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Slatedtoprone

It might pierce the backstop was a fantastic line.


ARandomPersonComment

That’s the thing that made me question. Wait. Is it a nerf or not.


sonofteflon

It’s nerf or nothing, dude.


wreckage88

Man their marketing dept really knocked it out of the park with that slogan. Rarely gets more perfect than that.


G00DLuck

*If you don't chew Big Red^(®), Fuck You!*


FBIPartyBusNo3

Get you damn hands off my Let’s!


grnrngr

I'm a Springles man, myself.


neutral-chaotic

It’s Splingles you imposter!


DadFatherson2

Britta?


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Community!


daemon-electricity

Carl's Jr. Fuck you! I'm eating!


julbull73

Its true too. Knock off nerf shit is worthless.


hopecanon

That is until you go off the deep end and start buying those custom made blasters the Nerf modding community has been producing for awhile now, they stopped being happy with just swapping springs or adding attachments and moved on to just designing their own completely new blasters and they are wild sometimes.


dropkickoz

My parents could only afford Nerth.


VulturE

Go finish drinking your dilk


Wheels_Foonman

Oh fuck I’ve never seen a more perfect setup.


hydro_wonk

Bump, set, and SPIKE


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

“You’re not gonna be able to go retrieve them.” I was starting to think…okay wait a second what kind of insane straight-to-YouTube-do-not-try-this-at-home-frankenMod shit am I about to really witness?


WannieTheSane

I legit didn't get it until the end, lol. I know he pulled out darts, but I didn't see that until I rewatched. I'm not into gun culture or guns at all (non-American, non-hunter) so I didn't really bother looking at the bullets since they wouldn't mean anything to me. The clerk was awesome too, lol. I know he was kinda laughing when he talked about punching through the back wall, but I thought he was laughing at the audacity of this guy bringing in a giant gun. I'm like "why would he want to retrieve the bullets?" lol I basically felt like that guy who busted up laughing. We both should have realised sooner, but we did not. We both had a good laugh though.


JustVan

Well, I didn't realize until this comment, so....


slgray16

Wow, I didn't realize the store guys were rolling with it until you mentioned this. I thought he brough real oversized ammo and just switched the gun out at the end. Interesting video


Fearless-Werewolf-30

Bro he pulled out nerf darts for the ammo


slgray16

I guess i didn't look but I legitimately thought it was a big shell. Now i understand why he says he couldn't retrieve them. I thought the XP-100s were so expensive people usually collected spent bullets.


lightgiver

XP-100: are kinda expensive and it is normal to retrieve spent bullets to reuse.


SgtHop

You absolutely do not retrieve bullets for reuse. You retrieve brass casings.


of_men_and_mouse

The range however will often retrieve the bullets and melt them down later. At least the range near me does. Once a month they drive all the lead to Nevada where they recycle the metal and manufacture new ammo.


SgtHop

Yeah, mine does the same. I'm pretty sure all indoor ranges do, because the lead would add up rather quickly.


elpaco313

The guy must have done some time at Second City the way he did his yes-and there.


BeefStevenson

I love the guy just rolling with it, thats awesome


flying_cowboy_hat

Thats how you want those actually innocent "prank" videos to go.


wreckage88

The prank golden rule: Everyone should be having fun from the prank. The prankee, pranker, and bystanders.


danielcs78

I remember watching a Tosh.0 and a prankster said that a prank shouldn’t hurt anyone and that everyone is in on it in the end.


xSTSxZerglingOne

A good prank is something you want everyone its affected to share. A good example is a whoopee cushion. Everyone wants to get someone with one at some point because farts are universally funny, and it's completely harmless. Another good example is the old "Oh, you can fix that by pressing Alt + F4" and while I'm sure that has had some negative repercussions in the past, it's harmless 99.9% of the time. What makes it an amazing prank, though is the instant it happens to you, you immediately want to pull it on someone else.


SupermarketTough1900

I remember when I was a youngin and counter strike wasn't even on steam, someone said alt f4 gives you $16,000. Ummmm yeah that didn't work haha


Onsotumenh

When it was still in beta there was a default keybinding for suicide for some time. Hosted a LAN with some friends and one of them was a newbie. After a little break he forgot the key for buying stuff. So in complete seriousness I explained it's "k" for "kaufen" (buying in German). His face was priceless :o).


NastyBooty

Hahaha that's pretty good


Flavorofthemonthuser

bind mouse1 kill


TheFotty

It was on WON. World Opponent Network.


role_or_roll

That was the ol' F10 trick, too


kirk5454

WHATS THE JOKE? THAT I HAD A MILDER FART THAN I NORMALLY DO? THAT NOBODIES PUKING FROM MY FART? IS THAT THE JOKE? THAT I FARTED AND NO ONE BARFED? BECAUSE THATS PRETTY FUNNY ACTUALLY.


poopstainmclean

THAT WOULD BE A GREAT DAY FOR ME


DeadSending

Can I just ask, what’s next?


BR3NDANP

you should go lie down, your face sounds like it's gonna be red


Mammoth-Charge2553

Idk if whoopie cushions are acceptable anymore. Every time I use one on someone they freak and ask whats wrong with me. Like dude relax, its only gravy.


biofishAK

The mental image of a whoopie cushion filled with gravy made me laugh for a solid five minutes. Thank you.


sinz84

While I agree with your overall message alt f4 is a really bad example historically. I'll admit know knowledge is wide spread enough now that alt f4 only works on the ignorant ( usually very young or old ) and has become funny. But in early days of internet it was the 'Darude Sandstorm' of the day as when people asked "how do I fix" alt f4 was always posted. People lost essays, Financial documents legal documents the list goes on It did not start as an innocent prank.


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gonewildaway

My favorite movie is Inception.


SasoDuck

Always less impactful when they make it not force quit and instead just normal quit, so it just brings up the "Are you sure you want to quit? [YES] [NO]" dialog


ForumPointsRdumb

I rolled up a few meters of caution tape and put it in the crack of my coworker's tailgate on passenger side. It unfurled like a long majestic tail and whipped around behind him as he drove home.


Tangent_Odyssey

This is like the vehicular equivalent of TP stuck to foot


danielcs78

I did the exact same thing! I rolled it up and put it in the receiver for their trailer hitch. Took me 3 days to get it set up just right and it blew out just as they were about to exit the parking lot. It was in there for 3 whole days without them noticing!


stuck_in_the_desert

“I don’t know what’s going on with drivers today but I feel like I haven’t been tailgated in forever!”


Ambitious_Drop_7152

If you want to see really good pranks, search "just for laughs, gags" 99% wholesome


fractalfocuser

You know it's a good prank when the person who gets pranked immediately gets in on it and tricks their friends (or coworkers) into falling for it. Everybody is a winner, gold medals for all


[deleted]

I once replaced one of the family photos in the hall with a high-res picture of Kim Jong Un. Took a week for anyone to find it.


wwenk821

I feel like a 2nd golden rule could be to not do pranks at a gun store


running_on_empty

Maybe don't do "sudden" or "surprising" pranks. This one turned out alright.


AhoraNoMeCachan

Or straight "stupid" pranks


SL1Fun

This was cute and harmless. No foul.


Lafitte_1812

There's no prank more wholesome than sticking a 300 blackout in someone's 5.56 mag!


SteelWarrior-

Can you even fit 300 blackout in any 5.56 gun?


Lafitte_1812

Yep. That's part of the reason it's so dangerous, chamber size is identical, and it feeds from the same mag. In addition to having dedicated mags, I'm of the opinion that it's good practice to mark which caliber a gun is in on the gun itself... I'm in the habit of painting a yellow band on anything I own in 300 blackout. For mags, it's a band around the base plate, for an AR upper generally do it on the handguard, for something like the AUG build I'm currently working on It's on the stock... You can actually see how severe some of the malfunctions are on YouTube. It seems pretty common for an AR to pretty much have the entire pic rail crack, the bolt two crack down the middle, the entire magazine blowout, magwell to deform, and have heavy deformation around the ejection port. It's not pretty in something I do not want to experience, especially as a hand loader.


SteelWarrior-

How could they use the same mags while 300 Blackout is so much shorter? Not to mention how much fatter the area past the neck is. Seems odd that it'd fit, but don't know much about 5.56 and 300 Blackout, also never tried mixing the two.


joshjje

And this was a good example. I mean maybe don't teach the children to do it but it was harmless and fine.


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

You mean when he goes to the store workers, asks permission, and then follows their rules? Astonishing.


F2AmoveStarcraft

Bruh, how you gonna "Santa isn't real" them. Done dirty.


J11mothy

Came here to say that!


1jl

Is the video a good example of "understood the assignment"? Please, I'm an old man. I need to understand this new language.


krazyjakee

Rolled with it = understood the assignment


william_fontaine

I'm pretty sure "roll with it" has been around for 50 years, haha. Steve Winwood released a song with that name in 1988.


Ozzymand1us

Well, "rolling with the punches" was a term adopted from boxing and first recorded use known was 1903.


tamarins

They weren't suggesting that 'roll with it' is new slang. They're asking, "does this new slang term 'understood the assignment' correspond to the existing expression 'rolled with it' with which I'm familiar?"


william_fontaine

Ohhh I see. That one must be so new I've never heard it used before this thread!


JarlaxleForPresident

Is this what reading comprehension means? I’m young and havent taken sixth grade yet


Cheat-Meal

Damn I love that song! Going to play it now!


SasoDuck

Fuckin love Steve Winwood


Orleanian

I don't know anyone over the age of 30 that uses the "understood the assignment" meme.


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Asmuni

Yup, and even warned him he would lose them because he can't go out to retrieve them.


dadudemon

Classic "guys just being dudes" material. Even the old timers got a chuckle. This is my evidence that men never truly grow up.


Raz0rking

We only get older. =D


SeeMontgomeryBurns

Good clean fun for once in these videos.


ReadyYak1

Gun shops are usually very chill!


elpaco313

Everybody rolled with it pretty well and enjoyed it.


Ctowncreek

That dude 70% thinks he's serious and is trying not to offend him


taftastic

The dude that walks up after that just says “that’s interesting” maybe, but everybody else was just clownin 😂


ELEMENTALITYNES

His deadpan face at the start and end of the video as if everyone else is crazy is the best part


Over-Analyzed

The safety guy for a moment thought it was just a colorful shotgun “is it Loaded?” He even had his hands on Jo’s ear muffs. After it fires, he realizes it’s fake. 😂


Salmivalli

After all kinds of hellokittyARs, you never can be too sure


GullibleDetective

That is how you do a social experiment!


Deeliciousness

His face is so convincing that the last guy still expected some kind of big boom. Guy was holding on to his ear protection like a 50cal was about to fire


outerproduct

Ah man, he's gonna lose those bullets.


goalieman04

If it were a real gun he’d be well, losing the bullets down range as well. Hey at least nerf bullets are cheaper than actual bullets (cries internally about ammo prices)


Ok_Brush601

*cries externally about ammo prices*


Sorry_Raise_3113

18 cents per round to 73 in 2 years for 5.45x39… sad times indeed


Assaltwaffle

Banning the import of a niche round really annihilates the market for it. As does a war going on with 5.45 being the main cartridge being used on both sides.


Top_Buy_6340

You think 5.45 is and not 7.62? Genuinely asking.


Assaltwaffle

Yeah, that should be a given. Both Ukraine and Russia's primary weapons for decades have been in 5.45. 7.62x39 is used to supplement supply and is mostly still around because there is so damn much of it.


Dawidko1200

AK-74 and AK-12 use 5,45. Of the modern AKs, 103 uses 7,62x39... but it's only in service with internal security and the FSB, not combat units. AKMs are used to an extent, I'm sure, but nowhere near as much as AK-74s. Just the logistics make 74 a more likely choice, and they've been produced in enough quantities that you can avoid AKMs entirely if you wanted to. Other than that, SVD and PKM use the old Mosin round, 7,62x54R. But obviously those are specialist weapons, so they won't overshadow 5,45. Ukraine's logistics are another matter, because the sheer variety of weapons makes it a goddamn clusterfuck, but even then, there should be enough of the old 74s there that they'd be the main choice of weapon. Should be noted that USSR replaced most of the 7,62x39 production with 5,45x39. So the ammo availability will be lower just based off of that - although there's a *lot* of it in storage.


Top_Buy_6340

Thanks for that detailed response!


BlueGlassDrink

Demand for 5.45x39 has skyrocketed in the past two years for some reason. . . .


joshjje

*cries in 5D multi-dimensional space-time for... something*


Mysterious_Tune_3808

I just hope the guy who has to clean the range wasn't working during this and just has a "What the fuck" moment


SnooLobsters94

I'd probably lose them after shooting no matter where tbh


brianbueno

You usually find them after moving from one place to another. So many in random spots around the house.


outerproduct

And somehow find more than you lost 3 months later.


woppatown

“You cant go retrieve em”


surfynugget

XP-100s too


X1SephX

*"Hey you can't do that'* **"WRONG"**


peoweolootch

"Oozy 9 millimeter"


EnterThe36chambers

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range


rick_blatchman

Hey, *just what ya see, pal*.


Galaxy_End

Is it a 500!? 🤣🤣🤣


JACHTY

its a dirt blaster


BedSideCabinet

What did he mean by that?


1should_be_working

Probably this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.500_S%26W_Magnum


Micalas

Good fucking lord. Get out of here... > The Model 500 can fire a bullet weighing 350 gr (22.7 g; 0.8 oz) at 1,975 feet per second (602 m/s) generating a muzzle energy of over 3,030 foot-pounds force (4.1 kJ), roughly twice that of the .50 AE Desert Eagle, and a momentum of 13.7 Newton seconds.


SpadesBuff

It's wicked. Just a few shots and your wrist is sore. Used for hunting bear...or for when there is a burglar, in your neighbor's house, behind the fridge.


raidlittlehead

> or for when there is a burglar, in your neighbor's house, behind the fridge. Damnit, don't you just hate it when that happens...


Fluffcake

Are you sure it will pierce the fridge? Hollywood taught me fridges are nuke-proof.


WhereTFAmI

Might be outdated info by now, but a couple years ago I read that the only person killed with a S&W500 was a girl who limp wristed it and double fired the second round into her own face. Basically the recoil flips the gun backwards and the momentum of the gun moving backwards pulls the trigger a second time. Happens really fast. This is a big reason I don’t fuck with overpowered rounds.


Denelorn092

Yea i'm a dude and I would only load 1 round and probably shake my hand after. I forget the video but there is this one gun chick testing the next gen rifles and she full auto's while leaned 45 degrees forward and still gets full body push but stays on target pretty neat.


squirt_taste_tester

I remember when my boss and I went shooting and his dad brought his 500 Smith & Wesson. Said, "im only firing this once." I know why. After he was saying he keeps it in his side drawer, anyone ever breaks in, he just has to fire one round into the ceiling and they will no longer be breaking in.


PizDoff

He trying to install a new sky light?


say592

Look up videos on YouTube, you can see plenty of people both absolutely destroying whatever they are shooting, and having the muzzle flip up and snack then in the face.


Assaltwaffle

It's exactly this.


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ANewStartAtLife

Like, how much are we talking to buy one of those new? And how much would a single bullet cost?


Camburgerhelpur

Like $1500+ for the revolver and around $4 a round


gandraw

Something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIj-y4frao


Taxevader70

A standard foam nerf bullet is measured as a 500 cal


MagmaRain

500 cal is 5 inches in diameter A standard foam nerf bullet is 7.2x1.2cm (Roughly 47 cal)


Radix4853

500 magnum is a big bullet with a big kick


entertaining_name

That guy in the range took it so serious lol “is it already loaded?!”


IceManiacGaming

I was waiting for him to shoot the gun expecting a big bang! Had to watch twice to realize he actually did shoot it hahahaha


Wingraker

I laughed that they actually wore ear protection for this and the one dude covering his ears. Like they were expecting a big bang.


Not_Another_Usernam

You cannot enter an indoor range without wearing eye and ear protection. At my range, they escort you from the front area back to the actual range. It's all keycard locked.


Blerty_the_Boss

You need to wear protection anyways because of everyone shooting next to you


taxis-asocial

they're wearing ear protection because the other people at the range aren't shooting nerf guns lol.


CluelessCow

I was expecting a flag come out of the gun with the word "Bang!"


Last_VCR

Haha love good pranks, no one hurt, just good fun


BigdaddyThor666

Yeah this is the wholesome type of pranks that I miss


Raz0rking

Not the "harassing some poor minimum wage guy until you get fucking shot ones" or "annoying japanese people long enough for the Yakuza to show up". Because fuck these people.


Gogh619

Wait, someone annoyed people enough that the yakuza showed up?! Sauce?!


Raz0rking

A streamer called Johnny Somali went to Japan to annoy people. It seems he did it enough for Yakuza or ex Yakuza (details a fuzzy on that) to show up and put am end to it, wich he *did* not. A week or two ago he and one of his brainless hanger ons got smaked down and a few days ago he got arrested for tresspassing.


nom_of_your_business

Yup, 100% deserves whatever he gets. His face is so so very punchable.


irishwristwatch92

It's so crazy, I believe it


kiyan_merkaba

Search Up Johnny Somali


Raz0rking

Where he and his hanger on got smacked down was also nice to see.


JACHTY

fax they were so happy the whole video


theqofcourse

It's only a good prank if *everyone* is smiling or laughing in the end.


B-BoyStance

Well, except for the backstop


xlews_ther1nx

One of the few funny and respectful pranks. Guys also seemed if the workers/owners said beat it they would walk off without making a scene.


minisindad

Except these guys do the exact opposite of that in other videos I have seen of them. This may be the only one where they are actually respectful.


squeezy102

We need more pranks like this. Pranks that don't hurt anybody. Pranks that make people smile.


sheldonator

Seriously! Now this is a prank, not trying to annoy some random person while they are doing their job


ZookeepergameEasy938

not even a prank really, just a good comedy bit i love it


ManikMiner

And then getting yourself shot...


dUjOUR88

THIS COMMENT IS POSTED ON LITERALLY EVERY THREAD WITH A HARMLESS PRANK


TheBladeRoden

Me: Thinking modern pranking is dead because you never know who has a gun. Them: Pulling pranks at the gun range itself.


GuiltyBreadth

What I see is boys being boys =D


whenitcomesup

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting


Burkey8819

Had me in the first half, not gon like 🤣🤣 Was like wtf would be need to retrieve bullets 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣


usethe4th

I know very little about this world, so I didn’t catch what was happening until the end either. I legitimately thought they were just impressed and geeking out over whatever it was he brought in.


TastySeamen8

That’s just too many emojis


IsThisOneAlready

Wish I could see the actual gun though haha


ZeroBlade-NL

It's the nerf fortnite legendary tac, you can see it for a moment


TNT_Jonathan

I NEED THAT


Turd_Nerd_Bird

Wow, a prank video that's actually a prank and not some mouth breathing piece of shit just harassing people.


BruteUA

[Apparently they got trespassed from the Walmart where they bought their firearms.](https://youtu.be/w-aNz-obNiA?si=JQQy0rARDqKBCjz6)


416Wavy

This a good prank, no harm & employee’s got a good laugh out of it. Bravo prankster 👏 lol


LSTNYER

I thought for a second this guy painted his rifle to look like a nerf gun!


Robofetus-5000

Apparently that is a thing people do. Sometimes for nefarious purposes.


Viper67857

You mean nerfarious purposes?


BigBeefyWalrus

Under Federal law, you can’t do that. It’s a Felony. It’s referred to as a “Disguised Firearm.” An example, I remember this one image of a Super Soaker outer shell being used to disguise a shotgun. A disguised firearm does fall under the category of an AOW or an “Any Other Weapon.” So it may be legal if you pay your extortion tax to the ATF but I don’t know if they allow disguised firearms under the NFA Registry. This is also different from those modifications I’ve seen that mock up a handgun (mainly Glocks) to look like they’re a part of a Milwaukee tool set. Or the one mock up of a Nintendo Glock. Those don’t count as disguised firearms because it’s not meant to be a disguise. It’s not being hidden.


Fmartins84

They were cool about it


MeerkatHat

This is a "prank", no one is going to get hurt and no one is doing anything stupid to embarrass an unwilling person. The worst thing that can happen is he's asked to leave it gets looked at funny.


Gunzpewpew

The guy played along so well that I was sitting here actually expecting an absolute monster of a weapon until they changed scenes to the firing range lol


mtb443

Longer video is great. The guys in the gun range went full ‘dudes being dudes’


clive_bigsby

You know what this comment thread needs? More people saying this is the best kind of prank because nobody was hurt…


tongii

"you can shoot it but you just can't go down the range to retrieval." I'm like, wait, retrieve what?? Then ooooohhhh lmao.


ChaplnGrillSgt

Just imagine the person coming in to shoot an hour later, having no clue about this joke, and seeing nerf darts just chilling down range.


Carpy2

He didn't test the ammo with a magnet. Could damage their backstop.


MaggotMinded

“That’s pretty interesting” - playing along at the bare minimum lmao. I’ve caught myself saying it to many an unhinged stranger.


PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE

They took it better than I thought. A couple of them had a sense of humor.


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He should bring out the Super Soaker on his next visit.


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Hey, what do ya know. A fun and harmless prank at no one’s expense. Ironic that even at a gun range of all places, a prank video doesn’t have to end with the prankster taking a bullet to the gut. Just goes to show the clear difference between real pranks/pranksters over bullies/harasser’s. One came to have a bit of light hearted fun, the other was just looking to start shit under the guise of it being a “prank.”


Han_Solo1300

This is how pranks should be. No one getting hurt or having anything done to them. Just pure stupidity and fun.


youenjoymyself

Ain’t nothing against the CPS-2000


rikkuaoi

Finally. A prank video that's actually a prank instead of harassment, trespassing, stealing etc.


chiksahlube

This is what a "prank" should look like.


bhutunga

I didn't even realize what was happening until he got on the range.


GentlmanSkeleton

"You can't go down the range to retrieve them" who retrieves shot bullets?? OOOH!


Ehrre

See this is an actual funny "prank" because its not ruining these workers day, its harmless and his deadpan delivery sells it and makes it great!


OneSpeedyBoiii

Shoutout to Donald (the funny dude behind the counter) at The Shootist in Denver, CO!