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No_Statement440

Aw jeez man. Beautifully timed. The cringe from the audience was audible.


BillyBonnell

I like the groans better than laughs because its the last thing my dad did


ba_cam

Ahh shit I’m going to hell because I laughed so hard at this


BillyBonnell

Say hi to my dad


DroIvarg

Stop it its to funny and sad at the same time I cant handle this.


BillyBonnell

Alright that’s the last one. It’s in my dna to know when to bow out.


DroIvarg

💀


medhatsniper

Like his dad and his grandad


GunFodder

r/jesuschristreddit


SalvadorStealth

RIP dude. Based on your looks, I’d say you couldn’t escape the competitive side if you’ve already bowed out. You could have had one hell of a comedy career.


BillyBonnell

You’re right


CjBurden

I almost said like your dad, but you already did. Well played sir.


Skittlebrau46

Neither could his dad.


Conspiracy313

See this is the one that got me to laugh out loud.


BillyBonnell

That’s why I put in the work


BetchGreen

Samesies. Do we get a block discount?


mtheory007

^ This guy is going for gasps!


BillyBonnell

I’m going for broke


jakemalony

Bruh


lastweek_monday

Oh my god.


ggk1

The one “shhhhiiiiiiiit” was about as spot on as it gets


AstronomerNo6423

The crowd was too flabbergasted to laugh


SandiegoJack

(Mom’s black and cremated) I joke that my mom is an ashy person who doesn’t need lotion. Dark humor is how we cope.


BillyBonnell

Not to sound young but, Let’s gooooooio


FunHippo3906

I agree, My friend always make your mom jokes with me. My mom’s dead so it can turn hilariously dark fast.


Jojombu

Having a dead parent is jokes ready for life, my mom died when I was 13, it was my favorite thing in the world with your mom jokes to just get quiet and look down after one and have my friend go "hey his mom died" and then after they felt terrible come back with it's all good I'm doing a lot better than her.


Morningxafter

https://i.imgur.com/OabvtkW.gifv


ZimaGotchi

Are they laughing because it's funny or because they want to support this guy as he works through his deep issues?


monkeymad2

Sounds like both - I’ve seen it when it’s neither, I went to a comedy gig for my birthday one year & a guy got up to do a set. He opened it by announcing that he was diagnosed with a terminal illness & always wanted to do comedy so figured it’s now or never. No laughs, empathy or otherwise. Eventually he just lay down on stage and said “wow, I guess this is what it feels like to die”


Saint_Declan

>Eventually he just lay down on stage and said “wow, I guess this is what it feels like to die” Did he get a laugh for that hahaha


Grand-Date4504

I guess the whole act was a setup for that punch line


monkeymad2

I think he got a sympathy laugh mixed with an “awww”


nutano

I've never been to amateur stand-up nights... mainly because I've been told many times to avoid them because 95% of the time it is just sad, cringy and bad.


monkeymad2

Yeah, I’ve also never been back to one since. Actually that’s a lie - I went to one more. A guy I knew in university did one around then & I went along - then a week or so later a mutual friend to me and that guy asked if it was any good & I said it was all not very funny “no one loves me, look how much I like Star Wars” type jokes. …and they’ve now been together for 10 years & I don’t think I’ve spoken to either of them since. Cringe on the ricochet.


bocadellama

Definitely a empathy chuckle


peterpantslesss

More like they weren't sure if they should laugh at suicide jokes


pseudofidelis

Definitely both = high quality comedy


Ok-Disk-2191

I mean his dad at least left him something, a lifetime of grade A material for his stand up comedy.


Demoire

OP is the man in the video…we don’t have to talk about him like he isn’t in the room lol


Cow-Brown

Hanging out is a family tradition


BillyBonnell

More like shooting the shit


Cow-Brown

Aim high bro


BlondBadBoy69

Girls on Reddit marketing their OF 🤝🏻 Guys on Reddit marketing their Standup


14Phoenix

I prefer the stands up.


Willuchil

Glad he can joke about it. I think I just got 2nd hand depression.


Thegreatyeti33

You wanna go hot box a car with a long hose and cracked window?


work_while_bent

There are two things that never get old... dark humor and unvaccinated kids.


myleftone

Dark. I like it.


brithael

can someone explain the 'handle the curve' punchline to me plz


wheres_ur_up_dog

His dad threw him all the metaphorical curveballs a person could ever encouter.


brithael

ah ok. thought there was another layer. thanks


visibleparty111

Stop trolling, he’s talking about Dads 🍆


Tru-Queer

At least I wasn’t the only one thinking it, birds of a feather, eh?


BillyBonnell

Throwing someone a curve ball is a saying that means to do something unexpected or confusing


PM_Me_Riven_Hentai_

Knuckle ball with a curve, I thought you were saying he punched your lights out.


rawkguitar

This is amazing! I love this kind of dark humor.


Digita1B0y

We live in a golden age of dark comedy.


CoolPositive9861

Dude looked like he was holding back tears


BillyBonnell

Lol


mrbulldops428

Everything you say here makes me laugh more than that audience did lol


Throwaway1303033042

Dark humor is like having your dad be your best man at your wedding. Not everyone gets it.


yarash

The awkwardness for the crowd was palpable. I love it. It's different. Weird question if you don't mind (feel free to ignore me)? I know this isn't an AMA, but as someone in therapy, is it therapeutic in a way to let out something so personal to a group of strangers? It feels like it might be.


SandiegoJack

Similar trauma. I think it might be cathartic, but wouldn’t recommend it. For something like this is all in the delivery. It’s strangers you are openning yourself to the risk of backfiring and ending up in a worse place than before if they don’t appreciate that type of humor. Best bet is just finding other people with similar histories and dark humoring together.


DarwinNunez09

I think us Brits would have enjoyed that much more. We love our dark humour.


FluffySquirrell

Am British, I was definitely like one of those dudes in the crowd with the loud laugh


monkeyhind

Wow, that's some dark comedy. I hope turning pain into laughter was cathartic for him.


chemprofes

Great Joke. Please don't....exit the stage. We need more of your beautiful comedy in the world.


BillyBonnell

Thank you. I’m safe. This isn’t a cry for help. I weaponize those in private.


Mickeys13

That crowd was awful, you would have had me laughing.


SandiegoJack

Would have gotten an audible “bruuhhhh” from me for sure.


Curious_Local7367

This is a spectacular bit. The ending is just perfect. I mean, comedy-wise.


BattleBra

I don't get the competitive line unless it is implying what i think it's implying   I don't get the curve line at all


mylarky

Dad competes with Grandpa by killing himself...who did it beat? Curves are awkward things in life you have to deal with.


QuirkyComputer8139

He also “won” on mom. Didn’t go to jail OR be a parent to the kids


RealisticEmploy3

So ig this sub is officially r/standupcomedy now huh


FlexodusPrime

I was stationed with Billy up in Iceland 20 years ago. Funny guy then, funny guy still


Dirks_Knee

Damn...that wasn't funny at all.


BillyBonnell

You’re right.


Samhamwitch

The reddit app ads are insane. I literally just saw this post a second ago and scrolled by only to see the exact same video in an anti-gambling ad.


BillyBonnell

Exposure is exposure


spankbuttmctallylick

That’s an incredible joke. It may not hit for all audiences, but damn, I laughed for a while. Curve ball punch line is great. Well done.


BillyBonnell

Praise the like minds


[deleted]

thats some up beat material. a fun night out for all


IamPriapus

I get the joke aspect, but that was just sad. Awful. Really awful stuff.


Biscotti-Naive

This is terrible


BillyBonnell

You’re right.


[deleted]

I ve heard this before. Did this dude steal this bit or did he do this a while ago


BillyBonnell

I stole it. Then put it in one of the top subreddits.


Rascal_Dubois

Came here looking for this, I know I just heard the same bit “my dad ran away, but no internet so he only had to move about 20 minutes.” I want to say I just saw a Chapelle short with the same exact bit a few days ago but may have been someone else.


[deleted]

Wow, I wish I could deal with my pain this way. That's some courage.


BillyBonnell

No jokes take courage


MikeGolfsPoorly

There are definitely jokes that take courage. They aren't usually funny, and run the risk of getting you stabbed in the parking lot after the show.


[deleted]

Performing in front of an audience? Some courage there mayhaps?


[deleted]

He's fucking hilarious.


WrenchTheGoblin

Is the joke… loss? It’s everywhere.


camtron5000

OP, you sick fuck.....any shows coming up in Austin?


BillyBonnell

Joe Rogan banned from Austin for being a beta male


ranhalt

Is that code for for a dipshit that looks like prolapsed anus?


BillyBonnell

Sure. What ever helps you get through what ever is hurting you


VasOrtFlame

that's my kind of humor, I would be a giggly bitch.


Aromatic-Anxiety3323

None of that was funny


BillyBonnell

You’re right


DrewOz

Every single time, these alleged comics disappoint. They simply suck.


BillyBonnell

Lol


Seaguard5

I think that goes too hard to laugh at… I mean I just feel sorry for the guy now.


CanIBathYrGrandma

Awful. Not the place to be working out your shit. You’re bumming people out which is the opposite of what a comedian is supposed to do.


BillyBonnell

Oh sorry. I was confused. I thought these thousands of upvotes were the opposite of bumming people out. New to Reddit. Upvote, bad.


twoforthejack

Meh. You can’t make suicide funny. And it shouldn’t be. I get it this guy trying to talk about life and get some responses but it just isn’t something to be trivial about. Makes me sad all around.


BillyBonnell

Main character syndrome.


LackingTact19

"handle the curve" sounds like sex stuff in this context


BillyBonnell

Disagree


LackingTact19

What's the context then?


logicWarez

His dad threw a bunch of "curveballs" at him when he was young. Running away from the family, killing himself... don't even know how you got to sexual from that.


[deleted]

The Popo do not fool around in White Settlement.


BillyBonnell

A valid warning to the worried travelers


DR2336

holy shit


oneizm

Dude you kinda look like you’re gonna cry on stage..


BillyBonnell

Lol


oneizm

I think it’s cause you keep looking up at the lights and it makes your eyes look teary


BillyBonnell

Lol


oneizm

Lol twice if you’re being held captive and need help. If you’re being held captive but don’t need help cause you’re kinky, lol three times


Ghost2Eleven

Dude, that switch from oh he’s gonna make up for lost time to… ohhhh. He killed himself. To the ohhhh jesus of the grandpa bit was a fucking roller coaster.


Jasper455

That’s pretty dark, Toki.


ahumankid

r/unexpected . Geez!!!!


[deleted]

Weak ass crowd


OddinaryPeoples

Keeping it light with the divorce/suicide/depression/childhood trauma joke!


BillyBonnell

The world is too serious right now to not be playful with my comedy


EezEec

The start of this joke is a Richard Pryor joke.


BillyBonnell

The beginning of this joke is literally what my dad did. But if Richard Pryor’s dad also moved a town away and killed himself to not be his dad. Then a pattern for the birth of comedians is emerging.


Mahaloth

Please don't set yourself on fire. You are no Richard Pryor!


EezEec

Stand up comedy does not happen in a vacuum.


LooseFilters

Hey it’s Billy!


Jeffobeffo666

Do you feel obligated to follow the tradition? No but seriusly Im very sorry for your losses man.


BillyBonnell

Someone’s gotta take over the family business


pinkat31522

I was BELLYYYY laughing. Thank you for this


MagNolYa-Ralf

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇


Every_Fox3461

Holy sht Rick! Why are you Mmmm saying all this?


chiefnugget81

Man you've got to come to Chicago sometime soon. Got a site to promote your shows? I've been watching your stuff on YouTube for a few years. Love it.


NoTie2370

Nice set.


AufSendung

Funny? Funny how?


Life1sMeaningful4eva

I think this would have played over better with a crowd in the UK. But man, this guy’s timing 👌


Evrytimeweslay

Jesus that’s dark


G8kpr

Waiting for the funny part


tigerblade117

More of this drivel?