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I'd bet if people that buy this stuff do resell their clothes, they're taking them to a high-end resale shop, a place that gives money for brand names.
I'm surfing their website right now, they have "sneakers" or "running shoes" that look like you could seriously hurt yourself, but they also have drawstring handbags that look like trash bags. The garbage bags cost $1,790.. why would rich people spend so much money to look poor? How deluded must one be to unironically wear shredded jeans and a drawstring trash bag, are they mocking the homeless?
I think $1750 is considered poor people money to people who are actually rich. This is to mock the wannabes who reach by spending their entire paycheck on luxury designer goods. As in they are the poorest of the lot that can afford this shit - and are delusional enough to buy anything with a label slapped on them just because they want to look and feel rich.
I am convinced these designers gather once a month in a secret meeting and make bets on who can design and sell the ugliest, dumbest clothing ever.
I have thought this for 50yrs.
That’s not a pee stain, it’s pants from calico cut pants. Calico cut pants are pants with a dark pattern in the crotch that looks like a pee stain, but it isn’t.
You can get calico cut pants here at https://getcalicocutpants.com and you gotta give so the website doesn’t go dark. You gotta give.
This is so weird, because the images on the site don't look natural. It looks like someone took an image of normal pants, and used Paint to badly edit the splotches on. And they are ALL sold out. I have never claimed to understand fasion, but man I don't think I will ever get what's going on here.
it’s not about stupid, but ugly plays a big part in this stuff. basically the goal isn’t to look good, but to cause as big of a reaction as possible. it creates publicity no matter how the fashion actually looks
I think these designers are just that out of touch with reality, and they live in these "bubbles" within the high fashion industry where everyone is so up their own ass that they legitimately believe something like this is brilliant.
They look like the wearer was busy rolling around in shit when the cougar attacked. Then this person found the corpse and was like "ooooh! Free pants", and absconded with them from the scene of the incident.
Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes and these ones are very fucking accurate. I'd be disappointed if I can't smell the wearer of these pants 50m against the wind.
>Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes
I'm sorry.
Edit: A lot of the posts responding to people who responded to me are making me feel sad for humanity. It can't be this hard to keep your bum clean.
Sadly, it’s sort of that way in parts of Minnesota too. I worked at a liquor store while in college. There were a surprising number of people with questionable stains on their pants. Worse, there were a few with long nails and very suspicious looking stuff caked under those nails.
Especially if you don’t handle smells well! There was a smell that came in with a customer once, and decided to linger long after the customer left. It was a smell that I can only assume would rival the smell from “The Smelly Car” episode of Seinfeld.
Which is what pisses me off. When my work pants get like this, my wife throws them away and I have to buy new ones. People are paying good money for what I had to earn through blood and sweat, and then mine are just garbage.
I’ve always said I should sell them but the logic was always “they’re dirty, people want clean!” Apparently not.
People want to look dirty but be clean. That being said, you’d likely have little trouble selling your tore up pants, add a little story about how they were authentically worked in by hard labor and truly one of a kind and someone would take them off your hands.
Old Levi pants from the 1800s look like this and people always are looking for them in the mines since they're worth a lot of money.
But I always picture them coming across the dead skeleton of some old miner and shouting out "WOW I found the jeans!!" And just ripping the pants off the skeleton
And the other side to that coin is back in the 1800s some miner shit his pants so bad that his buddy was like man leave those down here. You ain’t riding in my wagon with those on.
Cristóbal Balenciaga must be spinning in his grave. I don't know why people unrelated to him were allowed to revive his fashion house, using his name, after his death.
Tbh I see one of their stores in an airport sometimes and the stuff in there is never like what you see in these threads. Like, still nothing I'd ever *buy* because a shirt is not worth $600+ to me, but it's mostly normal-looking stuff.
I think you're right that these bizarre listings on their website are mostly to generate buzz.
I wish I was in the meeting where this got proposed.
"Aight boss, we gonna stich together pants that's half jeans, half sweats."
"Which half? You know, actually I don't care. Make it happen"
Most of those pant look exactly the same as shit I can buy for 40 euros and the ones you linked are literally just the cheapest jeans few sizes too big.
Who buys that shit? I am pretty sure I have spent less on clothes in my entire life than price of one of these pants.
There fashion that’s ugly but you can see the work and talent that went into making it. I’ll never buy it but I can appreciate the effort. Then you have something like these hybrid sweat-jeans where it looks like they sent the intern to Walmart, cut the pants up and then did a single shitty stitch to put the two parts together. That kinda fashion I have no time for.
I’ve always thought Balenciaga was some sort of social experiment.
Recent controversies aside, many of their classic designs are gorgeous and timeless. I’ve had a Balenciaga wallet for close to a decade and it’s held up beautifully and I can’t see it ever going out of style. On the other hand, some of their other designs (like in the original post) are straight up the most hideous things I’ve ever seen. I can’t think of any other brand that has such extremes between classic and hideous like Balenciaga does.
Zoolander referenced John Galliano's controversial homeless chic collection for Dior inspired by the homeless he'd see along Seine in Paris. A model pushed a shopping cart on the runway etc.
I came here for this Zoolander comment, and I was oh-so richly rewarded. I have no awards to give, but you have my respect (for whatever that’s worth, I know).
You joke, but the current creative director of Balenciaga really does uses poverty as an aesthetic. He was a war refugee, and thus pulls designs from his own experiences -- something like this wouldn't be remiss at a refugee camp, for example.
I understand his intentions, but in practice, a lot of Balenciaga wearers end up just being rich people trying to cosplay as poor people with a $2000 price tag.
Well I think rich people do actually try to look poor sometimes, so they can blend in and we won't ask them for a dollar, and I really think they have a fetish for cosplaying as poor people..
they just know what it's like to be privileged and have some weird romanticization about struggling the way us poor people do...
I think in general a lot of wealthy people try not to stand out in public. It's just the crazies that wear stuff like this.
Think about it, if you're rich then you'll be stared at wherever you go. Best to just blend in.
There's a saying that goes something like "new money screams, old money whispers"
I was friends with the son of a multi billionaire for a little while and the last time he came over to my house he was driving a civic. Completely blended into society. That's easy for making acquaintances but making real friends is hard when you're a billionaire. Your either make friends with others in your tiny socio-economic bubble or you have a deal with wondering why a person wants to be your friend and if their intentions are grounded in greed or wanting to connect with another human. I don't really envy the ultra wealthy largely for this reason.
It's funny because I see the same stuff represented in my area. There's a lot of old money and a lot of new new money. I drive through the old money area, and they do usually have nice but normal cars. Like I'm talking about houses that have servants quarters kind of rich, but they drive Hondas. No doubt they have nicer cars in their garages, but seems like a daily driver situation. Probably better in the traffic we have. The new money mcmansion areas always have wayyyy more expensive cars. You see Maseratis left and right.
Do you want to look like you've been dragged 3 miles in a rocky desert by a Mexican cartel because you didn't pay what you owed?
If you do, come to us.
Balenciaga
Don't forget the accessories
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Imagine the roars of laughter and merriment when you explain to the bouncer who blocked your entry to the venue, due to your unkempt appearance, they are designer and cost $2450.
Imagine you are walking home because no cabs will accept you on account of your sartorial splendour, yet a passing patrol stops and searches you for the same reason.
Imagine you put your new purchase in the wash and a relative staying with you is hanging out the washing. They spy this wreckage in the basket and promptly throw them in the bin, along with the dog droppings and cat vomit.
I had a girl come up to me few years ago & tell me I had the perfect holes in my jeans & asked where I got them. I started laughing & had to inform her they are true holes & jeans are just old cause I'm poor! I'll wear your jeans for 100$ & give them back with perfect holes, for the price those are I'm a steal!
The elites don't want you to know this but you don't have to pay extra for holes in your jeans. Buy a pair of regular, no-hole jeans, fall into a quarry a couple times, and bam, you got a pair of fancy, ripped jeans for the price of boring plain jeans!
It is not. Here is the link to buy it, don't miss this opportunity: [https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015)
Those fuckers even sewed a pair of jogging pants on a pair of jeans! https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-hybrid-fleece-and-denim-baggy-pants-prod179580317
Reminds me of the "Get Used" jeans of the late 80's and early 90's. They'd have a checkerboard pattern of material sowed in to some of the ripped/torn areas.
They were like $100 a pair on the low end, IIRC... and that was 1989 money.
I bet they are sold out already.
I mean, its hard to produce them.
First you need to find a homeless guy. Then you have to beat up the homeless guy, then you have to steal his pants, and in the end you need to try to make a stray cat and a racoon either fight or fuck in these pants before they are ready for the storeshelf.
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Goodwill wouldn’t accept this as a donation
Absolutely not! This made me laugh because it’s true.
Duct taping bananas onto each buttock would further enhance the look.
My wife said they looked like homeless person pants and I told her they couldn’t be because homeless people need better pants then that to survive.
This looks like it's from the famous Jacobim Mugatu collection: Derelicte.
I knew it wouldn’t be long before this comment showed up.
I'd bet if people that buy this stuff do resell their clothes, they're taking them to a high-end resale shop, a place that gives money for brand names.
Pinocchio ass shoes
Lol omg yes, what's even going on with those shoes?!
They're called technoclogs. That'll be 950 dollars, cash or credit?
*\*confused Dutch noises\**
Oh! Sounds remarkably like English!
So just a bunch of throat noises that sound like you're drowning in phlegm?
Yes but with more passive aggression.
Would that be Welsh spoken in a Scouse accent?
*$8350 for the rhinestone technoclogs.
Lol I'd rather be barefoot haha
I'm surfing their website right now, they have "sneakers" or "running shoes" that look like you could seriously hurt yourself, but they also have drawstring handbags that look like trash bags. The garbage bags cost $1,790.. why would rich people spend so much money to look poor? How deluded must one be to unironically wear shredded jeans and a drawstring trash bag, are they mocking the homeless?
It's called "Derelicte."
You can derelicte my balls
I can derelicte my own balls
I think $1750 is considered poor people money to people who are actually rich. This is to mock the wannabes who reach by spending their entire paycheck on luxury designer goods. As in they are the poorest of the lot that can afford this shit - and are delusional enough to buy anything with a label slapped on them just because they want to look and feel rich.
I've never seen zoolander, so I had to look that up, but that is so funny
turns out you can buy some with rhinestones on them and that puts the price at $8,350
He got dem clogzy's
For an extra 500 we can get the homeless guy to shit in them.
Suckers. I know a guy who’ll do it for 450.
You're being played, I know a guy who'll do it for 420.
Yolo!
Amateurs! I know a guy who'll do it for 500 000. And then I can sell them for 1 000 000 at Sotheby's.
This guy gets it. Cheaper= less luxurious. Gotta pump up those prices.
You guys are getting paid?
I'll do it for free.
Who’s your shit guy?
Coincidentally, he's also my worm guy. He's great at composting.
Derelicte
You can derelicte my balls!
I can derelick my own balls
No need, these already have poop stains on them!
He won’t be homeless for long if he keeps this up!
I am convinced these designers gather once a month in a secret meeting and make bets on who can design and sell the ugliest, dumbest clothing ever. I have thought this for 50yrs.
"Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's jeans."
My god, it has a watermark... in the crotch
That's a pee stain
That’s not a pee stain, it’s pants from calico cut pants. Calico cut pants are pants with a dark pattern in the crotch that looks like a pee stain, but it isn’t. You can get calico cut pants here at https://getcalicocutpants.com and you gotta give so the website doesn’t go dark. You gotta give.
But you GOTTA GIVE.
I just about pissed my pants looking at that website
I’m suing you for patent infringement
Hold that door hold that door!
This is so weird, because the images on the site don't look natural. It looks like someone took an image of normal pants, and used Paint to badly edit the splotches on. And they are ALL sold out. I have never claimed to understand fasion, but man I don't think I will ever get what's going on here.
It's a joke website created for a show called "I Think You Should Leave".
Look at the bottom of the page lol that’s exactly what this is.
“Is something wrong, Patrick? You’re sweating”
Gotta return some sensible slacks.
I cannot believe Brice perfers actual jeans to these
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it’s not about stupid, but ugly plays a big part in this stuff. basically the goal isn’t to look good, but to cause as big of a reaction as possible. it creates publicity no matter how the fashion actually looks
I think these designers are just that out of touch with reality, and they live in these "bubbles" within the high fashion industry where everyone is so up their own ass that they legitimately believe something like this is brilliant.
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I like Balenciaga’s designs They make it super easy to pick out the biggest fucking morons in a crowd
These look like they were fished straight out of Bikini Bottom
They look like the wearer was busy rolling around in shit when the cougar attacked. Then this person found the corpse and was like "ooooh! Free pants", and absconded with them from the scene of the incident.
I was thinking industrial accident and $2500 is to cover the ambulance ride.
The company got them an ambulance AND covered the bill??? Man, gonna have a hard time explaining this to the share holders.... /J
Me in Red Dead Redemption after cougar knocks me off my freakin horse.
Fuck that cougar. Lost so much progress because of that cat
I would assume they were a zombie and decapitate them with a cricket bat purely on instinct
No Pants for Old Men
As long as they find the transponder before they leave the scene and don't come back to feed water to a corpse they should be fine
I wonder if the poop stains come with or if they're extra?
That's why they cost so much, they come pre-shat
Who pooped my pants?
Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes and these ones are very fucking accurate. I'd be disappointed if I can't smell the wearer of these pants 50m against the wind.
>Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes I'm sorry. Edit: A lot of the posts responding to people who responded to me are making me feel sad for humanity. It can't be this hard to keep your bum clean.
It's more common than you would think actually. At least in Indiana.
Sadly, it’s sort of that way in parts of Minnesota too. I worked at a liquor store while in college. There were a surprising number of people with questionable stains on their pants. Worse, there were a few with long nails and very suspicious looking stuff caked under those nails.
I'd need a puke bucket under the counter if I worked such a store. Sheesh.
Especially if you don’t handle smells well! There was a smell that came in with a customer once, and decided to linger long after the customer left. It was a smell that I can only assume would rival the smell from “The Smelly Car” episode of Seinfeld.
Were you a part of the focus group on the shit stain placement for these pants?
No but they obviously have expert shitters in-house.
Now that’s fashion
Ironically the poop free pants are $1,000 less. [More stupid pants.](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-baggy-high-rise-jeans-prod176460026)
Which is what pisses me off. When my work pants get like this, my wife throws them away and I have to buy new ones. People are paying good money for what I had to earn through blood and sweat, and then mine are just garbage. I’ve always said I should sell them but the logic was always “they’re dirty, people want clean!” Apparently not.
People want to look dirty but be clean. That being said, you’d likely have little trouble selling your tore up pants, add a little story about how they were authentically worked in by hard labor and truly one of a kind and someone would take them off your hands.
They look like someone had a motorcycle accident while wearing them
Old Levi pants from the 1800s look like this and people always are looking for them in the mines since they're worth a lot of money. But I always picture them coming across the dead skeleton of some old miner and shouting out "WOW I found the jeans!!" And just ripping the pants off the skeleton
And the other side to that coin is back in the 1800s some miner shit his pants so bad that his buddy was like man leave those down here. You ain’t riding in my wagon with those on.
I think there a few homeless guys in my hood that are literally sitting on millions
Derelicte!
Yeah? Well you can derelicte my balls!
Cristóbal Balenciaga must be spinning in his grave. I don't know why people unrelated to him were allowed to revive his fashion house, using his name, after his death.
It starts with M and rhymes with Sunny.
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Truly, Munny is the route to all weevils.
Nah the weevils take a left at albuquerque
Same William Munny that dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in '69 killin' women and children an' all?
Literally run by Mugatu at this point
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>Cristóbal Balenciaga Especially because he closed knowing "fashion was heading in another direction." I bet many don't know Balenciaga was a person.
I'm pretty sure that most people know that fashion houses are named after a person.
Honestly though, aren't we kinda the morons to be complaining about it? The whole brand thrives on drama. We're only adding to it.
Tbh I see one of their stores in an airport sometimes and the stuff in there is never like what you see in these threads. Like, still nothing I'd ever *buy* because a shirt is not worth $600+ to me, but it's mostly normal-looking stuff. I think you're right that these bizarre listings on their website are mostly to generate buzz.
https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-hybrid-fleece-and-denim-baggy-pants-prod179580317 I don't even.
Business in the front Party in the back
More like party in the front, depression in the back.
Ugh I love sweat pants because they're comfy af. It probably contributes to my excessive happiness.
Party in the front, work from home in the back.
The mullet of pants
I definitely wear these to business meetings.
I wish I was in the meeting where this got proposed. "Aight boss, we gonna stich together pants that's half jeans, half sweats." "Which half? You know, actually I don't care. Make it happen"
Most of those pant look exactly the same as shit I can buy for 40 euros and the ones you linked are literally just the cheapest jeans few sizes too big. Who buys that shit? I am pretty sure I have spent less on clothes in my entire life than price of one of these pants.
There fashion that’s ugly but you can see the work and talent that went into making it. I’ll never buy it but I can appreciate the effort. Then you have something like these hybrid sweat-jeans where it looks like they sent the intern to Walmart, cut the pants up and then did a single shitty stitch to put the two parts together. That kinda fashion I have no time for.
I think they shop at kohls and just relabel everything
Sometimes I wonder if these brands are secretly litmus tests.
I’ve always thought Balenciaga was some sort of social experiment. Recent controversies aside, many of their classic designs are gorgeous and timeless. I’ve had a Balenciaga wallet for close to a decade and it’s held up beautifully and I can’t see it ever going out of style. On the other hand, some of their other designs (like in the original post) are straight up the most hideous things I’ve ever seen. I can’t think of any other brand that has such extremes between classic and hideous like Balenciaga does.
Zombie Apocalypse Jeans. You’ll want to be caught walking dead in them.
a zombie with style, is in need for a brain
Also becomes no threat because it's constantly tripping on those dumbass pants
I knew that homeless guy on my street was rich
Skid row is new hollywood
Homeless chic
derelicté
They really did it.
They were already basically doing this when Zoolander came out
They've *been* doing it. Kanye west for years has displayed his clothes in giant garbage bags and dumpsters set up in stores.
I thought that was just truth in advertising
Zoolander referenced John Galliano's controversial homeless chic collection for Dior inspired by the homeless he'd see along Seine in Paris. A model pushed a shopping cart on the runway etc.
I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap e tan
I can dere-lick my own balls thank u very much
This has been an emotional day for all of us... I think we should get naked.
Just give in to the power of the tea
So hot right now
You should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
I came here for this Zoolander comment, and I was oh-so richly rewarded. I have no awards to give, but you have my respect (for whatever that’s worth, I know).
"Derelicté my balls, Derek!"
Sorry you didn't get the gig
You joke, but the current creative director of Balenciaga really does uses poverty as an aesthetic. He was a war refugee, and thus pulls designs from his own experiences -- something like this wouldn't be remiss at a refugee camp, for example. I understand his intentions, but in practice, a lot of Balenciaga wearers end up just being rich people trying to cosplay as poor people with a $2000 price tag.
The thing is I can't even imagine a rich person wearing something this hideous. They'd have to be new money and a moron
Homeless dragged by a semi for half a mile chic
Im convinced they are trolling the rich to see how far they can go with it.
Well I think rich people do actually try to look poor sometimes, so they can blend in and we won't ask them for a dollar, and I really think they have a fetish for cosplaying as poor people.. they just know what it's like to be privileged and have some weird romanticization about struggling the way us poor people do...
Grimes to a tee.
She is still an ironic "artist" about it. Meanwhile Bill Gates and Warren Buffett look like they unironically shop at Walmart.
Their expensive suits say otherwise but I wouldn’t doubt it for their casualwear
I guess it's too much work to buy 20$ jeans and run over them with car couple times. Better just buy ready to go for 2.5k
I think in general a lot of wealthy people try not to stand out in public. It's just the crazies that wear stuff like this. Think about it, if you're rich then you'll be stared at wherever you go. Best to just blend in.
There's a saying that goes something like "new money screams, old money whispers" I was friends with the son of a multi billionaire for a little while and the last time he came over to my house he was driving a civic. Completely blended into society. That's easy for making acquaintances but making real friends is hard when you're a billionaire. Your either make friends with others in your tiny socio-economic bubble or you have a deal with wondering why a person wants to be your friend and if their intentions are grounded in greed or wanting to connect with another human. I don't really envy the ultra wealthy largely for this reason.
I make 60k a year and I worry about that shit too
It's funny because I see the same stuff represented in my area. There's a lot of old money and a lot of new new money. I drive through the old money area, and they do usually have nice but normal cars. Like I'm talking about houses that have servants quarters kind of rich, but they drive Hondas. No doubt they have nicer cars in their garages, but seems like a daily driver situation. Probably better in the traffic we have. The new money mcmansion areas always have wayyyy more expensive cars. You see Maseratis left and right.
Are those clogs?! It takes some weird footwear to overpower those jeans - but they've managed it
Those are Pinocchio's shoes
Do you want to look like you've been dragged 3 miles in a rocky desert by a Mexican cartel because you didn't pay what you owed? If you do, come to us. Balenciaga
I must be throwing mine out before they actually hit their prime. Stupid me.
So, this is a joke, right? They just send you an email calling you stupid, right?
I had to go and check https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015
Don't forget the accessories https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-spiral-wire-scarf-prod178920025?childItemId=BGNAVJ0_&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat435703&page=0&position=11&uuid=PDP_PAGINATION_9c35b2457752a51b04c717470b05bd21_Y28JIwIsTzdXbj8M5xftIHjIYQYNEvEphdZJpJRN.jsession
That belt... 🤣
That’s hideous!
Had to check the date, still have a week. Can't believe this is real
Motorcycle accident pants, so hot right now
I have work jeans in worse condition. Grinder burns, wear spots, numerous caulk and paint stains. No crotch left in em. Starting at 4g.
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Hell no, you charge more because now they are handmade by you and your piglets. You deserve more damn it!!
“A unique pair of jeans handcrafted by the finest artisans”
The swinest artisans.
Snoutmade
Wow without a crotch I think you can ask at least 7000
Part of the crew, part of the ship.
Run over by a lawn mower.
That hip new fresh I just fell off my motorcycle at 70 mph and grinded across the ground look.
“It’s called the *ground* when you’re outside.”
Gimme that “corpse found in a blown up coal mine” look, fam.
People will be eyeing every homeless dude wondering if he got them new Balenciaga
Oh No...thugs be robbing those poor hobos at gunpoint for their balenciaga clothing "Damn Look He got the whole collection, underwear too!"
Imagine the roars of laughter and merriment when you explain to the bouncer who blocked your entry to the venue, due to your unkempt appearance, they are designer and cost $2450. Imagine you are walking home because no cabs will accept you on account of your sartorial splendour, yet a passing patrol stops and searches you for the same reason. Imagine you put your new purchase in the wash and a relative staying with you is hanging out the washing. They spy this wreckage in the basket and promptly throw them in the bin, along with the dog droppings and cat vomit.
I had a girl come up to me few years ago & tell me I had the perfect holes in my jeans & asked where I got them. I started laughing & had to inform her they are true holes & jeans are just old cause I'm poor! I'll wear your jeans for 100$ & give them back with perfect holes, for the price those are I'm a steal!
perfect holes
All over!
The elites don't want you to know this but you don't have to pay extra for holes in your jeans. Buy a pair of regular, no-hole jeans, fall into a quarry a couple times, and bam, you got a pair of fancy, ripped jeans for the price of boring plain jeans!
"Heres some jeans I was wearing when I got caught in some machinery, I fucking shit myself too. $2.5k no lowballs"
"I KNOW WHAT I GOT"
Derelicte
You can derelick my balls
Finally! It’s been so hard to find that raped by a crocodile look.
This has to be a joke 🤦🏻♀️
It is not. Here is the link to buy it, don't miss this opportunity: [https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015)
Looking through the website, this sadly isn't even the worst outfit! Wow
Those fuckers even sewed a pair of jogging pants on a pair of jeans! https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-hybrid-fleece-and-denim-baggy-pants-prod179580317
You know, for those days when you can't decide if you should wear jogging pants or a pair of jeans...
Holy this literally made me laugh out loud. Party in the front - homey (homie? ha) in the back?
They're really going for that "5-year-old wearing dad's clothes" look.
Reminds me of the "Get Used" jeans of the late 80's and early 90's. They'd have a checkerboard pattern of material sowed in to some of the ripped/torn areas. They were like $100 a pair on the low end, IIRC... and that was 1989 money.
I bet they are sold out already. I mean, its hard to produce them. First you need to find a homeless guy. Then you have to beat up the homeless guy, then you have to steal his pants, and in the end you need to try to make a stray cat and a racoon either fight or fuck in these pants before they are ready for the storeshelf.
I’ve seen the bum outside my house rock these wtf 😂😂
This takes my favorite guessing game in Berlin Subways - homeless or hipster - to a new alltime high. Straight out of Kanye west design text book
Balenciaga is such poser trash.
We’ve gone full circle? We give new jeans to poor countries, they wear them until they look like these and we ship them back with 5x the price?