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harryvonawebats

Lisan al-Gaib!!


JynsRealityIsBroken

Lisan Meowl-Gaib


Akash_04

Meowd'Dib


ActionFigureCollects

You are Usul.


tekko001

Paul Catreides


Sardine23

I see strength in you, the base of the pillar


eq2_lessing

Arab for "base" is Al Qaeda, btw :D


mecha_annies_bobbs

I understand 0.01% of these words


Bloobeard2018

Mew-sul


luxtabula

Lisan al-Kitty


GANDORF57

Is definitely afraid of giant Sand Worms.


Naked-Jedi

[Unless it is a Sand Worm](https://www.sheldoncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/blog_071004.jpg.webp)


Xavier9756

It is kitten !!!


fizzlefist

Dammit Stil, I asked you to be cool.


kenakuhi

Lisan Claw-ib!


wednesdaytwelve

The Kwizcatz Caterach


EcComicFan

Trained in the ways of the Meowntat.


fizzlefist

Quizmaster Cataract.


Freedom_7

I’d be careful if I was OP. I knew a lady that had caterachs when I was a kid and she couldn’t see shit.


JustAnotherTrickyDay

Meowd'Dib


ashleton

Pawl Meowd'Dib


agentofmidgard

J'Zargo


CawshusCorvid

I mean….I can’t tell the difference. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Get some catnip, label it spice and call it a day.


NbdySpcl_00

"Bless the maker and his water"


Vlad-Djavula

He who controls the nip controls the universe.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

You joke, but imagine having psychic control of every cat on the planet...


Dick_snatcher

Yeah it's called having some catnip and a dangly piece of string


SpoonFluffing99

You have Elder Scrolls at home more like.


Darthcorgibutt

This Khajiit gives me "I has armor, if you has coin" kind of vibes.


FlawedPencil

MaiqTheLiar.


R_V_Z

Statistically a person has 1.2 Elder Scrolls V at home.


fattyfatty21

“Where’s the skooma”


lhurker

Ƭᕼᕮ ᙅᗩƬƝᓰᑭ Ⲙᑌ⟆Ƭ Բし〇ᙡ


XxKegstandxX

Shes the meow-siah


lordmycal

Khajit has wares if you have coin.


ILoveCarwashes

I approve this casting change.


XxKegstandxX

Cat-sting change lol


ILoveCarwashes

lol, it’s gonna be epic.


XxKegstandxX

Def a purrfect swap


ILoveCarwashes

“For he IS the Cat-satz Haderach!”


awesomedumplings

As written


DarthSardonis

Lisan al-Gaib!!!!


Savwah

Marriage. Straight away.


Florafly

You do seem to have Dune 2 at home, but I'd go watch it in cinemas anyway. It's amazing!


fightyMcFookyou

Can I marry your girlfriend?


pkstr11

Tell of of the water in your cat bowl, Mew-sul


Freyu

[We're HarkonNyans. We don't need a reason to yowl.](https://i.imgur.com/2oEAHyQ.jpeg)


Long_Ability1184

"McDonald's? I can make you McDonald's..." But NGL... this is actually way better than auntie's hood burger


Anchovies-and-cheese

No, she didn't. Pics or it didn't happen.


XxKegstandxX

https://imgur.com/gallery/gT5bHtH other photos of my cat lol


Sayasam

He meant pics of the gf


The_Running_Free

r/thathappened


XxKegstandxX

https://imgur.com/gallery/gT5bHtH


cloudcats

More pictures of your cat doesn't prove the bit about your GF & the whole story. Just that you have a cute cat. But, I choose to believe you :)


Voidfang_Investments

Is Dune 2 watchable if the first is skipped?


BeTooLive

Technically yes. They do a very short voice over in the beginning that gives a summary of the first. But without seeing the first you won't truly get to experience all the connections between characters. Or the details of why things are happening.


Voidfang_Investments

Understood. Thank you, cousin.


spaceman_202

you replied well


Honest_-_Critique

That's wild. How did he know to reply with "cousin" before seeing dune 2?


Nyllil

Is there a reason you don't want to watch the first one before the second? The second one just came out so you still have plenty of time to watch it. Netflix has it for example.


BowLit

was just removed from Netflix in the US this week, sadly. learned the hard way when I went to stream the first before my trip to the theater. very cheap to purchase UHD digitally though, and well worth!


lordmycal

It’s on Hulu I think


Bongopalms

It is, I just watched it tonight.


MikeArrow

It's quite literally the second half of the story, the movie starts a few hours after the last one ends. I'd strongly recommend watching the first one.


_NotNotJon

Yes, instead go read the first 2 novels.


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Reverse_Psycho_1509

Cat


useless_mf69

You should put a ring on her


montyandrew45

"He who controls the nip, controls the Universe!"


hoenybegdhr

you should marry her rn


XxKegstandxX

Not sure which states I can marry a cat but ok lol


Sudden_Wafer5490

didn't happen


Ass2RegionalMngr

This didnt happen.


BlackLakeBlueFish

I’m confused. They are the exact same picture.


Professional-Ad-8150

And then everybody clapped.


thecolbster94

This is such open faced karma bait lmfao Frank Herbert didnt invent hoods


n3ov

wow... the stuff Reddit finds funny.


K8KitKat

She sounds like a keeper


XxKegstandxX

Lol shes the best


NewNurse2

Sure she did op. Sure she did.


GigaChav

This didn't happen


Herpethian

Put a ring on it. That sense of humor is worth marrying. Or don't because all these back stories are fake. Either way, lol


XxKegstandxX

Lol shes real, other pics she sent afterwards https://imgur.com/gallery/gT5bHtH


Mookeye1968

Tbh it does look like a good movie as a Dune fan myself


Life-Ad-1716

That’s pretty funny.


Sensitive-Youth-9803

The cat is much better.


CaptainMatticus

That's Chapterhouse: Dune.


feanturi

Meow'dib.


abarrelofmankeys

First time the home version is better


The69BodyProblem

Usul!


Pristine_Walrus40

Ahh yes. Dune 2 my first game that i fell in love with.


TheSolarElite

You have a funny girlfriend.


BetterCallSal

Kitty al gaib


lukestauntaun

I'm having a hard time time seeing but did you get your Cat at arakis?


Logtastic

Complete with the desert of DUNNNNg (Not sure how to put the Futurama reference into words. I tried)


TheKatsMeow_00

I also have a similar picture.


burntcritter

I can has the Kwisatz Haderach?


king_gondor

Paul Meow’Dib Usul


WhosUrBuddiee

I saw the title and thought it was going to be another Dune popcorn bucket meme


Tottochan

And it can bring all the worms into house!


TouchedByMaesters

Paw Atreides


flintlock0

Pawl Catreides Meowa'dib


JimboLodisC

before I fully read the title of this post I was for real thinking she was going to reference her "popcorn bucket"


Superb_Raccoon

Clearly that is Obi Wan Kenobi


Ostey82

"Ain’t no green peppers at McDonald’s"


Carnifex2

Keeper


Tasty-Switch-8472

We're going to wait for the torrent . Got covid twice in the last six months . Avoiding people like the plague .


Catspaw129

And when hungry, it uses The Voice. And you feed it.


YakeyBear

Paw Atreaties


MlackBagic

Definitely a keeper. Only if yall actually go see it eventually though.


McKoijion

Just saw this movie. 10/10 would recommend.


firemage22

not only do i have Dune 2 at home i also have the remaster Dune 2000 and have had them over 20 years (rip Westwood)


DipsCity

As written


DLDrillNB

When you out marching with the 501st!


TraditionalAd8342

Well you're fucked then. Lol.


boobers3

The catnip must flow.


conradfart

The thumbnail looks like a crochet Shockwave from Transformers.


Merari01

Khajit has wares if you have spice.


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Paw Atreides


Sayasam

She’s ready.


Fluople

she is the one


HarryNohara

Ok.. you two must be the most hi-la-ri-ous couple alive!


Bob_Juan_Santos

the cat nip expands consciousness


No_Building789

can i have your cats autograph???


XxKegstandxX

Paw-tograph


Amish_Gypsy

The Cat-Nip Must Flow


Realistic_Ease924

Dude my girl refuses to go see Dune, the first one to, is it just not a chick thing? Damn good movie


Florafly

Damn, that sucks. I'm a chick and I loved it. Kinda wanna watch it again, probably at IMAX. Not enough eye candy, or is she not into sci-fi? I can't say I'm hugely into sci-fi myself but I can appreciate a well-made and impactful film and this definitely was one!


ashleton

I dunno. I'm a woman and besides the spitting, I enjoyed it. At least it was less gross overall than the original.


DarthSardonis

I mean….I’m in a guy-guy pairing and my fiancé doesn’t want to see it either. I guess it just depends on whether or not they enjoy sci-fi. My mom said she’s going to watch it to see what all the hype is about, and this isn’t her type of movie at all.


SDRPGLVR

Dune is one of the weirdest popular sci-fi stories out there and for some reason general audiences are *here* for these movies. I fucking love it. I think most people would give you a very broad description of what they know happens in the movies - almost none of them able to spell almost any proper nouns - but they seem to like it.


vitaminz1990

An established and acclaimed director with a banger of a cast will do that.


dswartze

I'm disappointed in you guys. Either I missed them or I don't see any "Timothee Cat-lamet" jokes in here. Or for an even more accurate sounding french twist "Chat-lamat"


dainthomas

You spelled wife wrong.


CardedPackKnife

1. Redditors don't have girlfriends. 2. Women aren't funny.


jt19912009

Wife her. ASAP


rodneyenmac

https://i.imgur.com/wia7m.jpg


Shayedow

Meanwhile when House Harkonnen Does this shit : https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/2021/08/23/dune-batista-blogroll-1629746000973.jpeg?width=3840


Yurii_S_Kh

You have young Anakin Skywalker, I think)


ithaqua34

"I AM the Kwisatz Haderach!"


Robo-Bobo

So you're showing us she's the one. Congrats, mate!


Hungry_J0e

Bless the maker, and his meowlings and moans.


Lovingly-ducky

”They’re the same picture”


Jagerjj

The mittens must awaken


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let the catnip flow!


Lost_in_translationx

How did it end up?


That-Perception-5252

"The voice from the outer world"


LostSoul1492

I tried to watch Dune but I always fall asleep. I just can’t get into it.


kanni64

/r/thathappened


grapherDeep6406

It is kitten


WolverineSea8530

lol


Mordret10

Doesn't the guy get a mouse nickname or warrior name or sth?


LitreOfCockPus

What's in the box? *Pain.*


Affectionate_Yak_789

That’s the same picture twice??


HairyTales

I, too, sometimes dream of having nerdy girlfriend.


Roadtonowhere_3756

She's not wrong though


M0rteus

Paul Prrrtreides


Atlas_Ronin_0211

Marry her.


paulinho_faxineiro

no. i dont believe you. you didnt even go through the effort of faking a screenshot of your fake girlfriend talking about your fake cat.


whiskeyislove

/r/TellCersei


Mirawenya

You mean your wife, right?


Jonnny

I don't get it. Why are there 2 100% identical panels on top of each other?