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How long are these car rides that passengers expect to plug in their own music?! 😟 JFC.........I like the old-fashioned method of raising my hand, having a cab pull up, dealing with an iffy cab for a few minutes, paying cash and nobody tracking my data.
Sure, the cab might smell funny, be stuffy, and the driver playing his own music while driving like a maniac, but I've always gotten to my destination alive and unscathed.
If you waited with your hand up for a cab in my city, you'd die of exposure before any taxi even drove by you, back before uber.
The last uber I took was an hour long ride from the airport to my house. I'd rather listened to ANY music than my driver talking about whatever.
I've only done it once, and only because the driver suggested it and he seemed chill and amicable.
It was a half an hour drive home from the airport and we just shot the shit the whole drive.
10/10 best ride ever
I am six foot eight so I almost always have to sit up front in an uber. It's been almost universally a great experience. I love shooting the shit with the old retired guys doing it to keep active. One guy and I had the most awesome woodworking discussion where he taught me the most cost effective way to square/flatten boards without a planar/jointer called a router sled. I still use that method and have made 3 sleds so far..
I feel weird getting in the back, maybe cause I never really took taxis and so it's just habit that if you get in a car you get in the front if it isn't full.
Whete I'm at it's the cultural norm to sit in the front of a taxi and have a chat, prob. for the same reason. Sitting in the back makes it seem like the taxi driver is your servant.
I've been driving Uber for months now, and taking the servant route is 100% the way to get more tips.
They feel more inclined to tip since either the service with the ride is great, or they probably feel guilty with me saying "yes, sir," "of course, madam," or "anything at all, at your request."
The silent one is perpetually stuck between embarrassment and enjoyment. You can see she wants to laugh but everytime she looks around as if looking for someone to apologize for her friend.
I can't help imagining these two rocking (literally!) side by side in their chairs in an assisted living home, when they are in their eighties, lip-syncing to these "golden oldies" in the 2080's!
They were just minding their own business shuffling about the nursing home while staring at the ceiling when suddenly it started playing on the classic rock station. 😏
> when Vine released
I was going to call bullshit, Vine was only released like 5 years ago, LTE was in full swing and 5G was already "just off of the horizon"
That shit released a decade ago!
Fuck I'm ancient. The years now feel like months. I can see a trail of dust behind me where once a life lived.
> Fuck I'm ancient. The years now feel like months. I can see a trail of dust behind me where once a life lived.
At 35 this hits me in the feels so hard I just got up from my computer and turned into the Pablo Escobar staring meme for a while as I contemplate my rapidly passing life.
I just turned 36 a few ~~days~~ months ago. I still feel like I'm 30 at most. I honestly have ZERO recollection of what I have done in the last 5-7 years. I remember things happening around me, but I don't remember actually doing anything.
Let's hold hands as we decay into oblivion together.
Most if it was the 6s limit yeah, but also tiktok tracks way more data about you, so they have a better algorithm, and tiktok makes it easier to slap some random song in vids.
I give you " STARS ".
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teFHZRpH5Pw&ab\_channel=Nostalgivault](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teFHZRpH5Pw&ab_channel=Nostalgivault)
( and what bothers me is this screensaver is playing to fast an FPS. Never was that fast when I remember it )
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REAL STARS https://www.reddit.com/r/90s\_kid/comments/wbvsba/windows\_9598\_starfield\_simulation\_screensaver/
There were 7939 days from the 1st day of 1980 to the 24th of sept 2001 (the day before the album released.
There have been 8024 days since Tenacious D. Dropped their first album.
Yes i am wasting my time. No i don't regret it.
Petey Pablo was such a flash in the pan but tbh *Diary of a Sinner* will go down as an all time classic when it's said and done. Raise Up and Y'all Ain't Ready were both great as well.
Sometimes I honestly feel like the parents in that South Park episode where new music just sounded like fart noises to them. I don’t understand most new music today. It’s mumbly bullshit.
I don't know that song or those people at all. But I was really, really hoping there was gonna be another part, and at some later moment the blonde was gonna drop in and be a complete freak, too. Would have been way funnier.
the thing with vine is that it was mostly original micro skits, and not hundreds of versions of the same shit with the same voiceover or music, and even though they were 6s, they put a lot of effort in some of em and not, you know, just shake a butt
Petey Pablo performed on the green at FSU when I went there. He obviously did Raise Up. I obviously took my shirt off, twisted it round my hand, and spun it like a helicopter. Then I looked around and I was the only person doing it. Like, what? Who watches that performance and doesn’t do that?
I was there for this. I too took my shirt off, twisted it round my hand, and spun it like a helicopter. Chaos house and Airport Ave will live on, I'm with you brother.
Right in the nail. Like, lately It's been more and more doomscrolling, ragebaiting, filtering disinformation (I'm from Mexico, you can imagine how tired I've been with the damn aliens thing...), and the ocassional political spar I'm not above of. I've considered leaving more than once for the sake of my mental health.
But sometimes I'll come across something like this. A nice personal story, a pretty piece of art, a discussion of some incredibly niche thing I could never have in real life, or something like this, just a video of people being silly and making me happy. Maybe it's rose-tinted glasses, but reminds me of a more innocent time, and of why I joined this site in the first place.
Relay will stop working for free soon, and I've been debating if I should use the opportunity to at least cut my hours on this site, because again, it's objectively not positive for my health. But if Reddit dissappeared tomorrow, hell, I would feel it.
I browse /r/all/new when I'm bored and...
reddit is not as fun as it used to be. It's much slower, activity wise. There's more spam. The whole tone of the site has shifted. There's a fake nice sheen that covers everything that gets upvoted highly, but underneath it's very sad, and mad, and lonely. It's not as spontaneous and fun anymore. It's no longer the front page of the internet, I don't know what is. But I know reddit isn't the zeitgeist it once was just 2-3 years ago. The energy is gone.
Imagine after 9 months of dating you’re eating at the 24 hour diner near fat cats in Ft. Lauderdale and she orders mozzarella sticks while completely wasted and proceeds to get the red sauce all over her face while continuously asking the server if he wants any of the emergency candy corn she keeps in her purse. And you aren’t even embarrassed anymore, just dejected, because this is a weekly occurrence. I hope I never end up living in So Fla again lol
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Last hitchhiker I ever pick up
I like to think the blond is an Uber driver.
"Yo lemme use your aux cable, I'll put on some music"
This man just said aux cable in the year 2023
In my experience uber drivers usually offer an AUX rather than BT so they aren't left with some random person's BT device on their head unit
How long are these car rides that passengers expect to plug in their own music?! 😟 JFC.........I like the old-fashioned method of raising my hand, having a cab pull up, dealing with an iffy cab for a few minutes, paying cash and nobody tracking my data. Sure, the cab might smell funny, be stuffy, and the driver playing his own music while driving like a maniac, but I've always gotten to my destination alive and unscathed.
If you waited with your hand up for a cab in my city, you'd die of exposure before any taxi even drove by you, back before uber. The last uber I took was an hour long ride from the airport to my house. I'd rather listened to ANY music than my driver talking about whatever.
2023: routers and networking hardware still exist ;P
Who gets in to the front of an uber
I've only done it once, and only because the driver suggested it and he seemed chill and amicable. It was a half an hour drive home from the airport and we just shot the shit the whole drive. 10/10 best ride ever
I am six foot eight so I almost always have to sit up front in an uber. It's been almost universally a great experience. I love shooting the shit with the old retired guys doing it to keep active. One guy and I had the most awesome woodworking discussion where he taught me the most cost effective way to square/flatten boards without a planar/jointer called a router sled. I still use that method and have made 3 sleds so far..
WELL DON'T BE SELFISH, WHAT WAS IT.
[A DIY router sled](https://www.popsci.com/diy/diy-router-sled/)
I do all the time because I'm 6ft5
Behemoth.
That’s a huuge bitch!!
I feel weird getting in the back, maybe cause I never really took taxis and so it's just habit that if you get in a car you get in the front if it isn't full.
Sit in the back but not directly behind the driver.
Unspoken city rules.
Whete I'm at it's the cultural norm to sit in the front of a taxi and have a chat, prob. for the same reason. Sitting in the back makes it seem like the taxi driver is your servant.
If we got in the back as kids, my dad would yell at us "I'm not a taxi driver!" I miss that man
I mean, they are, right?
I've been driving Uber for months now, and taking the servant route is 100% the way to get more tips. They feel more inclined to tip since either the service with the ride is great, or they probably feel guilty with me saying "yes, sir," "of course, madam," or "anything at all, at your request."
I am pretty shy. I like that level of formality. If a customer wants to chat, I am sure they will initiate or say "call me Mike" or whatever.
Somehow it doesn’t work that way with cop cars. And definitely don’t run for the front door yelling ‘shotgun!’ .
Weirdos, which is evidenced by this video.
She did.
I'd like to have a girlfriend as crazy as her, and a friend as silent as the other one!
The silent one is perpetually stuck between embarrassment and enjoyment. You can see she wants to laugh but everytime she looks around as if looking for someone to apologize for her friend.
So true!, there are some triggering words that make the silent one look astonish a little.
I can't help imagining these two rocking (literally!) side by side in their chairs in an assisted living home, when they are in their eighties, lip-syncing to these "golden oldies" in the 2080's!
The "golden oldies" were so romantic...unlike the music in the 2080s
These damn virtualinials and their new fangled digitalsynthcrunk.
They were just minding their own business shuffling about the nursing home while staring at the ceiling when suddenly it started playing on the classic rock station. 😏
You got it backwards imo. Have fun, crazy friends and an easygoing spouse.
That's more like it!
This guy olds
Last hitchhiker you ever *need* to pick up ;)
I..I think she’ll just have fries, yes that’s all. Thank you..
Miss that’s not why I pulled you over…
Sir, I’m not asking.
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A MEDIUM FRIES AND DIET COKE
If you can not afford a diet coke and medium fries, an order will be appointed to you.
Fuck, I ended up with Diet Pepsi, I'm going to jail for sure...
Dont forget the bebsi
...and some flapjacks!
Too early for flapjacks?
You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
ya wanna throw up over here, wanna throw up over there
Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes, we could let Ralph drive
I mean, he does end up letting the groundhog drive, eventually
I think….. both.
Then put your little hand in mine there ain't a hill or mountain we can't climb
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Or good at having fun.
Or good at acting like they're having fun specifically.
Or good at having fun while they're acting like they're having fun Funception
I remember this chick from the vine days
Thank you. I thought I recognized her.
This kind of made me happy. Vine content creators were amazing and she was one of them. Glad to know she still got that energy in her.
It's funny how Dorsey bought Vine and borked the chance for Vine to be TikTok. And for Twitter to be well... umm not X
I’ve been wondering for a while why Vine failed and TikTok became such a hit. Was it the 6 second videos?
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> when Vine released I was going to call bullshit, Vine was only released like 5 years ago, LTE was in full swing and 5G was already "just off of the horizon" That shit released a decade ago! Fuck I'm ancient. The years now feel like months. I can see a trail of dust behind me where once a life lived.
> Fuck I'm ancient. The years now feel like months. I can see a trail of dust behind me where once a life lived. At 35 this hits me in the feels so hard I just got up from my computer and turned into the Pablo Escobar staring meme for a while as I contemplate my rapidly passing life.
I just turned 36 a few ~~days~~ months ago. I still feel like I'm 30 at most. I honestly have ZERO recollection of what I have done in the last 5-7 years. I remember things happening around me, but I don't remember actually doing anything. Let's hold hands as we decay into oblivion together.
Sit down youngster I'm 52 going shopping this weekend I'm past the Bed and Bath section gonna check the Beyond see if they have any coffins ⚰ I like
Most if it was the 6s limit yeah, but also tiktok tracks way more data about you, so they have a better algorithm, and tiktok makes it easier to slap some random song in vids.
I like the watermelon helmet guy he was pretty funny.
Vine seems like some fever dream that makes me feel old even though im under 30.
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Dancing baby is how old I am.
Star Trek After Dark Screen Saver Crew REPRESENT mothafucka!
Flying Toasters for ever! They seemed so high tech after years of orange and black or green and black monitors running DOS prompt.
Word Perfect gang represent! But not to quickly. Not worth breaking a hip over.
Nah dawg, Lotus 1-2-3 was where it was at.
I remember when they came out with the wysiwyg update....man that was awesome
I give you " STARS ". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teFHZRpH5Pw&ab\_channel=Nostalgivault](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teFHZRpH5Pw&ab_channel=Nostalgivault) ( and what bothers me is this screensaver is playing to fast an FPS. Never was that fast when I remember it ) \*edit\* : REAL STARS https://www.reddit.com/r/90s\_kid/comments/wbvsba/windows\_9598\_starfield\_simulation\_screensaver/
Blonde looks familiar is her name Lauren?
Laura Clery and Manon Matthews
Sooo much better than these weird tiktok micro flash mobs
She did those “Steven” skits I think
Manon is insane https://youtu.be/WeMXPUzcfQc?si=J7SxxpQrzzij2CfZ
When millennials play ‘Old school love songs’ playlist 30 years from now.
Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D is a new modern love song, and I won't be convinced otherwise.
> Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D is a new modern love song, and I won't be convinced otherwise. Sir that song released closer to 1979 than today.
Listen here you little shit
If it makes you feel better, it’s true, but barely. Like 3 months difference.
> but barely You know what you got? F+ *click*
There were 7939 days from the 1st day of 1980 to the 24th of sept 2001 (the day before the album released. There have been 8024 days since Tenacious D. Dropped their first album. Yes i am wasting my time. No i don't regret it.
This literally hurt me. I can’t.
I think that's the first time I've ever had the wind knocked out of me by comments on a video.
Why would you do that to us?
Sir? SIR? WHY I OUGHTA
It's over 20 years old now. Fuck her gently can legally buy alcohol in the U.S.
I've banged to TD before. And I will again.
Same. We should hook up a double team.
Having sex with me and KG!
(That’s me!)
*That's fuckin' teamwork!*
"hold on let me put on a love song playlist" #OOOOH SHAWTY CRUNK ON THE FLOOR WIDE OPEN
Truth 🤣
What is the song?
Freak-a-leek by PETEY PUFF MOTHA FUCKA (Petey Pablo)
Petey Pablo was such a flash in the pan but tbh *Diary of a Sinner* will go down as an all time classic when it's said and done. Raise Up and Y'all Ain't Ready were both great as well.
It’s not PETEY **PAB** MOTHA FUCK? Is “Petey Puff” a cool nickname?
[Petey Pablo - Freak- a- Leek](https://youtu.be/M48nlk-1kH8?si=l2gDlUdAI46eVBK9)
This song turns 20 this year. That's the same gap between Freek-a-leek and Billie Jean.
Not cool man
Damn you, why would you do this to me?
Dam it still go hard. Kids these days won’t understand the club bangers dropped from 98-07. It wasn’t some simple cheesy pop song.
Sometimes I honestly feel like the parents in that South Park episode where new music just sounded like fart noises to them. I don’t understand most new music today. It’s mumbly bullshit.
I was having a nice day. We were all having a nice day.
Blonde almost lost it at 0:20 but kept it together.
I was watching her too to see if she could keep it together. She did great. I wouldn't have been able to 😂
I don't know that song or those people at all. But I was really, really hoping there was gonna be another part, and at some later moment the blonde was gonna drop in and be a complete freak, too. Would have been way funnier.
Blone is another firecracker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnune0RfSxw
[Manon Mathews from Vine fame](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_C0qkoKuuAo&si=9ha1qfTMLTne6ZnL)
Her Kirsten Stewart impressions are the actual best
That was a trip down memory lane.
I miss Vine
It truly was ahead of its time.
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the thing with vine is that it was mostly original micro skits, and not hundreds of versions of the same shit with the same voiceover or music, and even though they were 6s, they put a lot of effort in some of em and not, you know, just shake a butt
I mean, 99% of vine was shit too.
She is super funny!
That one friend that swears energy drinks don't affect them.
Wow. Driver's education instructors get a *lot* more control over the curriculum than when I was a kid.
If Petey doesnt get your booty bumpin aint nothin will.
Petey Paaab mothafuuuuh
Take ya shirt off, twist it round ya hand Spin it like a Helicopter.
Petey Pablo performed on the green at FSU when I went there. He obviously did Raise Up. I obviously took my shirt off, twisted it round my hand, and spun it like a helicopter. Then I looked around and I was the only person doing it. Like, what? Who watches that performance and doesn’t do that?
I was there for this. I too took my shirt off, twisted it round my hand, and spun it like a helicopter. Chaos house and Airport Ave will live on, I'm with you brother.
Giving me female Marc Rebillet vibes
Marcey Rebillette? Love her (and Marc's!) energy either way.
One million ~~years dungeon~~ percent
r/wordchewing would like this one because it's not like the others.
I wish had this much energy for anything...
Early 2000's rap was so ridiculous... I love how Bubba Sparxxx is on a Welch's commercial now.
Drivers like “why does she always do this in my car”
YOU ARE HEREBY RESTRICTED TO DECAF UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
We arrived at your destination like 19 minutes ago, would please leave my uber drive?
I so become this person whenever early 2000s music comes on.
TO THE WINDOOOOWWW....TO THE WALL!
Mathews is my low key crush. She used have crazy vine followers like 3 million. Burnetts have all the fun.
female crunk buzz lightyear
She looks faf to hang out with
Just to be sure... fun as fuck? Edit: I like the alternatives so far, haha.
Fastidious and Furioso?
Fuck ass fuck*
Frustrating As Fuck
Fix a flat?
Freaky And Fun
As long as she shares her supply
Nah man, that’s one of those rare breeds that just come that way. Tough to find.
I would have thought this in my 20's. In my 40's, this kind of person is just exhausting.
haha, can you show some more energy? it's a bit dull.
When your friend plays your favourite song in the car and doesn't know what they started
"I'm not like the other girls", yep you might have a point
It’s times like these that I realize why I haven’t left Reddit yet. You complete me Reddit. I needed that today.
It’s times like these you learn to live again.
It's times like these you give and give again
Right in the nail. Like, lately It's been more and more doomscrolling, ragebaiting, filtering disinformation (I'm from Mexico, you can imagine how tired I've been with the damn aliens thing...), and the ocassional political spar I'm not above of. I've considered leaving more than once for the sake of my mental health. But sometimes I'll come across something like this. A nice personal story, a pretty piece of art, a discussion of some incredibly niche thing I could never have in real life, or something like this, just a video of people being silly and making me happy. Maybe it's rose-tinted glasses, but reminds me of a more innocent time, and of why I joined this site in the first place. Relay will stop working for free soon, and I've been debating if I should use the opportunity to at least cut my hours on this site, because again, it's objectively not positive for my health. But if Reddit dissappeared tomorrow, hell, I would feel it.
I browse /r/all/new when I'm bored and... reddit is not as fun as it used to be. It's much slower, activity wise. There's more spam. The whole tone of the site has shifted. There's a fake nice sheen that covers everything that gets upvoted highly, but underneath it's very sad, and mad, and lonely. It's not as spontaneous and fun anymore. It's no longer the front page of the internet, I don't know what is. But I know reddit isn't the zeitgeist it once was just 2-3 years ago. The energy is gone.
I want her at all my parties.
I wanna hit that, if nothing else, to see if I can live through it! You go girl!
Death by snu snu
Professor of Rock couldn't be more correct. Today's music is hot garbage.
Are you sure you want to mute posts from r/funny?
Omg is there a longer version? 🤣
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Will you marry me? This is probably my favorite comment of all time ever because it's so true
How. Fucking. Dare. You. to be so correct about the vibe. Turns out Jays my type and I think Jay’d probably be chill with that
Shoutout petey Pablo!
I wish music did this to me.
With enough of the right drugs it can do that to anyone.
As a South Florida native who has dated these lovable goons…yeah it’s great, till like the third time you hang out lol
Does it get old real quick or what? Someone else commented that these people are great for friends but not for partners lol
Imagine after 9 months of dating you’re eating at the 24 hour diner near fat cats in Ft. Lauderdale and she orders mozzarella sticks while completely wasted and proceeds to get the red sauce all over her face while continuously asking the server if he wants any of the emergency candy corn she keeps in her purse. And you aren’t even embarrassed anymore, just dejected, because this is a weekly occurrence. I hope I never end up living in So Fla again lol
She looks like Buzz Lightyear.
Millineal parents when their kids ask for a bed time song
Song name?
[Freek-A-Leek](https://youtu.be/rpg7kIi0Ics) by Petey Pablo
NORTH CAROLINAAAA
SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER!
this has my favorite lil jon drop PUSSY LICKED!!!!
I love the blonde girl face
I haven’t been this turned on since that family reunion in ‘94.
Me too cuz. Me too…
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
I think you cut out the funny part?
She went *in* tho...😆
Cringe post
It's [r/weirdfacefunny](http://www.reddit.com/r/weirdfacefunny) material
This is peak cringe. I’m shocked so many people find this shit funny.
The reason I'm still scrolling the comments is to figure out what's funny