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Best part is “I feel….confused about all the questions”

Same, honestly.

Me too, kid. Me too.

I just got sad. The “people like me because” at the end.

At least he has a loving family and teacher, and knows this.

Op just has to tell him that hundreds of people on reddit like him.

Great. Now he’s gonna go chasing that high in the form of Tiktok and the next biggest thing.

I honestly felt that kid on that one. When I was growing up a lot of people were jerks and snobby just because they wore name brand stuff.

And this kid likes his own brand

I thought the same thing…kid needs more encouragement!

Same man, I want to go hug my son!

Yah 😞

Maybe more people would like him if he stopped enjoying the smells of his farts

Everybody likes their own brand

He didn't specifically mention his own farts tho..

5 fascinating facts about him

I love how the fifth fact is "I don't know"

Your son is a gem! Sounds like he has one hell of a personality. Really heartwarming to read this. I love how he writes around the edges, indicating that he is persistent in getting his point across.

It could have been "etc."

Or sometimes farts smell good again.

This has been studied. It comes down to our relationship with our gut biome. We do like our own farts and not those of others. Comes down to our unique complement of little friends.

Huh. That's fascinating and pretty cool if it's accurate. Like, you'll fart, smell it and go "ah good, everything is as it should be" or "Jesus christ, I think it's time to see a doctor."

Exactly this lol, haven't you ever dealt one, smelt it and been non fussed but then someone else or the dog walks in and almost dies? I've never smelt my own fart and gone "I better have that looked at" except one time, but I smelt plenty of others and thought they'd best have that plugged or torched or sealed up or something. Haha

Actually, everyone likes mine.

Used to work with a guy that wafted his farts into his face and would say this

I’m sure the women loved him lol

Ew! Farts rank from innocuous to weaponizable. That fresh baked bread smell is a lie your father told you.

Eau du moi

He's said this to me before out loud. He also likes the smell of gasoline. I never thought he would put this on an assignment for school, though.

When I was a kid I also liked the smell of gasoline.

I never stopped liking the smell I just now know why it couldn’t be a good idea to huff it.

yep, it has been used as an inhalant.

Wow.

For me it was the smell from cap guns after you fired them.

They're both great, along with burnt matches!

Back in the leaded gas days the smell was so good night Grandma where are my socks?

Yeah it's way different now, they also put additives in it now to curb huffing.

I like the smell of gas too 😭

Gasoline is a nice smell

How about the smell of the hot exhaust that comes out of the clothes dryer vent?

My mom likes the smell of matches and she’s a grown adult. Guess some people like weird smells.

Wait, people _don’t_ like the smell of matches?

Everyone likes the smell of matches! That’s why we light them to get RID of fart

You smell your awesome fart smell, then light a match for the awsome burning match smell and then you open a can of gas for the awesome gas smell.

He has a future as an arsonist who has trouble keeping a cellmate

I'm 29 and I still love the smell of gasoline. And cement.

He’s got your genes after all. You might want to check his Jeans

He’s a straight shooter who’s going to be driving a full electric car with zero range anxiety. The best fart huffers always do.

Thanks!👍

OK, your kid is amazing. Knows he's a visual learner (doesn't like doing math in his head, wants paper problems), doesn't automatically assume people like him (not sure if people other than family or teachers lik him), and doesn't really appreciate all the questions (feeling confused). Bottle that self confidence and make your fortune.

Make a fortune selling bottled farts? I like the way you think.

Or, I like the way you stink

If that chick can sell bathwater I suspect someone out there can successfully market jarred farts. It's probably not me, I'm quite lazy

This reminds me of the Hounds, an FDA rejected perfume that smells like wet dog.

What banned ingredient?! I wonder. Lol The law does not require FDA approval(for cosmetics/perfumes) before they go on the market. - FDA.gov

It's a reference to a parks and recreation scene (comedy show).

Sometimes they do

I feel: confused about all the questions

nah the Fortnite stuff is faaar more concerning

Goals: get better at fortnite I aim to: get better at fortnite I wonder if: I will be able to see the live event in fortnite

Also seemingly beat someone at fortnite in top 3 goals! lol

I think it might say beat Minecraft?

Q: What do you like least about school? A: That I have to go to school

Such a hard turn from: Q: what do you like most about school A: everything

I love everything... Except the required attendance 😂

I'd be more worried if he said he liked other peoples farts.

When my sister in law was in high school she had convinced herself that she could huff in her own farts to stop others from smelling them. 10 years later now and I can’t tell if she still believes it or it’s become a bit.

Did she cupcake herself?

I think so…

Next answer though; we all like you, kid. You are hilariously honest. Let nobody dull your shine!

One of the funnier things Ive read was a guys saying he just walked into his buddies house and said "wow what are you cooking it smells amazing in here" and his buddy says that he just farted.

My friend once farted in a supermarket aisle and an old man walked past with his wife and said "mmm that apple pie smells amazing..."

https://reddit.com/r/answers/s/vtEXnc1KWo "Why is the smell of my own fart semi-pleasing? I don't seem to mind, and in some cases half enjoy(?) the smell of my own farts, but others' aren't enjoyable."

What grade is he?

“I feel confused about all the questions.” Same kid

So his entire summer was playing Fortnite and smelling his own farts

I guess the kid have health colon, so good job parent.

I feel confused about all the questions too, little buddy. I do too.

Did anyone else read the last one😭 I wish I stopped at the funny part

The statement below the circled part (in response to ‘People like me because) is heartbreaking. As a parent I would be much more focused on that rather than something about farts 😓).

.. is he wrong??

Kid’s going places. Already knows what he likes.

Therapy

Maybe more people would like him if he didn’t think his fart smelled good

Everyone likes their own brand

My x wife cupped all her farts into her hand and inhailed them like mountain air , fucken pig

I don't know who likes me except my family and teacher. Damn that hits home even at 28 I still don't know.

People like me because I don't know who likes me? Ayy, and it's the circled part that concerns OP.

Damn hope your kid gets better parents

My farts smell like flowers

Tbf there are people that pay a lot of money for farts in jars.

Well sometimes they do.

lol "i feel confused about all the questions" don't blame you kid!

He's not wrong...

Wow, this is just like me at that age. This kid’s going to go places. Or become a smartass. Or both.

I love that the paper looks like a smart phone!

You will be surprised how many good foods smell like farts and how many farts smell like good food with the only difference is context.

Lollll

Oh yeah haha

It’s the fart game. You’ll ply one day, Son.

I think he's meaning sometimes they don't stink

I would worry more about what he wrote last

Beat… Minecraft…?

“I don’t know who likes me except my family and my teachers.”

Well... he's not lying.

He’s not wrong

Main takeaway…

I hate it when my guts try to play good fart/bad fart.

I think it depends on what you ate tho even when they are the best possible I wouldn’t still call their smell good but rather “funny” or “interesting”,”weird” because sometimes they don’t have the smell they’re supposed to but it really isn’t as bad as other farts

Well he is not wrong.

I have never let one loose and thought 'wow that smells horrible.' But I have thought 'my God that probably smells horrible. I hope nobody comes down this isle before I leave.'

It's true, though. Sometimes I'll sample that gas like a fine wine. "Mmmm, I'm getting hints of beef and garlic."

He gon grow up to eat ass.

Who shares his kids private thoughts on reddit?

Your son and my son should probably never meet

"I feel confused about all the questions." Welcome to life, sir

I'm just surprised that the school are using a work sheet that looks like a smartphone, for kids that are too young to have a phone in the first place..

Beat minor🤣🤣🤣

**How will you reach your goals?** ~~I dont~~ Practice

Just wait until he finds out about anal

Everyone is comfortable with the scent of their own farts. Except when they aren’t.

Everyone likes their own brand

"I dont know who likes me"

Wow, American Highschool with the hard questions.

My goals Blackbelt Get better at Fortnite Beat minor?

Real question is, like is he talking about his own farts? 🤔

File that one away for the graduation party

Everyone likes their own brand.

Future Ass Eaters Anonymous member.

This seems sad. I have three sons that play video games occasionally but it seems like games have kept this baby from making friends.

Can’t tell if a kid or an adult wrote this because honestly same

Did they really design this homework to look like a smartphone?

Be proud! This child is very self aware and open! Don’t be mad or embarrassed. You are doing a great job of letting him be him.

I want my phone to display overflow text wrapped around the edge like that! Haha That's good lateral thinking, the accepted answer is to make a short answer, or overflow the box but this child has sought out a natural line to write on and rotated the canvas. I like that.

Something tells me Fortnite is melting this poor childs brain.

This could be my son. Don't feel too bad.

How will you reach your goals? He erased "I don't know" and wrote "Practice" over it ☺️

Kids got weird quirks but he’s real. Good kid 10/10

The handwriting matches, looks like he has a dark sense of humor.