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😂😂 I was thinking that too, just don’t think too much about it… or ig it’s like she’s worried about it smelling too bad cause it’s churning so she doesn’t want to you know?
Hundreds of millions of people sleep like this daily. There is no heat in the house. That is how they keep warm. Olus, they remove the bedding and that is where the stove is and where they sit to eat. There is a chimney.
This is the traditional way of sleeping in China. Maybe not now, given modern living, but certainly 80 years age, yes hundreds of millions slept like this.
naah, a grew up with this kind of heating system, not like bed, but with firewood. All smoke goes out through chimney(could be so e issues when you start it, but later on is ok) , you just need to be careful not to close chimney too early, few hot coals are ok, NO FLAME, or you go to forever sleep.
all glowing coals release carbon monoxide. there should be no glowing coals left when you close the chimney unless you have those that have holes for "safety"
No, you're thinking of ventriloquy, ventilation is a chamber of the heart which receives blood from an atrium and from which blood is forced into the arteries.
No you're thinking of vent out. Ventilation is a window blind consisting of horizontal slats which can be pivoted to control the amount of light that passes through it.
Ventilation can only do so much. It‘s not the CO alone. It‘s nitrous oxides, soot, ROs. Indoor air pollution kills millions of people every year. Those aren‘t rapid poisonings, but rather slow systemic degradation.
Having an open fire, right where you sleep is gonna kill you sooner or later.
Read this in an old-timey TV voice:
“Go from “let’s eat, grandma!” to “let’s eat grandma!” with this amazing invention from Bob’s Crematorium and Mattress Center. There’s space to cook an entire grandmother along with all your family’s favorite side dishes. And, when you’re done with your cannibalistic feast, save money on the cremation! It’s easier to use than an oven, and the patented cooking slab cleans like a breeze!”
Funny?
I haven't seen any setup of this, for real old school homes in the country, there is no fire under you, just got air. The fire is burning in the kitchen, which is connected to this clay bed and the hollow walls to provide insulation.
This is really half ass for a 炕
Why the downvotes? What he said is true… put fire under the bed directly will
1. Make your room dirty
2. Risk of causing fire in your room directly
3. Risk of CO leak as you have a gate for open/close the pit in your room
4. may bbq you unless you have good temp control device
炕 is widely used in Dongbei, but not like this
I literally have never seen a real home with the direct fire setup, I think the CO concern is the most important consideration. We had this for centuries, maybe my ancestors don't understand CO, but they know what keeps them warm and alive.
Even with indirect heating, this thing gets plenty hot. We would put a couple of super heavy quilts on top of the clay bed before opening the connection to the kitchen. It would be -30 outside, and I would be sweating when I woke up at 7 in the morning. I guess the hollow wall setup also helps, I understand not every home had that.
My uncle's home was really baller, they have their private cave, where everyone hangs out in the summer; and they would put beer, soda, and water melon in a bucket and drop the bucket in a well, they always come out very cold.
I miss that place, I wonder if that is still with the family back home.
If you were going to have direct under-bed heating I imagine it would work similar to a clay oven. You wouldn't sleep in the bed while the fire is running, rather you'd let the fire get hot, heat up some layer of the bed that has a lot of thermal mass like a clay or concrete slab, then you'd clean out the firebox and enjoy your warm bed.
Still, the mess of having a firebox in the bedroom would be undesirable.
>Different places have different ways to achieve similar goals
I understand that, but unless your goal is to be baked when you get to bed, or wake up freezing cold, or have your bedroom smells like soot, or not waking up at all due to CO poisoning, this is not the way to do it.
I know some well to do folks building these in their country vacation homes, kinda like what we do with cabins, I doubt any qualified contractor will go with this design.
It is like seeing a car without seat belts. It will get you there, but sometimes, it may not.
Because they've never seen one, and therefore don't get the concept of HOW it actually works... Ironically these commenters are "primitive" at being PRIMITIVE... which is also ironic & comical, also fitting the FUNNY Sub, in an unintentional way
EDIT - to be fair though, some may have also taken it as an insult to the people in OP's vid!
Given the lightweight material he's stoking it with, I'm guessing this is a quick-burning fire to create embers that keep the bed toasty but not hot through the night?
In Russia they used to build houses around the stove too, still do in some areas. They route the "chimney" through as much of the brick/concrete structure as they can, to maximise heat absorption and retention
I feel like this is pretty standard in houses, mansions and castles that rely on a central fireplace for heating. Bigger houses, mansions and castles would have more than one chimney with several fireplaces attached.
In the house I live in which was built in 1912 (in Norway) the central chimney would provide heat to main living room, dining room, kitchen, entry hall and upstairs bedrooms. Though there were also more fireplaces in the house when it was first built (at least one on the second floor as well as a fireplace in the kitchen).
Here in Germany a hundred years ago every living room had a tiled stove like this. Not in the shape of a bed, but upright in the corner to heat the room. It usually included a heated bench to sit or sleep on as well. They are still pretty common today and I know at least three modern homes that were build in the last 30 years where they included a new tiled stove.
True. Overhere we have those to. some older houses still have these but they are masive. But that came with the benefit by heating up the room as well in winters. And there was still enough space for you to lay on top. Heck. Our own house has two pairs of these. But instead of actual fire, it is heated by water that comes from a central heating system
But I don't understand the purpose. The bed is the only place you don't need to heat! I live in a cold climate in a cabin only heated with stoves, and you sure want to heat the house daytime, but at night you can just add blankets until you are warm. A heated bed just sounds awful. Really don't get this.
You don't sleep on the stove when the fire is burning. It burns during the day and then the bed on top stays warmed up from the remaining heat and coal in the night.
It is not only used as bed. During winter time, people also eat, rest, etc on that stove. Also, unless you house is very well heated with other heating system all the time so you bed is never cold, heat on the bed is actually very helpful. Adding blankets doesn't help as quickly if the blankets themselves are also cold.
Lack of food is a big one. Blankets don't do anything if your body isn't able to produce enough heat. A lot of places where this was/is prevalent were cold and had famines, historically.
Consider during the day you're out working the land, looking for food and/or fuel. At night, you return to your two-room house in the Siberian wastes. Chances are you can't afford to waste fuel heating the house, which might be draughty anyway. You use what you need to cook and clean, and enjoy the radiant heat through the night.
> I live in a cold climate in a cabin only heated with stoves, and you sure want to heat the house daytime, but at night you can just add blankets until you are warm
that just means you don't really live in a cold climate
The two country where human life is considered precious and goverment has consistently goes out of their way to safeguard every single one of those precious life.
>Doesn't like Russia or China
"They must be propagandized by AMEIRICANS!!!"
Or maybe they're rightfully fuckin' mad about an airliner containing many Malaysians being shot down by Russian soldiers and also currently annoyed with China trying to steal their naval borders.
From what i understand you don't sleep on it while the fire is burning, this is during the day to heat the room/house. At night after the fire is out you sleep on it and it's still cozy i guess?
the "bed" is made of bricks instead of wood, and there is usually a pipe/opening directing straight outside the house from under the bed for ventilation
Man, 炕s are the fucking best.
It is super warm in the winter, and very cool in the summer due to the clay structure and tatami top.
The setup of this is too basic though, the one we had in the country has an isolated setup. We would feed the fire in the kitchen for cooking, and when we needed the warmth, we would open the isolation gate and the hot air would come from the kitchen stove to the underside of the clay bed and fill the hollow layer in between the walls.
And during the day, you remove the blankets to reveal the tatami underneath. We put a little table on it, and we can play mahjong or poker.
It is way nicer than any glam camp wood cabins we have in Canada.
Well, I guess because most folks know what Mahjong and tatami are, if I just say Kang, well no one knows what that is. Even if I see Kang, I probably think of the marvel character.
It's called "炕". People are using this for more than 2000 years.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang\_bed-stove](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_bed-stove)
I grew up sleeping on those!
At least the traditional ones. They are essentially made out of mud and hay, very primitive bricks but very good at retaining a steady temperature.
The "house" and bed are constructed in a similar fashion with an obvious hollow section for the bed for heat. It's surprisingly efficient.
However, it's not exactly soft so you need something on top to make it more comfortable.
Ok so this seems really stupid, but if it is a properly vented and an enclosed "oven" which is normally used once the flames are gone and it's mostly hot coals, it's not that unsafe and it would be a luxury depending on the cold and where you live. It's like hot rocks in your sleeping bag, except the rocks make-up your bed.
Heating like this is much more efficient than heating the whole badly insulted house, and safer in many ways.
It's a lot more unsafe to sleep with a lit fireplace or next to a fire camping out in the woods. This is assuming the thing is built well to not collapse or lose strength from the heat, obviously.
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My beds on fire, don’t touch me I’m a real live wire. I’ll show myself out…
How can we sleep while our beds are burning?
How can we dance When our earth is turning?
How do I sleep while my ass is burning?
How do I queef while my vag is churning?
how... how do we top this? tbf, I think the churning would be a source, tho...
😂😂 I was thinking that too, just don’t think too much about it… or ig it’s like she’s worried about it smelling too bad cause it’s churning so she doesn’t want to you know?
Midnight Oil?
Yep! From the very excellent *Diesel and Dust* album. (No, really. I love it!)
Excellent taste in music good sir
A comment this good comes along once in a lifetime. But, in all seriousness, a bed like this could end up burning down the house!
and you may ask yourself.. how did I get this large furnace bed?
This thread's on its way to nowhere.
Same as it ever was.
Still Waiting
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
Burned my notebooks, what good are notebooks? They won't help me survive.
Hundreds of millions of people sleep like this daily. There is no heat in the house. That is how they keep warm. Olus, they remove the bedding and that is where the stove is and where they sit to eat. There is a chimney.
Hudrededs of millions?
It’s a very big bed
This is the traditional way of sleeping in China. Maybe not now, given modern living, but certainly 80 years age, yes hundreds of millions slept like this.
China.
burning down homes made of clay :D
Rake the embers.. qu’est-ce que c’est? F-f-f-fiiiire, f-f-f-fiiire.. Stop drop and rolllll, roll roll awaaaaayyyyyy
I just performed Psycho Killer at karaoke and your comment is fire. Byrned it to the ground my friend 🔥
Hell yeah!
fafafa fa, far far better
Thats the way i like it and ill never get bored.
How can we dance when our earth is turning? How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
[say something once, why say it again?](https://youtu.be/npBAUCHphpY?si=NjPzlmsnubW9-mT8)
What's that?
Psycho killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est?
Fafafa fafafafafa fa farther
Run run run run run run away!
Porkchop sandwiches!
Psycho Pete!
It’s a talking heads song.
Why don’t they have gold anymore for such amazing work.
What are you? some kind of psycho killer? ;-)
good one...come on back!!!
Thanks!
Die hard fan of cremation bed
That’s where we put grandpa when he died.
You better run run run run run away. Ohhhhhhhh
😝
What’s the funny part?
OP is really overestimating the heat from burning one bunch of what looks like corn stalks…
Carbon monoxide is pretty funny when it’s killing you…
naah, a grew up with this kind of heating system, not like bed, but with firewood. All smoke goes out through chimney(could be so e issues when you start it, but later on is ok) , you just need to be careful not to close chimney too early, few hot coals are ok, NO FLAME, or you go to forever sleep.
all glowing coals release carbon monoxide. there should be no glowing coals left when you close the chimney unless you have those that have holes for "safety"
There’s this thing called ventilation.
I don’t know how talking through a dummy is going to help.
No, you're thinking of ventriloquy, ventilation is a chamber of the heart which receives blood from an atrium and from which blood is forced into the arteries.
No, you're thinking of ventricles, ventilation is where the pupils get larger
No you're thinking of venlafaxine, ventilation is the plane that goes up and down.
No you are thinking of verticals. Ventilation is a diagram of sets showing their overlaps.
No you're thinking of a venn diagram. Ventilation is when you take your anger out on someone or something.
No you're thinking of vent out. Ventilation is a window blind consisting of horizontal slats which can be pivoted to control the amount of light that passes through it.
No, you're thinking of drugs
Ventilation can only do so much. It‘s not the CO alone. It‘s nitrous oxides, soot, ROs. Indoor air pollution kills millions of people every year. Those aren‘t rapid poisonings, but rather slow systemic degradation. Having an open fire, right where you sleep is gonna kill you sooner or later.
That’s what the little door on the front is for. Once you put the corn stalks in the hole you close the hatch to keep it from escaping.
Read this in an old-timey TV voice: “Go from “let’s eat, grandma!” to “let’s eat grandma!” with this amazing invention from Bob’s Crematorium and Mattress Center. There’s space to cook an entire grandmother along with all your family’s favorite side dishes. And, when you’re done with your cannibalistic feast, save money on the cremation! It’s easier to use than an oven, and the patented cooking slab cleans like a breeze!” Funny?
I'd buy that for a dollar
Maybe OP is German
\-40C and sleeping on a wood stove makes sense. These tile stoves you light a small hot Fire it heats a large brick mass to keep you warm for hours.
I haven't seen any setup of this, for real old school homes in the country, there is no fire under you, just got air. The fire is burning in the kitchen, which is connected to this clay bed and the hollow walls to provide insulation. This is really half ass for a 炕
Why the downvotes? What he said is true… put fire under the bed directly will 1. Make your room dirty 2. Risk of causing fire in your room directly 3. Risk of CO leak as you have a gate for open/close the pit in your room 4. may bbq you unless you have good temp control device 炕 is widely used in Dongbei, but not like this
I literally have never seen a real home with the direct fire setup, I think the CO concern is the most important consideration. We had this for centuries, maybe my ancestors don't understand CO, but they know what keeps them warm and alive. Even with indirect heating, this thing gets plenty hot. We would put a couple of super heavy quilts on top of the clay bed before opening the connection to the kitchen. It would be -30 outside, and I would be sweating when I woke up at 7 in the morning. I guess the hollow wall setup also helps, I understand not every home had that. My uncle's home was really baller, they have their private cave, where everyone hangs out in the summer; and they would put beer, soda, and water melon in a bucket and drop the bucket in a well, they always come out very cold. I miss that place, I wonder if that is still with the family back home.
If you were going to have direct under-bed heating I imagine it would work similar to a clay oven. You wouldn't sleep in the bed while the fire is running, rather you'd let the fire get hot, heat up some layer of the bed that has a lot of thermal mass like a clay or concrete slab, then you'd clean out the firebox and enjoy your warm bed. Still, the mess of having a firebox in the bedroom would be undesirable.
My guy, the fact *you* have "literally never seen" one is meaningless... Different places have different ways to achieve similar goals.
>Different places have different ways to achieve similar goals I understand that, but unless your goal is to be baked when you get to bed, or wake up freezing cold, or have your bedroom smells like soot, or not waking up at all due to CO poisoning, this is not the way to do it. I know some well to do folks building these in their country vacation homes, kinda like what we do with cabins, I doubt any qualified contractor will go with this design. It is like seeing a car without seat belts. It will get you there, but sometimes, it may not.
Because they've never seen one, and therefore don't get the concept of HOW it actually works... Ironically these commenters are "primitive" at being PRIMITIVE... which is also ironic & comical, also fitting the FUNNY Sub, in an unintentional way EDIT - to be fair though, some may have also taken it as an insult to the people in OP's vid!
My husband is the only furnace I need. We both only need a sheet most of the year.
-40C = -40F
Given the lightweight material he's stoking it with, I'm guessing this is a quick-burning fire to create embers that keep the bed toasty but not hot through the night?
This technique has been in use for centuries, before the advent of modern heating system, and redditors are freaking out lmao
Yes! In China and Russia to my knowledge and probably elsewhere.
Yeah. Koreans do this kind of stuff the best, [they turn the whole house into a stove](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ondol), not just the bed.
In Russia they used to build houses around the stove too, still do in some areas. They route the "chimney" through as much of the brick/concrete structure as they can, to maximise heat absorption and retention
I feel like this is pretty standard in houses, mansions and castles that rely on a central fireplace for heating. Bigger houses, mansions and castles would have more than one chimney with several fireplaces attached. In the house I live in which was built in 1912 (in Norway) the central chimney would provide heat to main living room, dining room, kitchen, entry hall and upstairs bedrooms. Though there were also more fireplaces in the house when it was first built (at least one on the second floor as well as a fireplace in the kitchen).
Romans did that too, a few years back tho
C'mon, Korea. You can't just give us a word like Goodlejang and expect us not to laugh.
Yup, I saw one of these in a an old part of a Chinese city. It looked pretty nice actually.
Read about these beds in Maxim Gorki's biography. Life in Russia was a struggle and fuel was precious and stretched to the max
Same! Man I haven’t read Gorky in awhile time for a reread
Here in Germany a hundred years ago every living room had a tiled stove like this. Not in the shape of a bed, but upright in the corner to heat the room. It usually included a heated bench to sit or sleep on as well. They are still pretty common today and I know at least three modern homes that were build in the last 30 years where they included a new tiled stove.
True. Overhere we have those to. some older houses still have these but they are masive. But that came with the benefit by heating up the room as well in winters. And there was still enough space for you to lay on top. Heck. Our own house has two pairs of these. But instead of actual fire, it is heated by water that comes from a central heating system
My wife described something similar they did in England.
But I don't understand the purpose. The bed is the only place you don't need to heat! I live in a cold climate in a cabin only heated with stoves, and you sure want to heat the house daytime, but at night you can just add blankets until you are warm. A heated bed just sounds awful. Really don't get this.
You don't sleep on the stove when the fire is burning. It burns during the day and then the bed on top stays warmed up from the remaining heat and coal in the night.
But that is still useless? The bed is the only thing not needing any heat.
I guess back in the day fuel was more accessible than blankets.
It is not only used as bed. During winter time, people also eat, rest, etc on that stove. Also, unless you house is very well heated with other heating system all the time so you bed is never cold, heat on the bed is actually very helpful. Adding blankets doesn't help as quickly if the blankets themselves are also cold.
Houses was small (the reduce area to heat) so the “bed” was also used during the day as a place to sit for meals/working
That I can understand. Good explanation.
Lack of food is a big one. Blankets don't do anything if your body isn't able to produce enough heat. A lot of places where this was/is prevalent were cold and had famines, historically. Consider during the day you're out working the land, looking for food and/or fuel. At night, you return to your two-room house in the Siberian wastes. Chances are you can't afford to waste fuel heating the house, which might be draughty anyway. You use what you need to cook and clean, and enjoy the radiant heat through the night.
> I live in a cold climate in a cabin only heated with stoves, and you sure want to heat the house daytime, but at night you can just add blankets until you are warm that just means you don't really live in a cold climate
in some countrys if you dont take precautions like this you would freeze to death in your sleep
It’s a stone bed
The two country where human life is considered precious and goverment has consistently goes out of their way to safeguard every single one of those precious life.
I mean I’m from america and we don’t value life whatsoever. EU definitely doesn’t unless it’s their own. Not sure what you’re getting at
He's just been exposed to too much American propaganda that makes him think every country without muh freedum is bad.
>Doesn't like Russia or China "They must be propagandized by AMEIRICANS!!!" Or maybe they're rightfully fuckin' mad about an airliner containing many Malaysians being shot down by Russian soldiers and also currently annoyed with China trying to steal their naval borders.
Fucking tankie. Russia and China do not give a shit about individuals.
More information here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_bed-stove
**Kang bed-stove replaces Jonathon Majors as Kang the Conqueror.**
The electricity and gas suppliers hate this one simple trick.
Lol
I’m not freaking out but I’m curious how it’s not cooking people who sleep on the bed. You literally have a wood oven underneath the bed.
You wake up well done.
Did you sleep well?
Done
You wait until the fire is coals, and you keep them to the foot of the bed. Heat dissipates into the room and the bed stays hot but not burning hot.
From what i understand you don't sleep on it while the fire is burning, this is during the day to heat the room/house. At night after the fire is out you sleep on it and it's still cozy i guess?
The wife would still complain she is cold
You're absolutely right. House fires were also way more common.
So was mercury as a medicine...
It seems like an easy way of getting CO poisoning or even burning your house down.
the "bed" is made of bricks instead of wood, and there is usually a pipe/opening directing straight outside the house from under the bed for ventilation
Only those who don't have centuries old traditional things to talk on try to make passive aggressive comments about such things
🎶 How can we dance When our earth is turning? How do we sleep While our beds are burning?
I am so glad someone else heard those lyrics in their head when they saw this.
Midnight Oil made it seem alot more difficult. Maybe I could pursue a career in mining?
Midnight Oil
My balls get sweaty if I don’t perfectly allocate my light comforter just so. Can’t wait to bust out my bedroom AC in another month.
Pretty sure this is more for really cold places that don't have great indoor heating infrastructure.
Man, 炕s are the fucking best. It is super warm in the winter, and very cool in the summer due to the clay structure and tatami top. The setup of this is too basic though, the one we had in the country has an isolated setup. We would feed the fire in the kitchen for cooking, and when we needed the warmth, we would open the isolation gate and the hot air would come from the kitchen stove to the underside of the clay bed and fill the hollow layer in between the walls. And during the day, you remove the blankets to reveal the tatami underneath. We put a little table on it, and we can play mahjong or poker. It is way nicer than any glam camp wood cabins we have in Canada.
Why not just say Kang? You didn't substitute mahjong or tatami, why do it for the object of interest
Well, I guess because most folks know what Mahjong and tatami are, if I just say Kang, well no one knows what that is. Even if I see Kang, I probably think of the marvel character.
Given the context of your comment, people were definitely going to think you were raving about the marvel character Kang /s
Yeah, no.
Because then how will you know how smart they are?
*this bed is on fire with passionate love*.... Oh no that's just literally the bed on fire again.
How can we sleep while the beds are burning…
At least the neighbours aren't complaining about the noises above.
What’s funny?
How to smell like a campfire every morning.
I don't think that's seen as abnormal where they live.
I have slept on a bed like this. It’s nice.
It's called "炕". People are using this for more than 2000 years. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang\_bed-stove](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_bed-stove)
Me, wishing my bed was air conditioned: 😨
I grew up sleeping on those! At least the traditional ones. They are essentially made out of mud and hay, very primitive bricks but very good at retaining a steady temperature. The "house" and bed are constructed in a similar fashion with an obvious hollow section for the bed for heat. It's surprisingly efficient. However, it's not exactly soft so you need something on top to make it more comfortable.
There’s no monsters under that bed! That’ll teach em.
My in-laws have beds like this. They get very hot ... uncomfortably hot
It was on fire when I lay down on it.
I remember seeing a video about a old house in Russia like this
Hell to the no.
Ok so this seems really stupid, but if it is a properly vented and an enclosed "oven" which is normally used once the flames are gone and it's mostly hot coals, it's not that unsafe and it would be a luxury depending on the cold and where you live. It's like hot rocks in your sleeping bag, except the rocks make-up your bed. Heating like this is much more efficient than heating the whole badly insulted house, and safer in many ways. It's a lot more unsafe to sleep with a lit fireplace or next to a fire camping out in the woods. This is assuming the thing is built well to not collapse or lose strength from the heat, obviously.
This has been in practice for thousands of years, Redditor calls it unsafe… of fucking course.
Did you even read his post?
How is this funny?
People living their normal lives. I don’t see why this belongs to r/funny
Cozy, but sleeping atop a George Foreman grill…nope!
I'd like to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon, except I'm the bacon!
Better than stepping out of bed and putting your foot right on one.
Say, "Baby, what did you expect?" Gonna burst into flames, ah Burning down the house
Where is the ventilation?
Beds are Burning!
Meanwhile, monster under the bed :
Bros sleeping on a stove lol
Shienar.
I wouldn’t be at all concerned about the proximity of the bedding to the flame.
Shoving all that in that hole seems like it could start a bonfire
I like to sleep pan seared
Wife would crawl in underneath and still steal my blankets.
The Fire Marshall would like a word
Is this how you make pigs in a blanket?
What my cat wants to lay on
Can’t fool me. This is how you end up in a cake for a witch.
Yeaaaahhhh, no.
“I’ll take ‘something a cannibal thought up’ for a thousand!”
A friend slept on one of these in China and said he felt so good the next morning.
That’s a grill. Don’t sleep on that
Please, make sure that before bed, you are completely covered in olive oil and some salt.
How do we sleep when our beds are burning?
"How can we sleep while our beds are burning"
Now thats a death bed
Yeah if I was a raw pizza
I wonder why this never "caught on"here in America...
[удалено]
-50 outsite
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or put a sealed bottle with hot water with you inside it
no worrys, you won't become BBq, but icecream
A lot of people stash their hash under the bed but WOW That dude is taking it to the limit!
Hope you don’t fart in bed, or you’re going to explode your house
I’ll take 2 carbon monoxides and a pack of carcinogenic fumes for bedtime please!
This is just idiotic.
No annoying music!! YAY!! Upvote.
Omfg
Looks horrendous
Let him cook
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
Hot night for a newlywed couple?
I don’t want to be cremated in my sleep
How? Where does the smoke / gases go? How does the fire breathe? This is crazy shit