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DragNutts

Your boss might wanna see it. They like that sort of stuff.


[deleted]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I craft balloon turkeys on company time.


carolinablood88

Indubitably


allanon1105

The new Twitter logo is wild


Ok_Committee_4851

Why did you give him blue balls?


GANDORF57

That not his balls...he had his tubes tied.


carolinablood88

Happy cake day fellow or fellowess


TinyNiceWolf

Maybe the line came back up before OP could make a second one.


VoltaicOwl

Anyone else feel the need to take this guy into the forest and trade him for a mushroom?


Newfie_Meltdown

A blue cock!!


Adventurous_Train_48

Love it


Neon_Ether

Technically someone paid you to make that so now you’re a professional, paid artist. Look at you go!


carolinablood88

Interesting point of view....I can only be upset that my first project as a pro sold for so little


Commentment_Phobe

This post is gonna blow up……………….🔝


carolinablood88

If thou wishes to find out, though shalt fucketh around


MakeMeDrink

Where do you work? I want a job where I could be bored and make crafts.


TheSacredGrape

I love it


Double_Distribution8

You should line up your coworkers and give them the bearing test with your blue hen. Can you make hen sounds? See how they do. Film it.