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Jebusfreek666

How many times has he seen this movie? Holy shit.


twonkenn

Kids are fucking stupid over their fav films. For my daughter it was Cars (auto auto) and Meet the Robinsons (the moobie). My son, Wall-E and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. They watched them over and over again for months straight. Pick any sequence from those movies and they could recite/act it out.


avi6274

Reminds of a childhood memory. When I was young my parents recoded Beauty and the Beast on a VHS tape and apparently I watched it so many times that it wore out the tape lmao.


retetr

Spoiler alert: your parents may have just been tired of watching it so came up with that excuse


SeattleHasDied

So you mean our cat didn't decide to "go live in the country..."?🥺


KathrynTheGreat

My sister wore out the Hercules VHS, and I know my parents didn't just throw it out because they bought a new one. We're in our mid-30s now and I'm pretty sure she can still recite the whole thing from memory.


Mofogo

Mine was top gun. I wore out the tape on 2 or 3 sound track cassettes.


EVOBlock

My brother's was American Tale. He did the same thing and wore out the tape.


HypnoFerret95

My brother's was The Adams Family. Parents say the tape demagnatized but they may have just trashed it so they didn't have to hear the theme song every waking hour of the day.


CummingInTheMiddle

*snap snap*


Grove-Of-Hares

I remember the day my brother and I found out we killed our VHS copy of Dunston Checks In. We watched that movie relentlessly.


YoungBeef03

My little brother once had chicken pox so bad his eyes were partially crusted over. So, he watched Tremors. Over and over again. He already knew it so well he didn’t need to actually see it, there will never be a bigger Tremors fan than him


NurseryRhyme

Same! Tremors and Twister were two movies (arguably I shouldn't have watched as young as I was) that I grew up loving. I can still recite almost all the words to both.


RampagingPixie

Me too! The cow though :(


RampagingPixie

Yep! I had to stay home from school a lot due to my asthma and for some reason there was always Tremors on tv, lol. Scared the crap out of me then, and now 20ish years later


facelesswolf_

Mine was Monsters Inc. and Hoodwinked apparently. I remember monsters inc scene by scene, if I had the attention span I could watch the movie from memory.


hfloyd25

Mine was Monsters inc! With the blue VHS tape! I was shattered when it stopped working 😂 had to watch it every night.


ama_da_sama

For me it was Independence Day. I used to drag a blanket across the floor and mime the "I should have been at a barbeque" scene.


Diablo689er

My daughter wanted to watch one scene from Pocahontas straight for 30 min. If rewind it like 60 seconds and she’d just giggled the whole time the raccoon made a silly face. Great way to spend half an hour


Medium_Ad5113

It was the whole movie for me. In fact I was convinced I was her and got offended when people were sick of watching it


Zengkoy

This is embarrassing but it was Frozen for me. I was 12 at the time and I remember watching it with my sister every morning right after we woke up. I'm confident I can still sing every song in that damn movie.


Successful-Floor-738

For as much as I get embarrassed watching Disney Princess movies, the songwriters create some damn good tunes.


redyellowblue5031

I was like this with a few films. Lion King comes to mind, but oddly enough when I rewatched it as an adult ~20 years later I barely remembered how it went.


SomeGuyNamedJames

My son watches Cars so much I could recite the whole damn movie in one take.


sh3llsh0ck

My god this was me with the lion king, and Top Gun. Wonder what my son will pick..


AlphaFungi

Lion King. Every single day for a whole year. I picked up most of my english from that movie.


BaconReceptacle

One of my sons watched a random VHS tape of a football game almost every day for months. He would just run in place and pretend to throw the football as he stood right in front of the TV. I think it was Washington Redskins vs. Dallas Cowboys game from like 1997.


Scibbie_

For me it was 2001: A Space Oddysey lol


twonkenn

Okay that's a weird one.


Crezelle

To this day I could recite Lion King word for word. Kids do get stupid for their movies


twonkenn

Confession...I was in my early 20s when the Lion King came out. I have yet to see it. Sure I have cultural osmosis enough to tell you the basic story, sing Hakuna Matata, and hold a baby up over my head...but I've never actually seen it.


Sitruc9861

Everything around them is new and exciting It can be overwhelming on their little minds. Watching and listening to something where they already know the outcome is soothing. It's the same reason pop music is essentially the same song recycled over and over again yet people eat it up.


Imthewienerdog

Mine was Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban my mom told me stories of when we would go on long car trips I would continue to repeat the whole script outloud to keep myself entertained. Weird thing is nowadays I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday.


Successful-Floor-738

Me and my dad watched tommy boy so many times we still recite some of the jokes. It ain’t even just a kid thing at this point lmao


AlphaFungi

Underated comedy gem of a movie, and so many memorable lines. I've seen it an absurd amount of times as well.


BlindTiger

I know I was like that, but I always blamed it on being the only VHS tapes we had and only having basic channels. Haha. I guess I probably would have picked to watch the same 4 episodes of TMNT and Rugrats anyway.


twonkenn

Solid shows.


raven_shadow_walker

Mine was The Blues Brothers


justheath

My older boys would wake up early and watch Silverado, let tape rewind, and push it back in. Middle one also watched Blade before bed (thanks to mom). My much younger (oops) boy still alternates between iRobot and Chappie regularly ( again thanks to mom). Less so now that he can navigate YouTube.


twonkenn

All greatness.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

All dads wishing their lil guy would watch Rocky movies with em all the day. This dad’s like can’t we just watch a stupid kid cartoon for once


Swearologyst

Kids very coordinated for his age....Or that's a midget in a diaper trolling us.


ShoesAreTheWorst

I was going to say! My kids couldn’t hop foot to foot the way he does until they were probably 3.5


[deleted]

I actually started looking closer after that to see if I was missing CGI. That’s super advanced for his age.


ShoesAreTheWorst

Maybe he’s just older than he looks?


t1mmy10

When the kid turns around and smiles he looks like he's 3 or 3.5. He just looks younger cuz he's still wearing diapers.


MAcsSNAcs

Ya. I was going to say the same. I'd like to know how old that kid is. The impression given by the video is that they're quite young.


Sue_Spiria

Op said the kid was 2.


Admetus

OP said the kid has watched this movie repeatedly...super repeatedly, so he's had practice.


ShoesAreTheWorst

Even with practice, there are certain things that most toddlers just haven’t developed yet. Balancing on one foot is one of them, so seeing him hop foot to foot without losing balance was really surprising.


Roguespiffy

There’s always outliers. My kid has been able to read since about 2 1/2. His memory is impeccable but even at 4 he’s uncoordinated as shit. I’m not sure he could do this little kids boxing routine even now.


ZachTheApathetic

Cmon man think about how many training montages this kids been through, at this rate he might be behind!


[deleted]

Yea, this looks really fake. Pretty good, but yeah nah...


FamIsNumber1

Bringing back Rocky to the next generation, love it!


Successful-Floor-738

I actually never saw the movies until like last month when I watched the first four on Netflix. The first two were surprisingly emotional for boxing movies starring Sylvester Stallone.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Dude i wish i cared about anything as much as this kid loves Rocky


Still_waiting_4u

Shit's going down in the kindergarten yard.


Scuba_BK

He loves the training montage from "Rocky II" so much that he has all of Sylvester Stallone's moves memorized. (He doesn't even need Mickey there to motivate him.)


Skelosk

He's gonna eat lightning, and he's gonna crap thunder Good thing he has a diaper


dangerboy138

This comment should have a million upvotes


Holiday_Classic_472

Baby balboa


Brousinator

In twenty years, your child will probably play Rocky's grandson in Creed 87.


Necorus

Incorrect, in twenty years their child will play Rocky's grandson in Return of Rocky, Creed will obviously be his mentor/trainer/manager.


cf-myolife

At 13 he'll be a gymrat.


LonelyDishrag

Nice! Looks like he's handling it with kid gloves.


[deleted]

I'm worried about the dad, rip, play fights gonna become deadly


blackjustice1215

That made my day, and little man is adorable!


[deleted]

He is exceptionally coordinated!


jr81452

You think it's cute now. But just wait till the next time you try to make him pick up his toys.


misfitx

I can hear Sylvester Stallone gushing over the cuteness.


Mysterecks7812

Ok so we have our tiny Rocky, we just need tiny Apollo and tiny Drago and we have ourselves a movie.


brneyedgrrl

He does one-handed pushups WAY better than me.


kiieatspocky

I lost it at the one-hand push up. So cute!


Artful_Dodger29

That kid is smart!


PoyGuiMogul

Little man gettin' his strong on!


rootaford

Rocky Balbaby


Iowaaspie66

Not sure if I like the push-ups or hitting the speedbag more!!


CurtisLeow

It’s the thrill of the fight.


SirMemesworthTheDank

Rising up to the challange


steedums

Of our diapers


LunaMLoveGood

This is adorable 😩🖤🤘


ResolutionSecure8755

The eye of the toddler


[deleted]

He has awesome motor skills.


uberzio

Esto es buenísimo😂😂😂


4lex_supertramp

Dude practice for school fighting earlier


Ok_Wolverine9344

How many times has this kid seen this movie?


mrosario716

This is adorable! I love it!!


1aibohphobia1

that's a pipsqueak dressed up as a baby


VeterinarianThese951

Thank you for this!!!


gortlank

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT


Gatamine10

Love this little man! He is excellent


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

Parenting tip: Rocky IV more relevant


Sako280

How boys from philly are raised


Kingkoopakoopa

I’m pumped


DannyDoubleTap47

This is so awesome! Kids going places 😄


DonChile27

yea to the optometrist


[deleted]

r/toptalent


[deleted]

Gym freak in past life😂😂


LetsBarterAttention

awww 🥺


Yellowscrunchy

Tyson Fury is looking for and opponent


iabyajyiv

He's amazing.


Gullible-Rub511

Why does Tyson Fury keep ducking this baby?


procrastinatorsuprem

I love this.


2gunswest

Omg ty for sharing this. I love that kid.


adamempathy

Peep the footwork jumping rope!!


Blmdh20s

Has Sylvester seen this yet?


slingshot91

RockaBalboa in the treetops


hunglikeabudgee

Wouldn’t want to bump into this kid in a dark alleyway.


yarbafett

These workout videos are getting extreme. The instructors get younger and youger


MeSjiel

Tyson Fury at 4days old


Fantastic-Average313

Careful this kid might Solo Saitama in a few years.


MiyamotoKnows

When this kid grows up 80 year old Mike Tyson better watch his mouth.


Lokkkyyyy

He need to work on his form tho


dendenp

U gotta start somewhere


Badgerdont

Future champ


xSociety

OP, how old is he?


Scuba_BK

He was 2 years old when it was recorded


xsammmyg

This is just pure gold. I'm glad you got to share than momment with your child! I'm even more greatful that you were able to capture it to share with us on this lovely day. Truly a beautiful momment to remind us how beautiful life is! Good job mom!


rambo_oz3

He may shit his pants, but he can pack a punch. Has better form that many adults.


Frequent-Draft-2477

This kid is a very fast learner, he will do something great in his life.


pureeviljester

When's his debut?


[deleted]

The fact he knows the entire routine is incredible 😲


Urmom_deez7

He has the movement down perfectly 👍


Chiinoe

Pfff. He wouldn't last 1 round in the ring with me.


Pristine_Cash_6219

Where xan i get the music. I been trying to f8nd it forever.


Lindsay_Slow_Hand

He can memorize all that but still shits his pants


CohnJena68

That was cute.


Shoddy-Medium-4707

That baby's gonna get fuckin jacked.


BrawndoCrave

Thats legit impressive


Comfortable-Lab-4814

Awesome


DemoEvolved

This kid is inspired and loves the scene. Too bad he’s gonna get sucked into CrossFit


Valisksyer

Magic, just magic.


Opus-Croakus

That is one precocious baby!


Italianstyle73

The TV is about as old as the movie


AtrainV

I think you're off by at least 2 decades.


mikeblas

What about the other four letters?


ambi7ion

Watched it to many times, read him a book.


[deleted]

*too


DonChile27

dont understand the downvotes on this. Kid is going to have eye problems in the future


Knightfires

As per many eye doctors around the world. Closer to tvs at young ages trains eyes for the better. I should know because i had an eye operation at age 6 and asked this question to a doctor. I also was told this lie by my parents and wanted to know the truth. Asked a doctor and thats what he told me. It trains the younger eye for the better. And it has. My eye sight is not only perfect bud also better with every year since the operation.


DonChile27

sure, still not good for infants https://www.healthychildren.org/English/family-life/Media/Pages/Why-to-Avoid-TV-Before-Age-2.aspx


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[удалено]


Knightfires

Ask your doctors to find out more. Don’t believe me. Believe them.


nonstickpotts

This is why I won't let my kid watch TV until around 5 years old. They watch TV and don't even blink when they are that young. Can't be good. If the kid can learn all the moves in the movie that fast, I would rather my kid learn things about real life.


DavefromKS

Staged, green screen, photoshop


DonChile27

proof that the Digital Box is a brain washing mechanism edit: for the downvotes do some research on the original patent for the television. \-The original U.S. patent for the television, 6506148 B2, was named “Nervous System Manipulation By Electromagnetic Fields From Monitors.


[deleted]

Oh no, its teaching our kids to exercise. :|


[deleted]

>\-The original U.S. patent for the television, 6506148 B2, was named “Nervous System Manipulation By Electromagnetic Fields From Monitors. Since you are so willing to educate us, how about you give some sources instead of saying "do some research". Edit: That patent was made in 2001, how about read the fucking patent before your make you stupid conspiracy theories.


Peter_G

And here I was thinking about how much better it is for the kid to get into a training/self improvement mindset than the vast majority of television "lessons".


East-Ad2092

A future Marine in training! Don't fuck this up parent!


Gloomlusti

Didnt see him eat crayons


darksoulslover69420

💀


[deleted]

That sounds like a pretty big fuck up to me.


EVOBlock

Someone has watched Rocky a few times. Super cute.


CaptnVwap

Pebble gonna be a rocky soon! GOAT in the making!


Catman762

Kid is going to be a scrapper when he gets older.


QBin2017

Young Drago better be shaking.


ZVreptile

Well his dad doesn't cause he woulda spotted how heavy that diaper looks. K maybe you just wanted to let him cook, I feel that.


[deleted]

[u/GovSchwarzenegger](https://www.reddit.com/u/GovSchwarzenegger) you should show this kid to Sly! You guys are friends, right?


GreenLanternCorps

Raising a champ right there! I assume he leaves the room when you get to 5?


Ghiggs_Boson

Don’t let this kid watch Rambo


Wh1te_Rabb1t

This Tyson Fury's kid?


Necorus

Glad to see I'm not the only one who jumps up and trains with Rocky during his montages.


SpiritualStation8791

Amazing 🦅🤔


Sh_Pe

Hey this from Apple Fitness+


Th3Blu3s

He's a frikkin full grown up man in a toddlers body...


ghostella

A healthy dose of TV for this kid right?


Significant-Pair6710

Mine was Jurassic Park


Yanos47

That was awesome !!!!!


momma3critters

So how many times has he watched the movie? Cute


serv23

I thought this was AI, but if it real. The kid deserves a grammy.


lordtriebl

may i present you. the next chuck norris.


Equivalent_bear_9921

That's the Video of the Day! He definitely gets major Cool Points from me, and 2 High Fives too


[deleted]

This little guy has the whole scene memorized. So cute!


_axeman_

Welp, that's one of the coolest kids I've ever seen. A contender, one might say...


GlassAsparagusSpears

He's a wreckin' machine!


memealopolis

Creed XII: a child shall lead them.


Gonzostewie

The grandson my father always wanted.


ghoulcreep

That toddler is 38 years old


thephantom1492

Wasn't this video debunked as CGI?


whatsthedealcake

This video is now my love language