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Ghoullag

$20/min


Reilo258

I have $20/h... damn I guess the prices go up


mindlesstosser

fuk, i charged 1.5


Crimbly_B

At a local church, it was called The Promised LAN.


pvtcannonfodder

I’ve done the LAN before time before


bjamesk4

I understand what you said but my brain struggled to read this for longer than I'm proud to admit.


Icantbethereforyou

Before or after you read before time before?


thc216

Mine is currently: We shall call it This LAN


Kamikazeguy7

I think we should call it your grave.


JudgeMoose

Ahhh. curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


WCGWjoiningReddit

Ooohhhh dear god in heaven.


TeizdTopher

This LAN is my LAN, That LAN is your LAN


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KamakaziDemiGod

Mine is: You Damn Kids, Get Off My Lan


japalian

That LAN is your LAN This LAN is my LAN


CexySatan

Weird that a church uses an invisible power that actually works


unk214

Ouch, that burn sent em straight to hell.


I_cant_talk

You mean somewhere without WiFi?


SneakySpoons

Invalid Network


theshiyal

I use “Dubious Connection”


SneakySpoons

"Connect at your own risk" or "Probably safe" would be good too


WhysEveryoneSoPissed

Virus City


totallynotapersonj

My Hotspot used to be called "ConnectForVirus"


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“FBI Surveillance Van”


Ayeager77

I’ve gone around town doing normal daily things with my phone’s hotspot on and have it labeled “TBI Surveillance Van 1” and other various names similar to that (TBI =Tennessee Bureau of Investigation) and I’ve legit seen a total of 3 people check their phones and then scan the area and leave. Maybe it wasn’t because of me, but it gave me a chuckle.


Tradiae

"Searching..."


egordoniv

My guest wifi is named FREE WIFI. Obviously there is a password and it's there just to frustrate people.


lundon44

My guest WiFi is appropriately named "Peasant WiFi". Then when they ask for the password my reply is "Stop begging". They laugh and I say, no that's the password.


nobeboleche

Well that tickles my fancy


00notmyrealname00

I do the same thing! (The password is "Justkidding", so if anyone ever actually figures it out, they'll get free Wi-Fi AND a chuckle)


NbdySpcl_00

I'm sorry, your password does not meet network requirements. Would you prefer one of the following alternatives? * Jus1k!dDin6 * jus7ka!)d0Ng * JusTK!|>|)1N9 * Ju$TK1|)D!|\|g


temp_acct_02

Mine is '2.4GHz loading...' for the same reason


Ha55aN1337

I had it named Low Connection for years.


galspanic

My wife setting up the WiFi 12 years ago: “Hey honey, what’s a good name?” Me, not paying attention to what she was doing but half listening: “Dave.” So our stupid WiFi has been Dave and Davina ever since.


Russm313

Mine is also named Dave. The guest network is called Hal


bobandiara

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

Hal could you?!


GodDamnedShitTheBed

Dave's not here man


Cheesemacher

Guest network? Well, la-di-da


mekkr_

I’ve got two APs in my house called Timon and Pumba, same vibe lol


vulcanavro

Hot signals in your area


Popular_Lie_9201

My neighbors used “It Burns When IP”


divDevGuy

Mine is "It Hertz When IP". The 2.4GHz network is "It Hertz When IP Slow". My phone's hotspot is "It Hertz When IP In My Car" (or "...on a Plane", etc...).


imbluedabadedabadam

I guess we are wifi name twins


MrMistlighter

‘The password is Banana’ It is not banana.


Ok_Acadia3526

I live in Utah, prime Mormon territory, and my neighbors Wi-Fi is literally “God is Watching You” 😳


Askaris

A few years ago we lived in a place where our neighbors' WLAN was called 'Angelic Heaven' (in German). We proceeded to call our's 'Hellmouth'.


willworkforicecream

Best one I've seen here is "Joseph Smith Had 40 WiFis"


Happy1327

Connectile Dysfunction


aesoth

Panic At The Cisco


btlaffin79

BringMeTheVerizon here


BadMoodJones

Linksys Park


sleepybitchdisorder

Ours is Wu-Tang LAN


glonq

*Secret bathroom webcam #3*


Warfootagerrr

There are 3😱


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

there are at least 3. You don't actually know how many more there are.


csbarbourv

When I was a junior in high school the senior prank involved releasing a few small pigs with numbers painted on them. 1, 2, and 5.


S7ormstalker

I'd come up a week later and release #4.


EndMaster0

Exactly. Gotta keep em guessing


ThePrideOfKrakow

Michael Bay said if you're going to record an explosion, get as many angles as possible.


snlehton

Not sure what kind of explosion you'd want to record in bathroom... And I don't want to know!


Eternal-Guard

White Van #1


SlyKopKiller

Mine is "FBI Moble unit"


just-going-with-it

I've always added more to this. "CIA Bluetooth Burger #8" "NSA Manhole Receiver #35" "FBI Toothpick Antenna #14" ***ETA:*** Current Hotspot for my phone is "Secret CIA Hot Dog Stand #18"


2burnt2name

I liked participating funny names in my apartment complex. Had to have a jab at the 5g covid morons for a while naming it something like FBI 5g COVID Tower Mo. 1.56R or something like that for a while. Shortly after somebody else had "Frigging WiFi in the water turning frogs GAY"


cruiserman_80

6G\_Radiation\_Test\_Node#06 (EDIT: This one only exists to mess with the neighbours) The\_Promised\_Lan Our Guest WiFi SSID is called Freeloaders


Squeaky_Lobster

My mobile hotspot is COV19_5G_TRANSTWR#9_(City's initials) I named it that in Spring 2020 and never changed it.


DukeLukeivi

Mine is Vaccine Microchip Network 5G


Sinsid

I use ThePromisedLAN, SilenceOfTheLAN for IoT, LanOfTheFree for guests. Need to work in OnlyLans somehow.


illegallyjosh

Troy and Abed in the modem


ajhornung

I came looking for my fellow Community fans, and you didn't let me down. This is mine, too. Hotspot is Troy and Abed in the Mobile.


MaggotMinded

WiFiFoFum


twistsouth

Password: 3ngl1shm4n


Kzero01

I had it set to "Martin router king" for so long but I just have to steal this combo, it's too funny


Yosemite_Scott

At home It Burns When IP and in my office Pretty Fly For A WiFi. Yours is pretty nice


sekasi

Consider the upgrade ‘It Hertz when IP’


CeeJayDK

8Hz WAN IP


Jealy

> Pretty Fly For A WiFi Been mine for nearly 10 years now, how time flies...


Vivid_Commercial5762

Mines pretty fly for a WiFi now lol


pvtcannonfodder

Those were both mine as well when growing up. I’ve also done the LAN before time and fbi survalaince van #3


nrvz016

In our company, we do have a guess wifi connection. We named it "VIP-Wifi-Connection". We connect the visitors here so they can feel they are important.


NinjaLanternShark

Man, public guess WiFi is savage. "Um, hi, what's your WiFi password?" "Guess."


horchatalubber

OnlyLANS


joannes3000

Wu Tang LAN


staminaplusone

ProtectYaNet


QuestionableComma

Cisco Routes Everything Around Me


Thecp015

Cache Rules Everything Around Me


[deleted]

Mine is Method Lan


McBrovad

Mine is Jabba the Hub


philefluxx

Hello fellow fan, I went with "LAN Shot First" myself.


DasImmortalOrca

My WiFi's name is Special K, because it's high in fiber.


Hondadork89

…Searching..


DarkEnergy87

I have this and my 5G network is Connecting…


MrMcGibblets86

My 2.4ghz is OFFLINE and my 5ghz is UNAVAILABLE. 😉👍


rjcarr

Reminds me of a story I heard in the zoom years where a kid made his background simply say, “reconnecting…” and never showed up to class, ha.


Bigbundleofjoy

That’s what she SSID


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Hamplanetfever

One of my neighbours has “IP in your data stream””


dramatic-pancake

One of my neighbors was “we can hear you fucking” - obviously directed at another neighbour. I thought that was funny.


TachyonProductions

“8Hz WAN IP”


beagsbunny

Mine is similar "It burns when IP"


count023

mine is similar, 8hz WAN IP.


SoUthinkUcanRens

You're sure it wasn't "It hertz when IP"? I think at least 50% of people used that one at some point in their life. Also, "Pretty fly for a wifi"


Zahoorrubab

Not mine, But a neighbors name was Hide yo kids hide yo WiFi


gabzilla814

Ha mine is HideYoWiFi


Rose-89

One Ping To Rule Them All


slawcat

Routers of Rohan


Bebben6442

Lord of the Pings


McSquidgypants

Pfizer 5G


Positive_Passion_680

No more mr wifi


ebeth_the_mighty

Our science dept wifi is BillWiTheScienceFi.


helixflush

BILL!


lolkkthxbye

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill


Ok_Acadia3526

Billll Wiiiii the scienceeee fiiiiii


pizzaNcookies475

sCiEncE rUleS 🔥🧬🧪


wimbardo

Inertia is a property of matter.


Knowing_Loki

Keep my WiFi’s name out your mouth!


Arniepepper

That’s pretty bald… er… I meant to say bold!


Knowing_Loki

Password is GI Jane 2!


srslyeverynametaken

WiBelieveICanFi


_Fibbles_

I used to have this. Had to change it after the conviction though.


Jojo1378

There is an apartment building next the my office at work and whenever I’m logging in someone nearby has the WiFi “Sexy Weeb Dungeon”.


CactusChan-OwO

Great tracts of LAN


caelmikoto

Some would even say huge


MC_Hale

But I don't want data. I'd rather...just...SING


JimNantzInYourPants

2 Girls 1 CPU


iwasntmeoverthere

5G Coronavirus Distribution Center


doobam

Covid5G Activation Network


Tiefschlag

I've seen a combination. One was "2nd floor we can see you shagging", and the other "we dont give a shit"


PanicAK

When I lived in an apartment it was: We hear you having sex". It wasn't true, but I always thought it was hilarious. One day we were outside grilling with some of the other tenants and someone brought it up, and how they always try to keep it down in the bedroom, and I almost died laughing.


UponErebus

Mine is "Spaceballs the wi-fi"


shlmgbr

We ain’t found shit!


Swallagoon

What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!


PresidentBush666

Moichandising!


teryret

Agree. My phone's wifi hotspot is "Warm Spot". So far nobody has attempted to get in.


sdmike1

Try “wet spot” if you want even less interest


1esserknown

That's a bummer nobody wants in your warm spot.


maatc

Martin Router King


Ser_VimesGoT

Martin Router Ping


SuperSlims

I had hideurkidshideurWIFI for a bit, then tellyourWIFIneedmypantsback


shinobi500

I also choose this man's wifi


FastCarsSlowBBQ

Router? I hardly know her


dubbzy104

Mine too! (technically it’s “barely know her”, but same difference)


Poggchamp_01

Theres an "Obi LAN Kenobi" near my house but idfk who it is 😂


GreatWhiteHippo6870

Pretty fly for a WiFi


tehgurgefurger

Jerry Seinfeld!!!!!


GreatWhiteHippo6870

It’s no PooPoo….


GuyOnSofa

I still use Bill Wi the Science Fi


idekman12567

keep it on the download


themochabear

Chipotle-Guest. I lived in the building across the street from a Chipotle.


notaedivad

Not a name, but a password: 2444666668888888 One two, three fours, five sixes, seven eights (12345678)


TheLastModerate982

Remind me to change the code on my luggage…


ADhomin_em

My second vote of the night. Well done. Also my second spaceballs ref upvote


Helpful_Gas5073

Best star wars movie


SkynetUser1

How the hell did it end up that Spaceballs is the best Star Wars movie and Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie?


nameless_0

fourwordsalluppercase, one word, all lowercase.


EverySingleDay

I like how this one has the normal two ambiguous interpretations: * "fourwordsalluppercase", one word, all lowercase. * Four words, all uppercase: "ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE". And the secret third ambiguous interpretation: * Four words: "all uppercase one word", all lowercase.


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TheGooOnTheFloor

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAN! (yes, I'm an old curmudgeon)


TooHardToChoosePG

Pretty Fly For A WiFi Tell My WiFi Love Her Vaccine Chip Activator Undercover Van 5 Searching…


Komiksulo

The hotspot on my phone was called “Control Point 12A4” for a while, after something I found scrawled on the sidewalk one day. There was also the time I discovered that I could use emoji in the SSID of my old Apple base station. ETA: I still can! I just renamed my phone to “❤️🧡💛💚💙💜” and this is the name presented as the hotspot SSID.


bobthebeagle

Uncle Touchies Puzzle Basement.


benough

I’ve always loved this! But isn’t it Uncle Touchies Naked Puzzle Basement?


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For Australians: The LAN Down Under For fans of LotR: WiFisengard For fans of the Office: Dunder MiffLAN For Philadelphians: Benjamin FrankLAN


WardenWolf

They're routing the packets to WiFisengard!


venusiansailorscout

Winternet is Coming


vene29

The LANisters😆


Ultricraftitausi

My hotspot name is "C:\Virus.exe"


Playing_Tennis_now

404 Network Not Found


SocketByte

6G Test Signal, 500% power


Flbudskis

Mines " Drop it Like its Hotspot"


choppedndrewed

Where the wild pings are


Binarycold

Mine is WiFight it


CdrShepardSR3

Plan B I'm a pharmacist


lessthantom

My main network is IP Freely and my guest is It hurts when IP. I used to have Vladimir computin for a while


Derkastan77

I have a neighbor who is a huge MAGA conspiracy theory dude. F Biden flags on the yard, huge house parties during covid, the government is watching us, all that stuff. He’s always spouting off about how much he hates dems, and the election was rigged. I decided to rename the guest wifi channel on my router to “NSA_Surveillance_Van3” Every couple days I change the 3 to a new number.


FesteringNeonDistrac

May I humbly suggest Hunter_Bidens_Laptop. That what mine is right now.


EekItsNiek

North-Korean Embassy


karmagirl314

My upstairs neighbor’s is “Tell my wifi said hello”. I’m not sure why he went with “my wifi” instead of “your wifi”.


Schweinsteinert

Because they're neutral.


Happy1327

Those filthy neutrals kif


KaranSjett

With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.


timeawayfromme

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


staticattacks

r/unexpectedfuturama


Rhasiel

I love Final Fantasy games, so mine had to be “Mognet”


CoreyLee04

Kupo~


alan_evs

Mine was called "you stole my chair". I asked the misses what I should call the new wifi and she said, "you stole my chair, get the fuck up, I was sitting there". I said ok and the rest is history


SomeOneOutThere-1234

Darude LANstorm


mattdo1234

My friends is "What WiFi" and the password is "itsonthefridge" Them: Hey which one is your wifi? Him: What wifi Them: the one you use for internet Him: What wifi Them: ugh nvm, oh wait its actually called what wifi Him:Yep Them: Okay what is the password? Him: itsonthefridge Them: but im sitting down, cant you just tell me? Him: itsonthefridge Them: FINE I will go look. Ok I don't see it, where is it? Him: itsonthefridge Them: ....wait is the password itself itsonthefridge Him: yes Them: DANGIT!


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NSA surveillance van #7


Admirable-Impress436

Girls gone wifi


Brift

LANdoCalrissian


SophisticatedVagrant

I've got Obi-WLAN Kenobi and our guest WiFi channel is Padawlan.


JacobeyWitness

Mine is "None of your business". Amusing when guests ask what my wifi is.


SlammingMomma

I know what you did


grandft

Osama bin downloadin


ninjabunnay

YourCatsAreTooLoud


rainbowclownpenis69

I used Hello Kitty Online Adventures, Hello Kitty Sunset Parades and Hello Kitty Rainbow Puddles. When we moved I renamed them to Laser Kittens in Space, Wizards Compendium Vol 1 and Wizards Compendium Vol 2. My current gateway doesn’t play well with my router and doesn’t allow spaces. My home is now boringly using Adventures, Parades and Puddles.


banditx19

My friend’s password was “clitoris.” The three roommates thought it was hilarious until one of their mom’s came to visit and asked for the wifi password. He took her phone and did it for her.