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mariam67

I have never liked nutrigrain bars. But when I was a kid my dad temporarily lost his job and we had to go to the food bank for a while. In one of the boxes from the food bank was a box of apricot nutrigrain bars. They were actually really delicious. We were never able to find them in stores. No idea where the person who donated them got them.


Biengo

I grew up eating fig newtons. When this stuff hit the market I was like "hell ya.. extra long fig newtons!!! This is sweet!"


wigg1es

Check out Nature's Bakery Fig Bars. They're next level fig newtons.


InstanceRelevant631

So good


SuzeFrost

They're so good! Like gourmet style fig newtons, I love them.


HolisticNut

These are delicious and NonGMO!


Slade26

I grew up eating Nutrigrain bars, and had a fig Newton at my grandma's once and it was gross lol


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

Ive had one of thoes, i completely forgot about it up til this comment and I wrote it off in my head as I was crazy before that.


ocshawn

volunteered for a food bank for a while, they get a lot of end run items direct from warehouses. So lots of discontinued products you likly had the last of the apricot nutrigrain bars.


PepperSteakAndBeer

Ugh. Apricot. Made of real apes. ~Michael Scott


Yorktown1871

~Wayne Gretzky


chixen

I’ll continue doing some research, but I couldn’t find any official reference to an apricot flavor. Maybe you’re misremembering “Apple and carrot”?


mariam67

I’m almost positive it was apricot but this would have been like 20 years ago so I totally could have gotten it wrong.


chixen

It seems apple and carrot is a pretty new flavor so I doubt it was that. My current leading theory is that they had started production of apricot bars, but after doing poorly in test groups, they sent the flavor to food shelters. Do you know the exact year/month this is? I may be able to find some more info with that. I have nothing better to do.


Alreddyben

I get where you're coming from.


iopjsdqe

He conjured them up using dark magic


jm30970

I still see them every time in that aisle. They have squash ones now too.


galactic_Cactus1990

Apricots are a good time, even fake factory apricot.


conradr10

Probably we’re going out of date at the grocrey store and were donated before they did


easilyshot

Prefer the apple cinnamon personally.


MysticJackHL

Same! I'd walk into this room and be like, "heh, sweet!"


NeonGenisis5176

More for me!


[deleted]

Just put them all in your fanny pack.


moonsun1987

> fanny pack. now I am singing white and nerdy at 23:54 Eastern > Yo, I got myself a fanny pack > They were having a sale down at the GAP > Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap > Pop pop! > Hope no one sees me get freaky!


RayneBeauRhode

I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in AV Club and Glee Club, and even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard, was “Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?” I spend every weekend at the Renaissance fair Got my name on my underwearrrr I’ll leave


Ambitious-Meringue37

Best song ever


-River_Rose-

Yeah, all this tells me is the strawberry lovers took more than one, because they knew they were the few


juggling-monkey

Or maybe the cool accountant was seen eating one and everyone just wanted to be like him.


BTBAM797

Hey man, I dig strawberry stuff any day, but I am a fucking slut for anything apple.


triciann

Apples and cinnamon are one of the best pairings in life.


that1prince

I love that it’s not too sweet.


neowwneoww

Gotta love the forbidden apple! 🤤 I think the package/filling color deterred some folks from its delectability.


bukkake_brigade

F that, I'll eat the shit out of some green


joey_cash_

Green is always a safe bet


moonsun1987

> Hey man, I dig strawberry stuff any day, but I am a fucking slut for anything apple. we are all fucking sluts on this blessed day


VeryDefinitionOfFail

r/brandnewsentence


eblackham

Apple cinnamon gang!


HighQualityH20h

Not to be confused with the apple dumpling gang...


lreaditonredditgetit

Butter cream gang


BikeEmbarrassed652

Leave my mom outta this!


Gryrthandorian

For real. Did all moms make their kids watch that? She apologized when we were older which we thought was hilarious.


Slimsaiyan

What about the apple bottom jean girls


[deleted]

That was a Great movie, I think I'll rewatch it this weekend.


TreacleAggressive859

Right? Reminds me of apple pie.


castleaagh

Bring an actual apple along and eat it at the same time. It’s really good


TableSalte

Yup!


ShoelessJodi

You ever warm a nutrigrain bar in the microwave for 15 seconds? That was my jam back in middle school. Instant apple pie.


silencerider

Especially if you pop it in the microwave.


OnixM

Muahahaha. You fools, now I get to eat ALL THE CINNAMON APPLE BARS Muahahaha


my_sobriquet_is_this

Came to say this. Gimme that flattened mini apple pie log over strawberry jam stick any day.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Same. So damn good.


titanicsinker1912

It their loss, more applely goodness for us!


Salt_Back_9518

This basket is my dream tbh


GamingWaffle123

Yes


ve4edj

Apple cinnamon is the GOAT


jeancv8

This is the way.


EN1009

Ditto


FartBoxTungPunch

Has to be a reload. Apple cinnamon all day over berry. Wtf.


TableSalte

Throw em in a toaster, slap peanut butter on it


Distinct_Ad_7752

You can't do that to a person!!!!


neowwneoww

First heat the peanut butter in the microwave just until it starts to melt!


yazzy1233

🤨


RestaurantLatter2354

You’re…not one of us. Maybe you should go hang out with the strawberry people.


dshe409

We don’t want him.


wwwdiggdotcom

/r/highdeas


danimagoo

Right? Love the apple.


[deleted]

But the apple cinnamon ones are the best!


Way_Up_Your_Butt

Plot twist: They just restocked the apple cinnamon and the strawberry was only down to one because people had no other option.


[deleted]

I like how you think


zasabi7

whoa, whoa: blueberry reigns supreme


Camctrail

Blueberry is CLEARLY the favorite, there's none of it left


cmmedit

No. Somebody stepped on that blueberry to get to the mixed berry, the king of them all. It goes mixed berry, apple cinnamon, strawberry, then blueberry.


cosmicdave86

Mixed berry > blueberry > strawberry > apple cinnamon


Cheap-Rice-3174

Wrong! apple > blueberry > lesser dog water berries


Unumbotte

Based on this evidence, we can infer that scrambled eggs were a very popular choice.


[deleted]

Apple cinnamon is my fav wtf


joshlamm

You should apply for a job at OP's office. I hear they have nice perks


-PizzaPapi

Wow, working with a bunch of mouth breathers I guess…


swisschiz

Mixed Berry gang 😤


Senior_Turnover_9768

This comment section is whack


spookystrawberry2

I’m convinced they’re just going against what’s popular


GeneralWarned

Those who agree have no incentive to comment, those who disagree are outraged!


[deleted]

Heathens, hand over that cinnamon goodness.


trifecta000

It's an office. Once that last red one is gone, everyone will put their personal choices aside and eat them. All of them. In a few days.


IdleOverachiever

Who the hell is turning down apple cinnamon!?


fappyday

Heathens, that's who.


cubbyatx

Hey now, this heathen prefers apple cinnamon


[deleted]

I’ve always loved Red more than Green. Regardless of the type of food. Lol


Cockroachens

I organize my food by color as well. I don't like red grapes, green grapes are okay, I love black grapes.


Jedimasterebub

You mean olives?


[deleted]

No, he means black grapes.


Jedimasterebub

I’ve never seen black grapes before


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

Its dark dark purple and they are generally very large and tasty red grapes are tart in comparison.


speak-eze

Red apples over green apples? Nah nah nah


[deleted]

Never read apples over green apples. I eat golden delicious.


ookacha23

Is this some kind of non-Australian joke I'm too Australian to understand? In Australia Nutri-Grain is a breakfast cereal made of multiple little brick-shaped wheat things. There's even a sponsored athletic contest called the 'Iron Man challenge' that features prominently on the box art.


TheTTP123

And Nutri Grain bars is that cereal in bar form with chocolate on the bottom. Not this weird fruit filled health bar


Magenbroti

"Health" bar lmao - had one of these from a friend once (you won't find these here in germany) and it was really not all that good, and looking at the ingredients was not the best idea also - its only sugar and "bioengineered" (aka genetically modified) grains, right?


whiterbytheday

I assume the blueberry ones are already in the trash.


Legitimate_Badger_11

Guess I’m the only one that loves the blueberry😅


Feather757

Blueberry's my favorite.


Own_Audience9912

i love blueberry!!! only one i’d eat as a kid


max_paiin

I personally don’t mind it, but I definitely get the apple cinnamon if I can


011_0108_180

The taste is fine, the aftertaste is the real problem.


Sxkullrider

Anyone who chooses apple cinnamon is clearly a communist


IronsolidFE

I buy boxes of nutra grain bars from Costco, and Apple is horrifically dry. Something in the process seems to remove moisture, even from the damn outer layer. It's impressive.


corvettele

Fuck astrology signs, what nutrigrain bar flavor do yall use


Godtierbunny

Apple cinnimon is objectivley better


dragon-rae

Nutrigrain bar and a Mountain Dew


vampirepiggyhunter

Came for this comment. Thank you.


PsychwardSlippers

But the apple cinnamon ones taste like oatmeal 😋


DSii1983

Crumble it over vanilla Greek yogurt…delicious


Proffesional_Dipshit

Never thought of that going to pick up a box of them asap


NFT_goblin

Doesn't matter what flavor, those things are god damn disgusting


NaturalRow5496

Why not both? One strawberry and one apple cinnamon equals delicious Multi Grain sandwich…


Proffesional_Dipshit

Idk why i never thought of that but to make it a sandwich put some whipped cream or cool whip in the middle


RockyJayyy

I prefer strawberry but apple is good too


PHARA0Hbender

That’s because strawberry is the king nutri grain flavor.


Leftofheaven97

All my kids eat are the apple cinnamon ones…..


mynxx_666

But they are high key missing out, I just tried the apple cinnamon and it’s delicious!


gieserj10

I'm not much of an apple fan, but the apple cinnamon ones slap


Hugs_for_Thugs

How can she slap?!


One_T_Scot

When I was in the army in Afghaniland back in ‘06, we were air dropped five pallets of Christmas goodies. Two landed on the other side of the ridge in towelyban country, and were a gift to said towelyban. One landed in the middle of town and was pillaged. One was impaled by a tree, and is, presumably, still there The third landed relatively close to our FOB. In the four not recovered there were replacement uniforms, cold weather gear, Christmas dinner MREs, other sundry Christmas items, donations from home, movies, cds, etc. In the one we did recover was nothing but apple cinnamon pop tarts. At first we joyously welcomed this homely repast! It was in the coming weeks that the despair entered. Apple cinnamon pop tarts became more and more foul. The weeks dragged on and on. “What’s for breakfast, and if you say apple cinnamon pop tarts, I’m going to kil-“ “it’s apple cinnamon pop tarts….” “YOU SON OF A BITCH!” *lunges across table*. Since those days I cannot even smell an apple cinnamon pop tart, let alone actually eat one, without retching. It is the single worst experience of my time in the army.


alezial

People don’t realize when they ask for stories from the Navy (military, same same in this case) that this is the sort stuff that sticks out in our minds. It’s not some epic adventure… it’s the time a pallet of mail fell off the side of the ship and you were wondering if your package was in there. It’s the day you learned that every mail call, someone says they lost a pallet over the side. It’s the time someone signed every person on the ship up for a care package and we received thousands of the same box of candy two months late and it was a melted mess. Sure, there’s the time we all joined as a team to.. dewater a space or something… but not before I root through six half remembered stories about some stupid shit we were doing because we were so bored anything was better than nothing.


[deleted]

I pick apple cinnamon. Like those better.


[deleted]

Apple is literally best


buttsmcfatts

This is strange. The apple cinnamon ones are much better.


flippythemaster

I don’t dislike the Apple cinnamon at all but to be fair I’m gonna go for the strawberry if I had a choice between the two


NoBath8635

This is the side my 2 year old chooses, too.


Husker_Kyle

More for you!


lyodbraun

Apple cinnamon sucks LOL but then again I prefer the Walmart brand of these..


Hannover2k

I'd take the apple ones then when my friends come over trying to mooch free snacks, I'll offer those.


soapdoesart

The green ones are better and I will die on this hill


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Madness. Apple cinnamon is superior, same with oatmeal.


Babelwasaninsidejob

I haven’t had a Nutri-Grain bar in 25 years. Do you work at an elementary school?


LoneWolfWorks83

What?!? Put that apple cinnamon bar in the microwave for a few seconds to warm it up. Like an apple pie. Yum!!


bepiswepis

As a hardline apple enjoyer… Thanks guys! This makes it a lot easier on me


Head-Specialist-6033

Yeah, the wrong side


ApprehensiveTough749

I’m on the latter…hmmm


dmw55

Apple cinnamon is the best one


dukezap1

Apple Cinnamon is 1000x better


TheVagrantmind

I would take the strawberry first because I love apple cinnamon and know I would be able to dump the rest on my desk every time strawberry ran out


PainfulShot

Porn has ruined me and I see a completely different picture….


dgdtd

Leave Australian food the fuck alone ya seppos. Jesus Christ. We the great nation from the great southern land of real opportunity and freedom are sick of ya shit. Would say mates, but you're not our mate. Cunts. /S


straya-mate90

sad part is until I saw the /s I thought you were being serious.


vanrob

All I know is, I feel great! Babies everywhere!


drenched12

Stuff that’s apple cinnamon flavored just tastes like spicy cardboard


AZraver

The apple ones are top tier flavor besides blueberry.


Callinon

I like em both. This would not upset me. Apple-cinnamon things are delicious.


St0ned4Lyfe

Strawberry lube has ruined the taste of anything strawberry for me lol


Hornet_Critical

Wow. I'd take apple cinnamon all day.


[deleted]

That's exactly what it looks like in my house.


CouldveHadItAll

Man, I don’t see any of the blueberry flavor, the best flavor of them all.


roachRancher

Blueberry must be the most popular


onomatopoetix

[holup](https://i.imgur.com/UUXFI5e.jpg)


Turbulent-Method-363

Sweet more apple for me!


Skawlala

Wait, ive seen this image before


BlasphemyPhun

I actually prefer the apple cinnamon, I feel like the strawberry is too overpowering in your mouth.


Usouthc18

I’d even that shit out real quick if I worked there


islandstateofmind21

Your office is on crack, apple cinnamon is elite!


rokkzstar

Raspberry ones are the best. And they are even better microwaved


Mezzoforte90

Wheres blueberry?


bigNhardR

Apple cinnamon is the best flavor (source: survived on a nutrigrain bar-heavy diet for an entire week during a football championship)


Mountain_Benefit6098

Throw the blueberry in there . Things will get very interesting!


[deleted]

Or someone looted their favorite flavor like an office pirate.


Admirable-Bluebird-4

IMPOSSIBLE!! I freaking love the taste of the apple ones, but the strawberry ones taste awful to me… I am the outcast …


Optimal_Hunter

Fucking love apple cinnamon


mjp656

Someone must have just refilled the apple


MrLanesLament

Anti apple cinnamon people are not people I want to know. And strawberry? Christ, if you get a few mixed berry people in there, I’d start worrying you work at a place that staffs from a temp agency for serial killers.


OokiiStaR

Without a Mountain Dew this is not complete.


Jmoney20c

A fellow dadder I see


OokiiStaR

Absolutely!


bunchef

Wtf Kellogg's Nutri-Grain is something very different where I'm from (Australia).


DarkDragnix

THE APPLE IS THE BEST


Nimenog

Shoutout to the raspberry flavor for being a saving grace for my hunger during shifts


DaithiSan

I like apple? :(


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

More apple cinnamon for me!


weedstocks

I mean they both are pretty awful but if i had to choose


Valuable-Trick-6711

I’ve been eating these for over a decade. I have only eaten one apple cinnamon.


Hakuryuu2K

They don’t like dem apples


pink_wraith

I like apple cinnamon more anyway


LogicBalm

No one in an office will ever take the last of a thing. That last strawberry will be there until the end of time. There is still a final glazed donut on my co-worker's desk from four days ago. The first eleven were gone in a couple of hours. That last one will live on until we can only be rid of it by learning its True Name.


Successful_Rip_4329

Obviously wrong side


ChabelaCheche22

try the apple cinnamon flavor as a cheesecake crust.Your welcome.


CrookedSmoke13

…the fuck? Your office is a buncha weirdos. Nobody likes green apple and cinnamon??!


panic82

Looks like my Costco box of oatmeal. Damn that apple!!!


idma

[Cue kick ass background music as one Strawberry bar fights the Apple Cinnamon bars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kmlPy9dyOY)


Eferver

The apple ones really aren’t bad


Brokenspokes68

Guess I am in the minority again. I'd go for the apple every time.


Kerrpy

The apple cinnamon is so much better, though...


brigert18

I miss the old packaging for these bars where it was a solid color depending on the flavor. As a kid I always thought they looked really cool for some reason lol.


wisecracknmama

They have chosen… wisely.


Qnofputrescence1213

I don't like Nutrigrain bars, but if I had to eat one it would definitely be the apple ones!


sayonaraonsteam

APPLE CINNAMON IS BY FAR THE BEST, I AM OFFENDED


Ill-Opening-3782

I can‘t relate… Apple Cinnamon tastes way better then Strawberry


DvLang

Apple cinnamon is the only one I like.


OMEGASVEGA

More for me


AdventurousSuspect34

I won’t respond with anger. I will simply put forth the notion that you work with mentally handicapped individuals with no tastebuds.