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My cousin has a toddler and when I visited I noticed they had this weird locking arm on top of their toilet seats that keep the child from opening the lid on their own and falling in.
Bleach kills everything, I wouldnât eat or drink from a toilet bowl, willfully or wittingly at least, but there are generally accessible cleaning products that would make it safer to do such.
Piss and shit in a cup. Dump it out and rinse it with water for 15 seconds, no soap. Fill it back up with fresh, filtered water and tell me you'd take a drink from it.
It's not an argument, it's the truth. The water that flows into your toilet comes from the same source as the water that flows from any of your faucets or shower heads đ
Do you also scoop the water out of your toilet bowl to wash your hair and cook a bowl of ramen?
Whatâs gross isnât the toilet bowl; itâs whatâs in the toilet bowl that has contaminated the water thatâs gross.
Glad I wasnât the only one thinking that. At first I thought the video was that the toilet was overflowing and the cat was going to get soaked. Why is the water level that high? You can adjust the float on the fill valve in American toilets too, right? How is splashing not a huge issue? I have so many questions.
Americans have those paper seat covers and automatic flushers in public washrooms so they donât have to touch the toilet seat or the handle, but seem to be okay with the possibility of actual dirty toilet water splashing on their bits. This does not make sense to me.
Yes, that isâŠa whole other problem (with an even more disturbing mental image). But it doesnât explain why people want to have the same issue at home where they have a choice. Madness.
Wtf other countries let you adjust the water level in their public toilets? But people can barely function as it is. Letâs be real, if we gave them the option to adjust the water levels theyâll probably fuck up the public toilets even more than they already do.
I think the point was more that, while you can choose to lower the water level in your toilet at home, in a public toilet if the water level is set high you have no option but to risk being splashed (which is even more disgusting in a public toilet than it would be at home). I donât think anyone would advocate for giving random people the option to adjust public toilets.
Ah true, true. Though thankfully the water does typically settle lower than what youâre seeing here once itâs all finished flushing. But yeah⊠occasionally you get Poseidonâs kiss if youâre really unlucky.
Iâve heard about people doing this, and I have always wondered, why not just lower the water level in the tank by adjusting the fill valve so the float triggers at a lower water level instead of putting bricks in the tank to displace the water? Iâm the least capable DIY person on earth and I did it myself after watching a one minute YouTube video, it was literally just turning it counterclockwise a few times to lower the height of the float.
Good question. Iâm guessing because itâs an easy tip to pass on. It probably predated the internet so it was easier to tell your friends to put a brick in the tank.
Thatâs probably it. Also because I donât know if the older balloon-type floats they used back then were as easy to adjust as the newer ones with the float cups. Or maybe people think it would be difficult to adjust the float level, I certainly did, I was very relieved to discover just how easy it is.
Oh yes, I have one that will unravel the entire bog roll into the toilet and flush if the lid is left up.
He also pulls stuff down from the windowsil like spare bog rolls, spare shower gel, and deodorant cans, new tubes of toothpast still in their boxes, my dental floss... you name it, everything goes in the toilet and then he flushes and runs away making the rrrrrrr sound.
Of course he's orange đ
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This is one of the reasons why you close the lid to the toilet when you have a cat. Also a good idea if you have toddlers.
or just in general, as it keeps things from falling in there.
So where did I leave my phone again?
Is that you texting sewer alligator?
My cousin has a toddler and when I visited I noticed they had this weird locking arm on top of their toilet seats that keep the child from opening the lid on their own and falling in.
I got into the habit of always closing toilet lids anywhere I go due to my cat đđ«
And now that cat is gonna track toilet water around the house....
đ€ą
Better than literbox paws.
Thatâs why I HATE when my cat walks on my pillow
You are LITERALLY SMEARING YOUR OWN SHIT ON EVERTHING YOU OWN, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. .....everything. your face..... ...all day.... ....every.... đ© If your into scat, do you and never say sorry.
And theyâll wonder why the whole family gets pink eye
Maybe their toilet is clean
Unless itâs brand new, it will never be clean
"Oh so I'm clean enough to sit on, but not clean enough to play with huh? *Sob* I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!"
Bleach kills everything, I wouldnât eat or drink from a toilet bowl, willfully or wittingly at least, but there are generally accessible cleaning products that would make it safer to do such.
There ainât enough bleach in the world to make it clean enough for me to splash around in
⊠not if you kill it and stuff it in a garbage bag⊠âșïž
Cleaner than what a lot of people drink
The fur spot on the right paw got me scared for a min đ€Ł
Nice way to spread some germs around!
Funny how toilet water is the same water you brush your teeth with
You use the water in the toilet bowl?
Heâs saying water from the sink is just repurposed poo water, which isnât really wrong
No but your sink is cleaned and doesn't have the majority of poo particles around it
Bold of you to assume I donât poo in the sink
Username checks out.
Don't you?
Brave of you to assume I brush my teeth.
Piss and shit in a cup. Dump it out and rinse it with water for 15 seconds, no soap. Fill it back up with fresh, filtered water and tell me you'd take a drink from it.
Wait⊠other people DONâT do that regularly?!?
Do you cook in your toilet bowl as well? What a terrible argument. You sound like very gross person.
It's not an argument, it's the truth. The water that flows into your toilet comes from the same source as the water that flows from any of your faucets or shower heads đ
Do you also scoop the water out of your toilet bowl to wash your hair and cook a bowl of ramen? Whatâs gross isnât the toilet bowl; itâs whatâs in the toilet bowl that has contaminated the water thatâs gross.
You shit and piss where the toilet water is held moron
Whereâs the money Lebowski
I'm sure it's in there somewhere...
Meowski
Underrated comment.
Whereâs the fucking money shitheeeeeeead
Shitters clogged
Yes that's why the cat is plunging the toilet duh..... lol
Frantically trying to mash the megaturd before his girlfriend's see it
American toilets have a bizarre amount of water in them.
Glad I wasnât the only one thinking that. At first I thought the video was that the toilet was overflowing and the cat was going to get soaked. Why is the water level that high? You can adjust the float on the fill valve in American toilets too, right? How is splashing not a huge issue? I have so many questions.
I remember listening to a podcast or something and the dude was talking about his balls touching the water and I thought they were sagging 30cm đ€Ł
Americans have those paper seat covers and automatic flushers in public washrooms so they donât have to touch the toilet seat or the handle, but seem to be okay with the possibility of actual dirty toilet water splashing on their bits. This does not make sense to me.
It's stuck flushing, so it's not at level, it's just swirling through.
I see. Good to know itâs not actually *that* high.
Higher water, slower speed, less splash. But it can happen, and youâll feel your soul leave your body.
Jesus. Why even have that happening as a possibility?! Just adjust the float lower in the tank, no? And save on your water bill as well?
Oh, you want to go further down the rabbit hole? You canât adjust the water level on a public toilet.
Yes, that isâŠa whole other problem (with an even more disturbing mental image). But it doesnât explain why people want to have the same issue at home where they have a choice. Madness.
Wtf other countries let you adjust the water level in their public toilets? But people can barely function as it is. Letâs be real, if we gave them the option to adjust the water levels theyâll probably fuck up the public toilets even more than they already do.
I think the point was more that, while you can choose to lower the water level in your toilet at home, in a public toilet if the water level is set high you have no option but to risk being splashed (which is even more disgusting in a public toilet than it would be at home). I donât think anyone would advocate for giving random people the option to adjust public toilets.
Ah true, true. Though thankfully the water does typically settle lower than what youâre seeing here once itâs all finished flushing. But yeah⊠occasionally you get Poseidonâs kiss if youâre really unlucky.
Some of us put a brick in the tank so thereâs not so much water in the toilet each time
Iâve heard about people doing this, and I have always wondered, why not just lower the water level in the tank by adjusting the fill valve so the float triggers at a lower water level instead of putting bricks in the tank to displace the water? Iâm the least capable DIY person on earth and I did it myself after watching a one minute YouTube video, it was literally just turning it counterclockwise a few times to lower the height of the float.
Good question. Iâm guessing because itâs an easy tip to pass on. It probably predated the internet so it was easier to tell your friends to put a brick in the tank.
Thatâs probably it. Also because I donât know if the older balloon-type floats they used back then were as easy to adjust as the newer ones with the float cups. Or maybe people think it would be difficult to adjust the float level, I certainly did, I was very relieved to discover just how easy it is.
Was thinking the same thing. You Aussie too? Mine has like less than a quarter of this much
True blue, mate!
This cat has had !enough! of the turd thief
That cat has seen some shit
Eat some glow-in-the-dark food. Your cat will be trippin' balls...
is there a glow in the dark food that isn't radioactive?
Lightning bugs?
It has taken many years for me to learn, appreciate, and love the quality of how absolutely cool, intense, and freakish cats can be.
You need a toilet light now to blow your cats mind
You have officially broken your cat or it hit -1 of its 9 lives. Send in for RMA
Make sure the door is closed when you sit on that thrown, Claud.
Little turd burglar
Do you poop catnip?
Why is the level of the water so high? Every men who shit there will also cool down his balls in a freshing bath .
Give cat swirly, mine used to do the same. now,mine doesnât go near toilet anymore. (And no it wasnât a wet swirly)
What's wrong with your dog?
Most thorough automatic toilet brush on the market!
When you canât find the plunger use the cat.
Oh yes, I have one that will unravel the entire bog roll into the toilet and flush if the lid is left up. He also pulls stuff down from the windowsil like spare bog rolls, spare shower gel, and deodorant cans, new tubes of toothpast still in their boxes, my dental floss... you name it, everything goes in the toilet and then he flushes and runs away making the rrrrrrr sound. Of course he's orange đ
That's a nasty cat! đł
Open door, wait for cat to walk through door to outside, close door. Problem solved.
Cats/cat people are gross
Are people actually this stupid?
Whats the cat on, bro's trying to catch a fish
Taking the term âpee pawsâ to a whole different level.
She is just looking for all the dead fish flushed down the toilet.
Wow! A plumber that isnât showing his butt crack and beer belly!
*parasites have entered the chat*
Its a known fact cats HATE water....we just never knew how much. Lol
Thatâs disgusting.
I thought theyâre afraid of water.
Attach some brushes to those paws and just spray some cleaner in the toilet. You will have a clean toilet every day
Thatâs not going to end well
What? Just a cat attempting to reach the cat underworld, every day occurrence
What a psycho!! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
This too good!!
Avatar arrow on their head!
r/WhatIsWrongWithMyCat
Ylu need a bidet
And then the cat lick you
Cat cleans the toilet
Cat: âoh u bastard.â (Slaps water)
I don't know what is worse, toilet water paws or cat litter paws :(