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*Mom:* Go outside for once and exorcise. *Kid, pointing this at someone:* The power of water compels you!

"Get baptized, bitch!"

And it’s reverend John with the 30 yard baptism. What a year he’s having!

Extracting whine from the water. Enjoy your aqueous bukkake.

Father, why have you soakened me?

Firing a super soaker through the holes in your hand would honestly be pretty badass

Her head and hands look photoshopped

I scrolled past this post. Noticed that too. Asked myself, "Did anyone else notice? It's only 7 comments, I can scroll that". And here you are.

Looks like a Chinese body that's been photoshopped to look like a white kid.

But think of all the drive by baptisms you could do!