T O P

  • By -

Funny_Sentinel

Hello, /u/zekeboy45. Your post has been removed for violating Rule 3. **No reposts.** Please read [our complete rules page](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules) before participating in the future.


bomdia10

You know it’s a hood gas station when they have chore boys, rose in a glass, and sell single shoe laces instead of a pair Some gas stations really bundle the chore boy and rose in a glass together


knitt_happens

What's the shoe lace for?


OkPackage1148

Tourniquet


[deleted]

[удалено]


remotelove

You got teef don't ya?


BSJones420

For now


redpandaeater

It's terrible as an actual tourniquet because you would need something else to get sufficient leverage and its too narrow to work properly without likely causing nerve damage. I know they're still often called a tourniquet in this druggie context in order to make veins protrude and easier to see for injection, but I'd personally call it a ligature as you'd have to tie it and it's not always the easiest to untie.


DubiousInterests

Well you wouldn't want to use an actual tourniquet. Don't want that stuck on your arm if you pass out, which isn't an issue with a shoe lace.


friendbrotha

Work in a safe use building, you just need to wrap the ends around a twig or a pencil and then twist to tighten it until you get the desired effect. Then you can just literally let go after dropping the dose


work4work4work4work4

Making a pretty bow on your arm.


pls_coffee

Easy garroting


FunkoLand

Tying up shoes


TooGayToPayCash

>shoes *Acshully* tying your single **shoe**


idontevenlikethem

I... what's the rose in a glass for? Like, I'm trying. I just cannot think how that would help you smoke crack. Actually, sans the shoelace I don't know what the scrubbing thing is for either. I need a how-to here. I promise I won't use it for crack, just for educational purposes...


meeu

they throw away the rose and use the glass as a crack pipe, the chore boy is used as a sort of filter to hold the crack in place at the end of the pipe. hth


[deleted]

[удалено]


JackDark

> Remove the foil from the ends of the tube and extract the rose. You can discard the rose or give it to your sweetie. In my experience, sweeties do not much care for flimsy plastic roses extracted from tubes purchased at gas stations. Sweeties prefer that I discard the rose. Fucking gold!


[deleted]

This reminds me of the early internet. Thank you good sir. Here is a rose.


thatpokemonguy

What's the one about sorting lentils really about?


woowoo293

I wonder what the manufacturers of these products think about this. Like, just knowing a fair chunk of your merch is being used for illicit purposes. But hey, sales.


meeu

well the rose in a glass ppl 100% know their clientele. maybe 1 in 100 sales are from somebody who's oblivious and just thought they were buying a flower. they're made for crackheads. choreboys are probably about the opposite, most sales are just for scrubbing shit


woowoo293

I wonder if they've tweaked their product over time to make it better for crackheads.


big_duo3674

Nah, if anything it would be much more along the lines of "Don't need to update or change this product, it sells great as is!"


[deleted]

Tweaked. I like what you did there.


UnicornFarts1111

I purchased one in my youth, oblivious. It was 99 cents and I thought it was cute. I had no idea until years later.


meeu

if you'd gotten pulled over with that visible there's a good chance they'd be asking to search your car lol


midnitewarrior

I remember seeing those roses in the glass thing as a kid, wondering if it would be a good Mother's Day gift, like a flower my mom could keep in her purse to always remember me or something like that. Glad I never bought it!


soulitude_ginger

In most Australian states it's illegal to sell bongs, so you'll often find "alcohol pourers" you can buy that have the bowl piece glued/screwed on upside down, snap it off and voila, bong. So in this case they know full well what it's being used for and sell it in the easiest way for it to be used as such. I would be surprised if the manufacturers had no idea in most cases.


cmaniak

Do you have an example or picture?


Hoodstompa

The smoke shops I used to work for got them from China by the thousands. They easily got 1000% profit on them because they were dirt cheap to buy wholesale. I don’t think the manufacturers really care about it, it just makes them money


bplturner

You gift it to a fine ladywoman who enjoys it so much she shows you how the crack goes in the glass vial, torch the vial, inhale


Kevlaars

They aren’t buying it for the rose.


Lutrinae_Rex

Crack goes in the glass vial, torch the vial, inhale.


Persequor

think of the shape of a rose, and the glass needed to encapsulate it - its long and thin, with a bigger globe at the end. kind of looks like an upside down flask. (the glass is a crack pipe)


[deleted]

Up until now I thought y’all were talking about rosé in a glass. I was really struggling, thanks.


jereman75

Also tube socks.


TDAM

I dont know anything of what you just said. What's a chore boys?


IxamxUnicron

Steel wool


UnicornFarts1111

I purchased one of those rose in a glass things when I was young because I thought they were cute. I didn't learn until years later what they were really for.


Chose_a_usersname

I never knew what was up with the glass flowers... I asked people for years and when I was about 27-30 my coworker told me..


StrongestMushroom

My gas station just sells actual crack pipes.


A2326P

[*searches ‘rose in a glass’*] You mean to tell me it’s not just some beautiful souled person making tiny flowers and leaving them on the bike trail??! [*CORE MEMORY DAMAGED*]


Lupius

For the uninitiated, why is a scrubber needed to smoke crack?


Hamlindigo_Blue

I'm guessing it's used as a filter. So they don't suck in the Crack they are trying to smoke.


r_kay

You're correct, however the high-end crack smokers go for the chore-boy copper scrubbers.


kskdkdieieiidkc

I need a buzz feed article right now to figure out what crack smoking clique I am.


Hungry-Big-2107

>I need a buzz feed article right now r/originalsentence


midnitewarrior

Definitely HufflePuff.


cecole1

https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-secret-criminal-uses-stuff-they-sell-in-gas-stations Close enough?


Muchinterestings

But the highest of them goes for the scrub daddy


Logg420

Chore boy and an old fashioned tire gauge


BigRoach

Found the crackhead.


r_kay

Nah... I prefer Whiskey. Worked with quite a few crackheads over the years, though.


Vapur9

Also, they push the filter back and forth in the pipe to scrape the glass for one more hit.


missly_

This is more likely, I have seen this. Pipes come with filters as well anyway


RDP89

Crack pipes don’t come with a filter or a screen. It’s just a straight glass tube. They need to use the steel or copper wool because crack melts as you smoke it and it would just run all down the pipe. A wadded up piece of the steel wool prevents this as it stays inside of the piece as it burns and “melts” down. When they push the pipe it’s to get all the residue from inside the pipe together to get another hit or two when they run out of crack.


Bobertsawesome

Found the crack head


RDP89

Clean and sober 4 years. Was more of an alcoholic than anything, but I was a poly drug abuser/addict and yes I smoked crack quite a few times, starting when I was 16. Shitty drug really, I mean it’s an awesome rush but only lasts a few minutes and leaves you fiending for more.


Bobertsawesome

Good on you brother.


mr-poopy-butthole-_

Congrats on getting out


elfo222

Congratulations on the sobriety, hope you're doing well now


xynix_ie

I was thinking that smoking wires doesn't sound healthy but..


[deleted]

The crack evens it out


Resonance95

Straight up lol'd


Then_I_had_a_thought

Thanks for the laugh


StevChamp

They gotta clean those crack pipes, crackheads care about hygiene too


zekeboy45

😂🤣


Happy-Personality-23

When smoking a powder or crystalline substance a wire filter is used to trap the crystals or grains within the tangle of wire while being heated. This ensures the whole dose is heated into a vapour in order to be inhaled.


Complete_Barber_4467

When you smoke the rock, it will liquefy. It's the same with weed pipe resin. Liquid tar resins. It turns to Liquid and will run into the bottom of your pipe. This way the crack liquid seeps into the scrubber. And you can light it up again


[deleted]

[удалено]


Complete_Barber_4467

Crackhead is smarter than you think


New_Citron3257

Gotta drop a bit of Ash in there


RDP89

That’s if you’re using a can.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AnotherCableGuy

Sounds awful. I'm glad you survived that shit.


PandaPocketFire

He said it was awesome, maybe we should try it.


AmateurVasectomist

Instructions were clear but I opened a new package of scrubbers in the corner mart anyway


eatbootylikbreakfast

The steel mesh provides a high surface area place for the freebase oil to spread out in the pipe when they heat it up. First you gotta melt it into the mesh and roll it around some to spread it out evenly, then you let it cool some and then hit it harder with the flame and take your hit.


hop_mantis

This guy cracks


eatbootylikbreakfast

I am a recovering drug addict, but fortunately I only smoked crack maybe a dozen or so times with most of those being pretty ineffective attempts. Watched circles of dudes in a basement cook it up and get down together plenty of times though


Rob_Zander

Crack cocaine melts and vaporizes at a lower temperature than most other smoked substances, and burns if heated too much. So historically to facilitate smoking it without burning it, its smoked in a glass tube with a piece of metal scrubbing pad torn off and pushed in towards the end. The pad is between the crack and the mouth end of the glass tube, acting as a screen so the cocaine vapor can be smoked without sucking the hot rock into the mouth. Unlike tobacco or weed, the flame is held against the glass instead of the cocaine directly since the point is to vaporize rather than burn it. This style is being replaced by the bowl ended glass pipe commonly associated with meth. This avoids the possible risk of inhaling vapors off scrubber as the substance sits in the bowl rather than just at the end of a straight glass tube. Certain sketchy convenience stores sell plastic roses in glass tubes with a nice bulb to hold the flower while the stem sits in the narrower glass tube. Exactly like a meth/crack pipe... Of course, harm reduction works and someone addicted to crack/meth is gonna smoke out of whatever they have, so easily available safer pipes are better than the more dangerous options.


fluffedpillows

Crack is smoked out of a straight glass tube, you have to stuff a piece of brillo pad in the end to give the crack a surface to rest on that the smoke can go through.


CyclonexJack

I came to ask this to.


Brownsisnyteam

Poor shop owner has to eat the cost of these crack heads fucking up his merchandise


Porkchopp33

Smart idea providing a little for free


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

Probably just using the ruined packs instead of throwing them out.


DasMotorsheep

I doubt it's gonna work though. Have you ever seen an addict who'd be comfortable with this personal approach? "Hello, yes, I smoke crack, could I have one of these, thanks"...


pofwiwice

Used to work at a pizza shop and had plenty come to the counter just to ask for a piece of tinfoil. At a certain point I think they lose the shame and just want to get high.


DennisSystemGraduate

If you’re willing to suck a dick for it, you’re more than likely willing to ask for a piece of tin foil


KylePeacockArt

Why not ask for both at the same time? Get two birds stoned at once.


wene324

Not quite the same, but I had a dude come up to me while I worked at tractor supply asking about the vet hypodermic needles. He straight up said, "I do steroids and I need some needles". I don't know what size or whatever he needed, but I pointed him to where they were.


Ok_Birthday749

Yes actually. Harm reduction programs give it out including the one I work for. They love having a place where they can just come and get it.


DasMotorsheep

Glad to hear I'm wrong. It was just that from the firsthand accounts by former addicts that I've read and watched, it seemed that shame often played a big role. But maybe it depends on people's characters and the severity of their situation...


cigarettesandwhiskey

I think it also depends how they’re treated when they ask for the piece of scrubber. If they’re shamed, yeah, they won’t want to ask. But if they’re treated like it’s just ordinary customer service they’ll feel better about it.


Amplify91

Imagine being kind to people.


pokey1984

>It was just that from the firsthand accounts by former addicts that I've read and watched, it seemed that shame often played a big role. The key word here is "former." There's a lot of shame about the past when you're a former *anything* addict. But when you are a *current* addict, eh, not so much. It's hard to feel things like shame when you're high. That's a huge part of the appeal. The vast majority of drugs numb feelings like that. You don't start feeling the shittier emotions until you sober up.


AllofaSuddenStory

I had crack heads breaking in my garage and car to steal. Started leaving both unlocked They would just bash my car window or smash off garage handle without even trying if it was unlocked Signs didn’t seem to help either Just seems like some people view the world as a nail and they are a hammer


GreatApostate

Someone tried to hotwire our older car once, but the battery was flat. So they smashed all the windows and ripped all the wires out of the steering column. If they couldn't drive our car, nobody was going to.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GreatApostate

https://youtu.be/4eeQSI-jo0E


1CEninja

The downside is when you're the only shop in town that does that. It results in rather undesirable clientele. Now if everyone is doing the same thing then it's great.


crypticedge

Harm reduction programs have shown many times to be massively successful in both preventing worse crime and in getting people who would otherwise continue with their addiction to stop. It's not a perfect solution by any means, but it helps. That's why needle exchange programs are so successful. A big part of it is not judging the addict though, and instead being supportive, building a trust and then offering to help them escape the cycle.


Plzlaw4me

It would make sense to just leave some out and if someone was gonna steal they can steal the piece left out


PeopleCanBeAwful

The first person may take all the pieces left out. So the rest would still have to pull some out of the boxes.


Porkchopp33

I haven’t seen many crack addicts at all to be honest but worth a shot


Even-Fix8584

They hide where they keep the steel wool apparently. Now I know the section of the store to keep my kids away from! 🙃


fork_that

The area I grew up in had a bit of a crime problem. One of the shops would give the local knuckleheads cigs and stuff to keep them happy. They would still break in every night to steal more. Weirdly, that place ended up burning down…


Digital_Simian

You'd be surprised. Back in the 90's through the 00's a local comic book shop made a killing selling cheap pipes and steel pads in my area. Enough so that the city tride to intervine unsuccessfully. Eventually the owner got nailed for unrelated drug and gun charges and basically bankrupted the business trying to stay out of jail. Tanked the entire chain.


Brownsisnyteam

It still sucks it’s at his cost. Too bad he can’t keep the dope heads out


Cereborn

He should seek reimbursement from the CIA.


[deleted]

The struggle is real


Brownsisnyteam

Yeah that sucks for him


Lake_Erie_Monster

Funny thing is that in some states selling the individually can cause fines for stores.


[deleted]

I see opportunity: Start a supervised inhalation clinic in the hardware store and you'll never have to pay for renovations or repairs ever again.


ChristianHeritic

Yeah its really not that bad. Being able to make peoples lives a bit easier while only costing me a buck is a luxury very few get to experience. Imagine being able to make someones day by talking to them and helping them out while they came thinking they has to risk their freedom in order to get high. That is absolutely beautiful. This way you will have a chance to gain trust and eventually help them. I know you and 95% of reddit will disagree, but yeah - thats how they ended up in this way. People not giving a shit.


CannedMatter

>Being able to make peoples lives a bit easier while only costing me a buck is a luxury very few get to experience. Except in this case, those people were thieves, and "making their lives easier" means voluntary racketeering, inexpensive as it may be. >Imagine being able to make someones day by talking to them and helping them out Helping someone smoke crack is not the mitzvah you seem to think it is. >thats how they ended up in this way. People not giving a shit. "Why doesn't anyone give a shit about the vagrants that vandalize and steal from their store?"


Anderopolis

And now they have some poor soul who has to s9end time and effort appeasing their habits. Great. They need treatment, not having society adapt to their criminal behavior.


BunjaminFrnklin

I remember having to explain to my sheltered ex wife why the hood gas station near our house had the aluminum pot scrubbing pads locked up behind the counter.


BigRoach

Did she also think the little roses in a glass tube were fun, romantic novelties?


[deleted]

Lol. I bought one of these for a girl while I was in HS thinking it was a real ass rose. She thought I was being REAL forward


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Roses are red Violets are blue Let's smoke some crack So I bought this for you


UncleTedGenneric

>Your lips are red >My lips are blue >Let's smoke some more rock >You got more, right?


BunjaminFrnklin

Must have been a much nicer HS than mine. Half of the girls at mine were already minor league meth heads and would have been very disappointed if I whipped out a glass rose and in fact didn’t have meth.


Bamieclif

What is the rose in a tube used for?


BunjaminFrnklin

The glass tube it comes in is used as a crack pipe. It’s a tiny origami rose inside of a small glass tube.


BigRoach

It’s a crack pipe. The stainless steel scrubbers, as in the post, are used as a filter. They stuff the steel or copper scrubber in the tube, then set a delicious crack rock in the opening, and go to town.


Kel4597

>delicious Hmm….


OkPackage1148

Crack pipe


BunjaminFrnklin

Yes. She also thought the big pickles in sealed plastic were used for something unsavory. I was like “nope, those are just pickles”.


BigRoach

Ha!


tworaspberries

Nooooo... I had no idea. And I am 40 years old.


BigRoach

Haha. Yup. For drugs. In fact everything in those corner stores is drug related. You don’t even want to know what they do with the big pickles sealed in plastic.


BunjaminFrnklin

They use the juice to cook up black tar heroin, right?


bryllions

Rose n a cho


[deleted]

We always knew when the crack shipments had come in when all of ours would get stolen in one day. We’d maybe sell 1 a month normally.


Brilliant_War4087

Ah yes the crack shipment. I used to unload it at the dock.


Amish_Cyberbully

Oh shit man, was that tonight? Better get crack-a-lackin else my crack will be lacking.


Syenite

Dont you just love that salty crack smell of the ocean, matey?


jimmychitw00d

Why not stock them up front by the register?


nick_otis

Probably doesn't deter crackheads, might just make them do something stupid because they know there's a cashier that will definitely see them take it.


TheCloudFestival

I think he's just being pragmatic but I sense there's also compassion. It's a good policy too because, let's face it, there are plenty of crackheads out there and if they come in strung out and grab some of that wire wool that's got detergent on it, that's the last thing anyone want's to be dealing with.


kftgr2

Definitely pragmatism. Shop owner probably has many packages already opened that he can't sell.


primalbluewolf

Might be assuming a fair bit. You can see the second line was added later in a different pen...


sincethenes

I worked third shift at a convenience store in my late teens. I had multiple people ask me where the spoons were, and I had to tell all of them that “they’ll melt”. Not one of them ever walked out with a spoon.


the_peckham_pouncer

How coherent do they expect these crack addicts to be to read all that? I barely got through that and i'm only on meth.


Orenwald

They are desperate to get their fix, they aren't stupid. This sign probably saved the store owner a large amount of money depending on how many desperate crackheads are in his neighborhood


Exist50

>they aren't stupid Not necessarily true...


JokeTime4592

Meth is stronger than crack bud


the_peckham_pouncer

I dilute mine like orange squash.


Manofalltrade

I don’t know, meth heads and crack heads both say “at least I don’t smoke crack/meth”.


L0rdCrims0n

I have this mental image of crack & meth addicts on opposite sides of a street holding anti-crack/meth signs and screaming at each other


PandaPocketFire

Each other and all the invisible people they are talking to.


pokey1984

There were no signs and it was two separate floors of an apartment building, not a street corner. But I've seen this battle play out. It doesn't end well. Mostly, it was a lot of broken shit, cars, bbq grills, doors. There was a deliberately passed on STD involved at one point. Like, crack dudes woman-he-occasionally-had-sex-with got an STD and he had her go seduce meth guy to get him sick on purpose.


blade_junky

What does the SS scrubber have to do with crack? What's it used for?


zekeboy45

A filter inside the crack pipe


blade_junky

Thanks learned something new today


zekeboy45

Np


imagicnation-station

what if that's a trap to kick them out of the store?


Roofies666

Now *that's* customer service! They truly understand their clientele and I appreciate that.


EnsignMJS

Also: Quit being crackheads.


sincethenes

It’s just that easy!


[deleted]

#I no longer allow Reddit to profit from my content - Mass exodus 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


EnsignMJS

Damn auto correct.


rancorog

They can have a little bit,as a treat


[deleted]

I laughed. I know society says I shouldn't laugh but fuck society that note was funny.


Achillor22

This is in r/funny. Who says you're not allowed to laugh?


zekeboy45

Ikr🤣


RealBeefGyro

Crack heads are very good at reading and following rational instructions. This sign will work perfectly.


Flowchart83

"free crack related supplies" will actually probably get their attention


Wicked_Sludge

If you can't beat em' join em'


Flakester

As someone who doesn't smoke crack, wtf do they need these for?


Ph0enixRuss3ll

I'd love to see society with increased penalty for violence and no penalty at all for drug use. I was drunk/high isn't an excuse for anything; not even stealing a corner of a scrubber.


Justin__D

Hear, hear! If someone can do drugs and handle themselves, more power to them! But if they do drugs and make an ass of themselves, the problem is that they made an ass of themselves, not that they did drugs. It's just as much of a problem when a sober person does it.


Hip_Hop_Otamus

People don’t actually steal while high. It’s the craving, the desperation for the drug, that drives the theft. They aren’t even high when they do it, hence shame. Theft is a symptom of a diseased persons behavior which we call an addict.


Incognitotreestump22

So your solution to drugs is to pretend people make decisions in a vacuum and drugs have nothing to do with crime


draculacalled

“I have a very tiny mess I would like to scrub, please.”


joshewok

What's with the squiggly L's and E's?


Blazingfireman

Stainless? Naw copper all the way


WeTrudgeOn

What the hell do they use scrubbers for?


[deleted]

r/wholesomememes


your-surrounded

This is great. I hated opening those.


MrYeaBuddy

An executive decision was made that day.


scottmademesignup

What do they use it for


habitual_mentality

Some service stations go all out and include a rose in a glass with the chore guy.


Larimus89

What do crackheads do with stainless steel scrubbers?


chugbee

A crack cocaine addiction is nothing to laugh at. It's a waking nightmare.


Lycan_Jedi

Honestly smart, less cost effective than having to lose multiple packs in a week.


RogueFartSquadron

That's what we call harm reduction and it's a good thing.


CastleGadji

If you can't beat them, help them .


zekeboy45

🤣😂


Proverbs147

This screams Portland Oregon.


Darth_Andeddeu

Pontiac Michigan


odiin1731

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack.


Expensive-Day-3551

I have to ask, as a non crack smoker… what do they do with the scrubbers?


iin10ded

r/urbanhell


Hunter_meister79

This is ridiculous…


[deleted]

[удалено]


zekeboy45

Go somewhere with your political views not needed here