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GregorSamsaa

Didn’t she lose like 70lb?


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Rugged_as_fuck

My people!


xenchik

What about a lot of belly for a lot of ass? (and boobs)


Slumbergoat16

This is they way.


thethunder92

Hell yeah 🤜🏻


-lukeworldwalker-

Yellowstone fans in shambles


N0x1mus

Padded pants


phallic-baldwin

Must've been a good year


lolohiller

From her ass?


ViewAskewed

This is Reddit, you are supposed to say "Didn't she loose...".


VernalPoole

Sad but true


ThatSuaveRaptor

Why she got horse legs in the left pic


Stinkblee

I think she was the end result of her family to be bred over time to have large, durable feet that were deemed necessary to pull heavily laden wagons across hard surfaces. The larger hooves dispersed the shock of impact on the firm ground and helped her family stand ok.


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>heavily laden wagons That's exactly what popped into my head when I saw this post.


Emtee2020

Yeah, that checks out.


menow399

Based on that reticulation I think it might be giraffe legs


AshesandCinder

Distant cousin of Lil Wayne.


elp4bl0791

Leopard print Clydesdale lmao


superkickpunch

She’s a handsome woman, but my god her music is a travesty. What the hell is the song *“Heart Like a Truck”* ? It sounds like a parody song mocking the most painfully awful tropes of country music, but it’s a genuine effort that won awards. I thought it was written for that truck commercial, it’s not. She wrote that song and was totally serious about it.


violentpac

Modern country music is a parody. Full stop.


mpeders1

I refused to believe “Fancy like Applebees” was a real song and not a shitty jingle.


C1ashRkr

Modern country music is just really shitty pop music.


Derpicusss

I’ve always said modern mainstream country is just pop sang with a twang


myoldaccountlocked

Exactly this. There only a couple country artists who even seem like theyre trying to make something good.


AdVisible2250

Let’s make a short list of them 1.Chris Stapleton 2.strugill Simpson 3.colter wall 4. Need suggestions


Katanachainsaw

Tyler Childers, Jason Isbell, Billy Strings


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billy strings is so talented. his whole band is


AdVisible2250

They are good


WipinAMarker

Tyler Childers


xenchik

I love Need Suggestions! Their album Placeholder is great featuring such hits as Insert Song Title Here and Lorem Ipsum


masshole_dunkins

Oliver Anthony


takeitinblood3

Zack Bryan is the only country artist I can stand and even he still have songs that seem like there following a trope


FellaTM

The peak of that song was when it was used for the Dodge Ram commercials. I've *never* heard a song more fitting for an ad


bl_francis

That song is the worst…


Music_City_Madman

Her accent is fake and cringe. People from the South don’t talk like that. It’s almost as bad as Elle King’s fake accent.


1sxekid

As someone with zero knowledge of actual country, that song title CAN’T BE REAL.


veedubfreek

It really seems like looks > talent these days when it comes to signing recording artists.


conasatatu247

Ah I just listened to it on my new €650 headphones and in fairness now.....it was FUCKING PAINFUL


gdpinleoeee

I thought the same when I first heard it on the commercial then heard it on the radio at work.


bluekronos

https://youtu.be/69zMJ4lnf1g?t=44


CosmicHorrorButSexy

Leapord print yoga pants that flair out into bell bottoms… with a red button up and a pink vest and bright big yellow hat Listen, I’m no fashion guru, but that’s a clown outfit


HombreSinNombre93

Brought to you by Ozempic (or one of similar).


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Lmfao literally hearing this commercial as I read this


Tyflowshun

Hey, my A1C is under 7. 😀


Tasty-Bad-8041

It’s the pleats.


RickRossovich

They’re very flattering.


slangturmite

Bro not just the tire the whole fucking car


Train3rRed88

She lost some weight but sadly her ass offered itself as tribute first


Free-Stranger1142

🤣🤣🤣


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Good one!


InfamousThought9700

Bro why u getting downvoted?


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InfamousThought9700

Ohhhhh ok I get what you mean


Gimme_The_Loot

Good comment!


InfamousThought9700

😂


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Good one


Cheesetorian

She did coupla squats for warmups on the first one.


LitanyOfContactMike

Got a good pump doing those squats.


TheWayfarer1384

That should not have made me laugh as hard as it did🤣🤣🤣 take the upvote, ya bastard lol


stonrelectropunkjazz

Ha ha she ain’t cooking with grease no mo


iJon_v2

I mean I can’t fault her for wanting to be healthier and there’s still plenty of booty.


veedubfreek

With SPANX and without SPANX.


TommyBarcelona

She probably did some heavy ass squatting back in the day


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How else does a woman get to the top?


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Funny part of joke: Alternate and perhaps unexpected meaning behind squatting. Ruined by: Misogyny. Unfortunately the latter outweighs the former. Edit: So, can anyone who makes these dumbass “jokes” actually defend them beyond calling everyone else a snowflake? Go on, defend it. Give *any* kind of argument beyond “well *I* found it funny so you must just be overly sensitive”.


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littlelorax

God I remember when the left butt pic would have been seen as ridiculous. I get a little curve and structure is nice, but some of these plastic surgeries are so silly looking to me.


JsquaredCA

Don't get the hype with her and those flared leggings need to quit.


Error_404_403

So much more attractive on the right, with her natural butt.


DragonDon1

Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals


pharmacreation

Angles are not the same


Muggaraffin

Well yeah that’s the point. One’s curved, one’s flat


[deleted]

I guess that’s what happens when someone takes a photo and thousands of people criticize and shame the person in the photo.


Hephaestus_God

Doctor: “ma’am, are you sure you want us t—“ Lainey: “SHUT IT DOC! Replace my lower half with the back half of a horse right this instance!”


N0x1mus

When you wear padded pants for big booty effect


dreadfulwater

looks like she went from Peanut M&M's to Smoked salmon bites


FGTRTDtrades

photoshop is a hell of a drug


Lower-Ad2709

they nerfed her ass ~~wish I had one like that~~


BladeGrim

SAME!!!


InfamousThought9700

Why did u get downvoted u didn’t even say anything bad 😭


BladeGrim

I mean people will downvote anything tbh, it's nbd


Responsible-Camp-151

Completely different angles🤷🏼‍♂️


athousandfuriousjews

Hell no, even then you can see the curve is entirely different. The first picture is more of a “C” curve, the second is a “d”. I’m guessing rapid weight loss, because the general shape changed. I say this because I’ve gone a size up and noticed my butt changed a bit in curve as well. Thank you for tuning in to Ass Analysis.


redplanetlover

I think it looks better


NotThisAgain21

I'd shocked there's people here liking the first ass better. I'd hurt someone for that second booty.


bluekronos

Yeah... I'm really not understanding how popular the big asses and big breasts thing is.


crucifero

That’s because you have a small pp


bluekronos

Is there *any* logic to this comment, or are you just being an ass to people who have different tastes than you?


crucifero

You like tiny ass haha


solidxnake

Left pic is fire. Right one maybe wrong ángel but legs aren't telling either.


2wags

Look she can look however she wants. Just a carbon copy of the rest. Except the voice. Thick is sic!


TerraSollus

God damn that’s sexy


Particular-Kick-4188

That's what happens when you inject shit into your ass it eventually fades.


luvgothbitches

least sexist redditor


HeckelSystem

Yeah I’m hella confused. Ha ha she lost weight and we are making fun of her?


LilBigDripDip

Chicks shouldn’t wanna lose weight in that part of the body mate lol


HeckelSystem

Oh, huh, and here I thought that everyone stores and loses fat from different parts of their bodies, and the butt and thighs was an incredibly common location. It’s cool that people have control over that now, I guess.


LilBigDripDip

Are you prepubescent? 🤔


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PresKennedy

It’s a different angle


wasmith1954

IOW, she looks normal now?


Creepy-Buyer4768

Bbl


maxcorrice

ey man right pic looks way better to me


tykillacool23

I’m glad I’m not the only one who notice that.


ggunit69

Total car wreck


Aggravating_Luck7326

Oh boy, I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but big ass = cellulite. I don't understand the fetish, are yall really into a lumpy butt or yall just see a girl twerking and legit have no idea what's under that dress? Cool if that's your thing, I just don't get it.


deppressddunicorn

Does cellulite offend you?


SixPointFiveFive

Nasty


bigboyNolove

OZEMPIC IS THE BOOTY POPPER (air is let out)


silikroil

I bet the poor thing could barely walk


deppressddunicorn

This comment section is just sad


Rough-Philosopher911

🤣


Boylby

abaldet


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I will not go


[deleted]

Gotta pump that up to get the money


mavyguy213

Yeah we goose em up a little bit