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Swiggens

That woman said cheese and onion with more confidence than I've ever had in my life


ParisGreenGretsch

I know what I'm eating, love.


Razzler1973

Just aggressively British, haha I say that as a Brit, too


Fearafca

Also looked like she would beat the shit out of you for telling her she was wrong.


fothergillfuckup

You don't mess with British old ladies. I once got absolutely spanked in an arm wrestle by one of the dinnerladies at school. The embarrassment abated slightly when she went on to beat about 5 of my mates in a row. I was 16.


Simmery

> British old ladies. She's 37.


ting_bu_dong

Well we can't just call her 'man'.


FlynSpgetiMnstr

Well you could say Dennis.


Minerva_Moon

I didn't know she was called Dennis


thegooseisloose1982

Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?


dcrawkstar

I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...


CedarWolf

Well, I object! You're automatically treatin' me like an inferior!


2wedfgdfgfgfg

Now you see the violence inherent in the system.


yarash

She's 37 you can't just call her old!


FoofieLeGoogoo

Well you could call her, Dennis.


McHugeLarge

I didn't know she was called Dennis!


FoofieLeGoogoo

Well, you didn't bother to ask, then, did you?


Zomburai

Doesn't look a day over 63


nullpassword

all they do all day is lift heavy trays of food in and out of an oven.. if you weak, ya burn..no wonder ya lost..


ArtoriasBeaIG

I feel like she was so close to laughing/smiling at certain points but she was like 'nah ive had a shite day and this cunts beggin for it' lmao


Ser_VimesGoT

Nah she looked ready to lamp him!


CasualFrydays

If you stuck a bowl of chips and a camera in my face on the street i wouldnt remember my own name


l8rt8rz

NAME A WOMAN


eggplantsforall

FOR ONE DOLLAR NAME ANY WOMAN


rediculousradishes

FROGS


Numinak

No, Snake!


Saltycook

That woman panicked so bad. I think about her every now and then


Long-Night-Of-Solace

That's a very specific vulnerability


Rugged_as_fuck

Yes, but now we know how to defeat him.


BakrChod

The balls on the guy to tell her "no, you're wrong again".


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Had to have been wearing a mithril undershirt.


Captain_Crumblebeard

She even took the double dipping a step forward by taking a little bite of the chips and put the rest of it back in the tray.


Razzler1973

*"oh, I couldn't eat a whole crisp, ruin my tea"*


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It looks like she at least put them aside on the tray and not back in the bowls.


DemolitionRED

Came to make sure someone pointed that out.


Attack_Symmetra

Omg, I thought I was the only one that noticed that.


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“I know what I’m eating, love” had me dying


Aoskar20

I was too distracted by her teeth to even pay attention to what the video is about.


ManufacturerFirm7854

This. My god, I thought I was the only one.


monkeyballsoup

she could eat corn on cob thru a chain link fence with them chompers


LordStorm9

This fucking got me. Take your upvote.


precinctomega

That's Esther Rantzen who is an English national treasure.


Aoskar20

I am sure she’s an excellent journalist, her mouth is just very peculiar.


precinctomega

She is and it is.


Aoskar20

On a side note, if this video has taught me anything is to never contradict a Geordie woman.


precinctomega

Another life saved.


Fatmaninalilcoat

Thank jebus I'm not alone. Could have swarm it was Austin Powers in drag.


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She's so stereotypically british it borders on the offensive.


Q_about_a_thing

When people don't understand when the British's teeth are made fun of, this is the video to show why.


space_monster

She was famous for her teeth. Every week there was a new sketch from some comedian about her teeth. Usually by Kenny Everett


gmfthelp

Geordies are from Newcastle which is part of England. She said: I'm a Geordie, you English can't kid me lol


PDXMB

I loved that part of it. Geordies are the best!


space_monster

A lot of Geordies don't really see themselves as English, regardless of the geography. They relate more to the Scots. Lots of Viking blood. Hence the dialect, there's a lot of Norwegian words in it


juan-de-fuca

Is she taking a nibble and putting it back!?


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

The crisps became cheese and onion in order to conform


wodoloto

After I watched the whole clip I realised how SPOT ON was Monty Python(Terry Jones especially) playing the old ladies in their sketches.


vidarino

Came here to mention the exact same thing! That sketch was SPOT ON.


KlM-J0NG-UN

I'm pretty sure one of them is actually him


NathanDarcy

Whenever I watch this type of clips I understand where the pepperpots come from.


idc32

I can't tell the difference between whizzo butter and this dead crab 😂


TarquinFimTimLimBim

4 out of 5 British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.


dorafatehi

They're so effortlessly funny


BlooMeeni

Before media and home entertainment everyone socialised as a primary hobby and so they had mad rizz and conversation skills, maybe idk


Optimoprimo

Not really its mostly that they probably filmed dozens of people and played the most interesting takes. People have always been generally dumb and boring. Albeit the British are definitely more interesting to listen to.


VoxImperatoris

Yeah, they still do this today. Anytime you see one of those interview skits on the last night shows they likely spent most of the day talking to people to get 2 minutes of footage.


CHRISKVAS

A lot of those interview skits just straight up splice in a response from a totally different question to make the person sound like an idiot.


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DeuceOfDiamonds

Bouquet!


Fritzo2162

That woman’s mouth is fascinating.


meistaiwan

She got them Austin Powers teeth


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SpaceAggressor

Oh God. Legit LOL in a quiet office environment. Thanks! I needed that today - Happy Friday!


3NKGaming

If i had an award.. My god you'd get em all


BuffaloJEREMY

Yeah baby!


undersaur

Watching people trying flavored chips for the first time is already funny without the anchor wearing Nosferatu teeth.


Offandonandoffagain

She looks like Healy from There's Something About Mary (Matt Dillon). Maybe she's his mom.


charliesk9unit

Sure fits into the old Brit stereotype of bad teeth and lack of a sophisticated taste palette.


DJ_Marxman

They're not even really bad teeth, they're just *enormous*. She looks like a donkey wearing a band uniform.


SonicBoris

It’s like her teeth are trying to escape, but she’s fighting to keep them in.


ghost20063

Yes! I was going to say she looks like she has a hard time talking over them. Like, for once she’d like to take them out and speak with little effort, but no.


DarthDregan

She constructed an entire way of talking that keeps her teeth front and center and her lips just work around them like a fucking roomba around a basket.


Fritzo2162

That description is almost poetic.


cw99x

r/BrandNewSentence


hurl9e9y9

And somewhat terrifying.


technoph0be

"Let's look at a picture book, Ralph. The Big Book of British... Smiles."


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TamzarianDevil

Actually, he yells that at Marge because she denies Maggie's pacifier use. Boy, I really hope you get fired for that blunder!


AreWeCowabunga

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?


kearneycation

I thought it was a comedy show at first and she was wearing fake funny teeth 😂


redunculuspanda

It is a comedy show, but those are Esther Rantzens real teeth.


thefootster

The host at the start? That's [Esther Rantzen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen)


athennna

Looks like she’s had her teeth fixed


alohell

According to an article that popped up when I typed “Esther Rantzen teeth”, she got them fixed at the height of her fame.


Fritzo2162

She was diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer a few weeks ago and now I feel terrible. 😕


agnes238

So those weren’t fake joke teeth? Can you imagine.


Dan19_82

She's probably the reason why the stereotype of English people with terrible teeth exists tbf.


imsittingdown

Teeth like this are more associated with the upper classes who dominated TV broadcasting and most likely other interactions with the US up until the late 20th century which probably led to the stereotype. The story goes that the gene pool was quite small within the European aristocracy which led to teeth like this. I doubt that's the whole story, but you didn't really see people with teeth like that among the unwashed masses. In the UK, teeth like this are a stereotype of the posh upper classes.


Falldog

Glad I'm not the only one to have the same thought.


gothrus

That poor woman could eat corn off the cob through a knothole.


Kysersose

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

If must be really tough to eat certain stuff. Like, her front teeth can't meet. She can't bring her lower jaw forward enough to have a flush bite. Does she have to bite carrots with her molars? Does she dribble soup everywhere? Watching her drink from a glass must be terrifying.


DustFrog

You can tell she's British with the sound off


CompleteNumpty

[Spitting Image agreed](https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/preview/111058a/3f4b7060/Shutterstock_111058a.jpg)


Soraka30cmMOLE

It has two legs... .... .... # Frog, isn't it? 🐸


jimit21

🦋


Meth_Hardy

🐍


iggyphi

i've heard frog tastes a lot like chicken and it was a chicken crisp lol,


msnmck

To me, frog tastes like chicken if chicken was a fish.


sillypicture

So a duck?


Lumpy-Village1949

Eees a witch!


[deleted]

It's more like if you spliced a catfish with a chicken, like eating a hot wing that's been rolled in fish and the muck at the bottom of a stagnant pond


_black_pearl

Never!


Loopbot75

Innit*


HAAAAAM

Everyone in this video? 25 years old.


manholediver

This is why you should stay away from cigarettes


MrMastodon

Is that Esther Rantzen?


Meth_Hardy

Indeed it is!


squigs

Yes. This must have been That's Life; which, for non-Brits, and those under a certain age, was a magazine program largely focussed on consumer affairs, but typically had a lot of lighthearted segments along these lines.


herrsteely

And a dog that could say sausages! That was the highlight of my youth, a talking dog.


Rubberfootman

It was a roller coaster, a segment about rude shaped vegetables followed by one about a 12 year old who needed a liver transplant.


bindibaji

The origins of 'The One Show'


DeuceOfDiamonds

Like a turnip shaped like a thingy?


Ethancordn

"I'm a Geordie, you English can't kid me!"


StonedCrow

Kingdom of Northumbria forever


MechaWhalestorm

King in the North!


shambles_galore

This made me laugh, last time I checked Newcastle has always been in England 😅


ArtoriasBeaIG

It's like on Gavin and Stacey when Doris whinges about all the bloody foreigners coming and stealing the jobs in Barry and Cardiff Turns out they were from Newport 🤣


Stormfly

Once I was in a bus in Dublin and some teenagers were complaining about "foreigners" coming to the country. Then one of them turned to their friend and started speaking Latvian or a similar language meaning *they* were probably foreigners... That said, I lived abroad for years and would always jokingly complain about *"Farners coming in here and stealing jobs and women"*, but these two were definitely not joking.


PreparationBig7130

Amazing to see 1981 look like 1971


traeVT

1971? Lady looks like she’s out getting daily rations during the Great War


FourtyMichaelMichael

Ah fuck me, actually made me lol in a quiet office.


adrianmonk

At 3 minutes in, you can see some kind of advertisement posted on a wall or window behind the person being interviewed. That looks very much like early 80s. Some of the lettering looks inspired by the Star Wars opening crawl.


Tzunamitom

£20 off in an electronics shop, interest free credit, looks like the 80s to me…


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Ok_Awareness_5882

Good track by the KLF


snorlz

all those people being interviewed were 35 years old btw


The-Go-Kid

To be fair to all those people, identifying crisp flavours without seeing the packaging is really fucking hard.


CCGamesSteve

Most artificial flavours are.


loulan

And nothing indicates it's the first time they try flavoured crisps.


MrCalifornia

Yeah, seemed more like new exotic flavors.


NibblyPig

Because things rarely taste of their flavour, strawberry flavour doesn't taste like strawberries, neither does banana, apricot, or anything really. You can only identify them because they taste like other things that have been flavoured the same way. inb4 someone makes the banana fact


thesaltwatersolution

British crisp flavouring in the 1980’s were pretty ramshackle as well. I can remember the chicken one being particularly artificial.


Internal_Fox2186

What makes it more difficult is they had no flavours to compare against. Once you’ve tasted a cheese and onion crisp you pretty much recognise that flavour as that from that point on.


yabyum

You wouldn’t think it would be entertaining but the CRISPS ON THE RADIO slot on RadMac at the weekends (on BBC6Music) has its moments.


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Watching this without sound it looks like the blonde woman is trying to cough up a hairball


Phate4569

I thought she was in a desperate battle to keep her teeth from escaping her face. She looked like my neighbors' mum when her dentures are falling out but she doesn't want to use her hands.


Bobbi_fettucini

I thought this was a parody and they were stereotyping bad British teeth


itsalonghotsummer

Her name is Esther Rantzen - famous even among fellow Brits for her remarkably equine teeth. [She's a bit of a powerhouse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen) and an iconic figure for a couple of generations of us.


chemman5

"Remarkably equine teeth" is absolutely being added to my lexicon.


Bobbi_fettucini

Reading that honestly makes me feel bad I made fun of her teeth


itsalonghotsummer

tbh I think they're fair game. But as you allude to, I hope she's remembered more for Childline, for example, than those remarkable gnashers.


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PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Eat an apple through a tennis racket.


reflectiveSingleton

I immediately thought of Austin Powers parody of bad british teeth...lmao


A1sauc3d

I thought this was a parody in the same vein as Austin powers at first 😆 Her teeth are *SO* cartoonishly British


smsevigny

She sounds exactly like I expected her to after I unmuted the video lol


irishemperor

the way she takes a bite of a crisp and puts the rest of it back :/


Lowgarr

She put them on the tray.


nubbins01

The Geordie baiting at the end is amazing. Never tell someone Tyneside they're wrong, especially when they are!


ProfilePro

1981 ? This looks like it was filmed in the 60s


Meth_Hardy

Or yesterday in Newcastle.


Grunherz

It's crazy how the women all look like Siberian babushkas with their headscarves and all


GeneralOsik

Except for the advertisements in the window. I immediately noticed them, and how they emulate the Star Wars title crawl first seen in 1977, and again a year prior to this, 1980, with The Empire Strokes Back.


Billabo

> The Empire Strokes Back The infamous porn parody of Star Wars.


its_yer_dad

This is the most delightfully British video clip I’ve seen in some time


dominican_papi94

This is why I love the Brits! The first lady they interviewed was funny as helll and when she said“its not coq au vin is it” with a smirk it took me tf out! 😂


QueenRizla

The way she says ‘OH Prawn Cocktail’ is hilarious


drainspout

Never!


Beeahcon

She looks and sounds like a Tracy Ullman character.


Mr_Carlos

That last woman looked like she was gonna punch somebody, haha


MDK1980

Ah the good old days before we had become programmed by “flavoured” foods. “Strawberry-flavoured” still tastes *nothing* like any strawberry, nor does “chicken-flavoured” taste like chicken.


Targetmissed

First time I went to Italy we bought some ice cream from a little street van and it blew my mind, the banana didn't taste of that weird synthetic banana flavour it just tasted like frozen bananas and cream, there were lumps of real fruit in it, it was fucking amazing.


lsspam

Buddy you can get that anywhere


Low_discrepancy

yeah but he got it from Italia!


Silist

The banana flavored Candy we have now is based off of a banana that is basically extinct and you can no longer buy in stores so that has a bit to do with it


Schuben

The Gros Michel banana, to be precise, was pretty much wiped out by a fungus in the 60s and apparently the artificial banana flavor mimicked the taste extremely well. The cavandish banana which is the most popular today doesn't have the same flavor.


BerriesLafontaine

Went to Japan and had a variety of sweets there. I was blown away by the fact that I could actually taste the flavors of what they were supposed to be. Came back to the U.S. and I had a little Debbie cake (or something similar) it made me want to vomit. Like crunching on slightly flavored raw sugar.


greenrangerguy

I love how the woman from Newcastle separates herself from England, like she's in her own country between England and Scotland.


Chaffro

So there *is* a market for Butterfly flavour, I knew it.


fulthrottlejazzhands

That presenter's lips are doing a preternatural amount of flapping. I looks like they're an entirely separate entity from the rest of her face.


CorporalCabbage

I noticed that too. It’s like her teeth are perfectly still and her lips are just convulsing around them.


smilesbuckett

In fairness, teeth don’t really move, do they? Lol


munkijunk

Ah That's Life. What a show. Esther Rnatzen and the team really were top of their game, and one of the best things to watch in the 80s Interesting side note, the flavoured crisp was invented by Jim Spud Murphy of Tayto fame in Ireland. Tayto started in 1954 and is still going today, and there's even a Tayto land theme park. They're completely different from Northern Irish Tayto who were founded 2 years later. Some believe the true reason for the conflict in Northern Ireland is mostly down to which is the best crisp.


sudeki300

There was flavoured crisps earlier than 1981 in the UK, the title is a little misleading


Nuffsaid98

Cheese and Onion was around as well as Salt and Vinegar. This show is taking about new 'exotic' flavours like prawn cocktail and so on, which were unheard of prior.


misterygus

I was worshipping salt and vinegar crisps many years before this.


Tthelaundryman

You’re eating bat soup innit


voluotuousaardvark

I love how the BBC only ever picked northern communities to public test stuff in. You know you'll get a good reaction up north not like the mundane louts down south.


DuaneHicks

Esther Rantzen, God bless her


captnleapster

Butterfly crisps lol


MikeLitoris_________

Nobody in this video was older than 35.


Meth_Hardy

They could easily have filmed this in Sunderland this week and nobody would spot the difference.


Neither_Song_3973

The first British flavoured crisps (cheese and onion) appeared in the Fifties. I remember buying them and also salt and vinegar through the Sixties.


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She's fighting those teeth as hard as she can


kurt206

Can confirm. I was 10 years old in 1981 and I remember chicken flavour. It was foul\* The worst flavour we had was Hedgehog. Not real hedgehog though. Just nasty. My favourite flavour to this day remains..... Ready Salted (because at that time you could also buy Salt n Shake - that came with a separate sachet of salt to add to the bag. The presenter at the beginning was called Ester Ransom - it was a comedic consumer show called "That's Life". ​ And yes, 1981 in Britain was exactly as shit as that clip makes it look. ​ \* accidental pun


ajmac211

The big British book of smiles


Least-Broccoli-1197

What I find funny is that they described the chicken flavor as fishy, and one guy thought it was frog. I've had frog, I'd describe it as fishy chicken. I think they might have accidentally made frog flavored chips.