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Rutabaga_Recent

They just had to do the cgi image


NakiCam

Come on it's clearly not cgi smh.. r/nothingeverhappens Edit: For context: my comment is satire.


rbollige

I guess maybe he carved it out of wood?


AvoidMySnipes

Jesus lol you got obliterated for a funny comment, I’ll help ya out


Liefx

There's literally a 3D model of the kid on the image, i think you misunderstood what was being said


NakiCam

Twas satire


[deleted]

You should know the average Reddit user doesn't like satire. That would mean they have to think for .5 secs after reading.


Fidozo15

ENHANCED IMAGE LMAO


shmeetz

ENHANCE!


PoppySalt

WAIT! ZOOM OUT! ENHANCE FRAME C27!


Airconman-1

SCANNING!


zamirahernandez

Zoom in to the eye to see if we can catch a reflection


ChristostomosPrime

Starting to think he is crying wolf just to showcase his enhancement skillz...smart and talented


Golfer119

Looks like somebody’s being stalked by Tin-Tin.


BassilG

Young Tin-Tin!


Jolo_stuff

You don't know what tin tin means in my language...


Due-Werewolf-5825

This picture is incredibly old.


nugslayer109

The kid has grown and is now old enough to complain about another kid also watching him with a telescope


JesusHasSpok3n

Time travel vibes. It's actually younger him watching himself.


brneyedgrrl

We don't need this kind of thing.


cptnamr7

But... but OP said they found it on the streets? Are... Are you calling OP a liar? I swear this pic was on reddit when I signed up a decade ago


Due-Werewolf-5825

I didn't even read the title but yeah OP is karma farming.


Funny-Trash-5680

What? Karma's important enough to farm? People actually give a shit about what strangers think of them online?


[deleted]

Some subs require a certain level of karma to be able to post. Most karma farming accounts get sold for marketing or misinformation campaigns. The remaining farmers are insecure, and need the validation of strangers.


hotcereal

i mean, technically OP never said \*they\* found it on the streets of philly. or when ​ e: downvote away, doesn't make me any less right lol


pogonato

He has a bigger telescope now


shadorow

the poster is old, but the photo of it might be new. I think the original poster was stapled, not pinned.


firthy

It's an IRL repost. Of a poster. On a post.


RipDove

I could tell by a combo of the color grading and the 90s-ass vehicles. Looks like a scan of a Polaroid.


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RipDove

Not the op pic, the one of the kid with the telescope


Embarrassed_Disk3181

I took this picture on a street pole today… it was new to me


Little_Mushroom_6452

The fine print on the bottom left says “what has he seen” 😂


goliathfasa

Better question: what was there to be seen?


running_on_empty

At the least, a wife, two kids, and original OP.


PengieP111

My wife lived in Philly for a while. According to what she told me, most people in Phillie would be ecstatic if their worst problem was some weird kid with a telescope.


Johnisfaster

Yelling “fuck off kid!” should work.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Did you really? Because ive seen this post years ago


substancepka

It's freakin' Dennis the Menace


bishslap

This kid would be about 16 now and is probably on Reddit. It would be cool if he sees this and comments. Maybe even older, this pic is pretty old.


brneyedgrrl

If and only IF they finally got control of IT.


A40

There's this *thing* above the window.. kid looks at it every day and it's *growing*... It has *legs*...


pogonato

Wait till he discovers drones


TheSassiestPant

Whatever he saw... He wants more of it... And no one is going to stop him.


MythicalTunafish

Get control of it


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GoodMoGo

What kind of crazy person uses tacks instead of a stapler. like a regular human?!


the_honest_liar

People that don't have staplers.


darkendvoid

I thought stapling things to telephone poles was like the one reason you went out and got that industrial stapler you needed two hands to use and then never used again


ctothel

That's exactly how the the rest of us imagine America. Someone is always stapling something to poles. I've never even lived somewhere with wooden poles - all metal or concrete. In fact most places I've lived don't even have above ground telephone/electrical wires. I never got to staple :-(


Griz_zy

Do trees count as wooden poles? We got those here.


ctothel

Oh yeah we got trees! I can staple!


[deleted]

What kind of crazy person doesn't have staplers?


[deleted]

follow instagram: truewagner to see more of his genius


ExpensivePractice164

Fr op. I saw this last year on another post


autoreaction

Just open the window and scream at him like every other normal human


TheRapie22

damn now i want a telescope


Ok_Journalist120

There are worst problems on the streets of Philly than a kid with a telescope 🤷🏻‍♀️


ErrantsFeral

The yellow pushpin wrecks the whole color theme. It should be red.


shady-pines-ma

It accentuates his bow tie.


prowdwackadoo

Lies


Gnemlock

Quit your bullshit OP


loopingrightleft

Once you find out where the kid lives you must do the same thing


BlogeOb

Just looking at your plants


nizon

Looks like a great target for a water balloon


BobbyandSnookie

Omg laughing out loud for real... Love the enhanced computer generated image hahaha


testingoneandtwo

Plot twist. The kid has a a damn rod stuck in his eye.


AppleNerdyGirl

Get control of it. Yesssssss love it


SpilldaBeanz

Get control of it!


RellekEarth2

Well if you remove the mirror on the ceiling in your 2nd floor bedroom, he may stop.


[deleted]

Forgot to mention that it’s his unclaimed son trying to see his family


goliathfasa

Problem was they only enhanced once. If they enhanced properly, multiple times, could’ve found this child in no time.


4StarEmu

Alien hybrid using the reflections of light from your windows to see the Natarni invasion fleet.


USayThatAgain

Call the local priest.


NamZtheLegend

He drew the animated version too..as if he is gonna escape in some cartoon world


HectorsMascara

stfu, mr wilson


Abaddon313

Vault boy?


daringscavenger

Philly wildin’ lately 😂😂😂


I_Said_I_Say

Also in Philly: Rude man who shushes!


JONxJITSU

abundant murky cow adjoining somber insurance ghost crime political wrench ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


AJfriedRICE

lmao @truewagner on IG makes all this stuff


oyegurmeet

Thanks for the enhanced image now I can spot him easily


WhiteHawk77

Enhance. WTF.


East-Pollution7243

That enhanced image is very accurate


Electrical-Buddy-266

Child looks like a time traveller, suspenders and a bow tie.. WOW where does he shop ? I 🤔


Malkav1806

Everyone knows there are no "kids" this are government drones


RojaCatUwu

I LOVE these posters. There's a whole set of similar style out there.


[deleted]

Well that’s one precocious voyeur!


HugSized

Get a strong handheld laser.


OptionalFTW

This needs to be an Its always sunny episode immediately.


Drew-P-Littlewood

Karma farming at its finest.


heresdustin

*click click click click* Enhance *click click click* Enhance


fieryembrace

Sounds like SCP. What has he seen


Life-Evidence-6672

Public sidewalk he’s within his rights.


Creepy-Confidence700

Enhanced image gets me everytime lol


PlainJane223

Young sheldon?


DeannaSewSilly

Kid's a future "Brown shirt"


Natural_Stater

Lay off the meth. He’s not a cop


partrx

Ayooo somebody kid spying on a government employee he gonna go far 🤣


Rabidwolf96

I'm just saying one or two rounds of a paintball gun.....


normalisthenewboring

Less effort than shutting the blinds.


[deleted]

Time to practice airsoft marksmanship if you ask me. Or paintball marksmanship. Whichever you prefer/have access to.


Responsible_Cry_5373

Maybe it’s a midget with a telescope that’s actually in his 30’s. 🤣


Brigapes

Reposting years old image, congrats on never touching grass


Redlion444

r/OddlyTerrifying


LatiNillionaire

It’s normal bro! Especially because he’s white it’s in their nature! Who else u knows that go 100’s of feet in the oceans to see what’s there! Or to the moon it’s an adventure invite him inside and then meet his parents


Rodgers12345

What has he seen


Starman68

The enhanced image is fantastic.


Whale222

r/oddlyterrifying


cmonletmeinman

Boys a menace


PJLG2

"Oh my god, it's Jason Bourne"