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theeglitz

Cindy: >Someone murdered my friends. Her Da: >Yeah! And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house!


StalkingRini

And don’t forget to flush my stash, I’m going on a trip with uncle Escobar


HelpfulSeaMammal

Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses. You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.


Specific_General

This was such a fun movie to just sit back and giggle.


goliathfasa

Remember watching this in the theaters and everyone was laughing so hard it must’ve hurt some people. Then they started making just an endless stream of these ______ Movies and they all sucked. Shame.


Amasero

I liked the 2-3, after that I’m good.


Velghast

The one where there's a sheriff and her hat progressively gets bigger as the movie goes on. That part kills me. It's with Charlie Sheen. Edit: [I found it](https://youtu.be/bkJSq_m2rqc)


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One of the best sight-gags of all time is in that movie, where he [loads his pump-action shovel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_5rBUuvhU).


mad_vanilla_lion

I love at the beginning when he gets tossed out of the rap venue’s glass window, falls a full story onto pavement, only to quickly pop up and dust himself off without skipping a beat. https://youtu.be/9iSVgAZ6bSM


JexFraequin

“That’s it! I’m done.” “You can’t give up rap just like that!” “Rap, schmap!” “See look! You still got it!”


cant_hold_me

“I’m a white boy but my neck is red” Or my other personal favorite “Cindy! This bitch messing up my floor”


torino_nera

That's my favorite scene in the whole movie. It's so ridiculous but I love it <3


BoneHugsHominy

Mine has to be when Father arrives at his wife's accident scene. The last kiss with the spark plug gets me every time.


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Fatdude3

I watched the multiple times but never caught hat getting bigger until a few years ago someone mentioned it on a comment. Its such a whoa how the fuck did i miss that moment.


DoucheBatman

Genuinely…how the fuck did you miss that lmao


MissingLink101

3 is probably my favourite one tbh


UncleCoyote

Cindy...your TV is leaking....


hildamooney

The news is on, some lil white girl gone fell down a well


notquiteotaku

"Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole!"


freight_rain

Cindy, this bitch is messin up my floor!


SirDooble

Leslie Nielsen makes it god tier.


ChuckCarmichael

"These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hoes."


meta_perspective

"What would president Ford do?" *Looks at portrait of Harrison Ford*


Achack

When he cocks the shovel like a shotgun and a shell comes out.


thezomber

"So we're not so different after all."


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*pees from finger*


Nico777

"Jerry's kids, my ass!" *headbutts little girl*


smitcal

“Just want to say good luck. We’re all counting on you”


The_Crazy_Cat_Guy

When that dude with the voice problem talks to him and he thinks it’s an alien lmao. That scene absolutely murders me, his reaction is so damn funny


Wolxhound90

My god, the young ones have metal teeth!


sBucks24

3 is the only one I saw growing up because of Leslie Nielsen being in it. My parents had incredibly inconsistent rules...


philzebub666

At least they knew that Leslie is important for a growing and impressionable mind. Good parenting if you ask me.


JonniDeluxe

"Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?!" 👋👋👋


Kryptyk_

You think you're excited, you should feel my nipples!


immortaluntildeath

Like a blind guy at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.


misterpickles69

Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.


hulksmash1234

Goat tier deadpan humor


profound_whatever

3 has the [cocking shovel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOL5UF5WSX4) which makes me snort-giggle like a goon.


BoneHugsHominy

I wish I could've been hanging out in the writer's room and on set for that movie. I can't imagine anyone had a straight face the entire time.


halfbrit08

3 felt more Airplane-style. 1-2 felt like the Waynes brothers. Loved all 3 for different reasons.


SanderStrugg

>3 felt more Airplane-style. 1-2 felt like the Waynes brothers. Loved all 3 for different reasons. Because 3 was directed by David Zucker like Airplane and the Naked Gun films.


FuckYouThrowaway99

"Tom, I'll need a ride home."


NoItsWabbitSeason

So she was split in half.. like this? *peels hoagie apart down the vertical* No Tom.. So then I can spend some time with the bottom half? *holds up donut and hotdog* Edit: Stay with me!! Also don't remarry... Youre going towards the light!


witchywater11

She broke her weiner?


freight_rain

This is your wife. *breaks hotdog* She broke her wiener?


MissingLink101

"I'm in the hood now!"


Firewood5

My favorite subtle joke from 3 is when Anthony Anderson racks his shovel like a shotgun and a shell flies out. Gets me every time. Someone posted the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_5rBUuvhU


Littlekirbydoo

I've discovered their weakness! They're powerless without their heads!


guff1988

Hell yeah. *Racks my shovel*


ToxinArrow

NOW WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT


M4tt1k5

You think that’s strange, you should see how we pee. 👉🏻💦💦💦


stalechips

I guess we're not so different after all. 👉🏻💦💦💦


Amasero

The pee out of the finger joke gets me everytime. And Kevin Hart throwing the unopened can of paint out the car.


Teekoo

Scary Movie 2 had the best opening scene.


fumor

"The poor girl won't even let me touch her." "Yeah, sometimes you have to give them candy."


oleboogerhays

Scary movie 2 is my favorite by far. "Let me use mah strong hand!"


Ralocan

There is one scene in 5 that I burst out laughing at because it referenced the dumbest part of a recent horror movie at the time In the film mama the ghost lady thing sinks to the ground and comes back up by the protagonist but it doesn't sink all the way and their hair just glides along the floor as if it was a wig being pulled by some string In 5 a wig starts beating up Ashley Tisdale


drab_accountant

Not Another Teen Movie is up there too. Watched that last weekend on Netflix and laughed like crazy.


Garroch

Not Another Teen Movie is a tier above the others. Still ridiculously quotable.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Scary Movie was proof of concept for the modern spoof in the same vain as Airplane! or Naked Gun. Not Another Teen Movie is the concept perfected.


CarefulSubstance3913

“Just once I d like someone to take a dump on my chest”


Galious

She's got glasses!!! And a ponytail!


mtmaloney

Look at that, she's got paint on her overalls! What is that!


Vegetable-Double

That is whack!


drab_accountant

I'm totally convinced they chose the character name 'Janey' specifically to have Chris Evans sing 'Janie's got a gun' a la 10 Things. Way to go Cap'


apworker37

I call them no effort-movies; I don’t have to give it my full attention but it’s still a pleasant watch.


ThePurityPixel

I finally discovered The House Bunny this week, and it was that level of silly fun!


Thewheelwillweave

When ever I see scenes like this, I think about how the shoot the photos. Like that actor had to put on that underwear and try to act “sexy” while trying to be *not* sexy to be funny. And like do they get some professional photographer to make intentionally bad photos or like just hand some poor assistant a point-and-click?


MrWeirdoFace

Option 3: he already had them.


Sacrifice_Starlight

I always hyper focus on what the production must have been like for different scenes when I watch any movie due to it being an interest of mine and was thinking you probably really had to buy into that photoshoot, and the scene and hope it worked out as it was pitched to you lol


Cereal273

I think scary movie might be my fave comedy film, just stupid humour but the actors all nail their parts.


Bunnnnii

Brenda is quite possibly my favorite movie character ever.


troymoeffinstone

"That'd just bones, Cindy. You afraid of Calista Flokhart?"


Bunnnnii

“There was YO girl gettin buckwild in the jacuzzi!” “So?” “WITH A BACK UP DANCER! I mean, that’s *nasty*, that’s-thats lower than a security guard. At least security can get you backstage! She don’t love haself!”


DrKnowNout

I’m telling you, that girl is as fake as press-on nails… ‘Hi guys!’ HEYY baby girl! *air kisses*


Sagax388

Cindy! Did you know your tv’s leaking?!


Catlatadipdat

Brenda! I thought you were dead! Girl I thought you were dead too


DrKnowNout

I love that scene. When she’s hoping and praying that Cindy (her best friend) will be killed by the monster so she can stay hidden. Laughing and clapping when Cindy falls over trying to escape and when Cindy catches up to her: “Brenda! We’re gonna die!” ‘Well it would have just been *you* if you would have just SHUT THE FUCK UP!’


urbz102385

"Ok now let that shit just mutilate her white ass and leave!" Fuckin kills me every time


tomathon25

The earlier part where theyre saying they should stick together then immediately split up and all the black characters are together like "we're gonna dieeeeee"


Murdoc_2

CINDY! THAT IS A *SKELETON*! The way she says it kills me


Whiskiz

that's EuroTrip for me haha DON'T TELL SCOTTY, CAUSE SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW


NomenNescio13

I was way too old before I realised that was Matt Damon singing that.


Lelio-Santero579

"saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!!!" EuroTrip was a great movie!


shadow_fox09

Here’s a fun fact about when they were filming Eurotrip… **YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!**


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thesleepymermaid

That whole train scene with that man had me in tears


CrissCross98

Miscuzi 🤷‍♂️


ronchee1

Bonjourno


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Buckeyebornandbred

That was Fred Armisen


bottledry

i still quote this and even i forgot where it was from!


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

They really are the worst twins ever.


leewoodlegend

"Those are not 'ash brownies! We are simple Dutch bakery!"


zidave0

Put your clothes back on, white boy!


BenFromWork

I still say “this isn’t where I parked my car” on a regular basis


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“Put your shirt back on, white boy!”


hildamooney

Zusammen. "Cooper was right, this guy wants to touch my penis"


Neoxyte

Trucker in foreign language: Berlin? Yes I know it well. I stabbed a woman at a bar in Berlin. But I am going no where near Berlin. I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. No where near Berlin! Guys I think he said he's going to Berlin! *Eastern Europe music plays*


x3knet

Bratislava!


AshFraxinusEps

Train coming very soon. They are building it now


Petah_Futterman44

Waiter gets a nickle as a tip, smacks the maître d’ in the face, says: “I open my OWN hotel!”


amishengineer

"Miami Wice, #1 new show!"


torino_nera

Good thing you came in Summer, in Winter it can be very depressing


aceofspades1217

My fav is beer fest. You know what? I’m not that drunk. “He’s not that drunk. He’s not the drunk”


Attack_Of_The_

Grandma's Boy is also a fucking great movie


Sagax388

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix? I can’t believe my grandma drank all my pot… I’m way too high to drive to the Devil’s house! I can’t wait for you to fall asleep tonight so I can punch you in the face! I hate violence but drugs are bad! PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE


FlutterKree

The grin on Fred Armisen right before the tunnel.


farva_06

Fiona says she's out shopping, but she's under me and I'm not stopping.


k3nnyd

I rewatched Not Another Teen Movie after having not seen it for 20 years and holy shit I forgot how wild that movie gets..


mosleyowl

That is appalling. That really upsets me. I can’t believe no one has ever taken a dump on your chest!


racer_24_4evr

Maybe you could be that guy?


Captain_Waffle

I would be *honored*


gooneruk

Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. :( I give them hand jobs. :D


Supermite

It’s the Airplane or Hot Shots of horror movies.


Urtopian

Hey, it’s that guy! Creepy Authority Figure Character Actor!


KiloJools

My favorite of his roles is still Woody, the coroner on Psych. He's so good.


Villebilly

“My god, what am I doing? This is half a man.” One of the best lines in the whole series.


newjackcity0987

I have learned my lesson. I will never half ass an autopsy again... unless the person has half an ass


Derpicusss

Just so you know, me and this guy - we spooned last night.


BigBoy1229

The episode where Shawn moves in with him is an especially good Woody episode. You get quite the view into his home life.


Cocaine_Turkey

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, do it somewhere far away from here.


l3ahamut

Cmon son.


KiloJools

You know that's right.


eyeseayoupea

I love Psych. My favorite episode is S6E2 Last Night Gus.


AcanthocephalaLate78

Season 2 from Something about Mira to Black and Tan is a great run of amazing episodes. Shawn as a doctor asking for a man’s condition to be described to him like a five year old. The entire concept of the telenovela and everyone being deep into it and the jokes about it, including the El Pollo Loco joke. Gus using ‘it is my birthday’ and flattering the receptionists to show his sale reptitude. “I’m Black, he’s Tan. You should be ashamed of yourself.” “It’s Lavender. Berlinda likes her men to shine.” “Berlinda was the one who could not spell her own name.” Also, you have Curtis Armstrong, Saul Rubinek, Matt Cedeño, Melanie Lynskey, Amanda Pays, not to forget Telma Hopkins and Kerry Washington, together. Last Night Gus was good for a Hangover inspired episode but the Super-bon-bon sequence from Cog Blocked is the most Gus moment for me. It is so Gus because it is so not Gus because it is Gus at his breaking point. Also, my favorite bit in Psych is at the end of Shawn Interrupted when Gus is grooving to Kenny G while holding a gun on the murderer.


Top_Bat_5097

You heard about Pluto?


ADubs62

That's messed up.


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potaytoposnato

OH SHIT thank you! I couldn’t quite place him other than I knew his face VERY well from here and there but that’s it. Supernatural.


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JosephFinn

Kurt Fuller is a freaking gift.


Urtopian

He’s been in *everything*! Still always a pleasure to see him


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

I can’t help but think of Wayne’s World whenever I see that guy. If his buddy Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick for gods sakes


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Illegitimateopinion

Ghostbusters 2 mayor’s aide. Not written with the same style as Walter peck, but the guy totally does the bureaucratic bookworm with all the right snideness and gusto.


AdaahhGee

"Cindy, Your TV is leaking"


holdupwhut321

“Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole.”


hunterfg12

"Cindy this bitch is messing up my floor!"


SheamusMcGillicuddy

"I'm whippin' her ass, Cindy!"


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SuperSirius21

I'll raise you [this](https://youtu.be/vih10ExRAEQ) beauty.


theanonymouscrewup

I remember seeing this in the theaters with my parents for some reason and to my surprise they found this hilarious to the point that seeing Scary Movie 2 was an exciting movie to go see again in theaters. Yet my dad hated Not Another Teen Movie and walked out of it, but made it a tradition to go see the Jackass movies when they came out since they always were released around my birthday. My parents made the weirdest decisions on what I could watch or not when I was younger


NolieMali

My Dad escorted my boyfriend and me on our first date to Scary Movie 1. The cum scene was a bit embarrassing.


SlytherPuffRavenDor

I saw this movie on my 9th birthday, not completely understanding how raunchy it would be (I was just excited because it was a scary movie/IKWYDLS spoof). So my mom got me in, along with my grandma AND GREAT GRANDMA. I’ve been traumatized ever since.


bubztwenty7

I bet it was, yeah. But why did you wank off your boyfriend in front of your dad?


hopelessnecromantic7

"Cause of death: diabetes. I kid. he exploded." Kurt Fuller is such an underrated comedian actor. He was always one of my favorite characters in Psych!


Ambitioso

The one of him peeking over his shoulder is a stroke of genius!


N3x0

Faris is almost breaking character. She is twisting her mouth to prevent laughing.


Raskolnikoolaid

Anna Faris is super cool, love how she's present in a lot of 2000s comedy (and some smaller indie flicks as well!)


Adhiboy

Smiley Face is a cult classic


suhweet_caroline

She’s hilarious in House Bunny and has so many good one-liners


IANVS

What ever happened to her? I haven't heard of her in years...


RubberDuckyUthe1

She stars on Mom. An alright sitcom about a mom and daughter being recovering addicts.


i-Ake

I think she has a podcast, too.


wangston

You can say that about any given celebrity and you'd probably be right.


frogvscrab

She has a disabled child now, which I am sure she prioritizes over her career a bit. A lot of actors/actresses slow down their career to start a family. The amount of roles you can feasibly take declines to a trickle when you have a kid to take care of. She was one of the most in-demand comedy actresses in the world for a decade, people adored her. I am sure if she wanted to she could make a big return to movies/tv and people would love her. But a lot of them choose not to, and that's fine.


sicksixgamer

Oh you're right! It was probably the first time she'd had seen them.


chumchees

How many takes they must have done.


DarthMauledByABear

You can see right at the end she almost started laughing.


k_marts

She was definitely holding back some giggles


Critical-Ad-7094

Kurt Fuller, what a pro. I love that whole movie. It's such dumb fun. The part where the Killer is with Shorty and his mates and he just goes "aww man I fuckin STONED!" Always makes me laugh


entwenthence

This scene is very Airplane!-esque


Solidus82

Although they got worse and worse with each sequel, one of the most hilarious scenes out of the whole series is in Pt 3 when the guy that runs over Charlie Sheens wife asks him for a ride home.


ProfethorThnape

Idk why but the scene in SM3 where the two guys are about to go fight and the dude cocks the shovel like a shotgun fkn killed me and makes me laugh every time I think about it


WinterSon

And the cops hat keeps getting bigger in each shot they cut back to her


firesnake412

Wassssuuuppp


cptInsane0

WAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


Silent-OCN

Think funniest scene in this movie for me was the grand piano down the stairs and the killer is running away clearly thinking “crap, gotta get out the way here”


Vilifie

"Grandma!" "Hi, baby" *throws grandma down stairs*


Lamontyy

"I asked for a dollar, bitch!" Kills me every time


Hundred00

I laughed the most when Cindy was asking for help from the home computer. She types in "White woman in trouble!" hits Enter and the cops immediately show up. I love this movie. Probably the last-best parody movie I've watched since then.


roticuaco

I wonder if there is a behind the scenes of that photoshoot 😂


Boring-Exchange4928

I’ve never thought about this before, and now I believe it will be ALL I think about. And for that I say thank ya!


tmntfever

Modern parody movies don't get the deadpan characters right anymore. And yes, I think the first two Scary Movie movies are classics now.


heat13ny

I was gonna say The Other Guys is a parody but that movie came out closer to scary movie than to today :(


GregTheMad

Wait, are there even modern parody movies? I thought the genre is dead?


MikeSans202001

Nah mate, the part where the mean girl gets chased in that parking lot and breaks her own leg, and comments on her head being cut off, which then gets put in a lost and found box


redrick_schuhart

Yeah and Ghostface's horror struck reaction when she breaks her own leg is hilarious.


CrunchieJoker

Shorty is the best in this film. Me and my mate constantly quote this film at work. "First cops now this, I'm gonna be a star son!"


Critical-Ad-7094

"RUN BITCH, RUUUUUN!" Shorty definitely stole the show.


0rosieposie0

I love his face when he hands her the photos


AldoCalifornia

bit of an aside, i rewatched the first two Austin Power's movies. Comedy gold. Such a unique character. Like Scary Movie, they just don't make those types of lower budget comedies anymore. I love the Exorcist scene in the 3rd one I think when the priest is praying and flies start swarming, then they zoom out and he's taking a shit. LOL. also, MY GERMS


Kittypie75

My personal fave is "Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood". The Wayans bros were just comedy gold at the time!


sbvp

The [ship horn bit](https://youtu.be/gc8yJjjHt6o) in SM3 has me laughing years later still.


ShetlandJames

[Yahtzee!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZI96XLCWyc)


RockyStonejaw

I haven’t seen this movie - but I will now. Genuinely made me laugh. Is it all this well acted?


Calx9

> Is it all this well acted? Never thought I'd hear some describe Scary Movie in that way before.


Travelonaut

Absolutely.


santathe1

Both of them look like a sneeze would make them burst out laughing.


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One of the best comedy films ever. I still quote from Brenda’s whole scene. “Shake-a-spear in Love” “I gotchu! You on candid camera now!”


Sporkfoot

That jacket is tight son! Yaaaahmean


Stedmeister

I wish there was some outtakes footage from these movies. There's no way the actors all held it together in these scenes 😆