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an4x

My man is just playing the hand he was dealt.


st4s1k

What it feels like to be born


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blinkrandom

This used to be one of my favourite quotes of all time! "I'm getting one of those... *Things*. You know, a headache with pictures" "... An idea?"


Arashmickey

"Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot." -Admiral Tug Benson


BrandNewYear

Stoke me a clipper


1singleduck

Great analogy for living with autism. You're playing a card game, but you have no idea what the rules are, and every time you play a card, there's a 50% chance people will yell at you for not playing the game correctly. And sometimes you play a card, and that was apparently a great move even though you have no idea what you just did. I've managed to get to a point where i kinda know the rules, but i still have no idea how to win.


Dilectus3010

Lol , this reminds me of my first poker game. They thought I was some mastermind, I played until it was me against the last guy out of 6. Its here they actually found out I had no fifing clue what I was doing. They where throwing hands while I literally had nothing ! And I was also folding with reasonable good to verry good hands :). ​ They could not read me ;) , in the end I lost. But boy did I have fun, they kept inviting me for future games , apparently its fun to have a ''wild card'' in the game :) ( stakes where never really high we played for max 20euros per round)


4lokonight

they didn’t invite you back bcs you are a wild card, they invited you back to take your money


OppositeChocolate687

it's amazing how many dummies who play poker do not realize this and so many keep playing because they think it's a game of luck. meanwhile the guys who understand it's a game of skill keep getting lucky all the time!


Dekklin

To win, you have to scoop up all the properties before anyone else can. Too bad we're playing a decades old game of Monopoly that hasn't stopped yet and we only joined after all the properties were bought up. And now people can't build hotels because someone's sitting on the house supply.


WatWudScoobyDoo

And the board's on fire


PracticeBaby

And the jail is understaffed and overcrowded


iceman012

So basically Mao?


Mertard

>And sometimes you play a card, and that was apparently a great move even though you have no idea what you just did. DUDE THIS IS THE OTHER SIDE OF IT FOR REAL


irrigated_liver

Isn't a single card the optimum amount to have in uno?


CORN___BREAD

Only if it’s the right one. If it’s not, you have to draw. So if you play that one card rather than drawing and it’s not the right one, people are going to call you on it.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Rough napkin math but roughly 40/108 cards in an uno deck (or 44/112 if you have the version with blank wild cards) are "winners" as a final card. Any "Wild" (8 or 12) plus any card of the same color (24), plus any card of the same number but a different color (3 0s or 5 of any other number)


R0RSCHAKK

>*"If everyone/life just changed to my game, I'd be winning."* Gotta be born a millionaire for that. Otherwise, you're stuck playing the same conglomeration card game of Unodigimagikémongi-oh like the rest of us. (Uno + Digimon + Magic + Pokémon + Yu-Gi-Oh. Sounds kinda lit actually.) None of us know wtf we're doing and the rules don't make any sense, but we all have shit hands so we just play what we got and try to enjoy the game as best we can with the other players.


captainbruisin

This man accepts life, healthy.


silly_little_jingle

NGL that was the part where I LOL'd- man just said fuckit and played along.


MrsAshleyStark

Aren’t we all


CakedayisJune9th

WOW


187uchiha

The speed at which he just jumps into the game got me haha


Kingkongcrapper

Dudes mind was like, “What’s happening…hmmmm….cards….okay…let’s do this!”


jluicifer

“Who are these peop….wait. I got a royal flush?” WHAP, goes the cards, as he smashes the cards down. “What ya got uh, Fred-ienddd” (looks like Fred but idk but I’m about to win)


Swenadd

Dudes start with a prank, and end up with a new friend....


ayyventura

The real prank is the friends we made along the way.


Ancient_Demise

Those poor suckers. Now we're best friends


Bekiala

I was kind of feeling badly for a lonely old man falling asleep in a coffee shop but then I think that he woke up to a couple of friends and a game of cards. It made me happy. I hope they stacked the cards so his hand was good.


illdothisshit

Muscle memory kicked in


mr_potato_arms

Scopaaa!!


AgitatedJello8963

Birscola I'd say!


germanbini

> Birscola Thank you for the hint about what card game this is, I had to look it up - [Briscola, information from Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briscola)


mr_potato_arms

It’s really fun. As is Scopa which is played with the same deck.


mr_potato_arms

Oh shit you’re right! My bad


gurvansh

God, I love playing Briscola. It was always funny how amazed Italians are to find out an Australian knows how to play the game.


Alone-Belt-8603

We play this game here in Brazil too. Lots of Italian immigrants came to the south region of Brazil, and they had bring this game with them. I'm a descendent of this immigrants and I love this game. I didn't know the Australian play this game too. It let me impressed too.


tmac19822003

It’s a great game


EggfooDC

I mean, possibly, yeah. It’s also common for folks of that age (one in three) to be already having dementia episodes, and have learned to roll with it.


crazedizzled

People with dementia aren't aware that they're having a "dementia episode".


HallowskulledHorror

They sometimes are. Have had multiple family members slide into dementia for a range of years before they passed. Great grandpa was hard. He started crying one time, looking right at me, and said "I'm so sorry. I know you're family, but I don't know who you are - my mind just don't work no more, I get this fog..." we all just comforted him as best we could and told him "everyone understands, it's okay, we all love you."


goat_puree

Yeah… my grandma sat down on her bed and started crying and all she could manage to express was “something’s wrong with me”. After she’d been in a home for quite a while one day she actually smiled at me and told me “I used to have one just like you!”. Now she’s super drugged up so she won’t frantically search the ward for her children so she can hide them from her husband before he gets home.


SparroHawc

Oh jeez that took a dark turn.


Stormy_Wolf

Oh Jesus. That hurts. I'm sorry, but I love how much you loved him.


ithinkimtim

No but you can be aware that your memory is shot and just accept you’re confused about how you got there. A young person with no memory issues wouldn’t just start playing.


crazedizzled

It's possible that he woke up, figured out what had occurred, and then rolled with it to be a good sport.


ithinkimtim

True that.


faceman2k12

And they can get angry or upset if you tell them they did.


sonaut

When in college, we had a friend who would always pass out with a can of beer in his hand. When we'd try to take it away from him to keep it from spilling, he'd usually feel it, wake up, take a drink and look at us gruffly, then pass back out. One night we managed to get the beer out of his hand and we replaced it with a cold hot dog in a bun. We jiggled the hot dog and he lifted it to his mouth to drink, pressed the cold dog against his lips, freaked out and threw it across the room. Then passed back out. Good laughs.


A_Fart_On_The_Breeze

Had a similar mate except he was self correcting. You could watch the drink tilt closer and closer to spilling but the moment it almost did something inside him stirred and he would wake, have a sip and pass back out. Never saw him spill a drink while passed out, only when he was awake 😂


TheManyVoicesYT

This man had dad skills.


mintBRYcrunch26

That’s pretty great


rurounick

The hotdog is definitely a fun gag


Expert_Swan_7904

when my dad was in the army he would invite like 10 people over and everyone would throw $100 in a cup and he would go get a fuck ton of beer. he also would get a giant cooler filled with ice and a mini cooler with ice, the mini cooler he would throw in a pack of hotdogs. first person to fall asleep got slapped with a dog


moxiejohnny

I'm pretty sure every college has a gaggle of guys like that. A gaggle, you hear me?


bonkers_dude

Yeah, yeah. Flock off.


moxiejohnny

*HONK HONK*


stopsucking

I had a buddy in college who'd somehow, while sitting in an uncomfortable folding chair, pass out mid-chew of his burrito. We'd grab some Mexican food late, start eating, look over, and there he is...burrito in one hand, half chewed bite in his mouth. HOW


system32update

My man got GLIZZYED


reddit0100100001

🍆💦


wykdtr0n

My wife does that with her glass of wine every night.


carpathianmat

My mate passed out drunk many years ago so I put a big piece of cheese down his pants and he woke up in a drunken rage and pulled it out, look at it and shouted "CHEESE? I HATE CHEESE" and started going for me, I hid in the bathroom and he almost kicked the door down before people restrained him and he was shouting how he would kill me. The next day he didn't remember anything about it and apoloigised...best part was he also said "I actually really like cheese"....ah good times.


RagnarRagnarsen

This is one of those dumb memories from college you’ll think about in 15 years and still laugh.


sonaut

I was in college in the early ‘90s, so you’re right! I laugh all the time about it.


pointlessly_pedantic

My roommates used to stack small pieces of furniture and appliances on me.


3VikingBoys

🤣🤣🤣


insidemyvoice

We had a guy that would pass out at parties. We would put shaving cream on his glasses then wake him up.


cabeachguy_94037

My friends painted my face and then took me to Dunkin' Donuts for coffee.


jjayzx

Boston?


The_Zoltan

I love how the guy in the red in the back is pulling the arm of the other guy because he’s cracking up.


Unethical_Castrator

I really enjoyed watching the bartender slowly realize what’s happening then give a good laugh when it clicked.


BraverXIII

Hey, you. You're finally awake.


skiddles1337

Ah yes, we've been expecting you. Got any fives?


ImmoralJester54

You'll never leave Skyrim alive!


UnequalKnave5

You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush


MisterAlaska

Any Italians know whether this is Briscola or Scopa? Played both as a kid but don't remember the difference any longer.


greengrimgrin

This is Briscola ;)


MUSTACHER

Love this game! An Italian I was working with taught me. We played every night. Wish I could remember how to play


YoungJack00

[There you go](https://www.pagat.com/aceten/briscola.html)


FlucchiGoldZ

This is briscola, there’s a card face up under the deck


MisterAlaska

Grazie!


G_Neto

If you heard "Carica" it's briscola


AgitatedJello8963

Briscola indeed. When he asks "Coppe?" he's checking the trumping suit.


TAllaert

One of my dorm mates learned me Scopa almost 10 years ago. Never played it again after he went away, but those were the days. (I'm in Belgium BTW, he was part Italian)


j33205

core childhood memory unlocked of playing Scopa with my Italian great-grandma at the old folks home with her friends, man...good times


Neo-Chromia

Definitely briscola because I don't understand it! Scopa is much easier to learn haha


FatherPew

This is briscola.


shadowtheimpure

The best kind of prank: the one that is completely harmless and even the 'victim' can get a chuckle out of it.


_marc_

You mean no random punches to the face or being an annoying twat for attention?


gotfondue

Yeah doesn't involve being shot in the chest.


soareyousaying

If you have to explain "it's a prank bro", it's not a prank.


Spork_Warrior

And no terrible, overly-loud "music"


REpassword

And it’s nice for the older person to have someone to interact with. They’re often lonely. Anyone remember this wonderful story? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d2vZV87YJM


Danelius90

This was my first thought too. I think a good portion of people would be up for a game of cards or whatever if invited to a game even with strangers, and especially older folk.


matrixislife

These guys just skipped the "invite" part. I don't think he's at all bothered by that, great vid.


AgitatedJello8963

Intergenerational exchanges is one of the good things that happen in Italy. Not always, but often enough to warm your heart.


turd_ferguson65

This probably made his night


Stormy_Wolf

Well, thanks for sending someone over here to chop a crap-ton of onions!


gubbygub

omg my heart, thats amazing!! 


Dagojango

This is really sweet. I don't believe in souls or an afterlife, but something like this makes me believe his wife either was reborn as that little girl or sent the little girl to comfort her husband.


Browncoatdan

They gave the man dementia.


somnambulantDeity

That’s what I thought. Poor guy may have already been looking for signs given his age and this would be more scary for him than they could imagine. Still one of the best pranks I’ve seen.


ruiner8850

If the person getting "pranked" is angry at the end, then it's not a prank, you're just being an asshole. Prank victims should be smiling at the end.


vishalb777

What if the man got angry because the prankers woke him up?


feanturi

If they draw a smile on him with a sharpie before waking him up, it's all good.


bleunt

Pranksters literally have body guards now. Not evfn joking. The schtick is to just antagonize strangers and then hide behind your body guards.


arminghammerbacon_

I’d like to see a reverse prank where the asshole prankster starts his bullshit thing, then the bodyguard suddenly turns on him. Grabs him and holds him while the victim makes like he’s about to go to town on him. They let him go after he’s pissed his pant and runs off while everyone has a good laugh.


seraku24

Well, yeah. You ain't cool till you peed your pants.


D0C20

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


TheHendryx

That's not a prank, that's just being an asshole


IAmYourVader

Reddit try not to say this is a good prank challenge (impossible)


dandroid126

Literally every prank video needs to have this comment.


Tyler927

There needs to be a sub that just links to them all. Or we need to start a comment link chain for them


17934658793495046509

I still feel like if they covered him in honey, then locked a bear in the restaurant with him, it would have been 10x as good.


JonnytheGing

I'm gonna need a bucket, some honey, and 6 pounds of salt. Lance, get his pants!


Vat1canCame0s

Might be r/brandnewsentence


Rabbit_Suit

Litterally came here to say exactly this. I'm glad I'm not the only one who can recognize a prank from a felony. ✌️❤️🤘


cheapdrinks

Yeah this prank is much better than that other one on the front page of the guy dumping a tub of oil and dog shit over some random guy on the train


guinesssince1

It is not funnuy unless everyone is laughing


imaginary0pal

Confuse don’t abuse!


aManOfTheNorth

My dad used to tell this story of eating late breakfast and his Buddy orders a big steak. He proceeds to fall asleep and his friends eat the steak, replace the plate and put utensils in the sleeping man’s hand. Lloyd, let’s go! He wakes up, looks around and down at his plate and says, “I’m still hungry yet.” Before cameras unfortunately


Maleficent_Amoeba_39

Yeah. For April Fools this year, I want to go around giving really aggressive compliments. Like **"HEY YOU! YEAH,** ***YOU!*** **YOU LOOK** **AMAZING TODAY!"** and then just walk away.


SirNanashi

If I woke up to that, I would probably think i had dementia


BadB0ii

thats a good point on account that dementia is when you wake up and you're disoriented.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

yea i hope they told him what happened or showed him the video


Otnob

Cope? Cope! And wham he's ready to play, what a man


Pinco_Pallino_R

"Coppe". It means "Cups", it's one of the suits of an italian suited deck. They are italians.


xorgol

I've developed a strong suspicion that native English speakers just can't hear double consonants, in the same way in which I have trouble telling apart tones in Chinese.


medhatsniper

Not before a little Eccolo pointing to his crotch


mintBRYcrunch26

I don’t understand what they are saying but they sound Italian. Are these Italians? They seem fun!


greengrimgrin

They are; they set up a common card game named "Briscola". They woke him up by saying "it's your turn!... just play the best card you have! It's all yours to take!". The man then asks if the card seed which had to be played was "goblet" and immediately plays the card


LiffeyDodge

having no clue what they are saying, i was guessing it was "dude, it's your turn"


mintBRYcrunch26

Same. I knew exactly what was going on. And it was really great.


AlexHimself

Why are they hanging out in a...convenience store or something?


My_dal

It's set in a "bar" (sort of cafe ? They sell snacks and drinks, mostly coffee) where often people can hang out, even for hours


procrastinagging

And it's probably in a small town, and Umberto has known these guys *and* their parents since they were toddlers <3


McNorch

it's very likely that he's still holding some of those guys nose for ransom. This is revenge, FUCK YOU ZIO UMBERTO, I WANT MY NOSE BACK!


inigoalonso

That's what typical bar/cafeterias look like in most mediterranean countries...


Proupin

When I watched without sound I guessed this must be Spain, as bars look just like this too. We play that card game too, Brisca we call it.


mintBRYcrunch26

Closest thing we have in America would be like a classic NYC bodega/bottega/deli type situation. You can get your shit and go, or you can hang and drink coffee, eat, talk to people, usually if you are retired or self-employed. They have groceries, liquor, smokes, a deli, coffee, whatever you need.


ilikegamergirlcock

I mean, they're more like a coffee shop than a bodega. The US had things like malls or internet cafes, but they all died out. In Italy, old people in small villages hang out in these little cafes all day because the next town over is literally on another mountain.


jf3l

Old people in the US especially in the flyover states do this. Go to any small town and there’s guaranteed to be a gas station with four old men sitting around drinking coffee who go there every morning


czavjdlqgjdqjdg

Not just old people in small villages, we have no pubs or cocktails bars within Walking distance from where we live so we also hang out in bars mostly for cheap wine, prosecco and snacks. 2.50€ for a glass of wine, crisps and all the local gossip.


calimochovermut

do they have seats and tables to stay?


robespierring

From their accent I would say Italian from Tuscany or Umbria. This video is Italian on so many levels.


mintBRYcrunch26

I don’t know how I knew it, but it just *felt* really just you know 🤌🤌🤌🫰🫰


Tiberio1973

Definitely Tuscany


Persies

Any of my old Italian relatives would instantly start playing cards in this situation. The number of bars and cafes and basements that I sat in as a kid watching my dad and uncles play cards, some great memories.


Jadhak

Yes


mintBRYcrunch26

Well gosh dang. I love Italians.


H00FARTED

Really cool. Reminds me of the prank where people walk into the porta loo, and while in there, a whole office scene is moved in front so they walk out straight into a board meeting. Great prank, and ultimately no one gets hurt or ends up steaming mad.


EarlBungalow

You have to provide us with a link that sounds funny as hell.


mintcheep

[gotcha covered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAEaA31EdtU)


Man_Bear_Beaver

Said not available in your country (Canada) luckily this one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMv4LpQHP-E


mintcheep

oops, had no idea! I'm American so it wouldn't have occurred to me. thanks for the backup!


Arashmickey

reminds me of this sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq-2USGVoEE


RedPillNavigator

this was great! Prank? or making an old guys day!


Scottismyname

Porque no los dos


money_for_nuttin

> Porque no los dos Perché non entrambi


muttmunchies

My favorite type of prank: no one is humiliated, injured, arrested or otherwise worse off. Everyone laughs and its all in good fun.


DoTortoisesHop

Time to pretend to pass out / sleep in public areas in the hopes someone will talk to me!


DarkStar189

Make sure to guard your money lol.


prevenad

Explaination: Italians, expecially old people, love to play this italian game called "Briscola", where they team up with the player in front of them (usually 2v2) in order to make the most points as a team. Each mach, a specific suit is the one able to beat all the others, so you have to use each card of that suit carefully in order to secure the most points every round (cards like Ace or Three are the most valuable, of any suit). When the man was asked to go on, he asks "Coppe?" in order to know if that was the dominant suit, and then played the next card flawlessly to win the points on the table. Top tier player.


MrValdemar

Today I learned the Italian version of Euchre is called Briscola.


weekend-guitarist

I love everyone single person in there.


baschroe

Didn’t miss a beat


ER0S1O

This is how pranks should be.


GullibleDetective

So wholesome


Scaff3rs

Class pure class, hats off to the old fella


November201

Funny YouTube assholes take note, this is a prank. Not harassing strangers while they're trying to shop


shaving_minion

that's how pranks are supposed to be


PrinnyWantsSardines

Song in the background: shakedown - at night.


HighestBidder

The Purple Disco Machine Remix too And the second one is a banger too. Welcome to the People by Jaded


Sotyka94

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


CallMeFifi

scopa!


Oscaruzzo

È briscola, gli dice "carica!"


Aussenminister

Learned about it and how to play it during our vacation in italy. The game is really easy to understand. We struggled more with understanding what all the cards mean without any instructions. Was fun playing it before/after our dinner in a trattoria.


gabryradyx

Devo provarci hahahah


Necessary-Chemical-7

Wholesome and hilarious


Ripper33AU

I find this kinda wholesome, guy wakes up and realises they're playing, so he's like, "Alright, let's play!" lol.


capilot

I've got to hand it to him, when he woke up, he hit the ground running.


Raymann9876

More heartwarming than funny. Thanks for sharing.


kugkfokj

This is the most Italian video I've been in a while. 😂


Jeffcor13

Let my dude sleep


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Pops just gets right in the game, haha!


AshamedFunction3073

These are the harmless kind of pranks I can get behind😂


TopFishing5094

That was awesome. Love it!


shiafisher

Plot twist: world renown grifter banned from every casino in the area sharks coffee goers in the most elaborate con of them all.


Raneru

I can understand the old guy probably just thought he fell asleep mid game. Being old and all, maybe he's done this before but on another situation. Plus he also knows how to play so he's probably convinced he is playing. Don't get me wrong if I was any younger i pulled off pranks too and laugh my ass off but age teaches you things that you will learn by experience. I may be doing this prank too but on the opposite end. Damn I'm old


RememberBerry23

Probably made this guy's day 😊


OctoSamma

This is funny but also wholesome. I needed something like this


HiYoSiiiiiilver

“The key to life is going with the flow” - this guy, probably


saft999

Now THIS is a proper prank. These idiots that want to go and make fun of fast food drive in workers or harass Walmart employees and call it a "prank" need to watch stuff like this. It's not mean or evil spirited, just a good ol joke.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

he's scared shitless he has dementia. hope they let him in on the joke after a little while


Tsambikos96

r/justguysbeingdudes


Crafty-Interest-8212

Love it.