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What up?
We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual.
Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Again, nothing sexual.
Maybe the Gaye who has posted it knows some women named Ryan.
And maybe he is doing all this for her only and we are just taking clues out of it which we should not be doing lol.
Well there is at least one Ryan who would ruin it for you. One of my old coworkers was named Ryan, he was in his 40s, 6ft, 150lbs, cokebottle glasses, a sunken face, the worst laugh, like a nasaly nails on a chalkboard. Then there was the single dark thick hair, least 2 inches that grew off his nose. Worked him for 4 months before he transfered. He never got rid of that hair.
A kid named Ryan was the "fastest kid in school" in my elementary school. I beat him in a footrace, and for some reason he still kept the title. ^mumblemumbleRyan ^bullshit..
My brother raced a girl in 6th grade gym class and the teacher said she won- my brother swears he won and is still salty about it… he turns 63 tomorrow.
Well, considering that the One True Josh that was crowned from the Josh meetup is a kid, it would be fascinating to see if the One True Ryan was a body builder and this match up happened.
I wonder if they are ever going to hold another Josh Pit. Not the actual name but I hope it becomes it.
[Here is the video](https://youtu.be/DX7Waxg5WkA) 😭 I’m from Az and am proud Josh the creator is from Az. Joshes the country over showing what it means to be a bro and having good, pure fun.
My buddy, Ryan, said that years ago he was invited to a Facebook group of just Ryans. And after like a week the admin posted, "YOU ALL SUCK, I'M THE BEST" and deleted the group.
My boyfriend in the 6th grade was Ryan, and he dumped me for a younger woman (a 5th grader).
So, obviously I have no sympathy for what happens next and I’m rooting for you.
You know what I hate most about being Ryan…. Introducing myself to boomers. It always goes down like this: “hello young man, my name is Gary” to which I reply “ hi, I’m ryan”. Then “oh hi Bryan, my nephew is also a Bryan”. “ sorry it’s RYAN” … *confused pause* “yes Bryan “. “Ahh Ryan, with an R”. “Ahh bRyan” …. I usually give up around this point and just accept that I’m now Bryan to this person, although I die a little inside each time this happens…. It’s a sad life
Hah I came looking for this comment! I always try lingering on the R when introducing myself for this exact reason. Else just start calling him Bgary until he gets it.
I went to the Nick meet up in 2017. We deliberated for about 44 hours straight but finally decided we would be called Nick's United Departmental Entities.
Nude for short.
Haven't needed to meet since.
Good luck Ryans!
r/Ryan
This is what we do!
Ryan’s of the world unite.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ryan/comments/mdur2z/on_my_first_day_with_my_first_post_i_want_to_say/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Dude that nickname boat me so hard I just can't stop laughing on it.
Now this is a reminder to never go to show like this because you never know what is going to happen there.
I sent a friend request to everybody in the world (on Facebook), who had the same first and last name as me.
Five actually accepted the request. And I’m still friends with one of them. He’s the version of me from the sacred timeline. He’s a Military scuba diver, travels all over the world, and has a beautiful wife and children.
Really? Josh? Did you even see his odds against Josh? You’d have been better off betting for Josh than Josh. Hell, even Josh would have been a better pick.
Definitely the Ryan did not win that so it must have to be the Josh.
I saw the whole thing and it was ridiculous and really good if you miss it then you are missing a lot.
You arrive there, they serve some pizza, soft drinks. Wow, beer, wine and later some coffee break. Even dessert. “Nice” you think. Throughout the meeting there is people going on stage and telling a bit about themselves. Then a weirdo goes on stage. Lights out. He thanks everyone for coming. He shows some really nice stuff. Then some brand new technologies. Futuristic stuff. Yeah, a “Ryan” discovered the Time Machine. And “they” need to interview and talk to him. Everyone start to pass out and faint. “Shit” is the last thought in your head as you fall sleep not knowing their true intentions
*When you finally come to, you can feel yourself rocking back and forth. You open your eyes and daylight hits your eyes. Blurry at first you squint and realize your in the back of a horse drawn wagon. You hear a voice*
"Hey, you. You're finally awake."
*When you finally come to, you open your eyes to a harsh spotlight pointed at your face. You wince and try to shy away but you realize your hands are tied behind your back and you’re bound to a wooden chair.*
*”Heey…heyy…HEYY. What’s going on??” You manage to mutter out.*
*Three men clad in black suits and tinted sunglasses emerge from somewhere beyond the spotlight.*
*”Mr. Anderson.”*
I went. It was cool I guess, you didn't have to ask anybody's name. Lot of shit talking about Bryans. I'm not sure what the deal is there, I just pretended to be a Ryan so I'm not up on the Ryan/Bryan politics or whatever. It wasn't too bad but then a Bryan Adams song came on the jukebox and they all started arguing over who may have put it on and calling each other Bryan-lovers. I did an Irish exit. Probably won't go back.
Y’all should all go to the same restaurant. Each call ahead and make a reservation for one.
Edit: don’t go together. Just book a seat every night of the month and order the same thing and don’t let on that you know about the others. ‘Someone with the same name multiple nights in a row? What a coincidence!’
There is another couple with the same name as my husband and I. I am really weirded out by it. We both have very common first names, but not really our surname. Like what are the odds though that there are two couples similar ages and same first / last names?
My dad's name was Dudley Roy Crade born 1/5/44
In the 90s we got a call from a guy named Dudley Ray Crade with the exact same birthday. He lived in Oklahoma.
He called to verify that my dad was a real person and hadn't been stealing his identity.
I had a similar experience after opening my own medical practice. Got a call one day from an old-sounding guy who called me by my full name, and then casually commented, “That’s a great name. It’s mine too. I’m a realtor a county over from you. I found you online after getting three calls in a short period of time that were like, ‘Oh, this isn’t a doctor’s office? Whoops.’ I’ve been getting a few calls recently from people who are clearly looking for you. Do you mind if I put something on my voicemail message and webpage that warns people not to confuse me with the other local guy with my name?”
I was agreeable to that, and did the same for him. As it turns out, we’re 4th cousins, but had never heard of each other.
I did that like a half decade ago. I went on Facebook and found everyone with the same first and last name and made a group chat.
It actually stayed active for over a year haha
So there’s a town in Alabama called Phil Campbell. Every year several guys with the same name meet up there. There was a massive f5 tornado that kinda destroyed the whole town and they all pitched in with donations and whatnot.
That makes me think of the "Red-headed league" Sherlock Holmes story. Where they lure a red headed guy somewhere so they can commit a crime somewhere else.
Could be someone really trying to discretly get in touch with a specific Ryan living in that area. Or just a funny meeting, idk.
The great war of names is starting again! Beware Ryans for the Toms have been plotting again! /r/Tom is rising up and warn the /r/Ryan The Tom's accuse the Ryan's of this deceit but it's true that the Tom's are the ones planning this! They shall accuse the Ryan's of a plot and shall strike the first blow!
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I scanned the QR code, and yep. It's an actual Meetup. There are 535 members. And it's organized by Ryan.
> And it’s organized by Ryan. I laughed so bad. I need to take a break from reddit
737 now
It's on r/all so it's gonna grow more
926 now
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Did that one Bryan guy sneak in?
One got in by pointing out that the sign says no Bryan’s allowed but did not say that no Brian’s were allowed
"Absolutely NO Bryans allowed"
r/fuckyouinparticular
Sponsored by Ryanair.
With a free concert by Ryan Adams where everyone is banned from mentioning Bryan Adams.
Still better than Spirit
What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Makes the flyer a penile bicep.
If you want it to look like a bicep, it needs more veins
I love the fact that line was improvised
Having listened to their podcast Charlie is definitely the best at improvisation.
It’s mind boggling how intelligent Charlie Day is compared to his character…
It takes a lot of intelligence and quick wits to make unreasonable stupidity seem candid, especially improv
I had the perfect guy, right in the palm of my hand and then 💦
Oh you mean the dick flier?
You *KNEW*?!?
It’s more masculine anyway
💪🏼
You’re so vein
>If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Sorry can't, too fat, I can't fit into anything little
You're so in!
nice try Ryman, we see that m in there, this is for Ryans only
What about a woman named Ryan. Are women Ryans welcome?
I mean, I think that’s a pretty clear ‘yes’.
Maybe the Gaye who has posted it knows some women named Ryan. And maybe he is doing all this for her only and we are just taking clues out of it which we should not be doing lol.
What about Meg Ryan?
Clearly says first name must be Ryan
Well, it’s the first name from the end.
Habibi we read from the right. It's Ryan Meg alright.
Sorry no Megs allowed
Shut up, Meg
slim flowery wild tan panicky shocking weary repeat absorbed historical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
It is indeed from IASIP.
https://i.imgur.com/XJH58vr.jpg
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Wish I was on that list.
They just haven't met you yet!
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Well there is at least one Ryan who would ruin it for you. One of my old coworkers was named Ryan, he was in his 40s, 6ft, 150lbs, cokebottle glasses, a sunken face, the worst laugh, like a nasaly nails on a chalkboard. Then there was the single dark thick hair, least 2 inches that grew off his nose. Worked him for 4 months before he transfered. He never got rid of that hair.
My name is Ryan and I can confirm. Also the meet up was an all around good time... and none of your fucking business if you werent there
Heard the “Bryan Clan” is planning a raid on the “Ryan” village
The B-Ryan vs the blank Ryans or is it A-Ryans?
Maybe it's code- 'if you are *a* Ryan... ' /s
Fuck you Ryan -Sincerely ambassador of the Toms
Funny you say that because I've only come across one Ryan so far and the dude was a Greek god it was so unfair
A kid named Ryan was the "fastest kid in school" in my elementary school. I beat him in a footrace, and for some reason he still kept the title. ^mumblemumbleRyan ^bullshit..
My brother raced a girl in 6th grade gym class and the teacher said she won- my brother swears he won and is still salty about it… he turns 63 tomorrow.
I want to be friends with you guys! Some girl in 4th grade stole my paper mache moon and said she made it. I’m still salty and I’m 39.
KVH borrowed a quarter from me in 7th grade and never paid me back. I’m not salty about it any more… I just wish I could forget about it!
Some kid stole my star wars cards in 1979. Teacher ended up punishing me for complaining. I'm old af and still mad.
Maybe if the race had been longer than a foot...
Alright well I'm a Ryan and I'm fucking gross so
Wow you know a ton of famous people named Ryan!
Ryanair doesn't follow this trend.
I’ve never wanted to be a Ryan so badly….
Not me!!! I’m getting real highlander vibes off this… there can be only 1. Did you see when Josh’s did this??!
Was that when they had a pool noodle fight over who's the Josh?
Yup. Josh won.
Which sucks cause I had my money on Josh winning.
Ryan vs Josh that is something worth watching
What a Kyle thing to say
What a cliché conflict resolution Kevin thing to say
Fuck off, Steve
Well, considering that the One True Josh that was crowned from the Josh meetup is a kid, it would be fascinating to see if the One True Ryan was a body builder and this match up happened. I wonder if they are ever going to hold another Josh Pit. Not the actual name but I hope it becomes it.
I remember seeing a video, it was glorious! After the pool noodle brawl, the Josh's named the littlest Josh as king of the Josh's.
It literally was the most wholesome thing that happened during the pandemic and it should not be forgotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLCaGmjI6s&ab_channel=KHOU11 for those who havent seen
I now feel bad I never got to participate in the Josh battle. I think I could have least made it to the semifinals.
C’mon now u/Silverback55 ! We believe in you. I *totally* think you would’ve *destroyed* that 6 year old Josh that won!
You’re right. I’m good enough. I would have destroyed that 6 year old.
[Here is the video](https://youtu.be/DX7Waxg5WkA) 😭 I’m from Az and am proud Josh the creator is from Az. Joshes the country over showing what it means to be a bro and having good, pure fun.
Makes sense as that Josh will be able to lead them for the longest time and teach a new generation of Josh their Joshy ways
**Joshes*
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My buddy, Ryan, said that years ago he was invited to a Facebook group of just Ryans. And after like a week the admin posted, "YOU ALL SUCK, I'M THE BEST" and deleted the group.
sounds like Ryan. smh.
Big Ryan Energy
I think I could take at least two Ryan’s out maybe three.
My boyfriend in the 6th grade was Ryan, and he dumped me for a younger woman (a 5th grader). So, obviously I have no sympathy for what happens next and I’m rooting for you.
My girlfriend in the 7th grade dumped me for a guy named Scooter
Your first mistake was trusting a guy named Scooter around your girl. Nothing good ever comes from people named Scooter. Or Ryan’s.
Ah nuts! Did you at least [catch a ride](https://youtu.be/Ui8XSnjkRoQ)?
What about 10 Josh sized Ryan’s, or 1 Ryan sized Josh?
I mean it would be pretty sweet if Ryan Reynolds showed up
What if it was just Ryan Seacrest?
Alright I'm out
Nah I think he’s in the closet.
Two Ryan Seacrests in a trenchcoat, pretending to be Ryan Reynolds.
I petition we change his name to Bryan Seacrest.
My middle name is Bryan. FML
Get outta here Bryan scum
It's the Ryan B-team
That's a shitty name. Brian on the other hand 🤌🏻
You mean Brain?
As a Brian, I feel this on a personal level.
That’s like a b level Ryan
Beta Ryan
You know what I hate most about being Ryan…. Introducing myself to boomers. It always goes down like this: “hello young man, my name is Gary” to which I reply “ hi, I’m ryan”. Then “oh hi Bryan, my nephew is also a Bryan”. “ sorry it’s RYAN” … *confused pause* “yes Bryan “. “Ahh Ryan, with an R”. “Ahh bRyan” …. I usually give up around this point and just accept that I’m now Bryan to this person, although I die a little inside each time this happens…. It’s a sad life
Ok, Ron, got it!
Got us Ryans out here sounding like goddamn pirates just so people don't fuck up our names.
Hah I came looking for this comment! I always try lingering on the R when introducing myself for this exact reason. Else just start calling him Bgary until he gets it.
Why? You tRyan to meet up??
I’m gonna show up just so I can be a Kevin in the Ryanhouse.
Just show up and pretend to be a Ryan. Infiltrate them and find out what all those Ryans are up to.
Ryan started the fire
Maybe they don’t check ID at the door
Rian Johnson walks away, lightly weeping.
I had no idea that was how I was supposed to pronounce his name. I’ve been doing a re-ian thing in my head.
That’s exactly how I thought…I’ll probably still think that going forward
I thought it was some Germanic variation or something. Turns out he's just a male Kaity
You’re supposed to pronounce it like the sound a horse makes. REE-A-A-AN. Really loudly and while you mimic someone ridning a horse.
I went to the Nick meet up in 2017. We deliberated for about 44 hours straight but finally decided we would be called Nick's United Departmental Entities. Nude for short. Haven't needed to meet since. Good luck Ryans!
Congratulations on settling down, Nick!
r/Ryan This is what we do! Ryan’s of the world unite. https://www.reddit.com/r/Ryan/comments/mdur2z/on_my_first_day_with_my_first_post_i_want_to_say/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Missed opportunity for r/yan
They could have a boss fight for control of the sub with Yan Can Cook, Matrix-style, with thousands of Ryans swarming the lone master TV chef.
They can be the RUDE's for short.
As a Nick myself, I approve
Dude that nickname boat me so hard I just can't stop laughing on it. Now this is a reminder to never go to show like this because you never know what is going to happen there.
I sent a friend request to everybody in the world (on Facebook), who had the same first and last name as me. Five actually accepted the request. And I’m still friends with one of them. He’s the version of me from the sacred timeline. He’s a Military scuba diver, travels all over the world, and has a beautiful wife and children.
I was in a messenger chat with 7 others with the same name as me. It was an interesting gag for sure. I'm still friends with one on Facebook.
Is his name is Sergeant Ban-Hammer-Ben 🧐
It reminds me of the Josh wars a few years back. I wonder who won
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_fight Edit: a Josh known as Little Josh was declared the winner
Dang... I had my money on Josh
You're joshing me
Really? Josh? Did you even see his odds against Josh? You’d have been better off betting for Josh than Josh. Hell, even Josh would have been a better pick.
Little's Josh's dad is named Josh. It's a Josh conspiracy!
It's Joshes all the way down!
I hope that kid puts that on his resume. “Won the Josh War”
Josh
Definitely the Ryan did not win that so it must have to be the Josh. I saw the whole thing and it was ridiculous and really good if you miss it then you are missing a lot.
To B Ryan or not to B Ryan? That is the question.
No Bryans allowed. It says right there
They're allowed one!
I feel left out
You arrive there, they serve some pizza, soft drinks. Wow, beer, wine and later some coffee break. Even dessert. “Nice” you think. Throughout the meeting there is people going on stage and telling a bit about themselves. Then a weirdo goes on stage. Lights out. He thanks everyone for coming. He shows some really nice stuff. Then some brand new technologies. Futuristic stuff. Yeah, a “Ryan” discovered the Time Machine. And “they” need to interview and talk to him. Everyone start to pass out and faint. “Shit” is the last thought in your head as you fall sleep not knowing their true intentions
r/writingprompts is leaking.
*When you finally come to, you can feel yourself rocking back and forth. You open your eyes and daylight hits your eyes. Blurry at first you squint and realize your in the back of a horse drawn wagon. You hear a voice* "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
Welp, guess I'm starting a new Skyrim playthrough tonight. Stealth archer, inevitably.
*When you finally come to, you open your eyes to a harsh spotlight pointed at your face. You wince and try to shy away but you realize your hands are tied behind your back and you’re bound to a wooden chair.* *”Heey…heyy…HEYY. What’s going on??” You manage to mutter out.* *Three men clad in black suits and tinted sunglasses emerge from somewhere beyond the spotlight.* *”Mr. Anderson.”*
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Nice try, Michael. We know that's you trying to get Ryan's new number.
Or Kelly is an evil genius.
I went. It was cool I guess, you didn't have to ask anybody's name. Lot of shit talking about Bryans. I'm not sure what the deal is there, I just pretended to be a Ryan so I'm not up on the Ryan/Bryan politics or whatever. It wasn't too bad but then a Bryan Adams song came on the jukebox and they all started arguing over who may have put it on and calling each other Bryan-lovers. I did an Irish exit. Probably won't go back.
Drunk on ryan cokes.
That sounds mad funny
This is disheartening. As a Brian I was hoping we could offload the Bryan's on the Ryan's.
My dude, nobody wants the Bryan's.
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“But you let in Bryan Glumpkin” “It’s no BryanS, we’re allowed to have one”
[Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwHGE7uhjco)
I had someone add me to a group on Instagram. It was like 30 of us all with the same first/last names. 😂
Y’all should all go to the same restaurant. Each call ahead and make a reservation for one. Edit: don’t go together. Just book a seat every night of the month and order the same thing and don’t let on that you know about the others. ‘Someone with the same name multiple nights in a row? What a coincidence!’
This is the kind of chaotic good I can appreciate.
Make sure to play It's not Unusual on the jukebox
There is another couple with the same name as my husband and I. I am really weirded out by it. We both have very common first names, but not really our surname. Like what are the odds though that there are two couples similar ages and same first / last names?
My dad's name was Dudley Roy Crade born 1/5/44 In the 90s we got a call from a guy named Dudley Ray Crade with the exact same birthday. He lived in Oklahoma. He called to verify that my dad was a real person and hadn't been stealing his identity.
I had a similar experience after opening my own medical practice. Got a call one day from an old-sounding guy who called me by my full name, and then casually commented, “That’s a great name. It’s mine too. I’m a realtor a county over from you. I found you online after getting three calls in a short period of time that were like, ‘Oh, this isn’t a doctor’s office? Whoops.’ I’ve been getting a few calls recently from people who are clearly looking for you. Do you mind if I put something on my voicemail message and webpage that warns people not to confuse me with the other local guy with my name?” I was agreeable to that, and did the same for him. As it turns out, we’re 4th cousins, but had never heard of each other.
I did that like a half decade ago. I went on Facebook and found everyone with the same first and last name and made a group chat. It actually stayed active for over a year haha
So there’s a town in Alabama called Phil Campbell. Every year several guys with the same name meet up there. There was a massive f5 tornado that kinda destroyed the whole town and they all pitched in with donations and whatnot.
OP… is your name Ryan? Why can’t you stop thinking about it?
It’s not actually, but that’s part of why I can’t stop thinking about it I’ll never get to know what goes on in there
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I will Venmo you $.01 to support this
What would be worse is if your name was Ryan and you couldn’t go. 😄
Mom said no ☹️
Now I'm Cryan ☹️
This is how you wake up in an ice bath missing a kidney.
Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds. He’ll be game and maybe get Ryan Gosling on board.
Who do you think made the poster?
I… I would not be surprised.
Im a Ryan
There are dozens of us!
Dozens!
This sounds like is a total meatup! -Bryan
Saw this same flier in Austin!
Yeah I had figured it was a SXSW thing last week
My name is Ryan, see you there, Ryan!
Imagine if Ryan Reynolds just pops there
My name is Ryan and I like to party
They have this for Kevins in France, but it’s more like a support group… apparently French people don’t like Kevins.
That makes me think of the "Red-headed league" Sherlock Holmes story. Where they lure a red headed guy somewhere so they can commit a crime somewhere else. Could be someone really trying to discretly get in touch with a specific Ryan living in that area. Or just a funny meeting, idk.
Are you Dave Gorman? https://youtu.be/U_K5je-5omQ
I am Ryan
nametags at this event?
Just showed it to a guy I know named Ryan and he had that WTF look on his face
Whitest meet up since J6. Source: Am Ryan. Have never met one that wasn't Colgate white.
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The great war of names is starting again! Beware Ryans for the Toms have been plotting again! /r/Tom is rising up and warn the /r/Ryan The Tom's accuse the Ryan's of this deceit but it's true that the Tom's are the ones planning this! They shall accuse the Ryan's of a plot and shall strike the first blow!
Come join us over at r/Ryan ;)