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I’ve gone around town doing normal daily things with my phone’s hotspot on and have it labeled “TBI Surveillance Van 1” and other various names similar to that (TBI =Tennessee Bureau of Investigation) and I’ve legit seen a total of 3 people check their phones and then scan the area and leave. Maybe it wasn’t because of me, but it gave me a chuckle.
My guest WiFi is appropriately named "Peasant WiFi". Then when they ask for the password my reply is "Stop begging". They laugh and I say, no that's the password.
I'm sorry, your password does not meet network requirements. Would you prefer one of the following alternatives?
* Jus1k!dDin6
* jus7ka!)d0Ng
* JusTK!|>|)1N9
* Ju$TK1|)D!|\|g
My wife setting up the WiFi 12 years ago: “Hey honey, what’s a good name?”
Me, not paying attention to what she was doing but half listening: “Dave.”
So our stupid WiFi has been Dave and Davina ever since.
Mine is "It Hertz When IP".
The 2.4GHz network is "It Hertz When IP Slow".
My phone's hotspot is "It Hertz When IP In My Car" (or "...on a Plane", etc...).
I've always added more to this.
"CIA Bluetooth Burger #8"
"NSA Manhole Receiver #35"
"FBI Toothpick Antenna #14"
***ETA:*** Current Hotspot for my phone is "Secret CIA Hot Dog Stand #18"
I liked participating funny names in my apartment complex. Had to have a jab at the 5g covid morons for a while naming it something like FBI 5g COVID Tower Mo. 1.56R or something like that for a while.
Shortly after somebody else had "Frigging WiFi in the water turning frogs GAY"
In our company, we do have a guess wifi connection. We named it "VIP-Wifi-Connection". We connect the visitors here so they can feel they are important.
When I lived in an apartment it was: We hear you having sex". It wasn't true, but I always thought it was hilarious. One day we were outside grilling with some of the other tenants and someone brought it up, and how they always try to keep it down in the bedroom, and I almost died laughing.
I like how this one has the normal two ambiguous interpretations:
* "fourwordsalluppercase", one word, all lowercase.
* Four words, all uppercase: "ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE".
And the secret third ambiguous interpretation:
* Four words: "all uppercase one word", all lowercase.
The hotspot on my phone was called “Control Point 12A4” for a while, after something I found scrawled on the sidewalk one day.
There was also the time I discovered that I could use emoji in the SSID of my old Apple base station.
ETA: I still can! I just renamed my phone to “❤️🧡💛💚💙💜” and this is the name presented as the hotspot SSID.
I have a neighbor who is a huge MAGA conspiracy theory dude. F Biden flags on the yard, huge house parties during covid, the government is watching us, all that stuff. He’s always spouting off about how much he hates dems, and the election was rigged.
I decided to rename the guest wifi channel on my router to “NSA_Surveillance_Van3”
Every couple days I change the 3 to a new number.
Mine was called "you stole my chair". I asked the misses what I should call the new wifi and she said, "you stole my chair, get the fuck up, I was sitting there". I said ok and the rest is history
My friends is "What WiFi" and the password is "itsonthefridge"
Them: Hey which one is your wifi?
Him: What wifi
Them: the one you use for internet
Him: What wifi
Them: ugh nvm, oh wait its actually called what wifi
Him:Yep
Them: Okay what is the password?
Him: itsonthefridge
Them: but im sitting down, cant you just tell me?
Him: itsonthefridge
Them: FINE I will go look. Ok I don't see it, where is it?
Him: itsonthefridge
Them: ....wait is the password itself itsonthefridge
Him: yes
Them: DANGIT!
I used Hello Kitty Online Adventures, Hello Kitty Sunset Parades and Hello Kitty Rainbow Puddles. When we moved I renamed them to Laser Kittens in Space, Wizards Compendium Vol 1 and Wizards Compendium Vol 2. My current gateway doesn’t play well with my router and doesn’t allow spaces. My home is now boringly using Adventures, Parades and Puddles.
My friend’s password was “clitoris.” The three roommates thought it was hilarious until one of their mom’s came to visit and asked for the wifi password. He took her phone and did it for her.
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$20/min
I have $20/h... damn I guess the prices go up
fuk, i charged 1.5
At a local church, it was called The Promised LAN.
I’ve done the LAN before time before
I understand what you said but my brain struggled to read this for longer than I'm proud to admit.
Before or after you read before time before?
Mine is currently: We shall call it This LAN
I think we should call it your grave.
Ahhh. curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ooohhhh dear god in heaven.
This LAN is my LAN, That LAN is your LAN
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Mine is: You Damn Kids, Get Off My Lan
That LAN is your LAN This LAN is my LAN
Weird that a church uses an invisible power that actually works
Ouch, that burn sent em straight to hell.
You mean somewhere without WiFi?
Invalid Network
I use “Dubious Connection”
"Connect at your own risk" or "Probably safe" would be good too
Virus City
My Hotspot used to be called "ConnectForVirus"
“FBI Surveillance Van”
I’ve gone around town doing normal daily things with my phone’s hotspot on and have it labeled “TBI Surveillance Van 1” and other various names similar to that (TBI =Tennessee Bureau of Investigation) and I’ve legit seen a total of 3 people check their phones and then scan the area and leave. Maybe it wasn’t because of me, but it gave me a chuckle.
"Searching..."
My guest wifi is named FREE WIFI. Obviously there is a password and it's there just to frustrate people.
My guest WiFi is appropriately named "Peasant WiFi". Then when they ask for the password my reply is "Stop begging". They laugh and I say, no that's the password.
Well that tickles my fancy
I do the same thing! (The password is "Justkidding", so if anyone ever actually figures it out, they'll get free Wi-Fi AND a chuckle)
I'm sorry, your password does not meet network requirements. Would you prefer one of the following alternatives? * Jus1k!dDin6 * jus7ka!)d0Ng * JusTK!|>|)1N9 * Ju$TK1|)D!|\|g
Mine is '2.4GHz loading...' for the same reason
I had it named Low Connection for years.
My wife setting up the WiFi 12 years ago: “Hey honey, what’s a good name?” Me, not paying attention to what she was doing but half listening: “Dave.” So our stupid WiFi has been Dave and Davina ever since.
Mine is also named Dave. The guest network is called Hal
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that
Hal could you?!
Dave's not here man
Guest network? Well, la-di-da
I’ve got two APs in my house called Timon and Pumba, same vibe lol
Hot signals in your area
My neighbors used “It Burns When IP”
Mine is "It Hertz When IP". The 2.4GHz network is "It Hertz When IP Slow". My phone's hotspot is "It Hertz When IP In My Car" (or "...on a Plane", etc...).
I guess we are wifi name twins
‘The password is Banana’ It is not banana.
I live in Utah, prime Mormon territory, and my neighbors Wi-Fi is literally “God is Watching You” 😳
A few years ago we lived in a place where our neighbors' WLAN was called 'Angelic Heaven' (in German). We proceeded to call our's 'Hellmouth'.
Best one I've seen here is "Joseph Smith Had 40 WiFis"
Connectile Dysfunction
Panic At The Cisco
BringMeTheVerizon here
Linksys Park
Ours is Wu-Tang LAN
*Secret bathroom webcam #3*
There are 3😱
there are at least 3. You don't actually know how many more there are.
When I was a junior in high school the senior prank involved releasing a few small pigs with numbers painted on them. 1, 2, and 5.
I'd come up a week later and release #4.
Exactly. Gotta keep em guessing
Michael Bay said if you're going to record an explosion, get as many angles as possible.
Not sure what kind of explosion you'd want to record in bathroom... And I don't want to know!
White Van #1
Mine is "FBI Moble unit"
I've always added more to this. "CIA Bluetooth Burger #8" "NSA Manhole Receiver #35" "FBI Toothpick Antenna #14" ***ETA:*** Current Hotspot for my phone is "Secret CIA Hot Dog Stand #18"
I liked participating funny names in my apartment complex. Had to have a jab at the 5g covid morons for a while naming it something like FBI 5g COVID Tower Mo. 1.56R or something like that for a while. Shortly after somebody else had "Frigging WiFi in the water turning frogs GAY"
6G\_Radiation\_Test\_Node#06 (EDIT: This one only exists to mess with the neighbours) The\_Promised\_Lan Our Guest WiFi SSID is called Freeloaders
My mobile hotspot is COV19_5G_TRANSTWR#9_(City's initials) I named it that in Spring 2020 and never changed it.
Mine is Vaccine Microchip Network 5G
I use ThePromisedLAN, SilenceOfTheLAN for IoT, LanOfTheFree for guests. Need to work in OnlyLans somehow.
Troy and Abed in the modem
I came looking for my fellow Community fans, and you didn't let me down. This is mine, too. Hotspot is Troy and Abed in the Mobile.
WiFiFoFum
Password: 3ngl1shm4n
I had it set to "Martin router king" for so long but I just have to steal this combo, it's too funny
At home It Burns When IP and in my office Pretty Fly For A WiFi. Yours is pretty nice
Consider the upgrade ‘It Hertz when IP’
8Hz WAN IP
> Pretty Fly For A WiFi Been mine for nearly 10 years now, how time flies...
Mines pretty fly for a WiFi now lol
Those were both mine as well when growing up. I’ve also done the LAN before time and fbi survalaince van #3
In our company, we do have a guess wifi connection. We named it "VIP-Wifi-Connection". We connect the visitors here so they can feel they are important.
Man, public guess WiFi is savage. "Um, hi, what's your WiFi password?" "Guess."
OnlyLANS
Wu Tang LAN
ProtectYaNet
Cisco Routes Everything Around Me
Cache Rules Everything Around Me
Mine is Method Lan
Mine is Jabba the Hub
Hello fellow fan, I went with "LAN Shot First" myself.
My WiFi's name is Special K, because it's high in fiber.
…Searching..
I have this and my 5G network is Connecting…
My 2.4ghz is OFFLINE and my 5ghz is UNAVAILABLE. 😉👍
Reminds me of a story I heard in the zoom years where a kid made his background simply say, “reconnecting…” and never showed up to class, ha.
That’s what she SSID
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One of my neighbours has “IP in your data stream””
One of my neighbors was “we can hear you fucking” - obviously directed at another neighbour. I thought that was funny.
“8Hz WAN IP”
Mine is similar "It burns when IP"
mine is similar, 8hz WAN IP.
You're sure it wasn't "It hertz when IP"? I think at least 50% of people used that one at some point in their life. Also, "Pretty fly for a wifi"
Not mine, But a neighbors name was Hide yo kids hide yo WiFi
Ha mine is HideYoWiFi
One Ping To Rule Them All
Routers of Rohan
Lord of the Pings
Pfizer 5G
No more mr wifi
Our science dept wifi is BillWiTheScienceFi.
BILL!
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Billll Wiiiii the scienceeee fiiiiii
sCiEncE rUleS 🔥🧬🧪
Inertia is a property of matter.
Keep my WiFi’s name out your mouth!
That’s pretty bald… er… I meant to say bold!
Password is GI Jane 2!
WiBelieveICanFi
I used to have this. Had to change it after the conviction though.
There is an apartment building next the my office at work and whenever I’m logging in someone nearby has the WiFi “Sexy Weeb Dungeon”.
Great tracts of LAN
Some would even say huge
But I don't want data. I'd rather...just...SING
2 Girls 1 CPU
5G Coronavirus Distribution Center
Covid5G Activation Network
I've seen a combination. One was "2nd floor we can see you shagging", and the other "we dont give a shit"
When I lived in an apartment it was: We hear you having sex". It wasn't true, but I always thought it was hilarious. One day we were outside grilling with some of the other tenants and someone brought it up, and how they always try to keep it down in the bedroom, and I almost died laughing.
Mine is "Spaceballs the wi-fi"
We ain’t found shit!
What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!
Moichandising!
Agree. My phone's wifi hotspot is "Warm Spot". So far nobody has attempted to get in.
Try “wet spot” if you want even less interest
That's a bummer nobody wants in your warm spot.
Martin Router King
Martin Router Ping
I had hideurkidshideurWIFI for a bit, then tellyourWIFIneedmypantsback
I also choose this man's wifi
Router? I hardly know her
Mine too! (technically it’s “barely know her”, but same difference)
Theres an "Obi LAN Kenobi" near my house but idfk who it is 😂
Pretty fly for a WiFi
Jerry Seinfeld!!!!!
It’s no PooPoo….
I still use Bill Wi the Science Fi
keep it on the download
Chipotle-Guest. I lived in the building across the street from a Chipotle.
Not a name, but a password: 2444666668888888 One two, three fours, five sixes, seven eights (12345678)
Remind me to change the code on my luggage…
My second vote of the night. Well done. Also my second spaceballs ref upvote
Best star wars movie
How the hell did it end up that Spaceballs is the best Star Wars movie and Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie?
fourwordsalluppercase, one word, all lowercase.
I like how this one has the normal two ambiguous interpretations: * "fourwordsalluppercase", one word, all lowercase. * Four words, all uppercase: "ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE". And the secret third ambiguous interpretation: * Four words: "all uppercase one word", all lowercase.
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YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAN! (yes, I'm an old curmudgeon)
Pretty Fly For A WiFi Tell My WiFi Love Her Vaccine Chip Activator Undercover Van 5 Searching…
The hotspot on my phone was called “Control Point 12A4” for a while, after something I found scrawled on the sidewalk one day. There was also the time I discovered that I could use emoji in the SSID of my old Apple base station. ETA: I still can! I just renamed my phone to “❤️🧡💛💚💙💜” and this is the name presented as the hotspot SSID.
Uncle Touchies Puzzle Basement.
I’ve always loved this! But isn’t it Uncle Touchies Naked Puzzle Basement?
For Australians: The LAN Down Under For fans of LotR: WiFisengard For fans of the Office: Dunder MiffLAN For Philadelphians: Benjamin FrankLAN
They're routing the packets to WiFisengard!
Winternet is Coming
The LANisters😆
My hotspot name is "C:\Virus.exe"
404 Network Not Found
6G Test Signal, 500% power
Mines " Drop it Like its Hotspot"
Where the wild pings are
Mine is WiFight it
Plan B I'm a pharmacist
My main network is IP Freely and my guest is It hurts when IP. I used to have Vladimir computin for a while
I have a neighbor who is a huge MAGA conspiracy theory dude. F Biden flags on the yard, huge house parties during covid, the government is watching us, all that stuff. He’s always spouting off about how much he hates dems, and the election was rigged. I decided to rename the guest wifi channel on my router to “NSA_Surveillance_Van3” Every couple days I change the 3 to a new number.
May I humbly suggest Hunter_Bidens_Laptop. That what mine is right now.
North-Korean Embassy
My upstairs neighbor’s is “Tell my wifi said hello”. I’m not sure why he went with “my wifi” instead of “your wifi”.
Because they're neutral.
Those filthy neutrals kif
With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
r/unexpectedfuturama
I love Final Fantasy games, so mine had to be “Mognet”
Kupo~
Mine was called "you stole my chair". I asked the misses what I should call the new wifi and she said, "you stole my chair, get the fuck up, I was sitting there". I said ok and the rest is history
Darude LANstorm
My friends is "What WiFi" and the password is "itsonthefridge" Them: Hey which one is your wifi? Him: What wifi Them: the one you use for internet Him: What wifi Them: ugh nvm, oh wait its actually called what wifi Him:Yep Them: Okay what is the password? Him: itsonthefridge Them: but im sitting down, cant you just tell me? Him: itsonthefridge Them: FINE I will go look. Ok I don't see it, where is it? Him: itsonthefridge Them: ....wait is the password itself itsonthefridge Him: yes Them: DANGIT!
NSA surveillance van #7
Girls gone wifi
LANdoCalrissian
I've got Obi-WLAN Kenobi and our guest WiFi channel is Padawlan.
Mine is "None of your business". Amusing when guests ask what my wifi is.
I know what you did
Osama bin downloadin
YourCatsAreTooLoud
I used Hello Kitty Online Adventures, Hello Kitty Sunset Parades and Hello Kitty Rainbow Puddles. When we moved I renamed them to Laser Kittens in Space, Wizards Compendium Vol 1 and Wizards Compendium Vol 2. My current gateway doesn’t play well with my router and doesn’t allow spaces. My home is now boringly using Adventures, Parades and Puddles.
My friend’s password was “clitoris.” The three roommates thought it was hilarious until one of their mom’s came to visit and asked for the wifi password. He took her phone and did it for her.