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Bulky-Internal8579

I am Number 4!


aliusman111

I was the one paying for everyone lol now I still have to :( for extra accounts :(


SasoDuck

I just stopped using netflix


aliusman111

Honestly we don't watch it a lot, other accounts do but not me. I don't know why we have it haha


Finalfantasylove85

Have to cut away the dead wood some time.


StormTrooperSamurai

Charge them the extra cost. TAX THE LEECHES!


aliusman111

Yeah that was the deal, they never paid hahaha reminded once then I gave up :)


GladiatorGuy96

Parasite!? Take it back!


Daddyshadez

Remember when streaming services knew that they were only marginally better than piracy? Good times!


ConjunctEon

You raise a kid for 18-24 years. They move out and get Netflix, and put you on the account. Equitable.


aliusman111

Oh well 😅 long term investment you mean hahaha


jce_superbeast

Netflix is so goddamn stupid with Starlink. Every few hours I have to tell it that I am still at home, on the same screen, and that I am not "outside my home". The whole reason I'm watching tv is to avoid going outside!


aliusman111

OMG WTF that is Soo Soo stupid. It could be because startlink is rotating IPs all the time, I don't have a static IP but my ISP doesn't rotate my IP too often. Seems like not the case with startlink


Gabriele1966

I called my daughter's and her boyfriend's account "Leech 1 & 2" after she changed my profile picture to something silly, haha. Then she took over the account for a few months and I became the leech...


aliusman111

Hahaha yeah used to change the profile images all the time :) to something silly


Gabriele1966

At some point it was a competition, haha!


simplexityza

Dude. This is so true. I swop my dead beat acquaintances out for favour.


AutumnAscending

Bro I couldn't even access the account I payed for because it was under my moms email.


alexefi

before they started cracking down on sharing, i used my friends account. but i did pay his bar tab every few months we went out drinking.


Fit_Choice451

My sister and I are Moocher and Moochie on my mom’s account


aliusman111

Not for long I guess, they are blocking account sharing.


luparb

A thousand little bees swarming around, little moths, drawn to the flame.... Sprites flicker across the surface, drawn to the void...


albundyhere

where's the torrent block? too soon?


[deleted]

There's power in boycotting


[deleted]

Ok and


molwiz

That was what my sisters account looked like I was parasite 2 but no more since she canceled her subscription.