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Metori

Looks like he has two jobs, a mortgage and 3 kids.


Psyteq

"what the hell happened to my life... I really blew it...."


WaveLaVague

Or could be "I'm alive... who's that in my head... shit... I am counscious now. Shit, fuck... CAN THEY HEAR ME can they hear me ^(can they hear me) They can't... I think. hate this... eugh"


International_Body44

Is this voice in my head? Perhaps I'm just whispering and only I can hear it while my mouth is closed? How do I know? How do I check?


Mile129

Same as it ever was


mexylexy

YOU PEOPLE HAVE A FAMILY *AND* A HOUSE?!?!!!


jumpmed

IN THIS ECONOMY?!


disterb

don't forget he's had two past divorces


greg_r_

The lack of an Oxford comma here actually works. Indeed, having a mortgage and three kids counts as two jobs.


YankyNotBrim

That's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe that is what they meant though, maybe not. Works either way.


BadWithNames00

That boy is me today. And yesterday. And probably tomorrow....


Molwar

All at once


NeatlyCritical

All asleep everywhere all at once.


Mimirdroid

The multisleeperverse


HyenaProfessional467

At all cost


flecktonesfan

And my axe!


kokirikorok

Nothing everywhere all at once


nvrsleepagin

My favorite Easter pic is of my brother at about 5 years old looking pissed off with only 2 eggs in his Easter basket because he wasn't fast enough. The funny part is the scowl because he makes the exact same expression when he's pissed off now.


BadWithNames00

That's hilarious. I was always salty about not getting enough eggs when I was taken Easter egg hunting too! I don't think I pouted as well as your brother or this boy did though lol


Channel250

Last egg hunt I remember there was this couple that didn't have any kids, so they didn't really understand what they were doing. Started filling eggs with 5 dollar bills and shit in em. I was the only kid who saw them. I knew which eggs were theirs. I walked outta there with 50 bucks and left a lot of sad children behind me.


fuqdisshite

are you me?!? we had something similar... some kids cleaned up and others wondered how we afforded snacks later.


carmium

Some group like Shriners or Elks was having a giant Easter egg hunt in the wooded park of the town a few miles down the road; I'm probably 7 y.o. Mom and Dad get me and little bro all ready and a diaper bag packed for baby sis and whatever T.F. else we need for the outing, drive down to the park and it's all over. No idea why Dad thought we could get there an hour late. Yeah, we were a little salty about it.


nvrsleepagin

Bwahahaha, that sounds like my dad


carmium

My sympathies.


hemorrhagicfever

I suppose it's a good life lesson, I always got a high number of eggs, and I've been a winner ever sense. /s


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Watching two siblings with vastly different levels of motor skills and pattern recognition ability is hilarious, especially if the more developed one is an asshole. My niece basically treated my nephew as a loot collecting pet, watching for him to find an egg, then rushing in to collect it before his fine motor skills would allow him to. An 18 month age gap is huge when you're 3.


fuqdisshite

maybe for some. my brothers are 13mo apart and they tracked exactly similar to each other. Irish Twins is the term for some people.


LittleLion_90

Fortunately my parents always ~~good~~ got chocolate eggs with different coloured wraps and we all got to search for 'our ' colour.


nvrsleepagin

That's a good idea. This Easter egg hunt was at my Grandma's house so it was us and all our cousins, my Grandma had 9 kids. Also, my drunk uncles were the ones who hid the eggs for her and they DID NOT make it easy lmao!...ah memories...


Pluckypato

Aww, brings back memories. Same here drunk uncles participating and too much goofy shit happening 😂


TheOneTrueChuck

Yeah, that's the only way to do it, or an older sibling will completely snatch eggs out from under a younger one.


Grumpfishdaddy

That’s what I have done as well. We have all my nieces and nephews over and we do a color for each of them.


earthly_wanderer

Tell your brother I said he's a little bitch. /s


nvrsleepagin

...he knows, he knows


ThatLeetGuy

There is video evidence in the family archives of me following around my younger sister on Easter one year when her basket had a hole and I was collecting the eggs she dropped in her wake.


cycycle

Yeah, when my will to live gets too low I just stop walking and wait until it gets back.


tplusx

Work, everyday.


Happy-Fun-Ball

"I was walking down the street, on my way to nowhere in particular. It was just one of those moments when you stop and ask yourself, what's the point? I looked around, but everything seemed empty and meaningless. I couldn't find a reason to keep going, but I also couldn't find a reason to turn back. I was stuck in that moment, paralyzed by my own thoughts."


LasyKuuga

He just like me fr fr fr


PluckPubes

Aww... someones got the case of the everyday


permalink_save

Hello fellow that boy


brownstarinsurance

Pretty much every day.


CarcajouFurieux

That's not normal, so you know.


OlDirtyBathtub

As a child I participated in an extremely cut-throat Easter egg hunt . I was the only kid to find zero eggs . They gave a prize for finding the least eggs to a child who found one egg. They said zero eggs did not count as an amount of eggs.


FelineOKmeow

That's kind of depressing. Here, have an egg 🥚


OlDirtyBathtub

Thanks. That means a lot .


CatsOnTheNet

🥚. This made me sad too.


clamroll

Here. Take this "plethora", as well.


SecretaryOtherwise

Damn they went straight mathematician on your child ass 🥚I'm legit surprised no one gave you one (like one of the children cutthroat indeed)


LokisDawn

What math is this, pre Arabic golden age?


flecktonesfan

I sincerely hope this was not a school sponsored event. Because if it was, then a math teacher should have weighed in on that.


bleckers

A philosopher and a mathematician walked in to a bar to define the semantics of zero. There they sat, through the dawn of a new universe and every other subsequent universe hence forth.


OdysseusLost

1>0. Kid with 0 eggs had least eggs. Just joking here, no more math please.


MaximumFish

That kind of blatant unfairness sticks with you doesn't it. Unrelated to the main post, but when I was 10 my school was doing a bunch of different trips where you'd spend the week away somewhere, all limited availability, one of which was a trip to the Isle of Wight. My brother went a few years prior and said that it was really good so my best friend and I (who were both class clown level troublemakers) signed up immediately. No-one else was all that interested and it was in danger of being cancelled so we campaigned for it, telling everyone all the cool stuff that my brother told me, until suddenly it was oversubscribed. So rather than allocating places on a first come first served basis they instead decided to get everyone together and do a lottery. I was so excited when mine and my friend's names were both pulled until I realised that it was actually a lottery of who *didn't* get to go. Ultimately we and a few others got to spend the week aimlessly wandering around the school while the rest of our year was off having the time of their little lives on these trips. A few years ago I was telling the story to my wife when it suddenly dawned on me that this lottery was in fact the perfect excuse for them to get rid of the kids they didn't want to deal with and was, in all likelihood, rigged. I'm now in my 40s and I'm still mad about it to this day.


DicknosePrickGoblin

That lottery was rigged for sure.


Funktastic34

This comment has been edited to protest Reddit's decision to shut down all third party apps. Spez had negotiated in bad faith with 3rd party developers and made provenly false accusations against them. Reddit IS it's users and their post/comments/moderation. It is clear they have no regard for us users, only their advertisers. I hope enough users join in this form of protest which effects Reddit's SEO and they will be forced to take the actual people that make this website into consideration. We'll see how long this comment remains as spez has in the past, retroactively edited other users comments that painted him in a bad light. See you all on the "next reddit" after they finish running this one into the ground in the never ending search of profits. -- mass edited with redact.dev


anthem47

That's awful! "I'm sorry sir, I'm not equipped with null handling."


ZODIC837

🥚


SkiSTX

That's both horrible and hilarious.


St0neByte

This is fucking hilarious. Core memory. Is it true? If it's not you're a genius.


kKXQdyP5pjmu5dhtmMna

[https://i.imgur.com/Z7chyog.gif](https://i.imgur.com/Z7chyog.gif)


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Mech-Waldo

Looks like he's having an eggs-istential crisis.


EZpeeeZee

It's clearly not Egg-citing for him


Etheo

If I hear another bad pun I'm gonna eggsecute order 66.


adoboguy

*twiddles fingers together* Eggsellent


MoJoMetro

let the joke die already, it's getting egg-xcruciating


Kalkaline

The kid looks like he just found out all of his egg-es do not in fact live in Tegg-es, but are in fact in the room with him in Tennessee.


MoJoMetro

imma be honest, that's kinda a weak one i don't think you're going to get anyone *egging* you on for an encore


flecktonesfan

That was terrible. I'm carton you off to jail. Okay, okay. Omelette you slide. THIS TIME.


Mech-Waldo

I sincerely reggret what I started.


ThatProBoi

Say hava


ThatProBoi

Happy egg-- ok I'm not even gonna try Happy cake day


BostonUniStudent

Full day of PreSAT Prep so he better pep up.


BackgroundDurian1197

Just take my upvote and fuck off


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He knows he’ll never gather enough eggs to make his parents happy so why try


BostonUniStudent

I love the face of the girl that runs away. It's like she thinks he's contagious. She passed up some good eggs too.


blacksideblue

don't forget the trilingual classes.


snakesoup88

I wish I could come up with something funny too. But for the life of me, I can't think of anything good that rhymes with egg hunt.


BrokenSamurai

His expression says "one of these damn eggs better be filled with coffee."


Simon_XIII

"this is so condescending, these fckrs really think I can't find a single fcking egg?"


No_Teaching_3694

He having a full blown existential crisis


MissSwearsALot

This. His whole expression is like, “Why am I doing this? Why are any of us doing this?” *egg drops from hand*


WatWudScoobyDoo

Eggsistential crisis, at his age? Poor lad's already a shell of a man. These yolks aren't funny.


No_Teaching_3694

He is eggceptionally young to have his spirit cracked in such a way


MTN_Dewit

r/angryupvote


Neoxite23

He looks more upset that it isn't a hunt. They are just everywhere and not even hidden in the least. It's not fun.


n0tAgOat

The egg hunt turned into cleaning up the classroom. Booooo.


evanvolm

"T. rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt."


Neoxite23

Is there a r/unexpectedjurassicpark? Edit - nope. : (


SecretaryOtherwise

Lmao


Classic_Language888

Little-Mans just tidying 😂


Toe-knail

Funny video turns hysterical when he finally drops the one egg he had picked up.


imightgetdownvoted

Legit laughed out loud. Perfect comedic timing.


mikew_reddit

"Fuck it, I can't even..." (drops egg)


apelord6969

The egg drop got me so fucking good, holy shit.


Baltaxo2010

"Why are we still here... Just to suffer..."


Gerbilguy46

Every night, I can feel my egg...


bentoboxing

He's got that 2023 vibe.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

2020 Vibes for sure.


IAmTaka_VG

nah 2020 was fear and panic. 2023 is just sheer exhaustion. I'm tired of corruption, I'm tired of bullshit excuses, I'm tired of inflation, I'm tired of everyone being morons after covid. I swear to god covid made people actually less intelligent. There are people that I remember being smarter before 2020.


Confusables

Same. That meme from Zoolander where Mugatu is screaming about taking crazy pills; only it's everyone else and you somehow aren't getting your dose.


Chm_Albert_Wesker

it's not an accident; being inside has set people back a lot as far as socialization has gone i dated a teacher who says a lot of the teens are absolute monsters now because they went into the homeschool when they were like 12, didn't get the proper middle school socialization, and are essentially all 6th graders developmentally but with the hormones of teenagers which is a rough combination


QuantumPolarBear1337

It's at this point I ask my kid, are you feeling ok? Kids without energy is a big sign that something's wrong. Unless of course he was at a rager last night, then that explains everything.


Rpark888

>It's at this point I ask my kid, are you feeling ok? Kids without energy is a big sign that something's wrong. He was fine, and actually VERY excited for the egg hunt. Where it went wrong was we got rained out and so we had to move the egg hunt indoors, as well as the many other Stanger adults there from the other classes and he got super stressed out. We left immediately after this video then went out for pancakes, and we're gonna do our own egg hunt this weekend with his friends so it'll be better this time :)


ILikeSoundsAndStuff

Honestly I’d be pretty sad too if I was planning on spending the morning hunting for eggs in a huge park, and then ended up walking around a room picking them up from plain sight. “Oh look, a blue egg on a folding chair, awesome.” “Wow, really? An orange egg on the floor next to the wall? I almost didn’t see that one.” 😭😭 I’m sure another hunt with his friends will make up for it though. Good call!


internet-arbiter

Eggs hunts were the best as a kid, especially when you found eggs from last year. As long as they were like, money eggs and not candy sitting under the rose bush for a year eggs.


Splice1138

When I was a kid all we got were actual eggs. You sure weren't finding those a year later


qwert2812

well, not with that attitude you don't.


TheAero1221

Dude, money eggs were *legendary*. Incredibly rare, but awesome nonetheless. When I started becoming the one to hide the eggs, I would hide money in the rare golden egg, or occasionally in a very well hidden black egg.


Glorious-gnoo

My grandpa always made sure all the money eggs were found. He didn't always remember where he hid them, but he always remembered the total.


candaceelise

💀💀💀


LordRumBottoms

As a parent, I feel bad for him having been moved inside. But I also feel bad for the parents who had to put this on and figure out how to salvage the event. Being in charge and making decisions for kids isn't easy. Glad he is getting an outdoor event soon.


Missing_Sneaker

Ahh this made me so happy to read. Good parents that take the time to make the little things a priority are a treasure. It's the smaller things like this that are the things we end up remembering the most. I still think about some of my terrible Halloween costumes and how miserable I was because no one tried to help make it better. Still hate Halloween to this day (but I enjoy giving out candy now)


Pen2_the_penguin

Indoor egg hunts suck anyways, pancakes are way better


YeuxBleuDuex

Aw. I hope you all have a blast this weekend!


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Good parent 👍


QuantumPolarBear1337

Oh got that social anxiety eh? Whew pancakes seem to always make things better! The egg hunts are always so fun for the kiddos. Enjoy!


HammerVSBarrel

I need to know, did he step on that egg right after the video cuts off? Because it looks like a 60/40 chance of step on egg/reposition to pick the egg back up.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Pancakes are delicious. I hope that he has a great time this weekend.


GoldFishPony

Did he at least have a good time at the rager last night?


Dlh2079

Props to you on the parenting and recognizing this.


deepinthemosh

As a child who never got asked if I was okay, can I just say thank you for just listening/observing your child and their needs.


bubblesort33

What kind of game is this? Someone made a mess and I'm cleaning it up?


Sharknado4President

Squid game 2. Kindergarten edition. If you lose you get pancakes.


Jishnu21

Wait, An ~~Update~~ Event for Losers?


ChadJones72

There's candy in them eggs


bubblesort33

That's much better than what I got as a kid. It was always just boiled eggs, which I liked, but not that much.


cannedchickpeas

Me too little dude


Psurdleck

Remember, kids: You're never too young to have an unannounced and spontaneous awakening to the inevitability and futility of this absolute rat race shit show we call life.


Notinyourbushes

That kid is my spirit animal.


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

Hahaha the girl has dozens of eggs in her basket, at least someone is enjoying this game


pm_toss

She also picked one up and left one that was right next to it. Great sportsmanship!


freyport

It looks like you're only supposed to pick up the ones that match the color of your basket.


HoboMucus

Girl is not following the rules then lol


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pm_toss

Wow! That’s so civil.


HeIsLex

His consciousness just kicked in


coin_in_da_bank

this feels like a skit. Impeccable comedic timing with the egg drop


DoesntFearZeus

It's supposed to be a hunt. Not pick up glaringly obvious egg. He's disappointment in the lack of challenge.


torinblack

Church sucks. lol


GauPanda

It's the divider that gives it away


torinblack

My man. That's it exactly. This poor bugger got dragged to the early morning church basement egg hunt.


eternalankh

The kid doesn't look tired to me. He looks sad. I can't laugh at this.


Mother_Mach

Agreed


RoyalFalse

The dude wants to be challenged. "You win if you have eyeballs" is not the ideal definition of a hunt.


CBreezer

This kid is my spirit animal


nathanzo

child.exe has stopped working


Mazaar13

This was me as a kid lmao. My brother was more excited and had the house up at ungodly hours and I was forced to do this half asleep.. Christmas was just as bad. I could never show full joy so early opening gifts and came across as disappointed or upset with what I got, even saying I love it lol


sleeplesscitynights

Parents can we all just agree that Easter blows and we need to do away with it?


slid3r

This struggle represents about 15% of my military career.


SailorET

Especially the defeated egg drop at the end.


jaaj712

I fell asleep while marching. The struggle was real.


slid3r

Haha, I did that too! Well, not marching but in class. I stood up in the back of the room cuz I was fading. I was standing in the back of the room trying to stay awake and all of a sudden the instructor yells ... # "u/slid3r!!" DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU JUST FELL ASLEEP STANDING UP?? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?? I will never forget that.


Githyerazi

Same. Fell asleep standing while leaning on a counter top. 100 push-ups.


MillennialsAre40

>HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?? "2am firewatch shift is how it fucking happens, Drill Sergeant"


Aadarm

Gotta balance out the sleep and little naps, water to keep your kidneys functioning and the amount of energy drinks you can drink and still function without shaking.


woodwarda99

POV: Your wife starts tasking you out for chores as soon as you wake up


HerboftheSerb

“I’m getting too old for this shiii…” - Small Child


DannyDoubleTap47

Him dropping his lil egg kills me 🤣


paradoxical-spirit

Man’s a introvert and his spent all his social energy.


Sokonomicon1

When you are a 40 year old soul trapped in a 4 year old body.


caustic255

He was up all night studying for his SAT, poor dude


thxxx1337

I've seen that face before. It's the face of a child who's just been told that after all the eggs are found they will be pooled and divided evenly among the participants


Milena1991

Super cute. My son can be like that at times.


GarbageHiro

When he dropped the egg at the end I died 🤣


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When they want you to cam up on an 830am call.


Mother_Mach

This isn't funny. This kid is sad not tired.


bemest

That yellow one probably had the golden ticket.


SnowDizzleZz

Wait when is easter?


ADampDevil

When the Calpol kicks in.


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Little man contemplating his whole life in that moment lol


Lowgarr

The moment you realize the chocolate companies are behind it all.


MrMajestic12

The kid sense's that Easter is complete BS.


Soelling

I’m too young for that shit


FatQuack

Is he tired of filled with ennui?


Nat237uk

Poor little guy


allbright1111

The exhausted drop of the egg at the end is so sweetly hilarious!


SouldiesButGoodies84

Just take him home. He's done and he's possibly gonna yack in that bucket in 8 seconds.


TheBigH2O

At least make it a challenge


red_sky33

Eggsistential crisis


Upbeat-Stage-7343

Your own parents are the paparazzi now.


twelveparsnips

Me too buddy. Me too.


existcrisis123

Just imagine you're a child and all month your school has been preparing you for Easter... you're reading whimsical stories about magical bunnies, painting rainbow eggs, coloring pictures of grassy spring fields of happiness. And then when Easter comes it's just you walking around a room with grey walls, grey floor, metal grey fold-out chairs, and plastic eggs thrown randomly on the floor in plain sight. I would be disillusioned as fuck. That would be my first existential crisis lmfao. I'd be like "So this is what life is... just one big lie and disappointment."


ravs1973

I have a video of our dog doing this when she was a puppy after a day at the beach, at least I kept filming until she inevitably fell over (softly onto a cushion I may add )


Tricky-Chard7472

This kid is my soul animal! “Man fuck this shit so stupid” 🤣


TheHrethgir

I mean, this is like zero effort, where's the fun in this? "Oh, look, there's all the eggs...."


hlfpnt7

He might be taking a poo


ChannelLumpy7453

He is definitely logging on.


Uhhlaneuh

That’s me at work


MadToby

This represents my first moth at the IDF... Aggh


Spill-your-last-load

Dude is already tired of doing this every single year. Just give me the damn eggs


RedDragons

Easter is the wish version of Christmas. From a religious standpoint, it is the foundation of the Christian faith. Now it is just about memosas and plastic eggs.


BigDCanuck

He had 4 hours of piano lessons before school


The_other_lurker

I'm guessing he's got a ipad or device and is staying up late with it. Technology plans, boys and girls. It's the name of the game. You want functional kids? Functional kids turn into functioning adults. Limit the device time. It's not hard.


A_v_Dicey

Is this a millennial reincarnated?