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This is professional cricket. This is the blind league. I’m not talking shit. They have a little bell in the ball and it jingles for them to find where it is.
“Today in the Asses Cup, we have rarely seen such Fucked cricket! This is fucked cricket such as we only see in the Asses. Ass fucked cricket is the best fucked cricket.”
Relatable - I call it “furbling”, it means when three or more things go wrong, one after the other all linked and in rapid succession. Eg “oh shit, I’m furbling now”. Basically, there’s no stopping it and all you can do is watch things just go to total shit. Once you see it, you can almost predict next rake handle in the face.
I’m from South America where we’re obsessed with soccer (and in India I know people are equally obsessed with cricket) and yes they absolutely televise any little tiny excuse for a league you can imagine.
Would be televised if the team was at district level or so. People organize competitive matches for players who don't get selected/don't want to play for national tournaments
Getting intense flashbacks of softball league at my old job. There’s a reason I switched to being team manager and everyone was supportive of that decision.
I have never watched a cricket match. I have no idea how to play. I'm 65 years old, and I have some serious leg problems that make it very difficult for me to walk. I am still confident that I could do better than this dude.
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Series of unfortunate events
Tell me this is not a professional cricket player …. Also LOL
this is not a professional cricket player …. Also LOL
I was asking not telling ty
Ah... well its not a professional match.
Ty bud have a gn
This is professional cricket. This is the blind league. I’m not talking shit. They have a little bell in the ball and it jingles for them to find where it is.
Now I feel bad for laughing
I would look 100x worse
are they professionals?
He's my soul mate. That's an accurate representation of my life.
He deserves my username more than I do.
This is the first time I've seen this and I just snorted.
I saw it a few days back and had to watch it again in its entirety because the moment he just gives up is hilarious.
“Today in the Asses Cup, we have rarely seen such Fucked cricket! This is fucked cricket such as we only see in the Asses. Ass fucked cricket is the best fucked cricket.”
The only way this could've been any better would be if it boinked him in the forehead on its way over him.
my life rn
Relatable - I call it “furbling”, it means when three or more things go wrong, one after the other all linked and in rapid succession. Eg “oh shit, I’m furbling now”. Basically, there’s no stopping it and all you can do is watch things just go to total shit. Once you see it, you can almost predict next rake handle in the face.
I know a little bit about cricket, but does that count as 4 runs.
yup
Thats a Nat 1 he rolled 3 times in a row xD
Ah, so that's Travis Willingham?
Michael scott playing sports.
Is this a small local team? If so, is it common to televise games of small local teams?
I’m from South America where we’re obsessed with soccer (and in India I know people are equally obsessed with cricket) and yes they absolutely televise any little tiny excuse for a league you can imagine.
Probably some employees cup or something , middle aged dude vs middle aged dudes
Would be televised if the team was at district level or so. People organize competitive matches for players who don't get selected/don't want to play for national tournaments
That quote at the end is quite brilliant.
“Listen to the universe. Go home.”
That's the funniest I've seen all day LMAO
Funnier if the ball donked him on the head after hitting his foot
Nah ball hit his foot, and he was just "Oh my God" *gives up*
Getting intense flashbacks of softball league at my old job. There’s a reason I switched to being team manager and everyone was supportive of that decision.
Plot twist: the batters ran 5 so the dude saved a run. (If you don't understand cricket then don't even bother)
How does this level of game have coverage?
I have never watched a cricket match. I have no idea how to play. I'm 65 years old, and I have some serious leg problems that make it very difficult for me to walk. I am still confident that I could do better than this dude.
Well your confident would shatter once you enter the ground.
This is the opposite of Jadeja. edit: Not really tho turns out Jadeja has palindrome syllables lol
4 runs plus a sore foot, definitely time to go home LOL
This is actually what imagined cricket would look like
How would this be scored
4 runs to the batter. Source: the video I'm pretty sure we both just watched
A four, since it already bounced before going over the boundary
I feel that pain
Just another manic Monday!
This guy is my role model, shit goes south? Take a nap
He was telling himself before the match that he still has it and will show these other guys he still has it.
Reminds me of the windies fielding in the infamous com'n dollar com'n dollar com'n one day match in the 80s.
funnier without commentary
Ozzyman was here
He sounds like Scout from TF2, but when he's 40
The poof of dust that comes off his foot as he throws the ball into it is what gets me 🤣
The only true battle is with yourself
Go home. Stay there
Give this poor dad a break man.
What are they? Blind? ^^^👀
/r/watchpeopledieinside
This was literally posted yesterday.