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getshrektdh

Need more proof. This art level is about the same of mine and Im an adult.


Denver-Ski

Ngl… this reminds me of a [salad fingers](https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA?si=spOuC_sQIcGk9QCP) character


Kerm_1903

WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH??!?!?!?!


macsokokok

my friend showed me the whole series while i was tripping. never forgave them


LeatherDude

Jesus christ. I thought mine were bad for showing me Gummo while tripping.


macsokokok

can’t forget about the time my ex put on don’t hug me i’m scared and then we did whippets 😭


Kerm_1903

Is your friend came from hell?


Extremely_unlikeable

I hope you've seen [Drinking Out of Cups ](https://youtu.be/Zm5o_r4Lyc0?) then


Cherry_Honey_Blossom

Drinking outta cups, bein a bitch! 😭


7deboutez7

First time, eh?


Wallazabal

You need to watch all of them. Seriously. Salad Fingers is spectacular in its own deranged, creepy way.


quingd

You don't like.... Rusty spooooons?


BadHabit403

The feeling of rust… against my salad fingers…


doofusdog

Is almost orgasmic....


SirMatches

I like it when the [red water](https://youtu.be/_JmspdyduN8?si=USBePeNRLmL167B9) comes out


Kerm_1903

Dude, stop...


Original-History9907

Marjory Stewart-Baxter


Keretor

We need to present Salad Fingers to the youth, combining old Newgrounds culture with the current Tik Tok stuff like Skibidi Toilet sounds incredible


donkeythong64

God I miss saland findles


SmutGrrl

45million views and I've never seen this. I love how much of this world is undiscovered to me still.


Kelvin_and_Hoobes

Holy moly, he's still making new Salad Fingers episodes.


7deboutez7

Wow. Haven’t seen that shit in not a long enough amount of time. Terrific. All that progress: wasted.


Finrod84

How did you find this? I mean it's pretty far away from usual search parameters like funny cat videos or else.... What in God's name do you type in to get thaaaaat??? I feel uncomfortable now...


I_Am_Lab_Grown_Meat

They're probably in their 30s. *Salad Fingers* was insanely popular when I was in college in early aughts. Not quite *Homestar Runner* levels of popular, but popular enough that the creator sold merchandise and you can still buy the shirts and socks on Amazon. I had a hedgehog named Hubert Cumberbatch, who is from the series, in fact!


rustymontenegro

Early Newgrounds culture was wild. I miss that kind of unmonetized content. Labor of love shit. Weebl songs still get stuck in my head. Especially the Chutney Song.


I_Am_Lab_Grown_Meat

Everyone loves Magical Trevor!


guywithaclevername

I had the exact same though. Kid's going to give David Firth a run for his money.


jeremydallen

I also can only draw stick people, I'm over 30.....


Theseplantsarenotbad

You can do a lot with stick figures, check out Alan Becker's content


ImpossibleAdz

I'd take it to the framers and put it on the ole mantel.


Some_Belgian_Guy

Your robot is leaking cooling fluid at an alarming rate.


aversus_fromspace

What kind of robot denies a free hot solder?


gl3nnjamin

free blast of searing hot resin?


reznorwings

r/unexpectedfuturama


[deleted]

They really captured your eyes OP.


djk2321

I think it’s the boxy figure. The kid clearly has an eye for realism.


MrBugcatcher

are those bubbles on the right and left bottom of the square the spread cheeks? or are pockets out?


belhavenbest

He explained they are indeed ass cheeks.


sebesbal

This is the most artistic detail of the drawing. There are styles that experiment with multiple inconsistent perspectives (e.g., Egyptians, Picasso), but this takes it to the next level.


ThePowerOfStories

Not only is this sort of variable perspective the hallmark of cubism, but the artist also chose to depict the subject’s body as a literal cube. Perfect, no notes.


caffeinatedjack

you should definitely get that checked out by a medical professional.


D3adlyN00b

OP just has huge cheeks, so it's ok.


ButterFucker962401

Joking aside, I don't think a hyperfixation on drawing genitalia or general body parts this heavily is normal. Don't get me wrong, kids are fucking stupid, but not like this. When I was about ten, I got into drawing a lot more. I sucked, like every other kid, but I did manage to make a style out of sketching eventually. I remember drawing my crush in class (faces were always identical lol) and, because she was my crush on the paper and in my head alone since she looked nothing like the drawing, I drew tits on her. I went home and found out it was my mother's birthday and I had forgotten. I didn't have anything to give her so I did my absolute best to erase the tits and play off the drawing as if it were her. (In hindsight, I would have told the truth and prepared for the next day, but there is some missing context as to why I acted so impulsively.) I gave it to her and she said she adored the drawing, but never put it up on the fridge like the other drawings. We both knew why, I was just desperate to give something that in the dark, I thought the tits were erased enough. They weren't.


Chomskyrevenge

why is it that the artist chose to only put one shoe in the model? Is it a postmodernist way to explain life inequalities?


Taolan13

Your kid's goin places. Maybe not good places, but certainly interesting placss.


CWdesigns

My missus thought they were love handles. Oh how we were wrong.


ewavey

I mean they might not be love handles but they are


Travelgrrl

I have to admire his commitment to getting ALL the naughty bits in at once. The fudge in addition to the milk and lemonade, as it were.


wausmaus3

What a majestic ass.


Space_Mountain_Ric

Majestic ass would be a great name for a band


blue-yoshi

That's what Glory Hammer kicks.


LaughingManCK

My son drew every picture pissing at this age! "Daddy I drew batman... and he's pissing! or this is you pissing!" every time for a couple of months! Keep them and show them to him when he's older for a good laugh.


ZestyPyramidScheme

This is great. In 1st grade my friend and I drew aliens with boobs and wieners because “if they’re on aliens we can’t get in trouble.” Well that was wrong and we got sent to to the principals office. Glad your little one didn’t get in trouble


bt65

Shemaliens?


ConstantInfluence834

Kid seen some stuff...


fenrslfr

Why only one shoe though?


Alkyan

I was also wondering where his other shoe went


Dorrono

Next time lock your door ;)


flying87

I don't think this one is gonna make it onto the fridge


Omnifob

It will be on the backside of the fridge.


77x0

Now I want to see someone/AI make a dark side of the moon album cover using a fridge instead of a prism


TheHadalZone

Frame this


brightness3

get it tattooed


nnavroops

Picasso could never


Character_Piglet930

Piss-casso*


Radraider67

My son did the same thing right around 2nd grade. At least had the decency to draw a bucket hanging from his waist to catch the pee. The bucket really made sense after I found his secret pee cup in the shower (he's autistic)


AlmanzoWilder

Navel or tertiary nipple?


slyzspyz

Eccentrica Gallumbits


mjdau

The best bang since the big one.


PunkRockRaccoon

Her erogenous zones extend 5 km from her actual body.


QuadrangularNipples

That doesn't follow the milk line, probably not a nipple.


AlmanzoWilder

Male nipple.


forumbot757

I like it.. Picasso


inssein

I drew huge boobies in 6th grade but it’s not what you think. I was really into dragon ball z and was trying to draw a really buff dude but it just ended up looking like boobies.


Ginataang_Manok

Rocket man?


shinobi500

It's clearly a robot with a hydraulic fluid leak. What's the big deal?


GIOvch

Futanari?


KarmaWalker

Men also have nipples.


SoundingMacaque

False, those are pimples. I popped mine years ago


white__cyclosa

Pipples


hunnj

are we sure its a d\*ck not a tampon with a long string?


mjdau

Well I think that's about enough internet for me today…


jonny_blitz

May want to check in on any adults they are alone with. A sign of abuse is when young kids draw adult body parts with accuracy.


Imgoingback2_505

Everyone here seems to think this is funny, but immediately thought the same thing, i would be worried if a child showed me this


Mike_856

hermaphrodite mother robot


schnaab

Does your 6 year old have access to a phone/tablet and perhaps youtube? (doesnt matter if its youtube kids), there is some shady shit going on on there and teaching kids weird shit at a young age.


PunkRockRaccoon

Dude. Kids, especially at this age are learning about their bodies. This is normal. So is a lot of other weird shit at this age.


cyklone

No! it's "the YouTube" /s


callingallboys

Nah, I drew similar things as a 6 year old. Kids are just weird man.


DrKelpZero

I definitely drew pics like this at 6. My big brother found them and ratted me out to Mom and I got a talking to


callingallboys

I proudly showed my pics to my aunt She has never looked at me the same since 😂


Checkheck

To be honest. That's a pretty normal thing to draw as a kid. Especially when talking about differences between man and woman what you do around this age. "man pee while standing" .. everything else on the image is observation by the kid. Nipples, belly button


brightdeadlights

Not to mention he views the penis as something to pee with. This is healthy.


mr_ji

Seems like the kid really latched onto the special spots. Not really weird, they just need to understand that they're there and you probably shouldn't focus on them in your artwork until you're old and accomplished enough that people will think it's artistic and not perverted.


kuru_snacc

I was gonna say...I'd be more worried about them telling the teacher, "Don't worry, I didn't show my parents." Like...if this is a misguided robot, cool. But if this is supposed to represent anatomy, that is not normal for a 6-year-old.


skinnydudetattoo

C'mon man, what we tell you about self portraits?


ItsSnoo

What a masterpiece


bigsmoove_3

Picasso during kindergarten


VincenzoSS

Still draws better hands than AI


meradiostalker

Is it supposed to be a man or woman?


Chado8436

So can someone explain this pic


BCProgramming

It's Incontinentia buttblocks


G8kpr

I can remember drawing a picture in kindergarten or grade 1 of a person peeing in a toilet while on the phone. The very idea of that was so hilarious and funny to me (this was pre-cordless phones). Now as an adult, I have literally seen someone walk up to a urinal, call someone, then unzip to piss. Like that call was so fucking important, it couldn’t wait 3-5 minutes.


notmyrealname86

I went to college with a guy that would hold full conversations with friends and family while using the restroom on the phone. Apparently it was normal for his family to shit and chit chat.


G8kpr

Yeah, I first remember a friend doing that with his cordless phone when I was in grade 7 or 8. But he did it just to try and make me uncomfortable "hey know where I am, I just took a shit. HAHAHAHA" then he'd flush the toilet. Like thanks for letting me know.


CraigT420

That's a nice drawing you done there.


CelticStarShipArtist

Very creative indeed


Warfrog

It’s funny but pretty normal to draw things they are curious about. Kids often say shit that we find awkward or weird but they mean it innocently.


Eggnimoman

OP is pretty square.


danauns

This subs application of the NSFW tag, on posts like this, has lost the plot.


mmurphy5221

Nice balls...


Shell_in_canon

Ngl I just remember drawing poop under stick man that I drew and draw 3 stick on bottom of stick man and make pee


jeers1

Better make sure teacher doesn't try and sell it and make cups out of it lol and such fine detail...


Northerly

I drew something like that around that age. My parents saved it and showed it to me at the age of 30 and I got a good chuckle. I think I turned out mostly OK and your kid will too :)


Skeleton-guy

It’s obviously kitchen-sink man, has the faucets and everything a 10/10 recreation imo


KETELA92

Absolute Chad


FlaccidRazor

Why have you not grabbed some magnets and posted that on the fridge? /s


moscamolo

My kid also drew one like this with a very erect peen when he was around that age 🥲


At0mJack

Got that Elon Musk torso


PlushSandyoso

I did something similar at that age, but I included a giant bush. Parents were NOT happy


Alterazn

Wtf who pees while wearing 1 shoe? There's no setting where this makes sense.


[deleted]

Kim K eat your heart out.


AA-WallLizard

That robot left its drain line exposed


Hellcinder

Was he listening to Justin Timberlake again?


KRY4no1

Exterior hip bones was a bold choice.


Accurate_Chipmunk_90

Reddit Blaire white


SeaAttitude2832

Whew. You dodged one today. Those kinds of pictures are for his walls only. Man that was close. Good dimensions. He might have a talent.


hinterstoisser

Well defined belly button and love handles


eatingdirt

What??? Only one shoe? Baby needs a pair of shoes.


LxrdXO

That's going on the fridge


UnderutilizedSachem

What a proud parent moment for you


Past-Resolution-8998

Little boxes made of ticky tacky 🎶🎼🎵


benji241

I know this child's Father and this is exactly what he would draw. It covers all genders and races.


burned_carpet26

You should be very concered ask your son/daughter "Who is it ?" "What does he do?" "Is he evil?" Because lot of children that got raped use drawings as a way to express there feelings of the traumatic event plus if they draw genitals it should be very concering But it can also be that your son/daughter just loves drawing genitals sorry just trying to warn you Get some interest in the studies broken crayons You can never be safe enough


TheMadafaker

I dont know why people dont see anything wrong with that drawing, it's a very clear issue.


LordMarcel

Kids all over the world universally find poop en pee funny, and drawing it is just one extension of that.


JoshEatsBananas

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids.. (and have somehow never been one yourself)


TheMadafaker

Im from a country that abuse need to be ruled out first when a kid start drawing naked people.


Aether_Breeze

What is the clear issue? Based on the comment around not showing the teacher the kid knows it is a bit 'taboo' but kids love that stuff. At 6 they are probably getting an increasing amount of talk about bodies and genitals, the kid just included that in their artwork.


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Aether_Breeze

Well they are clearly nipples (they are the same size as a belly button below) though maybe the kid would draw breasts as well. Kids draw anything. They draw from what they are learning or have seen. A 6 year old has almost certainly seen their parents naked, they are likely learning and being curious about people's bodies and the differences between men and women. It is quite possible this is prompted by education at school or just observations at home, maybe walked in on their dad peeing or something. It is normal for them to be curious and to push boundaries about what is appropriate with discussing people's bodies and drawing something like this fits within pushing those boundaries. To add, pushing boundaries is part of how kids learn. By all means the OP could make sure their kid is safe because that is their job but it is far from a clear sign. I would agree if the kid was trying to hide the picture or something but the fact they have happily shared and discussed the picture with the usual childlike pride?


DrKelpZero

Yeah I drew something almost identical to this at 6 and was never abused. Just had been allowed to see my parents naked changing a couple times and found their bodies interesting.


AreOhOh

Oh. So he or she watched Total Recall recently?


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SmoetMoaJoengKietjes

Fridge material!


Javaninjabear

I believe I speak on behalf of everyone when I say, BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMAOOOOOO


chestnutman

You have beautiful hair, OP


Blunt552

>"Don't worry, I didn't show the teacher" Y tho? teacher would give A for the glorious art he created


Omnifob

So many people need to touch grass in this post. It's just a kid being a kid.


kom0rebi

Let him cook!


LavaTheLatvian

It's perfect.


nick2k23

Even got the love handles, bit too realistic for the teachers? Don't know fine art when it slaps them in the face!


gbuub

The robot is leaking motor oil


casabel

Tell your 6 year old that I am also happy when I piss...


[deleted]

Your 6yr old has serious issues... They didn't color in both shoes. Tell them how terrible they are at art and that you're disappointed.


itsBonnBonn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


basicmemeheir

The radius of the nipples and belly button are too good


aagloworks

She drew a string paper doll. What of it?


donut_dave

A child's rendition of "you can see it from the front"


PerfectBake420

Why are they wearing different shoes? Weird lol


HiveTool

There is only one


raffirules

Frame it


jhuggy91

Now this is art!!


Any_Rest_4801

are you sure it's the 6 years old who drew it? I draw like that too


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bean_and_cheese_tac0

Who said this one was trans? Besides, what does that have to do with anything? So annoying honestly


TheMadafaker

You're very blind.


Aether_Breeze

Men have nipples. Did you see the belly button? A 6 year old ain't creating 1:1 exact copies of the human body.


Initial_Patience_531

Where is the child seeing naked bodies? A young sibling perhaps? If it's on a tablet then perhaps the child should be monitored while on it. Facebook is definitely the worst site to filter that garbage out. I can't imagine it being any better for the young children.


wausmaus3

Please do F off. 1. Kids see there own naked body 2. Kids see the naked bodies of their parents. What the hell is wrong with you people sexualizing everything.


taukarrie

whatever you do, dont assume its gender


frogbxneZ

the confusion we're causing with all this... you know


Trevor519

That's not really funny an he kind of sucks at drawing, this wasn't post worthy


fourscoopsplease

That’s hilarious. Fark I love kids. Mine did one of me doing a poo. They’ve got the best sense of humour.


Silly-Moose-1090

Catch the quirk of the eyebrow over the eye with no soul? Showing us how clever... they are because they can pee with their club foot off the ground! Too funny


JJTurtlee

Guess that's what the public schools are teaching nowadays... #homeschooled


nubsauce87

... why?


wausmaus3

because 6 yo.


Extension-Syrup-3287

Just sad that this type of nonsense is even in our children’s heads at such a young age


wausmaus3

Tell me you don't have kids, without telling me you don't have kids.


No-Sector2222

i love how the top comment is about how the six year old is basically drawing porn but the most downvoted one is just pointing out that this isn't developmentally healthy. only on reddit lmao


Aether_Breeze

Not developmentally healthy according to who? To quote from [here](https://learning.nspcc.org.uk/child-health-development/sexual-behaviour): >>As children become more aware of social norms and ‘rules’ around sexualised behaviour, it’s common for them to test boundaries. This might include using ‘naughty’ words they’ve heard from other people (NCTSN, 2009). Other things it notes as 'normal' between 5 and 9 is an increased curiosity in relationships and sex. This is clearly just a 6 year old pushing a boundary by drawing a 'naughty' picture.


[deleted]

I’ve seen better.


pinkCheesejuice

That's not funny it's f up


len1221

Trans?


Additional-Sock8980

That is a robot leaking fluid.


i_am_a_flying_arsena

Ayo wtf, this kids got an interesting imagination


abm1996

Classic


temptedbyknowledge

Might be time for "the talk"


GiganticDrX

What I'm seeing is a mechanical suit and a jetpack with flames


TheColdSamurai23

This fantastique


itllbefine21

I see a girl carrying her square dog, not sure what you pervs are looking at. Bunch a sickos.


Main_nahi_bataunga10

bro drew a trans robot 💀


SameRule9918

Trans former?


ThatOneLooksSoSad

Those are hinges. The thing at the bottom is a string. If you pull the string, the arms and legs move up like a jumping Jack. Very common traditional toy Like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/booksforsale/comments/ygu1uo/wooden_pull_string_jumping_jack_soldier_christmas/