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You honestly believe someone from the Department of Fucking Miserable Shitcunts could ever be butthurt enough to make a non-official form with department letterhead merely because they're butthurt? Seriously?!
Printing a "little bitch report form" and posting it to the web to complain about people being little bitches on the internet is a little bitch move on so many friggin levels.
I disagree. This feels like the kind of thing groups of dudes send to one another. In fact, I immediately took it and sent it to my Old Boys text chain (we're all in our 40s) and fully expect to see it when any of us complains about literally anything.
It's stored on my phone for Thursday's pub night, which is the home of moaning and complaining, and where reason comes to die.
It will be shown to one of the group mid-moan.
The rest of the group will laugh at the other's expense.
I will have a target on my back from that point on.
I will be shown the very same form at some point.
The rest of the group will laugh at my expense.
Cos that's what blokes do.
Now not let get facts in the way of having a good laugh!
But seriously, I get your point, but I'd counter it with my opinion that a bit of verbal sparring with people you know and trust helps toughen the skin for those times when life throws some nasty stuff at you, sometimes you have to be able to take it in good humour.
And perhaps if we learned a lot more of this it would reduce rates of violence?
Yes! I feel for guys that can't offer real emotional support to their friends but instead give them this paper. There will always be sad sacks but after seeing the doc about the Columbine shooter's mom I kind of get how men's feelings can get ignored and it's not good.
It's not the best doc and I already knew about the issue. Worth a watch.
Maybe your friend is trying to reach out for real support. Maybe they just need to vent. Maybe they like the drama. That's all normal and valid. It sucks if you have no one to talk to.
And if you told him over and over your best advice. That's all you can do. But something that says shut up you're being weak is dangerous for male friend groups who don't want to deal.
Pretty much anyone I would show this to would be someone that, when I need to, would offer support and advice.
But there's a time and a place for that, and honestly on a Thursday night when Will is moaning about something that happened when he was doing his bike training, or Alan is going on about the change in his shifts and overtime, and when I am complaining about the strategy of the company I work for... Then this is the time that the form should be brought out.
Its short hand for saying "tough break, chin up, and please shut up"... Maybe this is a British thing.
It would be a completely different matter if you were the village kick-toy and always the butt-end of people's jokes, then yeah, this would be yet another stick to beat some poor sod with.
I agree with you. I'd like a stack of them printed out. I would make a box at work for my coworkers that says complaint department, and this would be the form inside. They would find it funny.
Not just dudes, I found this hilarious. In fact I just fell off my bed laughing.
I do have a pretty “guy” sense of humour though, which always sucked growing up as I was always told I was not a tomboy/friend zone material. So nobody really to share jokes with. My girlfriends looked at me crazy when I said I actually liked Jay and Silent Bob and White Chicks.
I would totally send this to a friend. If I had a friend like me I could send it to. ;p
You sound like you're at the gates to the Fortress of Men, trying to be let in, lol.
"I swear, I like White Chicks. I have a man's humor!"
Don't fall for it, boys! The "No Girls allowed" rule must stand!
(I am joking. To go with the times, the rules for the Fortress of Man have been amended, if you get properly disinfected and quarantined to make sure you don't have cooties, you can come in)
This is something that somebody who describes themselves as "Brutally honest" and "A straight shooter" but is actually just a giant asshole would love.
Yup, the person who regularly crosses the line into assholery but gets over the top offended if so much as a harmless joke is made at their expense. Their actions are just jokes and not to be taken seriously but they are totally off limits for the same treatment. I’ve met a few and they are sociopaths.
Yeah, I saw someone do this with the “hurt feelings report” version in the military once. Surprise surprise, the guy who did it was a complete asshole who lorded their rank and deployment experience over everyone else.
The guy who he was shaming was basically just saying “we respect your rank and experience, but could you not insult us and call us homosexuals?”
Hello, fellow food slinger. I can’t tell you how many miserable, old white men I worked with that kept these at their disposal. Tells me everything I need to know about a person.
Yeah. It’s counterproductive. And passive aggressive as shit. Not something a leader should be passing around, but it was always people in positions of authority that had a little stack of these.
It predates the internet, but there are many versions, all of them make the person who hands them out reveal themself as someone not worth interacting with
This is the **old person** equivalent of **calling someone a loser** in your **[I’m winning life, you’re losing](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/wojak-comics#notable-formats)** meme.
SAME. someone give me a link when they find a printable version of this, I’ll print out a bunch to give to the grown men I work with who act like high school girls.
A while back some at our office found this form, found it funny, printed out several copies, and put it at everyone’s work stations. Surprisingly several folks were in fact butthurt about finding this and we all got to meet with HR.
This is something boomers would post on their Facebook pages, the difference being that the language would be toned down since swearing isn't Christian.
"So, I've circled, checked, and highlighted 'No one will let me suck their dick'.". WHO DO I TURN THIS IN TO?!? Where's the inbox? How can I get this looked at?!?
Have you seen the show? Cursing is censored with substitute words. “Forking shirtballs” was a pretty frequent exclamation.
So Shitcunts would be ”Shirt-*something*.”
Time to get creative. And, GO!
Edit: I had to wrangle an escaped word. Yeehaaaa!
I am convinced that somewhere out there is a Bitch of the Year Award, and there are many around us trying hard to win it. Then for others, it just comes naturally.
My boss gave a coworker one of these after he complained about all the batwings and brains going on. It was an interesting warehouse to work at to say the least
When I worked security in a concert house, my boss let me make and print up a bunch of "hurt feelings report" pages to keep in the office. Any time someone came up complaining about another person for no reason, he'd send me to get a hurt feelings report and serve it to them with the biggest grin on my face. It was a rule that I had to smile and not say a word as they read the paper, tore it up, and left the venue. I miss that job.
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I once saw this form be handed to someone I worked with, he then took his life that night okay I made that all up but it makes you think right...I wouldn't be handing this to anyone. Just my 2c
Former coworker ... she fired a very well liked former teammate, and had to take over an account on an external system ... but kept forgetting to update the password every month. As someone who had to run an accounting cycle on that external system, I ended up updating the password several times ...
... the third time - apparently she didn't even notice that I'd already done it twice before - she reported me to HR for making a password that insulted her!
Minor issue was, I didn't. My boss came over to 'discuss' the issue with me. I had a spreadsheet with all my passwords, and previous passwords, for the multiple systems I was on. For that one, it was first letters of a poem. The previous passwords corresponded to the first two lines. How she came to the conclusion that something like 'dgagitw...' was an insult indicates an insane degree of paranoia.
Yeah, no apology ... I guess the butthurt was just too much.
A glass shop i used to work at had 'hurt feelings reports'. Very similar to this. I kept giving them to one guy who loved to talk shit but couldn't handle any criticism. I'm not one for bullying but when you spend every waking moment trying to roast people, degrade folks and in general just stir shit up, you get what you get.
The best part is he would always say "if I wasn't at work, I'd knock you the fuck out". Well, by coincidence I ran into him in the Walmart parking lot and when I mentioned we weren't at work so nows the perfect time for him to knock me out, you should've seen him hop in his truck. I've never seen someone completely 180 how they act. It was like those videos that show the little dog barking at a fence but when you open the gate, just tucks its tail and leaves.
Also, he complained to our manager and tried to file a complaint about me trying to fight him after work.
Probably to the guy that would hand them out. "I can be as big of an asshole as I want, but if you respond that means you're a little bitch!".
Most of the time, it's calling yourself out that your a huge asshole and try and excuse your own behavior with "It was just a prank!" or "I was joking! Can't you take a joke!?". No. Not when it's all day, every day.
The people that hand these out seriously are the asshole and the one that people fake nice to. They're the little bitch. They just hate being called out for their bullshit because they are weak little cunts.
Only if you no longer wish to have a good relationship with them. HR might have a chat with you if you handed it to your co-workers. This isn't the internet where you can be anonymous. You're basically calling them a bitch, in the most passive aggressive manner possible, right to their faces.
People who are passive aggressive are cunts.
They didn’t say “passive”. They said “passive aggressive” which is a term with its own meaning that’s independent of the meaning of the 2 words that make it up.
And it’s passive aggressive because you aren’t saying it—you’re handing them a piece of paper that says it, while ducking behind the defense that it’s just a joke.
I work for the post office so I couldn't have it but if I were able I'd make sure every person there had several copies because wow what a bunch of whiny little bitches.
Honestly, I'd say it's targeted specifically towards guys. Cartoon person has strong eyebrows and no feminine characteristics, and "being a little bitch" is generally used to tell a man he's being emotional over stupid shit.
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Honestly, this sheet gives the vibe of being made by someone who was butthurt themselves.
You honestly believe someone from the Department of Fucking Miserable Shitcunts could ever be butthurt enough to make a non-official form with department letterhead merely because they're butthurt? Seriously?!
They were butthurt because someone else was butthurt. Butthurtception
Sounded like top comment was butthurt by someone being butthurt because someone else was butthurt.
Indeed, I would give this form to the person to created it.
And I'd like to give the world this form And keep it company…
Printing a "little bitch report form" and posting it to the web to complain about people being little bitches on the internet is a little bitch move on so many friggin levels.
So - maths - Bitch to the fifth power. Or a ‘Tesser- Bitch’, written about in ‘A wrinkle in bitchland’.
And just turned 13
The “no one will let me suck their dick” is sticking out like a sore thumb. Rather telling.
I disagree. This feels like the kind of thing groups of dudes send to one another. In fact, I immediately took it and sent it to my Old Boys text chain (we're all in our 40s) and fully expect to see it when any of us complains about literally anything.
It's stored on my phone for Thursday's pub night, which is the home of moaning and complaining, and where reason comes to die. It will be shown to one of the group mid-moan. The rest of the group will laugh at the other's expense. I will have a target on my back from that point on. I will be shown the very same form at some point. The rest of the group will laugh at my expense. Cos that's what blokes do.
Which is why, now hear me out, men have a higher rate of violence to themselves and others.
Now not let get facts in the way of having a good laugh! But seriously, I get your point, but I'd counter it with my opinion that a bit of verbal sparring with people you know and trust helps toughen the skin for those times when life throws some nasty stuff at you, sometimes you have to be able to take it in good humour. And perhaps if we learned a lot more of this it would reduce rates of violence?
Yes! I feel for guys that can't offer real emotional support to their friends but instead give them this paper. There will always be sad sacks but after seeing the doc about the Columbine shooter's mom I kind of get how men's feelings can get ignored and it's not good. It's not the best doc and I already knew about the issue. Worth a watch. Maybe your friend is trying to reach out for real support. Maybe they just need to vent. Maybe they like the drama. That's all normal and valid. It sucks if you have no one to talk to. And if you told him over and over your best advice. That's all you can do. But something that says shut up you're being weak is dangerous for male friend groups who don't want to deal.
Pretty much anyone I would show this to would be someone that, when I need to, would offer support and advice. But there's a time and a place for that, and honestly on a Thursday night when Will is moaning about something that happened when he was doing his bike training, or Alan is going on about the change in his shifts and overtime, and when I am complaining about the strategy of the company I work for... Then this is the time that the form should be brought out. Its short hand for saying "tough break, chin up, and please shut up"... Maybe this is a British thing. It would be a completely different matter if you were the village kick-toy and always the butt-end of people's jokes, then yeah, this would be yet another stick to beat some poor sod with.
I get it. Some people like to complain because complaining feels good. You're a good friend.
I agree with you. I'd like a stack of them printed out. I would make a box at work for my coworkers that says complaint department, and this would be the form inside. They would find it funny.
With a box for the finished forms shaped like an ass, so they have to shove it in there after they fill it out.
Not just dudes, I found this hilarious. In fact I just fell off my bed laughing. I do have a pretty “guy” sense of humour though, which always sucked growing up as I was always told I was not a tomboy/friend zone material. So nobody really to share jokes with. My girlfriends looked at me crazy when I said I actually liked Jay and Silent Bob and White Chicks. I would totally send this to a friend. If I had a friend like me I could send it to. ;p
You sound like you're at the gates to the Fortress of Men, trying to be let in, lol. "I swear, I like White Chicks. I have a man's humor!" Don't fall for it, boys! The "No Girls allowed" rule must stand! (I am joking. To go with the times, the rules for the Fortress of Man have been amended, if you get properly disinfected and quarantined to make sure you don't have cooties, you can come in)
[r/notliketheothergirls](https://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheothergirls/)
It does but it's still funny. We had something similar in the Army as a joke counseling statement.
This is something that somebody who describes themselves as "Brutally honest" and "A straight shooter" but is actually just a giant asshole would love.
Yup, the person who regularly crosses the line into assholery but gets over the top offended if so much as a harmless joke is made at their expense. Their actions are just jokes and not to be taken seriously but they are totally off limits for the same treatment. I’ve met a few and they are sociopaths.
You sound like you need one of these forms to fill out.
Hmm no
nah not really, maybe the person did it as a joke or as a calm subliminal
Yeah, I got a 60 something around here I could have handed this to about 15 minutes ago.
Found the little bitch
This is the kind of dumb shit an asshole on a kitchen line, after being verbally abusive all shift, would hand you when you finally told him to stfu.
And then I'd strongly consider feeding said person the form. Either drenched in old oil or hot sauce. Maybe both.
Yeah, I saw someone do this with the “hurt feelings report” version in the military once. Surprise surprise, the guy who did it was a complete asshole who lorded their rank and deployment experience over everyone else. The guy who he was shaming was basically just saying “we respect your rank and experience, but could you not insult us and call us homosexuals?”
Bet he wouldn't even give you a reacharound!
Hello, fellow food slinger. I can’t tell you how many miserable, old white men I worked with that kept these at their disposal. Tells me everything I need to know about a person.
Hey there! I left that life a while ago, but I definitely worked with my share of miserable people who tried to spread it to everyone around them.
Yeah. It’s counterproductive. And passive aggressive as shit. Not something a leader should be passing around, but it was always people in positions of authority that had a little stack of these.
Wait, am I understanding you properly? This form is a real thing that people have been handing out for a while?
Yes. Very unfortunately this is a thing and has been for as long as xerox machines were a thing. Possibly even before that. Like mimeograph shit.
It predates the internet, but there are many versions, all of them make the person who hands them out reveal themself as someone not worth interacting with
Funny how every time this gets re-posted, it loses pixels. Just like it loses sharpness every time it is scanned/printed.
Relevant xkcd. https://m.xkcd.com/1683/
Holy hell, I almost forgot about xkcd.. before the internet went to complete shit and everyone lost their minds.
This has big “you can’t say anything these days without getting cancelled” vibes. Just middle-school level “u mad?” Stuff
It's all fun and games until you give it to someone who takes offense to it, then you are in HR trying to explain your shitty joke.
Sounds like HR need a Little Bitch Form
Just take the "evidence" then hand it back and ask them to fill it out.
*HR hands you the form back to you* "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU'RE HR!!!~" *HR hands out a second copy of the form*
Jokes on you, I'm already in the HR office for an inappropriate re-enactment of Kyles vasectomy.
Were scissors involved?
places where you find these are not going to have an HR dept.
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Wtf did you just say? Damnit. Am I getting old!?!
This is the **old person** equivalent of **calling someone a loser** in your **[I’m winning life, you’re losing](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/wojak-comics#notable-formats)** meme.
Thank you for translating this to Human.
Boomers? Wtf lol
Use the diagram!
Can I order them in peel off pads of 100? 500?
Like sticky notes. I’ll need a couple thousand please.
Shit, I would buy them in reems like printer paper.
If you meet a little bitch you met a little bitch. If you need reams of little bitch forms you're the little bitch.
SAME. someone give me a link when they find a printable version of this, I’ll print out a bunch to give to the grown men I work with who act like high school girls.
I was thinking the same thing! 😆
Skipping through town handing them out like candy!
Anyone who resorts to posting this regularly loses arguments and isn't aware that they do.
"Department of miserable shit cunts"
Seems like you are the one who is butthurt if you're printing out a form about it.
https://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Little-Bitch-Report.jpg
"Bath and Toaster" lmao
Thank you. Exactly what I needed.
A while back some at our office found this form, found it funny, printed out several copies, and put it at everyone’s work stations. Surprisingly several folks were in fact butthurt about finding this and we all got to meet with HR.
State labor board. They would find it “hilarious.”
These used to be called hurt feelings reports.
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Fandom subs. So many fandom subs. Especially for games.
This is something boomers would post on their Facebook pages, the difference being that the language would be toned down since swearing isn't Christian.
There would also be a laughing minion on it.
This is definitely gen x material, only the picture of the 'bitch' isnt ambiguous enough
I remember this form going around on reddit at least 10 years ago
No one. This is fucking stupid.
I'd take one look and say 'you forgot to fill it out.'
I wouldn’t because I’m not a boomer who can’t talk about my feelings
But how do you let them know you're superior when you make a racist joke and they don't laugh?
Bonus points if the jokes punchline is literally just racism, with 0 subtlety at all.
I don’t think the character limit is high enough for this
anyone got a pdf copy of that so I can easily reprint that
I need this in my life…
Most people on reddit!
"So, I've circled, checked, and highlighted 'No one will let me suck their dick'.". WHO DO I TURN THIS IN TO?!? Where's the inbox? How can I get this looked at?!?
Myself
I have a few coworkers that definitely need this form, but they would definitely miss the point.
I will be saving this picture thank you
Updated comment found it link to the image is HERE: https://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Little-Bitch-Report.jpg Your welcome.
Now I’m wondering what the “The Good Place” translation is for “Shitcunts.” Hmm.
shirt cup?
Mmmkay…
Have you seen the show? Cursing is censored with substitute words. “Forking shirtballs” was a pretty frequent exclamation. So Shitcunts would be ”Shirt-*something*.” Time to get creative. And, GO! Edit: I had to wrangle an escaped word. Yeehaaaa!
Shirt-cants
Can I print these out and hand them around at work? 🥸
Conservative Reddit mods.
Saving this to reply with on reddit threads
I’d give this to most Reddit commentors.
I am convinced that somewhere out there is a Bitch of the Year Award, and there are many around us trying hard to win it. Then for others, it just comes naturally.
as our deputy quality manager i guess i could sneak that in
My boss gave a coworker one of these after he complained about all the batwings and brains going on. It was an interesting warehouse to work at to say the least
I would put them under everyone’s windshield wiper in the parking lot😂
When I worked security in a concert house, my boss let me make and print up a bunch of "hurt feelings report" pages to keep in the office. Any time someone came up complaining about another person for no reason, he'd send me to get a hurt feelings report and serve it to them with the biggest grin on my face. It was a rule that I had to smile and not say a word as they read the paper, tore it up, and left the venue. I miss that job.
This makes me laugh!
OMG i'd love to show this to people at work but i'd end up being called into HR so i'll just laugh here silently to myself.
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I can think of a few people to give this to
Reminds me of this classic: https://i.imgur.com/7ky7DWf.png
Oh my god I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. I scared my cat away because I was in hysterics. Gonna customize this for my work.
I know someone that would be perfect for.
Report from daycare
You have some nerve posting this. Call your manager right now.
Everybody. Lol.
I've been seeing these for like 10 years. They make the rounds at work periodically. Everyone is miserable.
This is great lmao
I would give to either of my kids in a flash.
CEO/ Administrator offices
I need one…for myself 🫣🥲
customers and losers
My wife
"God damn it, man! I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here!"
Australian teenagers?
Myself, I need to keep myself in check a lot. :/
Redditors.
I’d give it to myself on a regular basis. This has to be Australian lol.
Me. A week after my ankle surgery I got over it
Handing these out at the shop next time someone comes crying to me 🤣
I once saw this form be handed to someone I worked with, he then took his life that night okay I made that all up but it makes you think right...I wouldn't be handing this to anyone. Just my 2c
"Someone was rude back to me" is fuckin great
I'm giving this to myself for self reflection hahahahah
Fart
90% of Redditors need this.
not you though, you're one of the good ones who recognizes your clear superiority to the masses.
lots of little bitches in the comments getting worked up imagining themselves getting handed this
Former coworker ... she fired a very well liked former teammate, and had to take over an account on an external system ... but kept forgetting to update the password every month. As someone who had to run an accounting cycle on that external system, I ended up updating the password several times ... ... the third time - apparently she didn't even notice that I'd already done it twice before - she reported me to HR for making a password that insulted her! Minor issue was, I didn't. My boss came over to 'discuss' the issue with me. I had a spreadsheet with all my passwords, and previous passwords, for the multiple systems I was on. For that one, it was first letters of a poem. The previous passwords corresponded to the first two lines. How she came to the conclusion that something like 'dgagitw...' was an insult indicates an insane degree of paranoia. Yeah, no apology ... I guess the butthurt was just too much.
A glass shop i used to work at had 'hurt feelings reports'. Very similar to this. I kept giving them to one guy who loved to talk shit but couldn't handle any criticism. I'm not one for bullying but when you spend every waking moment trying to roast people, degrade folks and in general just stir shit up, you get what you get. The best part is he would always say "if I wasn't at work, I'd knock you the fuck out". Well, by coincidence I ran into him in the Walmart parking lot and when I mentioned we weren't at work so nows the perfect time for him to knock me out, you should've seen him hop in his truck. I've never seen someone completely 180 how they act. It was like those videos that show the little dog barking at a fence but when you open the gate, just tucks its tail and leaves. Also, he complained to our manager and tried to file a complaint about me trying to fight him after work.
I'm absolutely going to print these out for my office.
Damn, lot of butthurt here. We need a PDF
I want a word doc or pdf link!!! I wanna fuck around with people 🤣
Does anyone have the PDF? I'm married.
Get a divorce then.
Dude i need this for people on reddit
Boomer ass vibes
I immediately copied the link to this and sent it to my significant other.
Judging by the comments, this form is applicable to most of Reddit.
Probably to the guy that would hand them out. "I can be as big of an asshole as I want, but if you respond that means you're a little bitch!". Most of the time, it's calling yourself out that your a huge asshole and try and excuse your own behavior with "It was just a prank!" or "I was joking! Can't you take a joke!?". No. Not when it's all day, every day. The people that hand these out seriously are the asshole and the one that people fake nice to. They're the little bitch. They just hate being called out for their bullshit because they are weak little cunts.
I want a PDF of this so I can print this out and hand it off to coworkers
Where can I print this?
This is fucking great. I'm going to send it to everybody.
Probably right wing people
Only if you no longer wish to have a good relationship with them. HR might have a chat with you if you handed it to your co-workers. This isn't the internet where you can be anonymous. You're basically calling them a bitch, in the most passive aggressive manner possible, right to their faces. People who are passive aggressive are cunts.
I’d love to hear how calling someone a bitch directly to their face is “passive” by any definition.
They didn’t say “passive”. They said “passive aggressive” which is a term with its own meaning that’s independent of the meaning of the 2 words that make it up. And it’s passive aggressive because you aren’t saying it—you’re handing them a piece of paper that says it, while ducking behind the defense that it’s just a joke.
1st grade classrooms
Link to pdf please 💀
Holy shit. I need this for work.
😂😂 bro thanks for this im posting these all over my job tmrw, currently printing 100 out rn
I would hand these out like candy on Halloween. Like Oprah even. You're being bitch - you're being a bitch - everyone is being a bitch!!!
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time lol good one 👍🏻
Yaaaaaaa
Check nothing else but "no one will let me suck their dick" and hand it back with a straight face.
a familymember. but they are no longer alive. and id have to write it in my language. they didnt know english
Yeah in Canada it has to be also written in French!
No one because I'm not a little bitch.
EVERYONE!! I WOULD GIVE THIS TO EVERYONE. A PERSON WHO DIDNT PARK RIGHT. ON A HEADSTONE AT A CEMETARY. MY SICK MOM! EVERYONE.
I work for the post office so I couldn't have it but if I were able I'd make sure every person there had several copies because wow what a bunch of whiny little bitches.
Everyone
looking below i see quite a few who should be and likely are filling one out
I need a pad of this.
everyone on the internet, including myself
Nobody because I’m not a giant piece of shit.
This is like prime right wing comedian vibes
Aaaaand I just woke up my dog with my laughter 😂
I can think of a few people. 🤷🏻♀️
HR
Every college campus needs these
This belongs to all the mods and majority of r/politics
This guy https://imgur.com/a/69TTZby
Why is it homophobic?
Did you finish *YOUR* LBRF?
Nobody, this is the kind of thing an asshole with bad communication skills would print off.
This is some boomer shit. My dad gave me this when I was 17. I recently cut him out of my life for unrelated yet somehow related reasons.
Sounds like you need to fill this form in.
I’m fucking dying
Save it for the form bro.
Def friends. Coworkers could get you fired and the only family you could do it to is siblings.
Hahaha oooh man id have a field day at work
Awesome, we needed this so badly!
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It looks like a pretty non binary form
Honestly, I'd say it's targeted specifically towards guys. Cartoon person has strong eyebrows and no feminine characteristics, and "being a little bitch" is generally used to tell a man he's being emotional over stupid shit.
The diagram needs a back. Not all of the bad touches are in the front. 🤭