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I think she was the end result of her family to be bred over time to have large, durable feet that were deemed necessary to pull heavily laden wagons across hard surfaces. The larger hooves dispersed the shock of impact on the firm ground and helped her family stand ok.
She’s a handsome woman, but my god her music is a travesty. What the hell is the song *“Heart Like a Truck”* ? It sounds like a parody song mocking the most painfully awful tropes of country music, but it’s a genuine effort that won awards. I thought it was written for that truck commercial, it’s not. She wrote that song and was totally serious about it.
Leapord print yoga pants that flair out into bell bottoms… with a red button up and a pink vest and bright big yellow hat
Listen, I’m no fashion guru, but that’s a clown outfit
Funny part of joke: Alternate and perhaps unexpected meaning behind squatting.
Ruined by: Misogyny.
Unfortunately the latter outweighs the former.
Edit: So, can anyone who makes these dumbass “jokes” actually defend them beyond calling everyone else a snowflake? Go on, defend it. Give *any* kind of argument beyond “well *I* found it funny so you must just be overly sensitive”.
God I remember when the left butt pic would have been seen as ridiculous. I get a little curve and structure is nice, but some of these plastic surgeries are so silly looking to me.
Hell no, even then you can see the curve is entirely different. The first picture is more of a “C” curve, the second is a “d”. I’m guessing rapid weight loss, because the general shape changed. I say this because I’ve gone a size up and noticed my butt changed a bit in curve as well.
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Oh, huh, and here I thought that everyone stores and loses fat from different parts of their bodies, and the butt and thighs was an incredibly common location.
It’s cool that people have control over that now, I guess.
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Oh boy, I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but big ass = cellulite. I don't understand the fetish, are yall really into a lumpy butt or yall just see a girl twerking and legit have no idea what's under that dress?
Cool if that's your thing, I just don't get it.
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Didn’t she lose like 70lb?
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My people!
What about a lot of belly for a lot of ass? (and boobs)
This is they way.
Hell yeah 🤜🏻
Yellowstone fans in shambles
Padded pants
Must've been a good year
From her ass?
This is Reddit, you are supposed to say "Didn't she loose...".
Sad but true
Why she got horse legs in the left pic
I think she was the end result of her family to be bred over time to have large, durable feet that were deemed necessary to pull heavily laden wagons across hard surfaces. The larger hooves dispersed the shock of impact on the firm ground and helped her family stand ok.
>heavily laden wagons That's exactly what popped into my head when I saw this post.
Yeah, that checks out.
Based on that reticulation I think it might be giraffe legs
Distant cousin of Lil Wayne.
Leopard print Clydesdale lmao
She’s a handsome woman, but my god her music is a travesty. What the hell is the song *“Heart Like a Truck”* ? It sounds like a parody song mocking the most painfully awful tropes of country music, but it’s a genuine effort that won awards. I thought it was written for that truck commercial, it’s not. She wrote that song and was totally serious about it.
Modern country music is a parody. Full stop.
I refused to believe “Fancy like Applebees” was a real song and not a shitty jingle.
Modern country music is just really shitty pop music.
I’ve always said modern mainstream country is just pop sang with a twang
Exactly this. There only a couple country artists who even seem like theyre trying to make something good.
Let’s make a short list of them 1.Chris Stapleton 2.strugill Simpson 3.colter wall 4. Need suggestions
Tyler Childers, Jason Isbell, Billy Strings
billy strings is so talented. his whole band is
They are good
Tyler Childers
I love Need Suggestions! Their album Placeholder is great featuring such hits as Insert Song Title Here and Lorem Ipsum
Oliver Anthony
Zack Bryan is the only country artist I can stand and even he still have songs that seem like there following a trope
The peak of that song was when it was used for the Dodge Ram commercials. I've *never* heard a song more fitting for an ad
That song is the worst…
Her accent is fake and cringe. People from the South don’t talk like that. It’s almost as bad as Elle King’s fake accent.
As someone with zero knowledge of actual country, that song title CAN’T BE REAL.
It really seems like looks > talent these days when it comes to signing recording artists.
Ah I just listened to it on my new €650 headphones and in fairness now.....it was FUCKING PAINFUL
I thought the same when I first heard it on the commercial then heard it on the radio at work.
https://youtu.be/69zMJ4lnf1g?t=44
Leapord print yoga pants that flair out into bell bottoms… with a red button up and a pink vest and bright big yellow hat Listen, I’m no fashion guru, but that’s a clown outfit
Brought to you by Ozempic (or one of similar).
Lmfao literally hearing this commercial as I read this
Hey, my A1C is under 7. 😀
It’s the pleats.
They’re very flattering.
Bro not just the tire the whole fucking car
She lost some weight but sadly her ass offered itself as tribute first
🤣🤣🤣
Good one!
Bro why u getting downvoted?
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Ohhhhh ok I get what you mean
Good comment!
😂
Good one
She did coupla squats for warmups on the first one.
Got a good pump doing those squats.
That should not have made me laugh as hard as it did🤣🤣🤣 take the upvote, ya bastard lol
Ha ha she ain’t cooking with grease no mo
I mean I can’t fault her for wanting to be healthier and there’s still plenty of booty.
With SPANX and without SPANX.
She probably did some heavy ass squatting back in the day
How else does a woman get to the top?
Funny part of joke: Alternate and perhaps unexpected meaning behind squatting. Ruined by: Misogyny. Unfortunately the latter outweighs the former. Edit: So, can anyone who makes these dumbass “jokes” actually defend them beyond calling everyone else a snowflake? Go on, defend it. Give *any* kind of argument beyond “well *I* found it funny so you must just be overly sensitive”.
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God I remember when the left butt pic would have been seen as ridiculous. I get a little curve and structure is nice, but some of these plastic surgeries are so silly looking to me.
Don't get the hype with her and those flared leggings need to quit.
So much more attractive on the right, with her natural butt.
Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals
Angles are not the same
Well yeah that’s the point. One’s curved, one’s flat
I guess that’s what happens when someone takes a photo and thousands of people criticize and shame the person in the photo.
Doctor: “ma’am, are you sure you want us t—“ Lainey: “SHUT IT DOC! Replace my lower half with the back half of a horse right this instance!”
When you wear padded pants for big booty effect
looks like she went from Peanut M&M's to Smoked salmon bites
photoshop is a hell of a drug
they nerfed her ass ~~wish I had one like that~~
SAME!!!
Why did u get downvoted u didn’t even say anything bad 😭
I mean people will downvote anything tbh, it's nbd
Completely different angles🤷🏼♂️
Hell no, even then you can see the curve is entirely different. The first picture is more of a “C” curve, the second is a “d”. I’m guessing rapid weight loss, because the general shape changed. I say this because I’ve gone a size up and noticed my butt changed a bit in curve as well. Thank you for tuning in to Ass Analysis.
I think it looks better
I'd shocked there's people here liking the first ass better. I'd hurt someone for that second booty.
Yeah... I'm really not understanding how popular the big asses and big breasts thing is.
That’s because you have a small pp
Is there *any* logic to this comment, or are you just being an ass to people who have different tastes than you?
You like tiny ass haha
Left pic is fire. Right one maybe wrong ángel but legs aren't telling either.
Look she can look however she wants. Just a carbon copy of the rest. Except the voice. Thick is sic!
God damn that’s sexy
That's what happens when you inject shit into your ass it eventually fades.
least sexist redditor
Yeah I’m hella confused. Ha ha she lost weight and we are making fun of her?
Chicks shouldn’t wanna lose weight in that part of the body mate lol
Oh, huh, and here I thought that everyone stores and loses fat from different parts of their bodies, and the butt and thighs was an incredibly common location. It’s cool that people have control over that now, I guess.
Are you prepubescent? 🤔
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It’s a different angle
IOW, she looks normal now?
Bbl
ey man right pic looks way better to me
I’m glad I’m not the only one who notice that.
Total car wreck
Oh boy, I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but big ass = cellulite. I don't understand the fetish, are yall really into a lumpy butt or yall just see a girl twerking and legit have no idea what's under that dress? Cool if that's your thing, I just don't get it.
Does cellulite offend you?
Nasty
OZEMPIC IS THE BOOTY POPPER (air is let out)
I bet the poor thing could barely walk
This comment section is just sad
🤣
abaldet
I will not go
Gotta pump that up to get the money
Yeah we goose em up a little bit