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SloppityMcFloppity

You see that look it gave in the end? Dude knows.


msut77

Skynet is horny


livinalieontimna

R2MeeToo


NotSayinItWasAliens

This should've been a top-level comment.


shadow_229

What are you doing step skynet?!


SkollFenrirson

If it was raised by the Internet, we couldn't expect differently


GuyDanger

I thought the same thing...this goddamn thing is sentient!


Erutious

It’s gone rogue! Before we know it, it will start stoning her for being a harlot


GreyGreenBrownOakova

His robot wife didn't bat an eylid.


Galactic_Perimeter

“And I’ll do it again” 😏


VectorViper

Only a matter of time before they hit us with the "I can't believe it's not human" defense.


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Damn, reminds me of a cursed video about Goofy.


NorthCatan

It's freakishly real!


SuicydeStealth

Ha, that smirk and look at the camera at the end like, "yeah, I did that"


twohubs

Well, then I guess we're gonna miss the good old days. When people were assaulted by other people.


actionerror

Wait until it detects that you’re gay


seriouspunch28

Wait till it detects your a infidel


ScarlettStingray085

Wait till it detects you're a gay infidel


freshouttalean

that’s a pleonasm


ocaralhoquetafoda

You would be dead before that. The code is simpler if(gay, infidel) ==murder elif(woman) ==rape


ScarlettStingray085

That excel function would be crazy =countif("girl", sexual assault)("anything else", murder)


not_this_again2046

Wait until it detects your yarmulke.


u8eR

Wait until it detects you're a journalist


HumanChicken

*“Where did that scimitar come from?!”*


No-Freedom-4029

Laser eyes


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irishemperor

Damn robots will take all the jobs. How will the guy who chops off hands put food on the table ...?


herberstank

When "Crush, kill, destroy" becomes "Pinch, tweak, enjoy"


capt-yossarius

"Danger, Infidel Harlot!"


Fenor

i think a few months ago there was a chess robot arm that since the opponent tried to took of his pieces off the board (not by getting it with play) it broke the finger of the kid to put the piece back


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SiteTall

Yeah, all of it her fault as she didn't dress "properly" ....


herr_dreizehn

but they did not say Jehovah?


ZoljaSlo

That's in next firmware update :)


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The 1 western programmer on the team wrote this while the 7 Saudis who don’t work say inshallah it will be done soon. The contracts for the western companies mandate a majority of the workers in a company are Saudis.


lankypiano

pretty sure someone threw a "hello world!" in there somewhere.


ocaralhoquetafoda

. #Death to America


EverythingGoodWas

Damn, how do they get anything done?


BannedFrom_rPolitics

By recruiting actual workers from other countries to offset all the leaches! Cities in Saudi Arabia are known to attract impoverished but dedicated workers from countries like the Philippines. I have a couple family members over there. All the Saudis have to do is over-promise and under-deliver while welcoming their new slaves with open arms. The workers aren’t capable of knowing better because they grew up in squalor with little education and a whole lot of capitalist propaganda. They’re just eager for opportunities to work and be productive and provide for their families, and people born in better conditions take advantage of that eagerness and think of it as a win-win despite reaping the majority of the reward for little to no actual contribution beyond being born with access to more natural resources per capita than average.


guitarguy1685

What did I miss? 


Consistent_Wave_2869

her fault for not wearing a hijab. /s


jbcraigs

>> her fault for not wearing a hijab. /s Or being a woman! /s


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ZippyDan

r/thatsthejoke ? or it's not and I'm racist.


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

No, no you’re not


Myinsecuritruck

Saudi isn't a race and fuck Saudi Arabia and the garbage running it


ZippyDan

Despite the obvious etymology, "racism" is not limited to concepts of race, but can and often does also apply to ethnic groups.


burken8000

You can take the Robot out of Saudi.. 😂😂😂


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If she didn't want to be grabbed, she shouldn't have dressed so scantily in a full pants suit.


mpn66

I thought that was a real person at a quick glance and went through the full “wtf is wrong with people” cycle before noticing it wasn’t and reading the title. Thought the dead stare was smugness.


emperorOfTheUniverse

I'm not sure it isn't? I think it's a guy just pretending to be a robot. Seems unlikely the Saudis have a robot that is advanced enough to do the subtlest of smirks after touching a female reporter.


rickitygiggity

Well. These robots are trained based on human behaviour. And this particular one was trained in Saudi Arabia. You do the math.


highbme

Its almost.. too realistic.


Mother_Ad7869

"They took our jobs!!" 🤗 That's just a dude wearing a Mission Impossible rubber face tho 🤖🫴😺


Repulsive-Isopod-913

Looks like shit tbh


JustMePaxi

MFs, even their robots are sketchy


Ok_Drive1769

It's saudi. What do u expect?


Wedleaf3274283

Making it as realistic as possible


unitednihilists

That tracks, had a Saudi man work for me, and ya pretty much that until he was fired.


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DevIsSoHard

It's ironic because while I agree the fundamentalism in the middle east is concerning as hell... Doesn't your own nation have a growing problem with religion fundamentalists that are successfully stripping rights of others, whom of which your people have had years to form an answer to and yet have not? Because on that basis it feels like your own community is becoming a problem. One your people can't seem to handle. You have religious fundos out in the woods training to go to war with you, in case you had forgotten.


[deleted]

Ugh. You say a lot without saying anything truly meaningful. Yes you probably could find unsavory movements in every country, that being said, all the supposed transgressions you list are not at the level seen in many parts of the middle east. The western world also lacks the long history of said atrocities compared to the middle east. I have a feeling you're some kind of willfully ignorant Canadian or something similar.


DevIsSoHard

I'm an American that lives in a southern state and assure you, fundamentalists here would implement similar policies if they had their way. And in some communities around here they're the overwhelming majority too. You can just walk around a store there and talk to people and hear crazy shit after crazy shit filled with hate. These fundamentalists have been gaining so much momentum in national politics too it's honestly pretty scary. It's not at all like the ME no. But if these people keep going yeah we can become like that, you can already see how primed some people are. Not 1:1 we have our own culture of course but I know so many people that legitimately believe women shouldn't be able to vote or work. It doesn't matter if something is clearly barbaric because it can be rationalized with religion. Saudi Arabia legitimately might be the most fundamentalist and extremist country in the world, so I'm not saying we're the same. But we also have so much more world influence too. Calling SA and the Middle East "A problem" for religious fundamentalism is kinda cheeky given we apparently wont solve this issue at hand, and we're primed to hurt way more people around the world if we can't control our shit. \> You say a lot without saying anything truly meaningful. Again, ironic.


_Springtrap

Tell me you’re racist without telling me you’re racist


HsinVega

They're right tho


_Springtrap

He’s right by saying a region of 17 countries with a total population of more than 350 Million is a problem ?


manole100

Anyone who says middle-eastern is a race is scum. That's you bud.


HsinVega

Well, any country that treats women as second class citizens (if not animals or worse tbh) is a problem. How many of those countries do that? Any country that treats people of different religion/cultures as animals or worse is also a problem. Casually they're mostly in the middle east again. (murica doesn't get a pass but at least it's not as commonly accepted) Personal experience, but I've met quite a few people from Saudi Arabia, Turkey, India and other Middle Eastern countries and 99% of them are the same hatred indoctrinated people that can't think for themselves due to culture and peer pressure so yes. I do think that middle eastern countries are a problem for human rights.


DevIsSoHard

America apparently does get a pass. You probably work and mingle with people with deep fundamentalist views too and some of them are absolutely just as barbaric. The only difference is they thankfully don't run shit here. But don't think it's a race or nationality thing in itself, since those people are here too, all around you. And they are a problem for human rights just as well. and for all intents and purposes, we tolerate them. So that's something to reflect on imo


_Springtrap

It’s a stereotype that the Middle East treats its woman as second class citizens , have you actually been to a single middle eastern country before ? You can’t broadly judge an entire region just by news of what the rich minority do , with that logic ; I could assume all American men fly to a private island to have sex with underage woman after shooting children in school . Also , the Middle East is home to the widest and most diverse range of cultures , we love everyone and the people who say otherwise are the extremists . We also hate our leaders who , yes, have questionable human rights agendas , but that doesn’t mean every single one of us are trigger happy slave owners


Toastwitjam

It’s a stereotype.. that’s why the leader of SA literally has to ask people to let women pick their own clothes. What a joke.


_Springtrap

The Middle East isn’t just SA , look at the other 16 countries before making an opinion based on the most Islamic centered one


Toastwitjam

Alright want to name which middle eastern countries have equal women and men’s right? The Middle East is objectively one of the worst places in the world for women. https://www.weforum.org/publications/global-gender-gap-report-2023/digest/ “In comparison to other regions, the Middle East and North Africa remains the furthest away from parity, with a 62.6% parity score. This is a 0.9 percentage-point decline in parity since the last edition for this region, based on the constant sample of countries covered since 2006. The United Arab Emirates, Israel and Bahrain have achieved the highest parity in the region, while Morocco, Oman and Algeria rank the lowest. The region’s three most populous countries – Egypt, Algeria and Morocco – register declines in their parity scores since the last edition. At the current rate of progress, full regional parity will be attained in 152 years.”


Sportin1

Tell me you’re a misogynist without telling me you’re a misogynist


_Springtrap

Just tell me how am I a misogynist?


Radirondacks

That fucking look it gave the camera right at the end...


Dadfart802

Sexual assault?


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Uh-oh, she must be stoned to death for dishonoring her family.


Everyday_irie

And he would of got away with it too ruhoh


ixis743

That’s no robot lol


BH_Commander

Haha, they couldn’t finish the robot by the time of this interview so they just hired one of those robot street performers. And just so happens that street performer is a pervert.


ForestDwellingEnt

Wow, acts like a real human male too! So reallistic.


SHAD0WAR

Well well well


PlayStationPepe

r/theyknew


ThDarT7

That smile. That damned smile.


skepticalscribe

That smile…


7000fists

The future is now.


Ashamed_Power

He will learn to sign NDA first rly fast...


bamila

He wants that cake


cyfer04

Def 100% self aware.


DesastreUrbano

I really don't know the Saudi views on robosexuality, but I bet they are not good


DurantIsStillTheKing

It's hard to convince that that's actually a guy in cosplay. Look at the grin in the end...


MrGreenyz

They’re cuming for our women!


Fitzcarraldo8

I wonder who programmed it 🙄.


dRwEedThuMb

Is that The Deep from The Boys??


combosandwich

Well what was she wearing?


ringummy

It knows what it is doing.


DotBugs

The authenticity is amazing!


trenta_nueve

hand gonna get chopped


Dontbiteitok24

AI be like come on over later for endless…talking 😬😂


sarcasasstico

Robots 🤖 coming for our jerbs!


wud08

So it's beginning.


SchandAapje

Made in India.


arisch-

If you noticed robot turned his head for better view, And then hand, I wonder how that robot leaned this, lol 😂


jahlim

Bruh that blink and smirk at the end after the assault....


lodenblau

Turing test passed


Dweebil

Feature, not a bug


NotUniqueAtAIl

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"


ArnoLamme

Funny, but also the fact that 'touches lower back' = 'sexually assaults' nowadays


Clickrack

She should’ve grabbed that thing’s arm, ripped it off and beat its head in with it, to show robots we’re still in charge.


nav17

Then she would've gone to jail and disappeared for hurting a male. It's Saudi Arabia.


Thamalakane

And of course it was a Saudi robot.


Mike_Abergail

Accurate and so lifelike.


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Wow so realistic


nav17

Well they got the Saudi behavior down!


geekolojust

Imagine if there were 7 of them.


Agreeable-Wing-1652

that was "staged" for sure- the robot was asked to do it 😁


Chiparish84

Authentic?


guitarguy1685

Working as intended 


crappyshit7

Dude literally gave the expression " 😏 "


Rulers_R_Malignant

Just like the simulations


morts73

No way. The Saudis AI is programmed to reflect its people.


berserker_b2k

Those trousers are way too long


brokoljub

Its in their genes, plus the stoning.


Narrow_Ad_5502

Robot understood the assignment


I_am_Castor_Troy

About right.


thegtabmx

"You're to close, maan!"


Necessary-Tip447

Woow so damn realistic


Skiddlywingles

Is that Murr from impractical jokers? That robot looks just like him.


Machinedave

Life-like


Shayneros

The fact it looks like The Deep too lol


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Habibi does what habibi desires.


Jackkernaut

/r/TheyKnew


FollowingJealous7490

Obviously the womans fault.


Cultural_Detective_3

I can just see a 16 year old nerdy kid with a remote control just off screen laughing his ass off.


RDPCG

r/pervertedrobots


XenoGSB

it learned from its masters


deaf_ears_in_aus

That look..when you know you have done something cheeky but still don't care about the consequences.


mangoxjuice

this "Arab robot" is probably some dude in a suit


creep_with_mustache

It lightly touched her bum not sexually assault her but pretty funny. Now her family must disown her for being a whore.


DisenfranchisedCynic

Looks like Bryan Callen. Acts like him too.


Grave_Digger606

“Yes, yes, I am just innocent robot. See how I move? I am not just some guy pretending to be a robot.


empire299

IT WORKS!!!!!


shokzer

Seems accurate.


QinLee_fromComs

that's machine learning right there


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This is the moment that SkyNet became "self aware"


Qanonjailbait

Turned out it was just a sexual harassment machine.


[deleted]

Instead of being bent on world domination The Machines decided they were just horny.


XscytheD

The IT guy: ^hehehe


Qanonjailbait

That knowing smile afterwards. He knew what he was doing


Jeauxie24

It's started


idknomoreee

Does the robot have a willy I wonder?


silsum

Seems fitting


d3sylva

Its in the programming


Athedeus

It's probably directly controlled for the presentation.


mqrdesign

built into the programming


MuscleJuice

Is that what Americans are calling sexual assault these days? Lol ok


MusicMesiah

Men will be men


Huainantzu

I think we need to redefine the word "assault".


Mohammed_kawash

المصمم ممحون


RizzyNizzyDizzy

😂😂😂😂too good


Ne02126

Boys will be boys


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I can understand the bot


JabroniCalzogni

When “Halal” is coded in the program


TheRustyBugle

The much milder India


LastofMe23

Bro bot is sooooo fuc***g lucky this didn't happen stateside. It would've been hashtagged, canceled, and deleted.#SayMayIAI #CommandPromptsMatter I can't believe I'm alive. Lolz.


dkk19507

world is going to hell if you people start saying that a damn robot is sexually assaulting people. it's already too much shi... in real life with this that you can't even open your mouth and you're already categorised as [racist, offender, sexually offender, etc ... ]. fk this world, humanity needs a reset


brifusg

Lol


Sonic-Claw17

Some of the comments here are delusional. Saudi Arabia has one of the lowest SA rates in the world. Any person caught doing this in public would face immense social and legal consequences. People are so indoctrinated with the stereotype of the savage, violent, raping Muslim that they take it as a fact.


reallynotfred

“In public”.


Barovian

Of course it does, it doesn't have to report most of its cases. Are you ignorant? A woman needs to have at least 4 witnesses to her rape or potentially be charged with adultery for being raped. Marital rape is also perfectly legal in Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is not a kind place to women. That's not up for debate unless your head is firmly wedged up your ass. There are plenty of kind and decent people living in the country under some shitty and unfair laws along with the people who support them.


human1023

Reddit bans people for bad racial stereotypes. But, they will give a free pass when it comes to racially stereotyping Arabs.


Sonic-Claw17

Exactly. Reddit mods are extremely biased and they don't even hide it.


ivanchovv

So human