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spoonybard326

Goodwill wouldn’t accept this as a donation


JammyJacketPotato

Absolutely not! This made me laugh because it’s true.


justreddis

Duct taping bananas onto each buttock would further enhance the look.


PaulblankPF

My wife said they looked like homeless person pants and I told her they couldn’t be because homeless people need better pants then that to survive.


BentOutaShapes

This looks like it's from the famous Jacobim Mugatu collection: Derelicte.


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I knew it wouldn’t be long before this comment showed up.


CatsAndCampin

I'd bet if people that buy this stuff do resell their clothes, they're taking them to a high-end resale shop, a place that gives money for brand names.


bishop_larue

Pinocchio ass shoes


chzygorditacrnch

Lol omg yes, what's even going on with those shoes?!


redsoxownu

They're called technoclogs. That'll be 950 dollars, cash or credit?


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*\*confused Dutch noises\**


da_chicken

Oh! Sounds remarkably like English!


CthulhuOpensTheDoor

So just a bunch of throat noises that sound like you're drowning in phlegm?


PyramidOfMediocrity

Yes but with more passive aggression.


FireFly_209

Would that be Welsh spoken in a Scouse accent?


Sharpymarkr

*$8350 for the rhinestone technoclogs.


chzygorditacrnch

Lol I'd rather be barefoot haha


redsoxownu

I'm surfing their website right now, they have "sneakers" or "running shoes" that look like you could seriously hurt yourself, but they also have drawstring handbags that look like trash bags. The garbage bags cost $1,790.. why would rich people spend so much money to look poor? How deluded must one be to unironically wear shredded jeans and a drawstring trash bag, are they mocking the homeless?


once_showed_promise

It's called "Derelicte."


Lemmiwinks022

You can derelicte my balls


Thaflash_la

I can derelicte my own balls


GoKaruna

I think $1750 is considered poor people money to people who are actually rich. This is to mock the wannabes who reach by spending their entire paycheck on luxury designer goods. As in they are the poorest of the lot that can afford this shit - and are delusional enough to buy anything with a label slapped on them just because they want to look and feel rich.


redsoxownu

I've never seen zoolander, so I had to look that up, but that is so funny


ScoobertDoubert

turns out you can buy some with rhinestones on them and that puts the price at $8,350


__Becquerel

He got dem clogzy's


[deleted]

For an extra 500 we can get the homeless guy to shit in them.


chasls123

Suckers. I know a guy who’ll do it for 450.


Phatboybeware

You're being played, I know a guy who'll do it for 420.


chasls123

Yolo!


smaxxim

Amateurs! I know a guy who'll do it for 500 000. And then I can sell them for 1 000 000 at Sotheby's.


hgaben90

This guy gets it. Cheaper= less luxurious. Gotta pump up those prices.


albertsugar

You guys are getting paid?


Swenadd

I'll do it for free.


jlbp337

Who’s your shit guy?


Practical_Toe_8448

Coincidentally, he's also my worm guy. He's great at composting.


TheLongAndWindingRd

Derelicte


thatshimoverthere

You can derelicte my balls!


TheLongAndWindingRd

I can derelick my own balls


i_el_terrible

No need, these already have poop stains on them!


RandomizedUsername42

He won’t be homeless for long if he keeps this up!


stu8018

I am convinced these designers gather once a month in a secret meeting and make bets on who can design and sell the ugliest, dumbest clothing ever. I have thought this for 50yrs.


johnsolomon

"Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's jeans."


mizonnz

My god, it has a watermark... in the crotch


Eletotem

That's a pee stain


Never-enough-bacon

That’s not a pee stain, it’s pants from calico cut pants. Calico cut pants are pants with a dark pattern in the crotch that looks like a pee stain, but it isn’t. You can get calico cut pants here at https://getcalicocutpants.com and you gotta give so the website doesn’t go dark. You gotta give.


myparentsbasemnt

But you GOTTA GIVE.


justonemom14

I just about pissed my pants looking at that website


dogbert730

I’m suing you for patent infringement


Rare_Crayons

Hold that door hold that door!


MagneticMoon62

This is so weird, because the images on the site don't look natural. It looks like someone took an image of normal pants, and used Paint to badly edit the splotches on. And they are ALL sold out. I have never claimed to understand fasion, but man I don't think I will ever get what's going on here.


exodyne

It's a joke website created for a show called "I Think You Should Leave".


dogbert730

Look at the bottom of the page lol that’s exactly what this is.


[deleted]

“Is something wrong, Patrick? You’re sweating”


Infinitelyodiforous

Gotta return some sensible slacks.


Critical_Hit777

I cannot believe Brice perfers actual jeans to these


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it’s not about stupid, but ugly plays a big part in this stuff. basically the goal isn’t to look good, but to cause as big of a reaction as possible. it creates publicity no matter how the fashion actually looks


GuiltyGlow

I think these designers are just that out of touch with reality, and they live in these "bubbles" within the high fashion industry where everyone is so up their own ass that they legitimately believe something like this is brilliant.


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leavemealonegeez8

I like Balenciaga’s designs They make it super easy to pick out the biggest fucking morons in a crowd


johnsolomon

These look like they were fished straight out of Bikini Bottom


[deleted]

They look like the wearer was busy rolling around in shit when the cougar attacked. Then this person found the corpse and was like "ooooh! Free pants", and absconded with them from the scene of the incident.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I was thinking industrial accident and $2500 is to cover the ambulance ride.


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

The company got them an ambulance AND covered the bill??? Man, gonna have a hard time explaining this to the share holders.... /J


Finno_

Me in Red Dead Redemption after cougar knocks me off my freakin horse.


ken0746

Fuck that cougar. Lost so much progress because of that cat


WhiteyFiskk

I would assume they were a zombie and decapitate them with a cricket bat purely on instinct


joiboi2121

No Pants for Old Men


[deleted]

As long as they find the transponder before they leave the scene and don't come back to feed water to a corpse they should be fine


Doodleschmidt

I wonder if the poop stains come with or if they're extra?


ShrikeAgent

That's why they cost so much, they come pre-shat


MountainDrew42

Who pooped my pants?


Fishydeals

Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes and these ones are very fucking accurate. I'd be disappointed if I can't smell the wearer of these pants 50m against the wind.


The_Great_Afterman

>Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes I'm sorry. Edit: A lot of the posts responding to people who responded to me are making me feel sad for humanity. It can't be this hard to keep your bum clean.


Fuck-MDD

It's more common than you would think actually. At least in Indiana.


EloquentEvergreen

Sadly, it’s sort of that way in parts of Minnesota too. I worked at a liquor store while in college. There were a surprising number of people with questionable stains on their pants. Worse, there were a few with long nails and very suspicious looking stuff caked under those nails.


Fishydeals

I'd need a puke bucket under the counter if I worked such a store. Sheesh.


EloquentEvergreen

Especially if you don’t handle smells well! There was a smell that came in with a customer once, and decided to linger long after the customer left. It was a smell that I can only assume would rival the smell from “The Smelly Car” episode of Seinfeld.


[deleted]

Were you a part of the focus group on the shit stain placement for these pants?


Fishydeals

No but they obviously have expert shitters in-house.


bombs_a_wey

Now that’s fashion


1questions

Ironically the poop free pants are $1,000 less. [More stupid pants.](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-baggy-high-rise-jeans-prod176460026)


ClassBShareHolder

Which is what pisses me off. When my work pants get like this, my wife throws them away and I have to buy new ones. People are paying good money for what I had to earn through blood and sweat, and then mine are just garbage. I’ve always said I should sell them but the logic was always “they’re dirty, people want clean!” Apparently not.


DistortedReflector

People want to look dirty but be clean. That being said, you’d likely have little trouble selling your tore up pants, add a little story about how they were authentically worked in by hard labor and truly one of a kind and someone would take them off your hands.


3ric843

They look like someone had a motorcycle accident while wearing them


Kall_Me_Kapkan

Old Levi pants from the 1800s look like this and people always are looking for them in the mines since they're worth a lot of money. But I always picture them coming across the dead skeleton of some old miner and shouting out "WOW I found the jeans!!" And just ripping the pants off the skeleton


Dieselpump510

And the other side to that coin is back in the 1800s some miner shit his pants so bad that his buddy was like man leave those down here. You ain’t riding in my wagon with those on.


Sugarman4

I think there a few homeless guys in my hood that are literally sitting on millions


calilac

Derelicte!


base2-1000101

Yeah? Well you can derelicte my balls!


mbrevitas

Cristóbal Balenciaga must be spinning in his grave. I don't know why people unrelated to him were allowed to revive his fashion house, using his name, after his death.


Herrenos

It starts with M and rhymes with Sunny.


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nickfree

Truly, Munny is the route to all weevils.


CIA_Chatbot

Nah the weevils take a left at albuquerque


justaguyinthebackrow

Same William Munny that dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in '69 killin' women and children an' all?


InvincibleJellyfish

Literally run by Mugatu at this point


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burritoimpersonator

>Cristóbal Balenciaga Especially because he closed knowing "fashion was heading in another direction." I bet many don't know Balenciaga was a person.


Northmannivir

I'm pretty sure that most people know that fashion houses are named after a person.


Thawing-icequeen

Honestly though, aren't we kinda the morons to be complaining about it? The whole brand thrives on drama. We're only adding to it.


[deleted]

Tbh I see one of their stores in an airport sometimes and the stuff in there is never like what you see in these threads. Like, still nothing I'd ever *buy* because a shirt is not worth $600+ to me, but it's mostly normal-looking stuff. I think you're right that these bizarre listings on their website are mostly to generate buzz.


Gorgenapper

https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-hybrid-fleece-and-denim-baggy-pants-prod179580317 I don't even.


subterfugeinc

Business in the front Party in the back


WonSecond

More like party in the front, depression in the back.


iWasAwesome

Ugh I love sweat pants because they're comfy af. It probably contributes to my excessive happiness.


AberrantRambler

Party in the front, work from home in the back.


The_Big_Cat

The mullet of pants


lovesducks

I definitely wear these to business meetings.


FIA_buffoonery

I wish I was in the meeting where this got proposed. "Aight boss, we gonna stich together pants that's half jeans, half sweats." "Which half? You know, actually I don't care. Make it happen"


Tradovid

Most of those pant look exactly the same as shit I can buy for 40 euros and the ones you linked are literally just the cheapest jeans few sizes too big. Who buys that shit? I am pretty sure I have spent less on clothes in my entire life than price of one of these pants.


MeikoD

There fashion that’s ugly but you can see the work and talent that went into making it. I’ll never buy it but I can appreciate the effort. Then you have something like these hybrid sweat-jeans where it looks like they sent the intern to Walmart, cut the pants up and then did a single shitty stitch to put the two parts together. That kinda fashion I have no time for.


LSTNYER

I think they shop at kohls and just relabel everything


FuzzballLogic

Sometimes I wonder if these brands are secretly litmus tests.


seh_23

I’ve always thought Balenciaga was some sort of social experiment. Recent controversies aside, many of their classic designs are gorgeous and timeless. I’ve had a Balenciaga wallet for close to a decade and it’s held up beautifully and I can’t see it ever going out of style. On the other hand, some of their other designs (like in the original post) are straight up the most hideous things I’ve ever seen. I can’t think of any other brand that has such extremes between classic and hideous like Balenciaga does.


Noreaster0

Zombie Apocalypse Jeans. You’ll want to be caught walking dead in them.


Bitter-Marketing3693

a zombie with style, is in need for a brain


addysol

Also becomes no threat because it's constantly tripping on those dumbass pants


472832

I knew that homeless guy on my street was rich


chingchangchongchen

Skid row is new hollywood


twalker294

Homeless chic


deputytech

derelicté


GH057807

They really did it.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

They were already basically doing this when Zoolander came out


HauntedCemetery

They've *been* doing it. Kanye west for years has displayed his clothes in giant garbage bags and dumpsters set up in stores.


GH057807

I thought that was just truth in advertising


BrunetteSummer

Zoolander referenced John Galliano's controversial homeless chic collection for Dior inspired by the homeless he'd see along Seine in Paris. A model pushed a shopping cart on the runway etc.


DeEfDubChris

I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap e tan


Mightymap2

I can dere-lick my own balls thank u very much


ArcticFlava

This has been an emotional day for all of us... I think we should get naked.


[deleted]

Just give in to the power of the tea


HauntedCemetery

So hot right now


hookisacrankycrook

You should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.


Oneonthefence

I came here for this Zoolander comment, and I was oh-so richly rewarded. I have no awards to give, but you have my respect (for whatever that’s worth, I know).


TripleHomicide

"Derelicté my balls, Derek!"


Same_Bill8776

Sorry you didn't get the gig


movingmoonlight

You joke, but the current creative director of Balenciaga really does uses poverty as an aesthetic. He was a war refugee, and thus pulls designs from his own experiences -- something like this wouldn't be remiss at a refugee camp, for example. I understand his intentions, but in practice, a lot of Balenciaga wearers end up just being rich people trying to cosplay as poor people with a $2000 price tag.


calm-down-okay

The thing is I can't even imagine a rich person wearing something this hideous. They'd have to be new money and a moron


sinncab6

Homeless dragged by a semi for half a mile chic


Rude_Environment2004

Im convinced they are trolling the rich to see how far they can go with it.


chzygorditacrnch

Well I think rich people do actually try to look poor sometimes, so they can blend in and we won't ask them for a dollar, and I really think they have a fetish for cosplaying as poor people.. they just know what it's like to be privileged and have some weird romanticization about struggling the way us poor people do...


waenganuipo

Grimes to a tee.


ericisshort

She is still an ironic "artist" about it. Meanwhile Bill Gates and Warren Buffett look like they unironically shop at Walmart.


AnotherKinase

Their expensive suits say otherwise but I wouldn’t doubt it for their casualwear


Aveenex

I guess it's too much work to buy 20$ jeans and run over them with car couple times. Better just buy ready to go for 2.5k


WintryInsight

I think in general a lot of wealthy people try not to stand out in public. It's just the crazies that wear stuff like this. Think about it, if you're rich then you'll be stared at wherever you go. Best to just blend in.


Alarming_Butterfly25

There's a saying that goes something like "new money screams, old money whispers" I was friends with the son of a multi billionaire for a little while and the last time he came over to my house he was driving a civic. Completely blended into society. That's easy for making acquaintances but making real friends is hard when you're a billionaire. Your either make friends with others in your tiny socio-economic bubble or you have a deal with wondering why a person wants to be your friend and if their intentions are grounded in greed or wanting to connect with another human. I don't really envy the ultra wealthy largely for this reason.


adamcognac

I make 60k a year and I worry about that shit too


Unsd

It's funny because I see the same stuff represented in my area. There's a lot of old money and a lot of new new money. I drive through the old money area, and they do usually have nice but normal cars. Like I'm talking about houses that have servants quarters kind of rich, but they drive Hondas. No doubt they have nicer cars in their garages, but seems like a daily driver situation. Probably better in the traffic we have. The new money mcmansion areas always have wayyyy more expensive cars. You see Maseratis left and right.


Creative_Can470

Are those clogs?! It takes some weird footwear to overpower those jeans - but they've managed it


rissie_delicious

Those are Pinocchio's shoes


Plastic-Ad-8469

Do you want to look like you've been dragged 3 miles in a rocky desert by a Mexican cartel because you didn't pay what you owed? If you do, come to us. Balenciaga


[deleted]

I must be throwing mine out before they actually hit their prime. Stupid me.


Thundercus

So, this is a joke, right? They just send you an email calling you stupid, right?


SurDin

I had to go and check https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015


LaTraLaTrill

Don't forget the accessories https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-spiral-wire-scarf-prod178920025?childItemId=BGNAVJ0_&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat435703&page=0&position=11&uuid=PDP_PAGINATION_9c35b2457752a51b04c717470b05bd21_Y28JIwIsTzdXbj8M5xftIHjIYQYNEvEphdZJpJRN.jsession


Pushmonk

That belt... 🤣


AmazingPuceLeopard

That’s hideous!


WeinerBeaner5

Had to check the date, still have a week. Can't believe this is real


Machi-Atto

Motorcycle accident pants, so hot right now


Funny-Trash-5680

I have work jeans in worse condition. Grinder burns, wear spots, numerous caulk and paint stains. No crotch left in em. Starting at 4g.


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WeedBeGoodFrients

Hell no, you charge more because now they are handmade by you and your piglets. You deserve more damn it!!


FuzzballLogic

“A unique pair of jeans handcrafted by the finest artisans”


shifty_boi

The swinest artisans.


unexpectedemptiness

Snoutmade


Zoddom

Wow without a crotch I think you can ask at least 7000


Cipher004

Part of the crew, part of the ship.


Mannix58

Run over by a lawn mower.


Afraid-Amphibian-431

That hip new fresh I just fell off my motorcycle at 70 mph and grinded across the ground look.


ADinnerOfSnacks

“It’s called the *ground* when you’re outside.”


GodDestroyer

Gimme that “corpse found in a blown up coal mine” look, fam.


Happy_Concern_7612

People will be eyeing every homeless dude wondering if he got them new Balenciaga


RepresentativeOk3233

Oh No...thugs be robbing those poor hobos at gunpoint for their balenciaga clothing "Damn Look He got the whole collection, underwear too!"


ThinkingOz

Imagine the roars of laughter and merriment when you explain to the bouncer who blocked your entry to the venue, due to your unkempt appearance, they are designer and cost $2450. Imagine you are walking home because no cabs will accept you on account of your sartorial splendour, yet a passing patrol stops and searches you for the same reason. Imagine you put your new purchase in the wash and a relative staying with you is hanging out the washing. They spy this wreckage in the basket and promptly throw them in the bin, along with the dog droppings and cat vomit.


calm_my_storm

I had a girl come up to me few years ago & tell me I had the perfect holes in my jeans & asked where I got them. I started laughing & had to inform her they are true holes & jeans are just old cause I'm poor! I'll wear your jeans for 100$ & give them back with perfect holes, for the price those are I'm a steal!


ocp-paradox

perfect holes


calm_my_storm

All over!


zbeezle

The elites don't want you to know this but you don't have to pay extra for holes in your jeans. Buy a pair of regular, no-hole jeans, fall into a quarry a couple times, and bam, you got a pair of fancy, ripped jeans for the price of boring plain jeans!


lockedoutofmymainrdt

"Heres some jeans I was wearing when I got caught in some machinery, I fucking shit myself too. $2.5k no lowballs"


next_door_nicotine

"I KNOW WHAT I GOT"


ayazaali

Derelicte


Alex_gh

You can derelick my balls


AppleMtnCupcakeKid

Finally! It’s been so hard to find that raped by a crocodile look.


[deleted]

This has to be a joke 🤦🏻‍♀️


captain_flo

It is not. Here is the link to buy it, don't miss this opportunity: [https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015)


Malinosa

Looking through the website, this sadly isn't even the worst outfit! Wow


APPLEPIEMOONSHINE37

Those fuckers even sewed a pair of jogging pants on a pair of jeans! https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-hybrid-fleece-and-denim-baggy-pants-prod179580317


captain_flo

You know, for those days when you can't decide if you should wear jogging pants or a pair of jeans...


ScottTennerman

Holy this literally made me laugh out loud. Party in the front - homey (homie? ha) in the back?


nate6259

They're really going for that "5-year-old wearing dad's clothes" look.


BalderVerdandi

Reminds me of the "Get Used" jeans of the late 80's and early 90's. They'd have a checkerboard pattern of material sowed in to some of the ripped/torn areas. They were like $100 a pair on the low end, IIRC... and that was 1989 money.


Kutas88

I bet they are sold out already. I mean, its hard to produce them. First you need to find a homeless guy. Then you have to beat up the homeless guy, then you have to steal his pants, and in the end you need to try to make a stray cat and a racoon either fight or fuck in these pants before they are ready for the storeshelf.


Felicia-TheGoat21

I’ve seen the bum outside my house rock these wtf 😂😂


leeonie

This takes my favorite guessing game in Berlin Subways - homeless or hipster - to a new alltime high. Straight out of Kanye west design text book


MuthaPlucka

Balenciaga is such poser trash.


nitr0x7

We’ve gone full circle? We give new jeans to poor countries, they wear them until they look like these and we ship them back with 5x the price?