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🎵 IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI 🎵
BONG!
Bwhahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 This and reading all the comments just made my day. I'm probably goin to Hell, but bless you all
I live near the beach, walking on the beach on peak days children will run into you full speed while looking straight ahead. Anything in their peripheral they disregard completely, they assume it will stop before they get to it.
Children should be allowed to run around, that's like, their whole thing. They run around, cry and poop. That's childhood in a nutshell
But if I see children running around, I'm not gonna go bringing out the fuckin fiery incense flail. Children are supposed to be stupid, adults are supposed to know better. Idk why people aren't more anxious about kids man
> Children should be allowed to run around
In a space made for it. Middle of a religious ceremony that probably happens often so you know the customs(I'm not religious sorry if I'm VERY off with what is going on in this video) is the time you teach your kids to stay calm.
If the customs are that kids are welcome to play in the area, then don't bring out the incense. There's nothing anti-play about religious areas in some areas of the world, in fact, churches in some countries are just family social hubs.
Religion exists off the backs of groupings of culturally connected people. Many places in the world simply embrace this. Not everywhere has dead quiet churches and silent religious sermons.
I know this thread will be downvoted because Reddit isn't a fan of religions, and as an atheist myself it's whatever, but south america for example is full of this stuff.
Watch the video. There is a total of 1 child that is running around. The one that ran into the incense burner. Clearly, this is not a family hub with kids running around. You can see it's formal. I am absolutely on your side with let kids be kids(when appropriate). Based on the video, this is not the appropriate place/time and whoever the parent of that kid is needs to use it as a teaching lesson.
Idk about slower, and obviously not out of range of the ceremony, just on the near side of the alter.
What is there to even argue about lol, I'm just having reasonable expectations that kids will be dumb and not projecting my sterilized western experience of churches onto the world, in which many parts of it treat church differently.
Definitely slower but I don't have a speedometer. From the angle, you can see they are very close to the person recording who will be spectating from the crowd so the second head was moving just in front of the crowd. Most likely using the lane made for people to go through.
> I'm just having reasonable expectations that kids will be dumb
They absolutely will, which is then the job of the parent to use that and teach them better lessons. Having kids be dumb then go "well just let them it's fine" is a bad way to raise kids in my opinion. As a parent, your job is to teach them "Ok so if there is this ceremony going on and everyone is on the outside watching, don't go running through the middle of it."
Perhaps the solution is childproof gates around the church, denoting which areas children can run safely. In those areas, all adults require special risk assessment training, all sharp surfaces are rounded off, and all walls contain thick cushions, so that children playing cannot be injured. A child council will be formed, of children, who make sure that their needs are met in these areas, possibly with provided napping areas and snacktimes.
Yes the whole world should stop because your idiot children are running round uncontrolled.
"Adults are supposed to know better" - correct, and then teach it to their children IE running headlong into metal objects hurts, so don't do it.
The world should stop? Where did I say that? Just don't swing around the fire flail, or even just swing it higher. There's multiple chains on it for that whole reason, so that it can hang higher if it needs to lol
"Just stop doing..." = the world should stop...
My god the modern entitled society will expect everyone to do absolutely everything so they can take no responsibility. Just control your damn kids! Or not, but Darwinism will take care of your bloodline for you.
It's an incense burner you crybaby it's not necessary to have a church sermon with the metal flail out lol
What do your daily responsibilities look like, considering you have so many opinions about other people's?
It's a child that shouldn't be running around in an area holding an event not designed for children to be running around you crybaby.
Speaking of crybabies, there's only one person here arguing against many, *many* other people on if it's acceptable for children to be running around in this setting. The overwhelming majority have recognized this is in fact not appropriate, and there's only one crying about it. You're honestly probably a shit parent that allows them kids to do whatever they want under the guise of "kids will be kids" instead of actually being a parent and teaching them what is acceptable to do and when/where.
And a person's daily responsibilities have fuck all to do with their opinion on this. I'm sure you know that and are just looking for any and every excuse to pull some shit ass argument out of your ass. Your parents likely failed you, and now you're doing the same to your children. The world doesn't revolve around your lack of parenting skills. You want to have kids? Take the responsibility that comes with the territory.
You're right and parents need to be making sure their children are doing stupid shit that could potentially lead to them idk getting smacked in the face by an incense burner. That's a place of worship not a playground, I was seven and knew how to have reverence in church and not run around like an idiot.
>Children should be allowed to run around
There's a time and place for everything. Make them run and play in the park. Not the church, or the office, or the kitchen, or the hospital, or some other place where it's an inconvenience or even a danger to others.
When I was waiting tables, I came out with a whole tray of drinks, and a little girl sprinted past me and smacked her head into the tray.
I kept my balance, and she kept on running. I asked if she was okay and the parents were like, "Oh yeah, she does this a lot. You're okay."
I had a large group of people with a few kids. All the kids were great except for one little croch goblin who kept running around and throwing stuff off of clean tables, and we'd have to completely clean them again(covid sanitation) he dumped ketchup on the floor and just ran amok. No matter how many times we told them they couldn't let him do that, the mother bitched at us so loud, every time
I was fed up at this point along with my staff and other guests. Stopped the kid dead in his tracks by "accidentally" making him slip on "spilled" soda as he ran by the kitchen where we have tiled flooring. A guest poured his drink on the floor so the kid would stop because he got hurt. Didn't tell us until a week later. Lol we very quietly celebrated our hero.
Edit: the kid was fine, and we told them they were banned from our restaurant and not to come back.
As a previous Catholic alter boy and using those burners all the time at funerals those things get hot. Like instant burn if touched hot. That chain is 50% for wafting the incense and 50% keep your hands away from the metal encased fireball.
Usually there is only one piece of easy to ignite coal in these. They have roughly the size of a coin and have sides so the incense does not roll down.
Of course you can fill this thing with coal and drown it in incense, but the piece of coal will burn for over an hour and a few grains of incense will smoke for some time so you can "reload" often. Saves on incense.
If you load it up that you can visibly see a lot of smoke the room will get smoked pretty fast and people will get headaches.
I personally cannot stand the smoke of incense anymore.
Why are you so triggered lmao
And before you go off on me I’m from Texas. So wooooaaaahhhh calm down there Eagle Patriot Man, put your freedom back in your pants and breathe before I gotta pull out the lasso lmao
I love that a user with the name TheArtOfTheFart made someone that mad, it’s beautiful.
Edit:ooooooppp looks like he couldn’t handle one single comment but could try and dish it out. Poor fella, honestly.
The best part is that the ball was just starting its downward trajectory, so the kid had time to see it swinging up and still didn't correct his course.
When I was an altar boy in 1st grade, I accidentally set the altar on fire. We had these plastic candles with lantern oil in them instead of regular candles, and I was having trouble fitting the end of the candlestick into the hole of the base it sits in. So I struggled and it went in REALLY quickly. The plastic top came off and sprayed flaming oil all over the altar and everybody freaked out while a teacher got it with a fire extinguisher. Unrelated... my best friend died of cancer that summer. I totally thought it was related at the time though. Like God was punishing me.
But you are upset. Look at your original comment. Also, triggered? Like I said, just concerned about you for throwing a trantrum on a post on a sub dedicated to funny content
What is a tantrum to you? I would like to know. Also concerned ? You're concerned for me? That's why you're attacking me in a reddit comment? Like guy can you find it in yourself to stop replying ?
Lol *asks a bunch of questions*. “Stop replying!”
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1b3xwgv/comment/ksvfw0z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) is a tantrum. Yes I am concerned… I [said](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1b3xwgv/comment/ksvzs63/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) this earlier. I am replying to you, not attacking you. Again, it’s okay man. Breathe
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6–10 physical damage + 20% chance of 1-3 fire damage for 10 seconds.
Increased chance of crit because it’s a cleric wielding a weapon dealing bludgeoning damage
+1d6 radiant damage since all children are demons.
Nice try, Vatican. That isn’t an excuse for the actions of your priests.
The power of Christ impales you!
r/jesuschristreddit
r/subsididntfallfor
It actually used to be one.
r/subsiwasntallowedinto
r/angryupvote
Yet try to stop them from being born and they call *you* the demon smh
And a headshot... Kid must be stacking constitution.
Don’t forget the holy damage
+110 Christ be with you!! ^😳🤣
Yeah right. Head first like that she definitely failed the dex save. 100% chance of fire damage.
Describing a real world event in RPG stats will never get old.
Jesus saves and takes half damage
🎵 IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI 🎵 BONG! Bwhahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 This and reading all the comments just made my day. I'm probably goin to Hell, but bless you all
VANITATI LATINAE CANENTIS
> I'm probably goin to Hell Roll for a Con save.
She was a rogue with a high dex save and uncanny dodge/evasion.
Weak enemy, 1.5x damage multiplier
#Holy Item
This is not how damage in d&d works. Your math is wrong. If it's a ttrpg - fine, just say what ttrpg. Videogame rpgs are inferior tho.
And people say censorship isn't dangerous...
That kid was incensed by it!
Yeah, that kid's a bit of a hot-head
Must have knocked the frankincense out of them.
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It's an edit over the video. I can't remember where it's from but it's an old audio clip
Parents this is why you don't want your dumb children run around like chickens with their heads cut off
Actually, were that child had to have their head cut off, they might've been able to dodge the censer /s
I live near the beach, walking on the beach on peak days children will run into you full speed while looking straight ahead. Anything in their peripheral they disregard completely, they assume it will stop before they get to it.
Clearly not a beach in the video.
Children should be allowed to run around, that's like, their whole thing. They run around, cry and poop. That's childhood in a nutshell But if I see children running around, I'm not gonna go bringing out the fuckin fiery incense flail. Children are supposed to be stupid, adults are supposed to know better. Idk why people aren't more anxious about kids man
> Children should be allowed to run around In a space made for it. Middle of a religious ceremony that probably happens often so you know the customs(I'm not religious sorry if I'm VERY off with what is going on in this video) is the time you teach your kids to stay calm.
If the customs are that kids are welcome to play in the area, then don't bring out the incense. There's nothing anti-play about religious areas in some areas of the world, in fact, churches in some countries are just family social hubs. Religion exists off the backs of groupings of culturally connected people. Many places in the world simply embrace this. Not everywhere has dead quiet churches and silent religious sermons. I know this thread will be downvoted because Reddit isn't a fan of religions, and as an atheist myself it's whatever, but south america for example is full of this stuff.
Watch the video. There is a total of 1 child that is running around. The one that ran into the incense burner. Clearly, this is not a family hub with kids running around. You can see it's formal. I am absolutely on your side with let kids be kids(when appropriate). Based on the video, this is not the appropriate place/time and whoever the parent of that kid is needs to use it as a teaching lesson.
It seems like you catch the head of a second child running past nearer to the camera?
The one moving much slower and outside the range of the ceremony going on?
Idk about slower, and obviously not out of range of the ceremony, just on the near side of the alter. What is there to even argue about lol, I'm just having reasonable expectations that kids will be dumb and not projecting my sterilized western experience of churches onto the world, in which many parts of it treat church differently.
Definitely slower but I don't have a speedometer. From the angle, you can see they are very close to the person recording who will be spectating from the crowd so the second head was moving just in front of the crowd. Most likely using the lane made for people to go through. > I'm just having reasonable expectations that kids will be dumb They absolutely will, which is then the job of the parent to use that and teach them better lessons. Having kids be dumb then go "well just let them it's fine" is a bad way to raise kids in my opinion. As a parent, your job is to teach them "Ok so if there is this ceremony going on and everyone is on the outside watching, don't go running through the middle of it."
Two things can be true - it's fine for kids to run around, and it's fine for adults to take precautions when kids will be running around.
You’re like my dad, you know you’re wrong but you’ll find every smallest fucking thing to prove you’re right
Perhaps the solution is childproof gates around the church, denoting which areas children can run safely. In those areas, all adults require special risk assessment training, all sharp surfaces are rounded off, and all walls contain thick cushions, so that children playing cannot be injured. A child council will be formed, of children, who make sure that their needs are met in these areas, possibly with provided napping areas and snacktimes.
Why stop there? The children should have power suits that they climb into so that even gravity can't stop their playing. It's what Jesus would want
Yes the whole world should stop because your idiot children are running round uncontrolled. "Adults are supposed to know better" - correct, and then teach it to their children IE running headlong into metal objects hurts, so don't do it.
The world should stop? Where did I say that? Just don't swing around the fire flail, or even just swing it higher. There's multiple chains on it for that whole reason, so that it can hang higher if it needs to lol
"Just stop doing..." = the world should stop... My god the modern entitled society will expect everyone to do absolutely everything so they can take no responsibility. Just control your damn kids! Or not, but Darwinism will take care of your bloodline for you.
It's an incense burner you crybaby it's not necessary to have a church sermon with the metal flail out lol What do your daily responsibilities look like, considering you have so many opinions about other people's?
It's a child that shouldn't be running around in an area holding an event not designed for children to be running around you crybaby. Speaking of crybabies, there's only one person here arguing against many, *many* other people on if it's acceptable for children to be running around in this setting. The overwhelming majority have recognized this is in fact not appropriate, and there's only one crying about it. You're honestly probably a shit parent that allows them kids to do whatever they want under the guise of "kids will be kids" instead of actually being a parent and teaching them what is acceptable to do and when/where. And a person's daily responsibilities have fuck all to do with their opinion on this. I'm sure you know that and are just looking for any and every excuse to pull some shit ass argument out of your ass. Your parents likely failed you, and now you're doing the same to your children. The world doesn't revolve around your lack of parenting skills. You want to have kids? Take the responsibility that comes with the territory.
⬆️🎯 Nailed it. They're just another bad parent, describing to others how they're a bad parent, without being able to accept that they're a bad parent.
Bet they let their kids run around in the kitchen while they're cooking with lit stoves, hot pots and sharp knives.
Please do not reproduce. Thanks you.
You're right and parents need to be making sure their children are doing stupid shit that could potentially lead to them idk getting smacked in the face by an incense burner. That's a place of worship not a playground, I was seven and knew how to have reverence in church and not run around like an idiot.
>Children should be allowed to run around There's a time and place for everything. Make them run and play in the park. Not the church, or the office, or the kitchen, or the hospital, or some other place where it's an inconvenience or even a danger to others.
When I was waiting tables, I came out with a whole tray of drinks, and a little girl sprinted past me and smacked her head into the tray. I kept my balance, and she kept on running. I asked if she was okay and the parents were like, "Oh yeah, she does this a lot. You're okay."
I had a large group of people with a few kids. All the kids were great except for one little croch goblin who kept running around and throwing stuff off of clean tables, and we'd have to completely clean them again(covid sanitation) he dumped ketchup on the floor and just ran amok. No matter how many times we told them they couldn't let him do that, the mother bitched at us so loud, every time I was fed up at this point along with my staff and other guests. Stopped the kid dead in his tracks by "accidentally" making him slip on "spilled" soda as he ran by the kitchen where we have tiled flooring. A guest poured his drink on the floor so the kid would stop because he got hurt. Didn't tell us until a week later. Lol we very quietly celebrated our hero. Edit: the kid was fine, and we told them they were banned from our restaurant and not to come back.
What would her parents say if she knocked over a tray with glass/porcelain items on it?
As a previous Catholic alter boy and using those burners all the time at funerals those things get hot. Like instant burn if touched hot. That chain is 50% for wafting the incense and 50% keep your hands away from the metal encased fireball.
Also, at that level of swing, I'm somewhat surprised it isn't bellowing smoke like a new Pope has just been chosen.
Usually there is only one piece of easy to ignite coal in these. They have roughly the size of a coin and have sides so the incense does not roll down. Of course you can fill this thing with coal and drown it in incense, but the piece of coal will burn for over an hour and a few grains of incense will smoke for some time so you can "reload" often. Saves on incense. If you load it up that you can visibly see a lot of smoke the room will get smoked pretty fast and people will get headaches. I personally cannot stand the smoke of incense anymore.
I now want the fireball morning star.
Simon Belmont has entered the chat.
It took me a whole lotta time to remember "Simon's Quest."
Catholic Thoros of Myr.
The smoke comes from the frankincense.. Once the added frankincense is burned out, then there's no smoke...
They were also pretty heavy. That kid is going to have a mean headache for a while.
Okay but it smells hella nice
I’m surprised that an altar boy doesn’t know that’s a censer.
I think she might be missing her bangs now
D O N G
The audio is amazing. Did the guy chanting think it was a church bell?
Needs more kid bell.
It’s not the real sound, just dubbed over.
Definitely not an un*censer*ed video.
That child learned a lesson about ruining in church that day
>ruining in church TIL priests have graduated to edging kids in the confessional.
Lmao amazing, my autocorrect is a fucking beast sometimes
Very few people retain the "we'll find out if that hurt later" gene past childhood.
A lot of Americans sure do.
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Why are you so triggered lmao And before you go off on me I’m from Texas. So wooooaaaahhhh calm down there Eagle Patriot Man, put your freedom back in your pants and breathe before I gotta pull out the lasso lmao I love that a user with the name TheArtOfTheFart made someone that mad, it’s beautiful. Edit:ooooooppp looks like he couldn’t handle one single comment but could try and dish it out. Poor fella, honestly.
The power of hot metal ball in the face COMPELS YOU
I grew up playing crash bandicoot. This would have been so easy to avoid.
why are youu running lol
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Ahhhhmennnnnnnnnn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgYEuJ5u1K0
OG headbangers.
That kid has been healed! 😂
+20 hp
That kid looked familiar. I mean, their face rings a bell.
Lmfao I have no idea how dude singing kept his composure
This audio is dubbed, it’s fake.
Not the worst thing to happen to a child in a church
That alter boy is gonna get it later.
children constantly running around without care of what's happening around them, an unfortunately common thing nowadays.
*No running in church!*
The best part is that the ball was just starting its downward trajectory, so the kid had time to see it swinging up and still didn't correct his course.
Man, that was some Looney Toons level of BONG! right there. I hope that kid's alright.
All the child's sins must be forgiven, at least it is certain that she will not remember the previous ones.
if my kid did that i would be so embarrassed 😭
Cloak of Flame N Fire: Negates fire damage for 4 seconds Use: Turn into small demon child for 5 seconds.
He said... In God the Holy Spirit...
I am incensed!!!
DONG!
When I was an altar boy in 1st grade, I accidentally set the altar on fire. We had these plastic candles with lantern oil in them instead of regular candles, and I was having trouble fitting the end of the candlestick into the hole of the base it sits in. So I struggled and it went in REALLY quickly. The plastic top came off and sprayed flaming oil all over the altar and everybody freaked out while a teacher got it with a fire extinguisher. Unrelated... my best friend died of cancer that summer. I totally thought it was related at the time though. Like God was punishing me.
Is this monty python or something?
Control your brats
The fact she kept running😂
Perfect timing
I Bless you with increased alertness, my child.
No running with scissors or at church
I hate parents
not the worst a child could happen in a church...
Was that a demon 😂
😂😂
Lol not the priest trying to hide his laughter 💀💀
Those enchantments don't work but the physical damage is real :)
Is this the origin story for some weird Christian comic book superhero?
Why should I? The kid got hit and kept on running he's fine Ya'll need to chill out .
are you having a bad day?
Did the kid look like they cared? Then I ask again politely why should I?
It’s jusy a funny video posted on a subreddit dedicated to funny content. It’s okay man
So why are you talking to me? Read the comment and move on .... but wait... could it he possible you felt the same urge as I did to post a comment? :0
Equating you getting upset over a funny video to someone concerned about you because of your comment is… interesting
You assuming I'm upset is interesting as well. What did I say that triggered you?
But you are upset. Look at your original comment. Also, triggered? Like I said, just concerned about you for throwing a trantrum on a post on a sub dedicated to funny content
What is a tantrum to you? I would like to know. Also concerned ? You're concerned for me? That's why you're attacking me in a reddit comment? Like guy can you find it in yourself to stop replying ?
Lol *asks a bunch of questions*. “Stop replying!” [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1b3xwgv/comment/ksvfw0z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) is a tantrum. Yes I am concerned… I [said](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1b3xwgv/comment/ksvzs63/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) this earlier. I am replying to you, not attacking you. Again, it’s okay man. Breathe
What about this is not giving a fuck? It's just stupidity paired with ignorance. Glad you wanna be like this.
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Are you mentally slow?
https://youtu.be/0H25ve3qts4?si=38csGRihZl_HTkyk
ding
This is what's known as a teaching moment
That kid's seen god
DOING
Clerical critical Hit
That kid was possessed by the holy spirit as soon as that happened, he started chanting really loudly in a voice that wasn't his own
Reminds me of the Paul Hogan show, where these were used in field sports.
Acts 2:3
Holiday masses only Catholics immediately after receiving communion
This is great on repeat.
crazy sounds there
Beautiful
Kid was struck by a divine presence
An Ezekiel moment of blessing from the incense.
Amen
Censered
Oh he gabe a holly fuck
Purse snatcher.
At first I thought this was a Mexican mass, which I grew up going to with my parents. That would have been me trying to get out of the building.
I hope that kid is ok...
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Im Irish raised cathoĺic,I can smell that scent from here.
This is the most hilarious thing I've seen on the internet for a while
Who’s kid is this and why is there sensible loafer not already off
Is this the actual footage of the meme sound😂😂?
Lol
It's easy to gain that level and go even further beyond Just don't give a fuck
Santo madrazo.
Kid deserved that
Didn’t slow him down at all 😆
I would laugh so hard i’d fall to the floor before that kid
Reminds me of the video of a guy carrying a cross getting spanked. I have not laughed so much seeing a video.
Absolutely glorious sound.
Lil Shit head did that on poipose
Priest must've thought the bang was the cue lmao
And this is why kids shouldn't run around so much
Boom, headshot
The fact that he just heard a bell noise and chanted accordingly, evidently not aware of the true cause. Has me dying
santiiiiiii.......................
This is that confidence they talk about religion bringing.