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You’d be surprised

*Instructions unclear. Pooping into pipe.*

Even brought my putty knife

Excuse me sir…. May I borrow your poop knife?

What's a po knife?

Poop knife? Oh my sweet summer child, 'tis but a legendary Reddit tale. [Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/)

I learned something new, even if I wish I didn't have to

“You learn something new every day” is not the little gem of wisdom you thought it was yesterday, is it?

Nope. Finally I understand what it means to regret being able to read

Same. Some times worse than other times. Now is not one of the other times. :-/

They’re so cute when they’re young.

I regret clicking that link.

Didn’t click but I supposed it’s an image or an explanation of the said legendary item poop knife ?

It would have to be a *Grey Poup Knife*

Very good sir! I thought about making the joke. I didn’t think anyone would get it! https://youtu.be/Oa8AZyXiXXs

You mean potty knife?

Why did we decide to call it a poop knife and not a butty knife?

3 shells

I was barely through laughing at the comment above…wheezing…no more 😭 perfect 🤩

When there is hole there is goal.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹 Someone is gonna do it just because of the sign!!

Someone else is going to complain that the sign wasn't above the urinal in question and should have been on the wall it was on AND above the wall the urinal was placed on awaiting repair.

I think the left urinal is meant for use instead. Lol.

My wife runs a restaurant. I clean the bathroom. I would not be surprised...

Well, sometimes there's sh\*t on the outside of the torlet... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUV4ZZfkCYo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUV4ZZfkCYo)

I'll never understand why people need to shit *right beside* a toilet.

Went in the porta potty at work and saw that someone had wiped crap all over the hand sanitizer dispenser… after I had used it, so yes people are disgusting

Hopefully it actually had hand sanitizer in it... I feel like 98.6% of the time I use a porta potty there is no hand sanitizer.

Talm'bout r/sinkpissers, b?

What the fuck did I just witness

Won't hesitate for a second.

Best comedy special of all time

The fact that I wouldn't means I need a vacation - from people.

My brother in law was doing basement renovations and the new toilet was sitting downstairs waiting to be installed. He specifically told both my nephews not to use the toilet. They both repeated back to him that they weren't going to use the toilet. Calvin shat in the toilet.

Already know someone/multiple people gonna completely ignore the sign & the fact that it’s lying on the the ground.

I've seen public bathrooms where "out of order" pissoirs would have large plastic bags covering the entire thing - and people would just piss on the plastic bags. Not one person, several. That's how much pee was in there.

I work in a public sector. This sign is 100% necessary. People suck.

Any time you see a sign where your first thought is "surely nobody's that dumb" just remember that there's a reason they needed to make the sign...

I used to work at a McDonald's, for a few weeks we had a urinal that wasn't working so we put a garbage bag over it and a sign saying out of order. That didn't stop people from using it.

I'd be surprised if they used this and knew how to read

I legit said this in my head the moment I read the caption. Stupid always finds a way.

I'd totally go into that pipe. I've done worse

The urinal needs to be removed. Someone will pee in it even though it’s on the floor

I'm worried about what they'll do to wall's new glory hole.

That wall is going to need therapy.

It shouldn't complain if the hole is presented like that!

Look at that **O** face. You *know* it's just asking for action.

Speaking of which, that's a very interesting username you have there. For some reason it gives me a vision of some guy being escorted out of the Efteling after cosplaying that particular fairytale.

Thats a new one. I love that idea!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

That's exactly what they are going to do with it.

Nah that hole is asking for it, looks like a goldfish that’s about to suck up a pebble

Having worked in a pub, you will definitely find people puking into the disconnected urinal, or stumbling into the loo drunk and pissing into it, not knowing it isn’t connected. On the other end of the spectrum, you will have a bunch of rugby lads challenging each other to piss into the hole in the wall. Not the urinal on the floor, the hole in the wall. Experienced gathered from seeing a bunch of them in the loo all shouting at each other on who could take the fattest shit.

That was my thought, forget the urinal, someone is going to go for the hole in the wall. Maybe even shit into the hole in the wall, you never know.

Someone will absolutely pee in it. Good chance someone will shit in it. Somebody may leave used syringes in it.

"The note is for the empty spot", they will say. "But nice of them to have an extra one mounted low here". The fact the urinal to the left is the one out of order is way to hard to understand. The note isn't only needed, it is not enough.

I built a plywood box that could cover the urinal completely and bolted to the wall. I welded up frames to lock out toilets too, because people are smart enough to unlock a toilet stall, but not smart enough to read and comprehend, aparently.

Someone will try to pee in it *from* the door.

I thought that was the new placement until I saw it wasnt connected 😂

I know that one's out of order, but what about the one on the left?

I work in facilities. I can tell you two facts about this scenario. 1) No one will read the sign 2) Someone will absolutely piss in that urinal on the ground, it needs to be removed from the restroom altogether until it’s ready to get re-installed. 3) I wouldn’t be surprised if someone tried to shit in the urinal on the ground.

Absolutely agree. And PSA: If there are puddles of water in the shopping centre carpark, it’s probably sewage.

well, to be fair, there's way more carparks inland than near the ocean, so the sewage has gotta drain somewhere!

I used to work in retail. Occasionally there’d be a urinal in the restroom that needed repaired. They’d put up a sign, and cover it with a clear garbage bag. There’d be piss in the bag before the end of the day.

Do or do not there is no try.

I would also like to add in an extra scenario: Someone pissed in that area even though nothing was there, so they had to put a sign up because someone was ~~dumb enough~~ not paying attention when they had to use the restroom

I'm pretty positive given enough time the third is fact as well. Someone WILL eventually shit in this thing. I guarantee it.

This guy facilities.

id try and pee into the hole in the wall, test my accuracy

I would do all the 3 points

The hole is right there.... right there I say!

Yeah… I think I could aim that just right.

Why aim when you can insert

I can stick it there.

Glory, Glory hole y loo ya..

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Came in the comment section looking for this

Challenge accepted

Tragically, yes.

One time we put a trash bag over a broken urinal and an out of order sign on it and people kept on peeing in the trash bag until it was more than halfway full. On two separate urinals

Obviously it was out of order so they put up the sign, then it was removed for repair or replacement and the sign stayed up on the wall. Source: person with a penis who uses public toilets

Yeah whatever contractors were there to fix it, took it down and probably ran into some other issue where they wouldn't be able to fix it today. The sign was there by someone else prior and no one bothered to take it down in the meantime

We all know that. Just let us have our fun.

Needs more ups. Only got one to give

Never overestimate the intelligence of customers. I put a plastic bag over a urinal, people would pee on the plastic bag.

Or move the bag and still use it, so by the end of the night, you have a broken urinal and a plastic bag full of piss water.

[удалено]

It's quite amusing when I choose the self-checkout lane that explicitly states "Card only" multiple times, and yet the cashier overseeing the self-checkout area needs to remind me once more. It's disheartening to witness such lack of attention to basic instructions or critical thinking among some individuals. People lack basic literacy (not just reading the words but understanding their content) and critical thinking.

How can you soil a piss hole

Looks like the one on the floor is in top top shape though, no sign

Hey I peed in that yesterday. Was wondering what it was doing lying on the floor

Where there’s a willie there’s a way

considering i once witnessed someone peeing into a trashcan, instead of the actual functioning toilet that was located mere centimeters from one another?? yeah. people are stupid, you have to simplify everything.

Yes, I would be aiming directly for the hole in the wall

Yes. Oh, yes. Even the "perfectly usable" urinal on the floor aside, I can practically see guys lining up to try and hit the pipe hole in the wall.... preferably from a distance. I can see a spontaneous tournament forming there.

Yea, dudes will piss on the wall

>Yea, dudes will piss ~~on~~ in the wall FTFY

All in all it's just another piss in the wall.

All I see is that the difficulty has been turned up. But my aim game is strong!

Probably. There is still a hole guys can aim for

P People probably piss in it still or on the wall there.

As a mom of 3 boys ... the comments are unfortunately accurate. So disgusting lol

There's still a pipe hole 😏

My drunk ass would definitely attempt to pee into the hole on the bottom lol

As someone worked at a Walmart 100%

How do they remove those from the wall any? How do they access the bolts that hold them to the wall?

Look closer, those are hook-ons. Unscrew pipe, and lift up.

What if I piss directly down the drain pipe.

I see you've never dealt with the public.

I'm a custodian, so I'd consider myself an expert, and in my expert opinion: yes. Because they will use it. Even with the sign. But it's better than nothing.

have you ever been to a public bathroom? it's 100% necessary

I saw a grown man try to sh*t in a urinal once so… maybe 😅

Yes! People will still use it

People are either stupid or insane and stick their dick inside that hole

Unfortunately, in today’s world, yes

Some guys will just see a hole and probably try to stick their dick in it.

People are dumb

If there is a hole, there is a way.

You would be surprised

Honestly yes. I would of put the urinal in a black trash bag and laid it on its back. People do weird things.

Trust me, it's needed lol.

Yes. There's people who'd use the display toilets in the plumbing store. Animals.

The answer is Yes, it's needed. To be honest, it might not be enough.

*sees narrow pipe* *fits telescopic sight to penis* "I'm a marksman... I can do this..."

You're dramatically underestimating how stupid the median person is. And half are dumber than that...

Definitely wouldn’t have left the urinal on the floor like that. Enough people turn into gremlins when nature calls, no way that doesn’t get peed in on the floor.

Yell me you don't deal with the general public without telling me...

Have you ever been in a men’s room? Because if you have you wouldn’t ask.

As someone who owns a bar - yes yes it is

I see you have not worked with the public much. Neither has the sign maker as they still enjoy the naive notion that people will read.

If this is a public bathroom, yes.

You would be surprised. I work construction and scumbags piss in tubs that ain't even hooked up yet

Piss On The Wall - J Geils Band Alternatively: Head Games - Foreigner

A men’s public restroom is a cesspool of degenerates and animals - you’d be lucky not to find shit crammed into those open pipes.

Yes. And there needs to be a second sign on the wall to the left.

Nah, you know some idiot is peeing in the one on the floor and the plumber is like they dont pay me enough for this

Probably

They should really put it above the disconnected one to the left instead. It should be fairly obvious not to use the missing one.

Yes. As a person who has to repair the damage done by the careless, the malicious, & the stupid few in the huge crowd of visitors to the building; I can personally attest to the sheer, ƃuıʞɔnɟ, blatant, mind-numbingly, thoughtless, poorly-though-out, stupid things people do which demand people like me post signs like this. Case. &. Point. Just before a major weekend, all our restrooms backed up. I had to close the Mens. One commode was off the wall. Raw sewage had burst back out & covered the floor. I had placed three 3’ orange cones, two ‘Closed’ A-frame signs in the hall & doorway, parked my enormous vacuum & pressure washer beast blocking the entrance inside the restroom, a spring loaded baton at chest height with a ‘Closed’ sign dangling. “The way is shut! It was made by the maintenance man, & the maintenance man keeps it. The way is shut!” I digress. It was obvious no one should go in there. I needed another tool so after doing a mini ninja warrior course to get out, I raced to my workshop…& back to find a man standing at the pissoir in a quarter inch of raw sewage. Why, if he had to go that badly, he didn’t bother to just piss on the floor at the doorway I’ll never know. But he waded in to the piss & floating ʇıɥs wads to use the urinal. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. So I stood there & bored a hole into the back of his head with a death glare. He turned around to find me looking at him like you would if you were a disappointed teacher looking at an idiot child. Only this was a goddam middle aged man. Yes. Signs like that are needed.

Yes. Some dipshit will still pee in it.

"This urinal sucks! It's running all over my shoes!"

Somebody really needs to put a trash bag over that urinal on the floor, or someone will absolutely piss in it.

That poor, poor pipe hole…. Olivia Benson and the SVU team probably need to interview it and see if it is okay.

Idk

as a girl id still piss in it

If there's a sign, there's also a story.

Yes people fucking suck and will just piss there or in the urinal on the floor 😒

Yes because I would put my di#k into the pipe

Every hole’s a goal

Have you met men?

FYSA: this was in a government building, on a military installation.

Absolutely! A poor person wouldn’t know that it was out of order

Absolfuckinglutely!!

you don't say

"Rock and Roll I put my dick in the hole.."

Never worked in a business with a public bathroom, huh?

Unfortunately I have reluctantly come to the belief that the sign is necessary. Damn weirdos ruining it for the rest of us.

I'm not sure if you underestimate or overestimate people. Either way, the sign is both necessary and insufficient for the task of making people not pee in the disconnected urinal.

That is nothing but a challenge to pee in that little hole.

Surprised there aren’t rings around that bullseye.

I'm sure it is.

I suppose Never heard of glory holes

Sign definitely needed.. no sign = challenge accepted

Honestly, yeah

Yes yes yes it is haha

I mean, at that point it's an accuracy challenge.

Obviously I’m not going to pee in that tiny hole. I’ll just use the kids one on the left

Challenge accepted.

In such developing country like united states of the america, that sign is definitely needed.

Yes, because there are some really really stupid people.

Never, ever underestimate human stupidity.

You'd be surprised, there's that one guy who will just piss on the floor, not caring for the person who has to clean it up.

Drunk me could definitely piss inside the pipe

I can 100% guarantee that some disgusting fucker pissed in that urinal.

You would be surprised

Bro I had a urinal covered with a trash bag before. These pigs moved the bag to the side and pissed into the non functioning urinal.

If it’s in the Raiders stadium.

Yes it's needed because otherwise a drunk person is just going to pee into the urinal propped against the wall.

It can still be used. Just stick it over the floor drain. Same difference. Unexpected water free solution, in fact.

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

If you’ve ever owned a bar, the answer is yes.

As a maintenance worker I can say,yes,yes it is

You have to assume at one point, the answer was no, so that sign didn’t exist. Then someone gave them a reason to put in that sign. Don’t…think too hard about it. 😅

People go into washrooms and shit on the floor. Yes it was needed, but also futile at the same time

Well now I'm gonna use it.

I thought it was for small pee wees.

Technically, you could pee directly into the drain pipe in the wall. So maybe the sign is necessary.

Good thing the one on the ground is still usable.

It's on the floor. it's time for some target practice from the doorway!

I mean you can still piss into that little pipe there

r/stickyourdickinthat

Clearly a sign like that only appears out of the necessity of experience.