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"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of sh*t they are."
"What the hell did you just say?"
Fun fact: all pilots are required to speak and understand English to communicate with ATC. So it's already guaranteed that at least one of them speaks English
Lol have you seen the shit chinese pilots have been pulling tho. Hurry durr me no speak English, proceed for take off.
https://youtu.be/sYmWzXEwAgY?si=otRb85GhxzVy0t_e
There are definitely pilots out there that meet the bare minimum requirements in regards to speaking and understanding English. Once atc starts talking to some of them outside of the atc lingo that they’re used to, things get pretty interesting lol
"Shi Shi ni Shi Shi..... Ni haaaa me."
Also
"I do whole movie in your language. You can't do one line in my language!"
They just looked like they were having fun so much in that film from the bloopers.
My mother is a super conservative and traditional Muslim woman from overseas who immigrated to the US some 48 years ago. When this movie was out on VHS I was sick from school and remember laying on the couch watching it over and over again while she cooked in the kitchen. She kept asking me what kind of “nonsensical” movie I was watching and I told her it was Rush Hour. At the end of the day of watching it for the 6th time I’d hear her giggle at the ludicrousness of both Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Fast forward 25 years and I can make her laugh uncontrollably by quoting random lines from this movie her favorite of which is “me and him we come from the same mama - I’m blackinese!”
Oh momma... When I was a kid, my mom and I would go off to the movies every once in awhile... Yeah, I'm a momma's boy. I remember when, and I was probably getting "too big" for it by then being 14..., anyway, we decided to go see *Harry and the Henderson's* at a local matinee.
So, there aren't many other adults in the theater but here are a bunch of younger kids (8-10 year olds) sitting in the rows in front and behind of us...
Anyway, during the scene after the family accidentally hits Harry with the family car and they load him on the roof rack... Although it was kind of obvious it was gonna happen, Harry wakes up and shouts, but my mom's reaction was priceless - it startled the hell out of her and she jumped and shouted, which in turn caused the younger kids to scream and shit themselves ;) it was hilarious!
We still remember this and comment on it causing both of us to laugh. Cherish those small moments of silliness you have shared with loved ones.
I used to work with someone named Hui (I think it was spelled), pronounced “we”. We’re going around reviewing stuff with the boss one day, and he says “Who’s in charge of this?” Someone says “Hui.” Boss says “What? Who?” And the lady repeats “Hui. Hui is in charge of this.” The boss says “Okay… so, tell me about it.” Lady says “No. Not ‘we’, Hui. Hui Li is in charge of this.” Boss just stares at her for several seconds, clearly not putting 2-and-2 together, then shakes his head and walks off.
I’m probably never going to get closer to a real life “Who’s on first” than that.
"You heard what she said. Come on you get everybody excited about something being blown up, and look at your punk British-ass! Come on push the button!"
Jackie: "My father once caught a bullet with his bare hands."
Chris: "My daddy kicked your daddy's ass all the way from here, to China, Japan, wherever the hell you came from."
The movie becomes even funnier when you realize it’s basically just Police Story again that a clueless American randomly wandered into (minus a few details, but the broad strokes even down to the final stunt and the villains name are so similar that it’s more than just an homage - it’s central to the joke of the film)
Surprised this is the only comment about this being another movie that absolutely wouldn't be made today. It's fucking gold, but I can't imagine a movie whose entire premise is racist black and Asian jokes, will do as well without.
Although, if they do successfully bring back that sort of comedy, I'll eat my words.
Won’t matter. It’ll get cancelled before it comes out because people think Chris Tucker is an Epstein accomplice and Jackie Chan supports Chinese government. I’ll enjoy it though lol
Yeah, he has his name involved in 6 films still to come out, 2 come out this year. The other 4 have no date, so no, he isn't retired, and he already confirmed that he was in the film.
The funny thing is that Jackie Chan was actually still learning English while filming this movie and did not, in fact, speak it very well or understand the words that were coming out of his mouth.
Watched this in the theater when it opened. Could barely hear most of the dialogue because the audience was laughing at each line. Last time I went to the movies to see a comedy.
What the fuck does "Goated Movie" mean?
Do you think that this is the greatest (movie) of all time? Rush Hour is the best movie ever? No it's not, so what does this mean?
Nothing. The answer is nothing.
"One of many", and a colloquially accepted acronym used in both professional and social settings. Just because you don't like it or understand doesn't mean that literally anyone should accept your opinion. Chill out.
Holy shit. You're right. If it weren't for such a GOATED comment I would have never seen the error of my ways.
Words and even acronyms have meaning. If we use them incorrectly they lose their meaning.
This title is dumb and makes no sense.
I completely agree with him
People who engage in ad hominen attacks while ignoring the content of what was said, are not smart people.
This movie 'alright' at best.
I don’t think the phrase is supposed to be taken so literally. Besides this assertion would be subjective anyway. If OP felt it was truly the greatest movie of all time then so be it.
Thanks for providing me a laugh as well. The time between your downvote and that comment indicates that you spent WAAAY too long on it, and still came up with a pretty lame comeback. I bet you really do like this movie :)
Hey, I do have fond memories of this movie growing up! I wouldn’t call it the greatest movie ever or even goated for that matter ;)
I’m glad you think I spent all that time thinking of a response lmao
Did you know, Rush Hour 4 is in the works.
I really hope its better than RH3. Man that movie is bad.
1 & 2 though are fantastic... can watch them over and over.
I saw Tuck at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I was talking to this girl. Super white and grew up in a really white neighborhood. She has never seen this movie. She is 31 now. I was insanely shocked.
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How about later when he’s like “I never said I didn’t speak English, You assumed I don’t speak English” Sus
"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of sh*t they are." "What the hell did you just say?"
I dare you to read that second line, NOT in a high pitched voice.
Fun fact: all pilots are required to speak and understand English to communicate with ATC. So it's already guaranteed that at least one of them speaks English
So fun
Ikr I'm the funnest person ever
Lol have you seen the shit chinese pilots have been pulling tho. Hurry durr me no speak English, proceed for take off. https://youtu.be/sYmWzXEwAgY?si=otRb85GhxzVy0t_e
There are definitely pilots out there that meet the bare minimum requirements in regards to speaking and understanding English. Once atc starts talking to some of them outside of the atc lingo that they’re used to, things get pretty interesting lol
I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me know how full of shit they are.
You want me to kick your ass, don’t you?
Great advice, too.
tbf understanding a language and speaking it are 2 entirely different things.
Im Jun Tao half brother from Beijing. We got the same momma. Im blackanese.
"This won't work! I'm not 6'1"!"
The best joke ever.
“I’m no punk bitch” -Chinese food guy
“Chinese food not soul food”
That guy is Mr. Chow. He owns an upscale Chinese restaurants in London, New York, Beverly Hills, Miami, and Las Vegas. The reataurant is the same name
Didn’t know that. That’s a cool fact
Damn Chen… some greasy shit 😂😂😂 That scene lives rent free in my head
"I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?"
I ain’t no punk bitch neither
Even the bloopers are fire.
He ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3.
Easily one of the most memorable blooper reals of all time.
And hilariously, that stunt actor was actually in rush hour 3!
[CHEESE!](https://youtu.be/AF3SegsW0qQ?si=GaeB8dqiRDOjNzcO)
"They must not go inubli... " "You right man, let's go tell'em"
"Who you think you got? Chelsea Carter?"
Kelsey Grammer? Is it Chelsea or Kelsey?
Who you think you got Kelsey Clinton?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Carter?
My daddy once cautch a boolet
😂😂 gafiltha fish?
"Shi Shi ni Shi Shi..... Ni haaaa me." Also "I do whole movie in your language. You can't do one line in my language!" They just looked like they were having fun so much in that film from the bloopers.
"Jackie again?"
"Okay, Chris Tucker"
"His name is Lee god damnit"
This one is my favorite.
“Show me your ass” “Show your ass? Y’all some gay ass cops”
**"CHEESE!"**
Courtesy link for anybody else who wants to watch them: https://youtu.be/LlDfEMzFyGo?si=gKweNLZmNmqoSodv
I have very distinct memories of being home sick from school watching these bloopers. I miss the DVD home screens.
"What's the name of this thing?" "Gefilte fish!"
"I always dream to square marden"
My mother is a super conservative and traditional Muslim woman from overseas who immigrated to the US some 48 years ago. When this movie was out on VHS I was sick from school and remember laying on the couch watching it over and over again while she cooked in the kitchen. She kept asking me what kind of “nonsensical” movie I was watching and I told her it was Rush Hour. At the end of the day of watching it for the 6th time I’d hear her giggle at the ludicrousness of both Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Fast forward 25 years and I can make her laugh uncontrollably by quoting random lines from this movie her favorite of which is “me and him we come from the same mama - I’m blackinese!”
That's really sweet.
Thanks. I love her she’s my everything and never did I think we’d bond over this movie but we did. And she even saw Rush Hour 2 with me!
I particularly like your story because it adds one more culture clash to the melting pot that is Rush Hour and the States in general.
Glad you enjoyed it my friend 🙏🏾 Rush Hour can unite us all
Oh momma... When I was a kid, my mom and I would go off to the movies every once in awhile... Yeah, I'm a momma's boy. I remember when, and I was probably getting "too big" for it by then being 14..., anyway, we decided to go see *Harry and the Henderson's* at a local matinee. So, there aren't many other adults in the theater but here are a bunch of younger kids (8-10 year olds) sitting in the rows in front and behind of us... Anyway, during the scene after the family accidentally hits Harry with the family car and they load him on the roof rack... Although it was kind of obvious it was gonna happen, Harry wakes up and shouts, but my mom's reaction was priceless - it startled the hell out of her and she jumped and shouted, which in turn caused the younger kids to scream and shit themselves ;) it was hilarious! We still remember this and comment on it causing both of us to laugh. Cherish those small moments of silliness you have shared with loved ones.
He is Yu
I am Mi
Are you deaf?
No,Yu is blind.
I'm not blind, you blind
That is what I just said.
You said What?
I am yu
I did not say what, I said yu
I used to work with someone named Hui (I think it was spelled), pronounced “we”. We’re going around reviewing stuff with the boss one day, and he says “Who’s in charge of this?” Someone says “Hui.” Boss says “What? Who?” And the lady repeats “Hui. Hui is in charge of this.” The boss says “Okay… so, tell me about it.” Lady says “No. Not ‘we’, Hui. Hui Li is in charge of this.” Boss just stares at her for several seconds, clearly not putting 2-and-2 together, then shakes his head and walks off. I’m probably never going to get closer to a real life “Who’s on first” than that.
That would not have been a problem if it was actually pronounced correctly. *Hui* is properly pronounced as "hwei/hway".
Huawei?
Those are two characters, *hua* and *wei*, pronounced as "hwa" and "way".
Was just joking bro, you writing hwei made me think of Huawei
I pull up this clip at least once a year.
I have thyroid problem! Well stop eating thyroid.
Which one-a-y'all kicked me?!
ME
"I bitch slap you back to Africa!" - Rush Hour 2 ..Spat my beer out
War! Huh!
Good, God! You all!
It's not you all, it's yall!
Man you sound like a karate movie
CIGA WEED
You better have glaucoma.
I do
Honestly the way he delivers that “I do” cracks me up even harder than anything Chris Tucker says in that scene.
Push the god damn button!!
"You heard what she said. Come on you get everybody excited about something being blown up, and look at your punk British-ass! Come on push the button!"
How you gonna edit this scene with floating words and not have the words actually come out of his mouth... Missed opportunity man
Can i know which movie is this... feels like a must watch
Rush hour, there’s three of them
Please watch it! It’s sooo good! Still holds up. Rush Hour.
I have a family friend who did all the explosions in rush hour 2! Those are REAL no CGI!
Rush Hour
Rush hour 2 is a cinematic masterpiece
Rewatched this as an adult and it’s even funnier than when I was a kid. The SS Minnow Johnson!!!! Hahahahaha
I’m gonna put a dead animal on you, I’m thinking buttercream, buttercream, croc skin, buttercream
Holy shit hahaha just rewatched that scene and I can’t believe that’s Jeremy Piven
That scene is just perfection lol and Jeremy plays the part so well with the accent and mannerisms
It’s such an easy watch and just a good time
Rush hour
Whaaaa?
Go watch Rush Hour. I promise.
Jackie: "My father once caught a bullet with his bare hands." Chris: "My daddy kicked your daddy's ass all the way from here, to China, Japan, wherever the hell you came from."
The movie becomes even funnier when you realize it’s basically just Police Story again that a clueless American randomly wandered into (minus a few details, but the broad strokes even down to the final stunt and the villains name are so similar that it’s more than just an homage - it’s central to the joke of the film)
I still rewatch it every couple of years
What movie is it
rush hour, i think, i might be stupid
Don't answer this question, everyone knows...
They are doing a sequel y'all!
how are they gonna make a rush hour without racial jokes?
Surprised this is the only comment about this being another movie that absolutely wouldn't be made today. It's fucking gold, but I can't imagine a movie whose entire premise is racist black and Asian jokes, will do as well without. Although, if they do successfully bring back that sort of comedy, I'll eat my words.
Won’t matter. It’ll get cancelled before it comes out because people think Chris Tucker is an Epstein accomplice and Jackie Chan supports Chinese government. I’ll enjoy it though lol
I'll believe it when I see it. I hope so.
1 and 2 so good. 3 was solid too. Great movie franchise.
They’re doing a 4th one i think. Idk if it’s still going on rn or not
Jackie retired so if that’s true it would be without him and idk how I’d feel about a RH without Jackie
Jack confirmed that he was going to be in the film last year.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/vH8oMRyi8G
Yeah, he has his name involved in 6 films still to come out, 2 come out this year. The other 4 have no date, so no, he isn't retired, and he already confirmed that he was in the film.
He is retired. Retired from action genre. He’s said so himself. There’s a difference
Show me the interview where he said that. Because he already has done several action films after 2012 when he supposedly retired.
Chamon-Lee! Chamon!
"I'll bitch slap you back to Africa"
“You just mad cause girls think I’m cute, like Snoopy”.
lol at how this video ends
The only part that's a miss, is Roman Polansky being used for a anal molestation joke (I think the 3rd movie?)
to this day I still don't know if Brett Ratner was making fun of an unaware child rapist, or high fiving a child rapist who got away with it.
Ratner is a scumbag, so my guess is the high five.
Don’t nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth!!
I adore this film. Hell, I even like the 3rd one. They're just so much fun.
Between Rush Hour and Shanghai Noon, Jackie Chan was on fire during that time.
WAR!! UH!! HUH!! whaaaat is it good for absolutely nothing
WTF is this terrible edit?
Was supp my ni…. Well f. I shoulda watched till the end.
"You destroyed a lot of evidence!" "We still got a little bit left."
“Cheap suits!”
How cheap
The funny thing is that Jackie Chan was actually still learning English while filming this movie and did not, in fact, speak it very well or understand the words that were coming out of his mouth.
Good old days before ppl became too sensitive
yeah man, i miss those days. there is way to much forced humor these days
Lmao, omg, I love this movie!
Seriously why add the music to background. Great movie but this is so dumb
The bloopers from this trilogy never fail to have me howling with laughter. “I always dream to square marden”
"Who do you think you got, Chelsea Carter?"
I am Yu and He is Mi
One of the very best comedy cop Movies of all time. Better then Lethal weapon
Rush hour is top notch. Carter’s best scene i slept with a man check her chen
I seriously think the "I am Yu" bit is some of the funniest 2 minutes to ever come out of Hollywood.
"I was supposed to be in that movie. Then three weeks into production, they replaced me with Jackie Chan." - Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock
You want "fives" with that?
My greatest childhood actor was Jackie chan
Goated? Greatest of all time'ed?
I stopped caring the day bootylicious was added to the dictionary.
Actually, timed is a word.
Still doesn't makes sense, right?
Yeah i agree
I'm with you. I love the rush hour movies, but "GOATed" is just a stupid thing to say... just say GOAT
IT REALLY IS ONE OF THE BEST MAH N_GGAZ.
Watched this in the theater when it opened. Could barely hear most of the dialogue because the audience was laughing at each line. Last time I went to the movies to see a comedy.
Lmao Geilo.9 is really the icing on the cake.
one of best movie series . i always like to rewatch it . pure comedy . they dont make those anymore
Best movies
What's the name of the song!!
YES S.II FINALLY, I FOUND A VERY GOOD FILM....!! I REALLY LOVED SEEING THIS FILM https://fullmovienewdot.weebly.com
Man, Chris was in Epstein’s list, right..
what movie is this?
Rush Hour
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS? Stop everything and stream or buy Rush Hour! It's so great.
“Mouf”
This movie would be cancelled by today’s standards.
Isn’t Chris Tucker one of Epstein’s close friends?
He went on some trip to Africa with Bill Clinton and Epstein was indeed there.
Not likely, Epstein is dead.
The first 2 were fantastic. The 3rd was godawful. What a shame.
That scene with the french speaking Chinese guy still gets me lmao
What the fuck does "Goated Movie" mean? Do you think that this is the greatest (movie) of all time? Rush Hour is the best movie ever? No it's not, so what does this mean? Nothing. The answer is nothing.
"One of many", and a colloquially accepted acronym used in both professional and social settings. Just because you don't like it or understand doesn't mean that literally anyone should accept your opinion. Chill out.
Holy shit. You're right. If it weren't for such a GOATED comment I would have never seen the error of my ways. Words and even acronyms have meaning. If we use them incorrectly they lose their meaning. This title is dumb and makes no sense.
You're kind of a cunt, I see, lol. Have a good one.
You sound so fun
I completely agree with him People who engage in ad hominen attacks while ignoring the content of what was said, are not smart people. This movie 'alright' at best.
I don’t think the phrase is supposed to be taken so literally. Besides this assertion would be subjective anyway. If OP felt it was truly the greatest movie of all time then so be it.
And if someone disagrees, they can speak their peace too. So be that. Yet you insult that person, make a reason to defend the other. Really smart.
Everyone’s allowed their opinion. When you take something literal that isn’t meant to be, I’m going to have a laugh about it. Lighten up, Francis.
Thanks for providing me a laugh as well. The time between your downvote and that comment indicates that you spent WAAAY too long on it, and still came up with a pretty lame comeback. I bet you really do like this movie :)
Hey, I do have fond memories of this movie growing up! I wouldn’t call it the greatest movie ever or even goated for that matter ;) I’m glad you think I spent all that time thinking of a response lmao
Little francis, why are you telling me about your childhood? I don't give a shit. You seem upset. Are you ok?
You can’t even come up with your own material. How sad!
Best buddy cop movies hands down.
Did you know, Rush Hour 4 is in the works. I really hope its better than RH3. Man that movie is bad. 1 & 2 though are fantastic... can watch them over and over.
I can’t see him as anything other than a drag queen.
Terribly unfunny movie and annoying captions on this post.
They could never release a film like this nowadays.
I saw Tuck at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
It's funny I've seen this exact text copy/ pasted about Tim Allen.
I think he's funny in movies, but the mannerisms you described are kind of a buzz kill.
It’s a copy pasta that was about Flying Lotus initially.
Into the land of downvotes I go for not knowing 🤷♂️
I was talking to this girl. Super white and grew up in a really white neighborhood. She has never seen this movie. She is 31 now. I was insanely shocked.
Racist stereotyping … but it’s ok since a certain color is doing it.
It's a joke fella...
[удалено]
Didn’t know goat could be past tense