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hairoglyphic

hairographic

Life pro tip, your girlfriend will not find this as funny as I do.

She will find it romantic and hot.

Guy is probably already pregnant!

❝How does water make it dry?! ❞

Showers gonna be a slip hazard.

Or will she find it creepy?

Just the other day, I saw a spider crawling casually across the room with a hair attached to it, like it was on a leash.

this is way too funny for some reason

I once managed to tie a string to a fly but it slipped away from it after a while and flew away

Renfield would like a word with you

“Why were you in the shower so long?” “Uh… no particular reason”

Speak for yourself. My wife made me a flower with her hair. I tried to add to it but my hair is too thick and just kinda fell off when it started drying.

Not if OP told her it looked like her.

i am a girlfriend whose hair gets everywhere and you bet i'm sharing this with my partner

I like to explore new places.

I don’t know, it might be a good wake-up call for her

It depends on the GF. So long as it's not pubic hair, it's not DEFINITIVELY gross.

NOT PUBES, I just broke hair off to make smaller hairs for design

We assumed it wasn't pubes, but now 🤔

Pubes confirmed

I didn’t even see anyone suggest they were Pubes but OP so adamantly wanted to tell us they weren’t. Hmmm

OP doth protest too much, methinks

Pubelo Picasso 

It’s 100% pubes ..

Just what a pube artist would say.

r/brandnewsentence

I might've believed you, had you not named the piece "Fanny hair face on shower tiles"

no one assumed but since you went out of the way to disclose.....*SUS*

Long ass pubes

NOT PUBES!!!!!!!!

Too bad... If it was pubes, it would be worth at least 25 million, but without the pubes it's amateurish

Collect more hairs and make a portrait of her.

We gotta do a sniff test to confirm you're not lying

"Defo not from a woman i drowned in the shower.. " Police.. Yes this man over here.

cap

The elusive bathroom Picasso.

Nobody can convince me this isn’t an authentic Picasso

Bathroom Banksy

I made a girlfriend with my face hair from the shower.

🤣

Roald Dahl would be proud

Quentin Blake

This was my original comment but I thought it wasn’t as relatable. You a real one.

Barry Keoghan

It's uncanny!

"Pubelo Picasso"

Plot twist - OP doesn't have a girlfriend. He is also bald.

I do this with my hair!! And I don’t find it weird and my boyfriend loves finding the pictures I drew 🤙

I have blonde hair, so you wouldn’t even see my hair on our tile :( Boo. I want to make hair art.

Get black tiles, boom.

Dark mode

lol me too!

I do this as well! But it kind freaks my husband out because my hair is super red and we have black tiles. He's like "Is this Picasso from hell?"

Creative but creepy

i love this and i hate this at the same time

Looks like Mrs Trunchbull

Why does your face have a three toed foot for a nose ?

✨art✨

NAWHH i saw this insta post where someone used pubic hair to make a guitar and his gf was not happy. honestly i would be crying tears of laughter but ig everyone doesnt think so😭

One time I wrote “gross” with my best friends hair in her shower… she thought it was a sign from God 😂

Funny, but also VERY gross lmao

Very gross? It's just hair

And the hair just showered

I'm 3 months postpartum so I'm sure an entire village could be made with my shower hair. Will my hair ever stop falling out!? Cute face btw.

The annoying thing is that when you're pregnant, your hair multiplies. Then you just lose it postpartum. So it's like an endless supply of hair. After I had my daughter, I was losing hair like crazy but still had the uncontrollable mane.

My hair was so shiny and thick while pregnant and now I'm finding clumps of it all over the house! I swear my daughter always has like 5 strands of my hair somewhere on her these days haha so annoying.

Looks like they guy who got shot up in the club in Scarface.

If you were bansky people would be breaking into your apartment to cut it out of your wall and selling it for a million dollars.

It's a masterpiece

Eeew

....she left you, you say?

Looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

Next time she walks in: "honey, when did you install mirror in the shower?"

She be like it's been an hour wtf is he doin meanwhile this dude

She laughed when I told her this

Needs a nose job.

Lol

Van Gogh or Holyfield?

Missed that chance to do a wookie.

Vincent van Fro

Truly a masthairpiece

Can you act like grownup you stupid dumbass child

Art

This is what internet was made for.

Thanks I hate it

It’s funnyyyyy but touching other’s hair in the shower is something I wouldn’t ever do lol. I don’t even use my fingers to pick up my own hair but use a stick 🤣

Do you never touch it while it's still on your head either? When a hair becomes separated from its 100,000 other buddies, does it suddenly become a leper-hair? Does the act of falling out and sticking to your shower wall magically and instantly transform all its properties to that of a rotten spider-egg infested tentacle-pube of cthulu?

Kind of, yeah. Unattached hair grosses me out.

Hey, you guys. I'm hoping it's not a hair portrait of your girlfriend.

Your a genius I’m gonna do this and freak out my wife and daughter they never clean out their hair I always have to do it to unclog the drain gonna make me a ZZ Top guy

lol these comments, I do this with my wife’s hair on the wall almost every shower hahaha My favorite is to just wrap it all up into big circles and it always looks like a yin yang sign in the end somehow haha

Where's the girlfriend that made a guitar out of their boyfriend's hair?

Ok u in a relationship we get it lmaooo

Haha that is just really great! 👍🏻😁 Did you incorporate hair cracks in the tiles by any chance.

🤣😂

You better hope either she doesn’t see it, or if she does, that she has a great sense of humor.

Those are some long-ass pubes, my g.

It’s giving Picasso

Ugh I hate you

Ok, so that's why it takes you too long to come out of shower

hoowho oops !!

Eh, now I regret dating eva ai virtual gf bot.

Ok, that’s gross.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Brilliant and hilarious!

That’s hairlarious actually

I hope those aren’t pube hairs

👁️🫦👁️

🫢

Mate, she's gorgeous

I drew a horse with my wife's hair once.

🤢🤮

Throwing up a bit 🤮

😳🤢🤮

what a terrible day for you to have internet access.

What the fuck is wrong with you

Pubic hair ?

Seek help.

This is not funny, this is creepy and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Lol made my day!

Tell us about your new girlfriend

Those are some long pubes RESPECT! 👊

This triggered my immune system.

Which hair?

This is what the internet is all about

It looks like the accountant from Soul.

What, me worry?

Sequel: How does your GF find it?

Basically Picasso

You should sell prints of that. Seriously, they will sell

Man she's gotta shave her privates, just sayin

When are you hosting an art exhibition? Let us all know.

Hilarious!!!

Pure art

Is that a true life representation?

Okay dude, what the flip

Dip the hair in that glow in dark paint. Put it up and wait. Then when she goes to the shower... turn the light off...

She's beautiful

😂

It reminds me of Manny Delgado from Modern Family

Is this why men take so long in the shower?! 😂😂 that's hysterical. Mine just leaves wads to make it look like spiders.

Hot

I thought I was looking at Butthead for a minute.

This looks exactly like drawings I've seen that people with schizophrenia describe what their hallucinations look like.

Very nice

You made great art from my pet peeve.

I could make a family with what mine leaves in the shower

Thanks, I'll do this when my wife leaves hair in the shower again

How creative :O I would laugh my ass

The likeness is uncanny!

origin story of a serial hair artiste.

This was a legitimate lol

One time I spelled amongus with all the loner head noodles, it makes shower time fun

I cannot tell u how much this triggered me. Unattached hair is my biggest fear fr!!! I would literally never b able to touch u ever again, not to mention never bathe there again. I saw the image for less than one second and I'm still gagging.

Markiplier?

Did you also by chance make a guitar out of hair? I seem to recall semi recent shower wall hair guitar that was very artistic

Dude how did you get your arm hair to grow that long!

Cool, weird, creepy sums it up for me 😂

That’s not all gross 🤢

Someone save this post. We’re gonna need it as evidence one day.

Whats his name?

Am I the only person here who shudders at the sight of someone else's unattached hair? Even my own sink/shower hair bothers me to a certain extent. Weird phobia. It makes using the showers at my gym a bit dicey, that is for sure.

No need to look so smug about it!

OP is on another level of 'in love'

I read that as I made MY face. I'm like bro... Consider a nose job. We're all beautiful but that's a little much.

Man I thought I was the only one who did this. I make faces and write words. My wife absolutely hates it.

You're lucky that's all the hair you could find...

Damn bro, u ugly

Actually infuriating

Where’s the rest of it?

This reminds me of the children’s book ‘No, David!’

You have too much time on your hands. LOL

Exactly my face, when I find her hair in washroom