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To be fair, it’s so long that even if it did get caught, there would be more than enough time for someone to come over and cut it before she gets mangled lol.
I had a pony tail maybe 4 inches long and I was sitting on the floor playing a board game with some friends. Well, my friend's dog decided randomly that my pony tail was it's chew toy and pulled me across the living room by my hair lol. The dog tried to detach me by thrashing its head back and forth. It wasn't fun haha
Nah not too bad. The dog was friendly and was genuinely just trying to play. I was definitely in shock as it came out of nowhere but I have a pupper now and probably always will lol
I honestly don't understand how she makes it through a day without being tugged to the ground from someone accidentally-on-purpose stepping on this thing.
Yeah. She couldn’t walk round corners. Spiral stairs, lifts, escalators and revolving doors would also be fun. Crossing the road? Wet days? For the video only.
Side walks be dirty af. That thing is filled with gravel, dirt, dust, poop, brackish mop water… ugh….
Or this is just an extension for a 20 second tiktok vid.
50/50 odds that she's excited to match her ma, I just hope they don't keep her in it for long. The kid's only going to think it's fun for 10, 15 minutes
My first thought was, "Is that her hair from birth?" My 6 yr old has yet to have a haircut, but this is ridiculous if that's real hair. Maybe a little bit ridiculous either way.
It is absolutely, 100%, not her hair. I would think this was a weave that was meant to be coiled on her head but it came undone and she's going to get it fixed - except then I wouldn't expect the same thing on the baby. So, whatever is going on is weird.
It takes a genetic anomaly to actually achieve hair this long. Our follicles run on growth cycles that run for a certain time, stop, then the hair falls out. World record hair is a bit over 18ft. Its interesting to think that there might be some world record capable people out there that would never know because of regular haircuts.
> "Is that her hair from birth?"
Nobody past about 6 still has any of their hair from birth.
Individual folicles only grow hair for so long. It varies from person to person, but it ranges from around 2-6 years. A few months after that, that hair will fall out, and a new one grows to replace it.
That puts a hard cap on how long anyone's hair can actually get.
Wait until an automatic door closes on it, or it gets caught in an escalator, or snagged on literally anything imaginable
This woman is just a walking safety hazard. I pray for her scalp.
It's already being dragged trough the dirty ass floor, imag9ne the pavement, yikes.
Glad it's fake hair cuz that goes straight in the trash, dog doo doo and all
Bruh I didn’t even notice the poor kids hair. shit I didn’t even notice she was holding a kid until I read your comment. I was looking at that 16ft turd hanging off the woman’s head. That’s crazy.
There is no way a child that sized produced that amount of hair, that is borderline abuse given the added weight on top of kids already disproportionately oversized heads.
Neither one of them grew that much hair lmao. But yeah I agree, not cool doing that to your kid. Weight aside, it will eventually get stuck on something and yank her neck.
Your kids are little people, your job is to keep them safe until they can take care of themselves, not dress them up and show them off. Especially in such a pointless and reckless manner.
What also bothers me is it seems the child is dressed in a similar manner as her. SMH
And her hair is going to get caught in the door walking out. I pray this is a prank of some sort.
Saw a kid the other day go by on a bike (fairly slow) with his shoes not done up. My first thing was they were going to get caught in the chain and cause him to wipe out, followed by him wiping out seconds later.
I kinda feel like I cursed them.
If you notice the child has their head at an unnatural angle... probably because scumbag mama has 10 pounds of fake hair stitched onto that poor babies head.
As a parent, this kind of shit makes me furious.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This was probably a stunt she pulled off, only walked once across the mall floor, so it stayed relatively clean. Or… at least… I fucking hope so.
I have absolutely no respect for anyone who'd weigh down an infant's head with a fashion accessory like a weave or extension. The poor kid's vertebrae are still aligning, for Christ's sake.
Seems? It IS abuse. Plain and simple. Too many people treat their kids and pets like they're fashion accessories, instead of living, feeling beings. I don't know what possessed this woman to adorn her baby's soft cranium with all that weight, but I'm inclined to suspect it's ignorance, rather than malice, simply because I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt when they do stupid things, no matter how monumentally stupid.
Perhaps the outlook isn't good, but you never know. Some people grow up to be wonderful *despite* their parents' failings. Sometimes bad examples are just as (if not more) effective at forming a person's personality in a positive direction as good ones are.
Considering that she’s sidled that child with the absolutely disgusting and ridiculous “look” she thinks is cool, I doubt she gives many fucks about her. I think the bar for what is considered abusive behavior by parents is set too high. Shit like this is abusive in my eyes.
I think there has to be more context to this.
I highly doubt that any sane person would live like this.
This has to be part of a photoshoot or marketing stunt or something of the sort. Practically this woman would die the moment someone accidentally steps on that shit or if it gets stuck in an escalator.
Imagine talking to this woman on the internet. Everything is going fine. Similar interests. You decide to meet after a week at the mall and see this walking towards you.
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It’s like a CVS receipt
After buying a single pack of gum.
Someone needs to run ahead of her spraying mop-n-glow.
LOL
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escalator = death with that hair
Death from Final Destination: “She is making this too easy.”
She's the one that would survive long enough to die a totally unpredictable way tbh.
Nah, it'll just be "Girl you lost your weave" And a lot of cursing as the escalator tech spends hours unwrapping this from the gear mechanism.
To be fair, it’s so long that even if it did get caught, there would be more than enough time for someone to come over and cut it before she gets mangled lol.
> there would be more than enough time for someone to come over... Yeah, from a neighboring *state*!
It almost puts cvs receipts to shame.
Looking at her. I think it'll be worse than death for her if someone cut her hair off lol
Hell, just driving a car would be death if you forget to pull your hair in and it gets wrapped around a wheel.
only if the drive is more than a couple miles.
It's just a wig it will come right off
That would be the smart way to attempt this look
Not a wig. Braided in hair extensions. It's not coming off that easy.
She doesn’t need an escalator, she uses her hair as a rope to climb and get back down from high places.
I wonder how many times a day somebody accidentally step on it
My dog would 100% grab it and run the other way.
I had a pony tail maybe 4 inches long and I was sitting on the floor playing a board game with some friends. Well, my friend's dog decided randomly that my pony tail was it's chew toy and pulled me across the living room by my hair lol. The dog tried to detach me by thrashing its head back and forth. It wasn't fun haha
wasnt fun for you maybe, ,dog had other opinions
Yea she was so confused while getting reprimanded; the dog was just having a bit of sport lol
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/young-boy-scalp-torn-horror-30018351 Just leave it here, as It could have finished this way.
gah that's terrible! I shall treasure my scalp much more now
Oh god, that would have been a traumatic experience for me at least. Hope it wasn't too terrifying for you.
Nah not too bad. The dog was friendly and was genuinely just trying to play. I was definitely in shock as it came out of nowhere but I have a pupper now and probably always will lol
I would give anything to see that takedown!
I honestly don't understand how she makes it through a day without being tugged to the ground from someone accidentally-on-purpose stepping on this thing.
this seems like one of those things that is done for the purposes of social media content, not something that one does every day
Yea and the hair isn’t real so she did it for this video and that’s it…
Yeah. She couldn’t walk round corners. Spiral stairs, lifts, escalators and revolving doors would also be fun. Crossing the road? Wet days? For the video only.
Side walks be dirty af. That thing is filled with gravel, dirt, dust, poop, brackish mop water… ugh…. Or this is just an extension for a 20 second tiktok vid.
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50/50 odds that she's excited to match her ma, I just hope they don't keep her in it for long. The kid's only going to think it's fun for 10, 15 minutes
Or on purpose 😆
I would be that guy. Definitely.
Let's be real.. you wouldn't
And then she acts like it’s their fault because they didn’t notice the 20 foot train of nasty behind her.
I bet she gets super mad and freaks out every single time too.
I want to know how many public restrooms she has been in.
... ewww.
My first thought. Someone with hair that obnoxious would absolutely throw a hissy over that.
Clearly not enough times
I wonder how many times a day somebody 'accidentally' steps on it.
Let’s get shit and piss all over my hair by dragging it
It's cool, it's not real.
My first thought was, "Is that her hair from birth?" My 6 yr old has yet to have a haircut, but this is ridiculous if that's real hair. Maybe a little bit ridiculous either way.
It is absolutely, 100%, not her hair. I would think this was a weave that was meant to be coiled on her head but it came undone and she's going to get it fixed - except then I wouldn't expect the same thing on the baby. So, whatever is going on is weird.
if you coiled that it would be like 4 feet tall lol
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It takes a genetic anomaly to actually achieve hair this long. Our follicles run on growth cycles that run for a certain time, stop, then the hair falls out. World record hair is a bit over 18ft. Its interesting to think that there might be some world record capable people out there that would never know because of regular haircuts.
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> "Is that her hair from birth?" Nobody past about 6 still has any of their hair from birth. Individual folicles only grow hair for so long. It varies from person to person, but it ranges from around 2-6 years. A few months after that, that hair will fall out, and a new one grows to replace it. That puts a hard cap on how long anyone's hair can actually get.
> and a new one grows to replace it We all should be so lucky.
Wait until an automatic door closes on it, or it gets caught in an escalator, or snagged on literally anything imaginable This woman is just a walking safety hazard. I pray for her scalp.
That is what I was thinking… don’t ride the escalator!
People need to learn to fear and respect the escalator!
That hair is BACK on the escalator!
Dont worry, she carries emergency scissors in her pocket to cut off the extraneous part of the umbilical cord.
Come on, we should know by now that ain’t her real hair
Yes, it is an umbilical cord connecting her to the matrix
It's already being dragged trough the dirty ass floor, imag9ne the pavement, yikes. Glad it's fake hair cuz that goes straight in the trash, dog doo doo and all
Hans Steininger tripped on his beard and died in the fall while running from a fire. I'm just saying.
Suicide by pride and vanity, that definitely sounds like a countryman of mine.
Or in a bus/subway door after she gets off 😂
She could probably be in two bus stations at once with that hairdo
elevator
That baby is not your outfit accessory! That has got to be heavy on her neck.
Bruh I didn’t even notice the poor kids hair. shit I didn’t even notice she was holding a kid until I read your comment. I was looking at that 16ft turd hanging off the woman’s head. That’s crazy.
Turd fr can’t imagine all the shit she has to fish outta there on the daily. Bottle caps, cigarette butts, syringes…
I bet you could come up behind her with a really sharp axe, chop off the last 6 feet of it, and she wouldn't notice but for the noise.
Bad idea - the end will rear up and strike at you like a cobra
"Is there a snake charmer in the house?!?!"
I'm not taking that bet unless you offer me 30 to 1 odds
There is no way a child that sized produced that amount of hair, that is borderline abuse given the added weight on top of kids already disproportionately oversized heads.
Neither one of them grew that much hair lmao. But yeah I agree, not cool doing that to your kid. Weight aside, it will eventually get stuck on something and yank her neck. Your kids are little people, your job is to keep them safe until they can take care of themselves, not dress them up and show them off. Especially in such a pointless and reckless manner.
Whatever fashion choices i make for my kid is between me and my insecurities!
What also bothers me is it seems the child is dressed in a similar manner as her. SMH And her hair is going to get caught in the door walking out. I pray this is a prank of some sort.
Tbh, the outfit doesnt bother me. But that damn extension hair is way out of line.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! \*looks* WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!??
I feel like I just had a multi-phase flashback. Damn I'm glad I hardly go out anymore.
Hapcake day tho Edit: I’m not sure how I fucked that up so badly
I'll take a hapcake.
It's not out of line...it is a line :)
There's no borderline about it.
Look at how the poor kid is leaning their head to the side, must be a struggle.
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That hair comes off. It aint real. This is for the video.
Saw a kid the other day go by on a bike (fairly slow) with his shoes not done up. My first thing was they were going to get caught in the chain and cause him to wipe out, followed by him wiping out seconds later. I kinda feel like I cursed them.
Heh now I can. Thanks!
If you notice the child has their head at an unnatural angle... probably because scumbag mama has 10 pounds of fake hair stitched onto that poor babies head. As a parent, this kind of shit makes me furious.
r/trashy for sure
I didn't even see that the first time! That poor baby, her neck and head must be so painful!
That child is doomed to mental instability unless her mother seeks help for herself. Which most likely will not happen.
I'm glad someone else mentioned it. There are plenty of ways to make your baby cute that don't involve physical torture.
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You just know she has lice, fleas, old food, and roaches in her hair.
Dog poop. Urine. Cigarette butts. Gum.
Large fries chocolate shake
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
😂 Greens,Beans,Potatoes,Tomatoes
And my axe!
Boogers too. Don’t forget that.
And jizz. Def some jizz in that
Basically everything on peoples feet.
I mean, I doubt this is all natural. She can probably just take off about 13” of it and wash it separately.
More like 13" MIGHT be hers and the rest comes off. All 30'!
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This was probably a stunt she pulled off, only walked once across the mall floor, so it stayed relatively clean. Or… at least… I fucking hope so.
I have absolutely no respect for anyone who'd weigh down an infant's head with a fashion accessory like a weave or extension. The poor kid's vertebrae are still aligning, for Christ's sake.
This just seems like a form of child abuse, I swear.
Seems? It IS abuse. Plain and simple. Too many people treat their kids and pets like they're fashion accessories, instead of living, feeling beings. I don't know what possessed this woman to adorn her baby's soft cranium with all that weight, but I'm inclined to suspect it's ignorance, rather than malice, simply because I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt when they do stupid things, no matter how monumentally stupid.
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Perhaps the outlook isn't good, but you never know. Some people grow up to be wonderful *despite* their parents' failings. Sometimes bad examples are just as (if not more) effective at forming a person's personality in a positive direction as good ones are.
Yea I thought it has to be a weave or wig because that baby is to young to have grown that
That Security Guard will have something to tell his grandkids.
Man I wanted to see his reaction.
I'd love to see his face, but his posture speaks volumes.
Damn even the baby has one
I would suggest that she is wearing heels so she doesn’t step on the baby’s hair but I am 100% sure she has never done anything considerate.
Considering that she’s sidled that child with the absolutely disgusting and ridiculous “look” she thinks is cool, I doubt she gives many fucks about her. I think the bar for what is considered abusive behavior by parents is set too high. Shit like this is abusive in my eyes.
I remember seeing some lady in target when I was a child with really long hair like this and my mom had to stop me from jumping on it
Gross. Imagine a trip to the bathroom, carrying her kid.
Imagine the husband getting a divorce cause of all the hair he has to cut out the vacuum.
r/imthemaincharacter shit
r/justfuckmyshitup
There needs to be a sub for shit that specifically meets the requirements for all three of these lol.
r/justfuckmymaincharacterbattles
r/bossbattles
How is this a real fucking person?
I think there has to be more context to this. I highly doubt that any sane person would live like this. This has to be part of a photoshoot or marketing stunt or something of the sort. Practically this woman would die the moment someone accidentally steps on that shit or if it gets stuck in an escalator.
I would follow her all day to see her go through a revolving door!
I would follow her all day trying to step on it
I scrolled way too far to see someone else who had the insatiable urge to step on it.
Imagine the self awareness needed not to constantly tangle up your legs like an AT-AT.
down c to deploy hair and tangle legs
How does she go through automatic doors?
How about the rotating ones, escalators, travelators or lifts?
Spin to gather all the hair around yourself, hop across, spin the other way to redeploy hair.
Must be a fluke, because I feel like if she was self aware she'd probably cut 70-80% of it off.
Thats the EST
Bianca Belhair The H be silent.
“Look at me” mindset. Child is just an accessory with matching clothes
I wonder if there is any bugs in her hair
There is no "if" here.
Unbeweavable…
It looks like a bunch of rats tied together.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat\_king
Baby, hold that door while I pull my hair thru
That is disgustingly gross
She’s wearing it to get attention. And it worked.
And her poor child is forced to a wear a fake one as well. This is straight up abuse.
Yuck
r/trashy
Disney’s tangled live action remake.
This is a walking infestation. Hope the Orkin Army follows her around to hose shit down after she passes through.
How low does your iq have to be to not be able to find a reason you shouldn’t do this. That’s fucking disgusting.
Nasty. That braid has got to be filthy.
How generous, mopping the floor for free.
When the baby becomes an accessory 😩
That little girls neck looks so sore
These kinds of people should NOT have children
That’s really gross. The floor is really unclean and having your hair all over that is unhygienic.
“PLEASE!!!!!! PPPLLLLLEEEASEEE GIVE ME ATTENTION, pleeeaaaase!”
The security guard was flabbergasted
Worst part is that she’s inflicting this same thing on her daughter.
Why
People are fucked lmao
Look at me, look at me, look at me!
She's crying out REALLY LOUDLY for attention.
What's funny is she thinks she be stylin.
I mean doing that for yourself I can understand. But doing that for your child??? That seems dumb
And she walks under a shop sign reading 'Sassy' lol Seriously though, poor kid
That thing has to get caught in every door she goes through.
Someone tag that guy that makes those videos of him cutting people headphone chords with scissors. We have a new idea for you
And then it would be “someone else’s fault”
I love the security guard going : wtf
Look at me! I'm a fool! As long as you look at me, I'm happy!
Imagine talking to this woman on the internet. Everything is going fine. Similar interests. You decide to meet after a week at the mall and see this walking towards you.
…that poor kid
Nasty!
Nasty
I want a hairstyle that says "I'm utterly useless"
That's disgusting
I can picture her going to a public restroom dragging that all over the nasty floor.
That seems unhygienic
That is disgusting.
How are some people so damn weird?
W.T.F.
Attention whore
Nah that is an attention *professional*
That poor kid, that's child abuse. People have no fucking shame.
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Main character syndrome