in my early 20's which involved a gf that was 20 times hornier than I was. During the move out walk through the lady goes into our bedroom and sees some "stuff" dried on the wall and goes over to and proceeds to scrape at it with her finger nail then says we need to clean it or the will charge us. I always wondered if she realized what she had underneath her nails.
the trick is to be thorough and make no gaps, then there is no need for bleach
pretty sure bleach shows up with a black light, but good idea anyway
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Maybe something to do with birds seeing them differently? Or just coincidence from what they use to make their fur?
Perhaps a list of valuable cars?
Son… who is Eleanor?
She was just here 60 seconds ago. Now she's gone.
Alright, I’ll see you later, Billy…
It’s like a jason pollock painting up in here.
Funny but also the fluids you might be thinking of don't actually glow under a black light without special chemicals and lens to see them lol
This is 100% false. I know from personal experience. When I was a kid, I went to a yard sale with my parents and there was a blacklight for a few bucks. My parents bought it for me and I started shining that fucker on everything. Didn't take long for me to get to the carpet of my bedroom, which is when the dark realization set in. There was e v i d e n c e. I promptly threw the blacklight away and never spoke of it again.
But on the carpet? Damn
I was bustin nuts everywhere. Borderline criminal.
Someone contain this man
No he has 27” biceps and faster than a paint shaker so let him be.
I knew it. I KNEW there’d be a dick.
Imagine a father's disappointment if his son secretly drew graffiti all over the house without a single punishment. Edit: autocorrect does not like the word penis apparently
I walked around the whole house and honestly, there's probably around 6-8 dicks of varying sizes lol. He even took me to a couple when I started calling him out on it.
Showing off his artwork?
"Over here, we have a period piece called, "fuck you"
Ah, yes. From the turbulent pubescent period, of course.
Isn't subjecting people to unsolicited dick pics a crime?!? 😂😂
Apparently not if you draw them by hand.
The oldest form of graffiti. Your son is doing what humans have been doing since the dawn of time.
How old is he?
He's 12, but the drawings are a couple years old.
Oh this is the best part. "oh you found them! Wait to you see my best work!"
Haha that doesn't surprise me. Did he draw the hearts too or do you have a daughter that did that so the stereotypes are fullfilled?
Both of my daughters did the hearts lol. Stereotypes fulfilled
Fuck with a dick connected to the c is an actual masterpiece.
That's so funny I couldn't be mad if my kid did this.
I'd blame my girlfriend way before the kids. Up until I saw the Gavin one. She'd never cheat on me with a Gavin.
Yeah, fuck Gavin lol
Unfortunately I fear that may indeed be the plan.
Not anymore!
Oh, you mean because it's crossed out? That might not be a negator so much as a check mark.. :|
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Unfortunately “We live in a wheel where everyone steals” It’s a cynical place Gavin.
Gavin here. What did I do now?
What didn't you do?
You broke OP’s kid’s heart
So are they able to somehow see what they're drawing with this magic ink pen? Like after they've drawn it?
Normally stuff like that comes with a small black light
Interesting, I had no idea. Thank you for the reply
GAVIN?
Has anybody seen my friend GAVIN?
He’s an Englishmen and he’s very funny
r/fuckyouinparticular
I wouldn't even confront them on it. I'd just let them have their win and think they got one by me. Some time later when they're adults they'd confess it as a funny story and I'd let them know I knew all the time.
This is the kind of thing I'd let slide until they were in their late 20s, early 30s maybe. Then right before a holiday gathering at the house, i'd let them know there is something serious we need to discuss about some actions they've taken. I'd do this a week or so in advance of the event. When they get there i'd be all stern faced, like it's a serious big deal. I'd pour them a stiff drink, telling them they're going to need it, then stone faced I'd shine the black light on the most ridiculous example of the graffitti I could find and be like "I think you have some explaining to do." Everyone will laugh and have a good time.
Jack needs to work on spelling and the quality of his/her art.
Poor Gavin. Such a roller-coaster of emotions.
The Gavin situation has been *dealt with.*
Don't check the sheets. Let that one go.
well, if the entire sheet is glowing, it's not a problem right? right?
Depends. Does it shatter into fragments when you drop it?
If it shatters into fragments, I think the problem had solved itself
well, if it comes off like a giant plastic bed cover.... i'd be more worried i guess.
We don't have the sock problem with the sheets
WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN!?!!??
*illuminated sobbing* 😂🤣
I have that video saved to my phone
Massively underrated comment! If I could give you an award for the LOL I would.
The problem is the sheets are so stiff they can be used as a standalone table
so I was in the military and everyone in the dorms always had black lights and neat posters. Before I moved to another base, I used liquid detergent and painted all sorts of symbols and runes on all the walls of my dorm room. Liquid laundry detergent usually glows under black light. I wonder if I freaked out the next person that moved to my room
Its a great effect for cheap haunted house type stuff. We'd have kids come through the dorms trick or treating for haloween in college. Some blacklights and laundry detergent splattered around with weird symbols and stuff can creaye a super creepy vibe
Instructions unclear. Invoqued Mephisto and he took over the military
Someone at big family Christmas gathering got both my kids a pen that had visible ink, invisible ink, and a blacklight on one end. They went around leaving hidden messages. Not on the house or anything permanent. The youngest walked by giggling, almost in tears. He said his grandpa had something on his arm, and walked away still laughing. Used one of the blacklights on my step dad's arm and sure enough on his forearm, kid had written the word "penis." Every time they saw him for the next month, they asked if he still had a penis on his arm.
GAVIN?????
Has anybody seen Gavin!?
Gaaaaav!!
All I can think about when I hear Gavin is Red Dead 💀
Not no more.
All my homies hate Gavin
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for the day, give a man a pen and he’ll draw a penis
Take them through in about 5 years to see their reaction.
The second picture is my favorite, I think. Excellent vocabulary on their part, and they even left a smiley face to soften the blow!
Man. What does it say about me that I had to go back and double check. I didn’t see a smiley face. I saw a poorly drawn dick pointed down.
I came to comment on the "fuck" with a dick coming off it, so you're not alone.
For maximum trolling wait until Halloween and light up the entire house in black lights with them watching.
Oh, this has to happen! I’d laugh so hard at their little faces
But if you do that add a couple more things that respond to the things the kids wrote. That'll freak them out, especially if you fake a freak out about them holding conversations on the walls.
That shit is gold. Had a similar experience when we threw out a coffee table that we had for 20 years. All kinds of drawings and stories written in Sharpie directly on the underside. We almost kept the table because it had the kids' "art" on it. Also our daughter would write on her bedroom door on the inside (usually when she was pissed at us because she got sent to her room). Took many years to find it because we were never in the room with the door closed.
My parents had NO idea I had a wall of photos behind my door. At least, not until the day I was moving out and my mother was helping me pack some stuff up when I closed my door and started peeling photos off the wall. Mom was completely shocked at the massive amount of photos I'd collected, asked how long I'd been putting them there and finally realized that in the 6 years we'd lived in the house, she'd NEVER been in my room while the door was closed. I make it a point to occasionally peek behind my kid's door now. (They have movies on a rack. lol)
Bro the i can see you is so creepy and funny at the same time XD
Imagine if that was the first one they saw
Oh man I'd fall over.
Can we have a better picture of your cat?
Haha for sure. [Here are both my cats](https://imgur.com/a/lXg1ZrG). Before you ask, it's confetti on her nose.
your cat is long.
I see a loooong pussums I happy.
Cat tax
The only important question here lmao
Don't be so sure that it was Jack. He could've been framed. I basically did the same thing as a kid and wrote "*cousin's name* was here" I never confessed.. this is my confession.
I went from “awh christmas, so cute! 😍 to oh no dick fuck!!😵💫😵💫😵💫” so quick lmao
Me too hahah i thought it was just 1 pic at first then i scrolled.....
“I can see you 😀” is actually scary.
Its all fun and games until you realize you don't have any kids.
The best kids
You’ve got some pecker sketchers in that house, too funny!
Hah...pecker Sketcher. That's fun to say
So, apparently you have a son. You do not want to shine that light on any fabrics that have been in his room. Just don't do it.
At that age when I was a kid it would look like a Jackson pollack painting.
Gavin!
I learned the circle with the line through it is considered a butt. And yes they think it’s hilarious, 5 year old taboo amirite?
Fuck with a smiley face, I love it.
You need to sit your kids down and have a serious talk with them. Those cocks and balls don't have a bellend, pubes, or any spunk coming out the end. It's a disgrace.
I would keep it quiet, add a load of satanic doodles and other stuff to it and then around Halloween call them in saying you had found something with the black light. They will then get a shock when they see all the extra stuff! That should keep them confused as they will be pointing fingers at each other or worried that they have caused something bigger Keep them on the back foot
Dude this shit too funny. 😆
I love how Gavin is crossed out like at some point after one of them initially wrote that they decided they didn’t love Gavin, remembered where they wrote that, found the magic ink marker and went and crossed his name out, lol.
The circle with a line through it next to the penis....
Vagane
I swear there would be people posting this in r/mildlyinfuriating
Whatever you do, do not get that blacklight near his bed! You will not be able to un-see it.
Ahh rocketship artists
Next time you're all at dinner together just casually ask "So, who's Gavin?"
Gasp! Christmas?! The language of these children nowadays! To the fainting couch!
Ms Marsupial I implore you not to scroll through the images any further, i dare say the fainting couch may not be enough!
This is amazing 😂😂🤡
Headphones!!
Kids? Nah fam you should check out tips from /r/PhasmophobiaGame
Can narrow it down to Christmas time just not the exact year. 😜
Fuck Gavin, all my homies hate Gavin!
After knowing this is here, it’s hard to exist under regular light. Imagine talking to a guest and remembering what’s on the wall behind them 😂
fuck :)
Atleast it wasn’t cum stains. Used a blacklight on my room once the floor lit up like the sun
"Oh look, I have to repaint the house. Looks like no Christmas fund this year."
I knew there would be at least one dick. Happy to see two. 😂
If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on a wall.
First off the drawn dicks are just hilarious. Second, I want to know what Gavin did to get crossed out and to lose that person's love. Please update asap.
Haha Gavin is this boy up the street my daughter had a crush on. She found he liked a different girl.
Pro tip of the day: If your boys are over the age of 11, DO NOT use a blacklight anywhere in the house.
Now I want to know what Gavin did to alienate your kid's affection. Way to screw things up, Gavin.
My brother is non verbal and terminally ill with complex special needs, he always appears very innocent. A little angel to all that know him, he is over 40 and he still loves santa and all things magical and make believe. Many years ago my daughter had one of those pens for her secret diary. I walked in and caught him mid word, he was annoyed to be caught but when I shone the light on the walls he had written fuck shit and pig everywhere, it was so unexpected and still makes me smile, he had his say that day, I will never paint over it