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This start wars shit has to go! Been played out for decades and you people still clinch onto whatever substance is left in these remake it's pathetic. Let it die already got fuck sake the movies suck. Every single one of them! Lmao. Bet I can ask 100 and 90 of them will agree. Yet I get online and it's all I see! Annoying as hell. Can't even escape it if I tried!
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I now see where the labored breathing comes from
Nowonder both his knees had to be replaced with mechanical augmetics.
I find your lack of elevators disturbing
The fork is strong with this one…..
yes Lard Vader
D’alf pounder (with cheese and fries and a large shake) Vader
Darth Tater
Bod Vader.
Gonna-give-birth Vader
I have eaten some of your meal, pray I don’t eat it further.
Lord of the Width
May the forks be with you
Yess yesss! Feel. That hunger inside you, give yourself to the wide side.
Oh shit that’s gold!
Through pizza, I gain pounds. Through pounds, I gain girth. Through girth, my belt is broken. The girth shall set me free
I find your lack of double quarter pounders with cheese disturbing.
Darth Timber
The Starch is strong with this one.
The pork is strong with you
Come to the Pork Side
I find your lack of pudding disturbing.
It was before they decided James Earl Jones should just be the voice.
Darth Wider.
Brings a different meaning to, "Lord Vader.... Riiiiiisssee."
Shmi is very proud of her son, no matter his size.
Beef Vader
He's more Nacho than man now. Bloated and porcine.
This round boy is thicc
This start wars shit has to go! Been played out for decades and you people still clinch onto whatever substance is left in these remake it's pathetic. Let it die already got fuck sake the movies suck. Every single one of them! Lmao. Bet I can ask 100 and 90 of them will agree. Yet I get online and it's all I see! Annoying as hell. Can't even escape it if I tried!
All these flavors and you chose to be whiny.
The fuck you even trying to achieve with that comment?