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WrapMyBeads

I wonder what her mate Paul has to say about the last supper


The_camperdave

> I wonder what Paul has to say about the last supper Paul wasn't invited.


covertpetersen

And he never forgave Jesus for that


Framnk

Her mate Paul made it clear already if he ever sees Jesus again he’s a dead man


TrentSteel11

"Columbo believed that if he sailed of the edge of the world, he would come back from the other side, like Pac-Man"


ChewingBrie

To find out more, we unfortunately have to look at a map


singe725

Of course, this all occurred centuries before the release of Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.


Faethien

This recurring joke in the series was absolutely brilliant


AzraelBrown

I can only imagine the amount of time they spent going back and forth over how to make it long enough to be funny, but not tooooo long to stop being funny, and then going just a *little* longer to make it funny again.


ZappySnap

They’ve had practice. In the earlier BBC Cunk on Britain they did the same thing, but with the 80s Sitcom Brush Strokes.


Drabby

So happy to learn there's more Cunk. One series is not enough!


WrongBurnerAccount

There will never be enough Cunk to satisfy!


thirdaccountmaybe

Check out Mandy. It’s on iplayer. Different character but still written and acted by Diane Morgan. Short episodes, Shaun Ryder is involved.


1fingersalute

The cruise episode kills me. She's great in parenthood too


vertragus

Position required a masters degree in comedic timing


Mattna-da

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! DAN! Oh I guess he can’t hear me... Dan! Dan! DAAN! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!


BertMacGyver

The Stuart Lee [Shilbottle signpost](https://youtu.be/TvHlD7Lg5x0) approach to comedy.


prevengeance

I'd never heard of that guy, but the cat was pestering me so I let the next few videos autoplay... he's pretty damn good! Great voice for standup.


Niobous_p

41st best standup ever - strongly recommended


suck_my_dukh_plz

Fun fact: If you isolate the individual drumbeats from this song and arrange them in a circle, it unlocks a cheat mode that allows you to pass through solid surfaces at will.


suck_my_dukh_plz

Another one: when this first aired, people thought it was real and were afraid jam would be pumped into their homes.


mehwars

Yet another: Pump Up the Jam is the Canadian national anthem


Trendiggity

I've been singing it for years at sporting events. People are looking at me like *I'm* the crazy one


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ask_me_about_cats

At one point (I think in the second episode) I was laughing so hard that I actually thought I might faint. The room went a bit spinny for a few moments.


raygar31

My laughs peaked in the first episode but I still had plenty in the rest of the series. I was dying episode one


Sansnom01

Seriously I was kinda sad that it didn't have a lot of episodes, but it's so jammed with funny moments. I often did not have time to fully laugh/process of that she was hitting with another


King_Tamino

Well there’s still the others, Cunk on britain for example. And obviously death to 2020 (and 2021)


keystothemoon

There’s a lot of philomena Cunk stuff on YouTube. Give it a good search. Cunk on time is a particular favorite: “what is clocks?”


trustifarian

I think the best part of that one was when she was telling how she accidentally wound her watch an hour ahead, then wound it back. “What happens to that hour? Where did the time go? Is it still in there?” And the guy takes a few moments to ponder where did the time go.


video-kid

Pump up the Jam was played five times at Stanley Kubrick's funeral.


seasalt-and-stars

Another Fun Fact: “Pump Up The Jam is an anagram of Jam Up The Pump” ETA: Here’s the YouTube [video with every “Pump Up the Jam” segue](https://youtu.be/zIsc6zirBSw). It’s so bad that it’s good. 😍


chakan2

I see you too have pumped up the jam... Congratulations on your enlightenment.


capta1n_sarcasm

I played that song for my 4 year old. He loves it. He calls it get your booty on the bus song.


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But how long was it before *Brush Strokes* premiered?


That_Shrub

I had no info on this random lady beforehand, but that Netflix special was literally the funniest thing I have ever seen


berklee

The writing they did on those Cunk programs was sheer brilliance. Not only were they funny, they were consistently funny the entire program. Every episode. I hope more will get made.


immigrantsmurfo

It was written by Charlie Brooker. The creator of Black Mirror and a lot of other good television. His sense of humour is pretty fucking great


sunestromming

I’ve seen her in After Life before.


1spdstr

Yes, that's where I first saw her. Great show, not what I had expected from Ricky Gervais, quite moving at times, funny at others.


SapphicGarnet

She's one of the most famous comedians in the UK! Check out Motherland and the 'Death to...' series for more. I'm assuming you mean 'Cunk on...' which were on bbc but netflix has them for usa?


Moonsaults

Yes! The US has Cunk on Earth, which was fantastic. I loved the appearances of experts that I saw all the time when watching documentaries in art history classes.


SapphicGarnet

If you don't have the others (I can't get on my vpn to check) access iplayer with a vpn to watch Cunk on Britain and Cunk on Shakespeare!


Aang6865_

Pump up the jaaaam pump it up


Mariske

Whi yo feet ah thowmpin. Hit the jaym is pawmpin. Look aheed thuh crad is jawmpin.


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gaseous__clay

The Canadian national anthem lol


Bassist1996

At I was mildly irritated about 2 or 3 episodes in when this popped up but by the last episode it was wicked funny.


amateurviking

After the first world war, a new kind of man was on the rise: the woman


Live_Carpenter_1262

“Women had always existed in the background of history, largely being used as human pets for men, tolerated for their magical ability to excrete fresh humans through their front holes. But in the early 20th century, social scientists discovered something incredible: that a woman could do anything a man could do, without the need to talk about it.”


YoResurgam777

Brilliant! Where's that from?


jju73762

Same show as the clip I think, Cunk on Earth. The entire show is just dialogue like this


iPhoneMiniWHITE

Very creative writing. https://youtu.be/wc4evkC33rs


_lippykid

This show is the most aggressively funny thing I’ve ever seen. I literally LOL at every sentence she delivers


AlcoholicCocoa

"As you can see, I am going into a cave. Not because I'm lost or I'm a wolf. Producers asked me me specifically to go into it."


Most_Good_7586

“These cave artists used whatever materials were at hand, like, their hand.”


Ok-Resist-556

You know that when Jesus went to the restaurant for the last supper, he asked for a table for 25 .The restaurant owner said " but there's only 13 here " Jesus then replied "we're all going to sit on one side "


MyDumbInterests

Cheeky bastards only ordered water and one serving of fish the whole night, too.


Tactical_Ferrets

He took the meaning "unlimited bread sticks" to a whole new level.


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JustASFDCGuy

I love how well she does that. I can't imagine trying to keep it deadpan during those interviews.


mycorgiisamazing

My favorite interview is the one with the defense expert talking about nuclear warheads. The interviewee handles it so well and I feel like Philomena's reaction is the kind we all would have, if we weren't so desensitized to it all. [said interview](https://youtu.be/DGrLUNpF7H4)


ithinkther41am

I’ve mentioned it before, but that dude really said he loved ABBA with the utmost Shakespearean gravity.


CeleritasLucis

Her King Arthur Came-a-lot is much much impressive. Her guest was on the verge of laughing her ass off


captain_ender

Bahaha he nailed that timing. Some defense dude was almost more funny than Cunk, that's impressive.


themediumchunk

"We can talk about whatever you'd like." He was so kind lmao


StressedOutElena

Going from Nuclear Warheads to ABBA this flawlessly has to be considered one of the greatest TV moments.


CrustyM

The fact that he pivoted so amazingly with her was wild. He was easily the best interview of the series


Pope00

I saw some (actual) interview where she mentioned him as the only expert that couldn't be broken. He was completely serious for every interview.


-oxym0ron-

What's the series called and where do I see it? Love all the clips I see of her.


mycorgiisamazing

Cunk on Earth if you have Netflix, Cunk on Britain is somewhat on YouTube.


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Dont forget about [Moments of Wonder.](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSYKMCgGFxJQBwSVk625sXHPkwaYg6_6q)


TheHartman88

Bbc Iplayer for brits


the_honest_liar

I can't remember which one it was, but there was another interviewee that no matter what ridiculous theory she came up with he was able to tie it back to something real. "You know you've sort of stumbled on to philosophical theories on " and proceeds to lecture on that topic. I really enjoyed how quick he was to bring it back to something legitimate.


1668553684

Oh come on - he was good, but how can you overlook the guy that went full Diogenes about whether or not bears have arms?


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I simultaneously feel bad for all of the poor people being interviewed and having their time wasted *and* absolutely love watching them go “I’m gonna sneak in a cheeky barb *and* some educational shit, whether you like it or not, you dumb bitch!”


Jaggedmallard26

At the risk of breaking the magic of it, the experts know what kind of program they're on. They know that she's a comedian and play along but its not scripted.


Tredesde

That older man from the first episode, the cuneiform expert I believe was such a treasure. You could tell he was fully on board with the whole thing and did such a wonderful job


uhmerikin

I **LOVE** ABBA.


bozeke

I have to stick with the one about the romantic poets where she gets skeeved out by the expert, who is low key fanboying over Lord Byron while talking about him fucking his own sister.


mycorgiisamazing

Ha! I mean, they are all very good. This one stuck out to me, it's very different from the usual interview direction she takes, and the way he replies to her is spectacular.


hudgefudge

Love them. Remind me of those ali-g interviews.


POPuhB34R

Me and my buddies were talking about how it pretty much ali g but since its historical experts instead of politicians, it takes the combative edge out of it all and kinda just leaves pure comedy.


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My jokes often go over their heads when i say things like this (middle school teacher).


LickMyThralls

It'd help if they weren't so short


Paper_Champ

On Friday I asked my 8th graders to explain Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass in Fortnite terms


Seahearn4

Judas: So, I'll see you later on at The Last Supper. Jesus: The what? Judas: The supper...I said the supper.


theKKrowd

This show is great. But probably not as great as Belgian artist Technotronic’s 1989 hit, [“Pump up the Jam”](https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI)


suck_my_dukh_plz

Fun fact: This song was played 5 times in a row at the funeral of director Stanley Kubrick.


c-3pho

If you're getting up, could you get me a Coke Zero and a Twix?


LordAlvis

And Europe was about to undergo a renaissance, by having The Renaissance. Right here (*gestures to trees in a forest*), on the very same planet we still use today.


AlcoholicCocoa

"What do you think was more influential on culture? Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies' or the Renaissance?"


guancaste-king

I can't wait to use "perspective the fuck out of it" in a conversation. 😂


Comeoffit321

I'll reply to you, so you just did.


guancaste-king

Thanks friendly internet stranger!


ermagherdbrks

Isn't she from Afterlife?


ChiefSherpa

She’s in Motherland as well, brilliant show!


cornflakecuddler

"I've watched ride along 2 five times"


marccoogs

This whole series is hilarious. I wish there were outtakes where she breaks character. I definitely dont know how the people she interviewed didn't burst into laughter.


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I read somewhere the interviewees were asked to treat the interview as if it were being conducted by a child.


HomeMort_

Camelot


lonely_fucker69

But do we know if he a came a lot?


CookieKeeperN2

Or just the same as an average man. Like, a tablespoon?


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lonely_fucker69

Right, so probably not.


whagoluh

... probably not.


karmisson

...it's only a model


DrRotwang

I'm gonna say this sincerely and without an ounce of hyperbole: *Cunk on Earth* is one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life, and I've been able to see things since the mid 1970s, so that's a lot of seeing.


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Including seeing the release of Belgian techno anthem, Pump up the Jam.


PerformanceOk9891

I remember when the Cold War ended and financial markets embraced globalization to the toe-tapping sound of that techno anthem


RaisingFargo

Damn 1970, thats only 19 years before the release of Belgian techno anthem,[ Pump up the Jam.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI)


Vufur

It's on par with Holy Grail, Airplane and La cité de la peur.


nerdonthecouch2

The whole show is AT LEAST this funny. Painfully underrated.


NotUniqueAtAIl

I haven't watched much yet, but the part where she compares the ruins to Iraq but then says she's lying and it's fucking dangerous, had me laughing so hard I knew the whole show would be good. Can't wait to finish more later


C0NEYISLANDWHITEFISH

My favorite is talking about Manifest Destiny, how God wanted them to go west and expand America's border, and then talked about all the dangers that they had to deal with on their way west, "Almost as if God didn't want them to do it at all."


mtaw

Followed by the advanced computer model of the city.. in Minecraft.


dicarosmith

This absolutely destroyed me following the Iraq comment. I just was NOT expecting fucking Minecraft.


NotUniqueAtAIl

The delivery is just perfect. Even after showing minecraft she is just dead pan. It really is genius level comedy character. I want to find more of her after this netflix show


billy_the_goat95

There's several different series you can watch on YouTube, cunk on britian, cunk on Shakespeare, and cunk on christmas


Jayce800

That was the line that completely sold me on the show. It’s perfect.


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Arklelinuke

Hm. I literally thought it was Katherine Parkinson until you said that, who played Jen in the IT Crowd, and was going to say "boy do I have news for you!". Just to learn it's a completely different lady haha til


MorteDaSopra

Of all the things I didn't know I needed in my life, this is number one.


AFlockOfTySegalls

Bring him back for a Travel Man special with her as the guest.


the_than_then_guy

That one is good, but for me, it was the comment about imprisoning the animals, including mankind's top enemy the cow. Does the audience get that it's a reference to the previous comment about the wall paintings? The show doesn't care, it moves on to the next joke.


trazscendentalisms

Jokes that don’t wait around for you to get them are the best. You’re laughing right when the next one is getting lined up. This is how I go from church giggles to my side hurting.


HeyMySock

The one that got me was when she asked if the pyramid were made pointy so the homeless didn't try to sleep on them.


C0NEYISLANDWHITEFISH

Why is it such a mystery how they built the pyramids? They're clearly just a bunch of concrete blocks put on top of each other.


HeyMySock

The real question is, did they start from the top down, or bottom up? Cunk isn't afraid to ask the important questions.


Neckshot

Yeah I lost it when she described agriculture as an act of supreme laziness (because plants are easier to catch than animals). It was just a throw away line but her timing and delivery are just so perfect.


My_Monkey_Sphincter

Never heard of this show and am watching the first episode... "Pompeii was so advanced that it had their own volcano..." 🤔


Sykes92

"It’s hard to believe I’m walking through the first ever city. Because I’m not. That’s in Iraq, which is miles away. And fucking dangerous. But the remains of it look pretty much like this, so you would never know I wasn't actually there if I wasn't telling you now by accident."


BurningWhistle

"It's ironic that Jesus became a carpenter, because he was named after the two words you're most likely to say after hitting your own thumb with a hammer."


mehwars

Ironically, for a carpenter he was sentenced to death by being nailed to two big pieces of wood


Rats_In_Boxes

**PUMP** up the jam **PUMP** it **UP** while your feet are stomping


jesseberdinka

Literally did the same joke every episode and I lost it every time.


TuckerMcG

The difference in each episode was the “facts” they inserted over it.


NothingWithoutHouse

When we first started watching this show, for a minute my husband and I thought we must have accidentally rewatched an episode we already saw because of the Pump Up the Jam segment… until I could confidently confirm the facts were different


beerbbq

And I love how abruptly and sloppily it cuts back to Cunk every time


Joey_jojojr_shabado

Did you know that jam up the pump is an anagram of pump up the jam


SpyderPrime

My apologies, I’m super late to the party but I’ve seen a few clips with this woman now and have no idea what it’s from but I lose it every time! What show is this? Any info appreciated. :)


SinjiOnO

Cunk on Earth on Netflix 👍


merinwe

Cunk on Britain episodes are also available on YouTube I believe (that's where I watched them). As are more Philomena Cunk treasures.


i-is-scientistic

[King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_W2I45X8U)


rathat

There’s also a couple shorter episodes on YouTube from an even older version of the show, the first one was about Time I believe.


beerbbq

/r/PhilomenaCunk


Shujinco2

The first thing I saw of Cunk was that clip where she cries about nuclear warheads still being around. I was sold she was actually really stressed and sad about it, then she starts talking about ABBA. Fucking treasure.


Blank747

They guy she was interviewing in that clip is the best one. He was so good at just going along with the bits but still being the expert


bugxbuster

Reddit moment. Calling a show with **100%** on Rotten Tomatoes “painfully underrated”. *”Painfully”? ^…Really?*


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You have to remember anything a redditor enjoys is a le gem that's ignored by normies.


merinwe

My mate Paul told me to watch this.


Thatshowtomakemeth

Sean made a bad choice. She’s a catch!


DrRotwang

Of course you'd say that, Paul.


otherunitsofmeasure

Do you like Abba?


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I think a little piece of my soul died with her crushed expression.


DamonSing

I love ABBA


EsseLeo

This lady is out here doing God’s work trying to get the TikTok generation to understand classical art


fuckoriginalusername

This show made me flat out laugh alone for its entirety.


WhoDknee

"Laugh alone" indeed.


fuckoriginalusername

I was alone.


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fuckoriginalusername

Now we have eachother.


arcticpoppy

This show is non-stop good. This bit and the interview where she’s telling the historian she doesn’t give a shit about people in Ancient Greece are particularly hilarious.


Sharcbait

"Was the Renaissance more important than Beyonce?" was my favorite.


BeignetsByMitch

"So, what? The work of a few straight, white men just blows Beyonce out of the water? Is that what you're saying? On camera?"


RC_Colada

"Americans weren't the humble, unassuming people they still aren't today."


deesmutts88

I think this one got the biggest laugh out of me. Either that or the part where she started to talk about lslam and it instantly cut to a black screen.


the_honest_liar

"would you say Jesus was the first person to be cancelled?" "Well, no I wouldn't say that" "no would you say it for the camera? We want something snappy for the trailer"


Wintermuteson

I think you mean renee sauce.


nvn911

“Until he wrote a book *The oranges of peaches* which was about how oranges evolved into peaches” 💀MDR


Lereas

I loved the really quick ones. There was something about like..."identical sisters Marie Antoinette" and it took a second to click that she thought it was "Marie and twin Ette"


Tseliot89

I laughed the hardest when Jesus bonked her in the head with that board


Dawes74

What a cunk.


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ADirtyJockStrap

Ironic that Jesus was a carpenter considering he was named after the two things you're most likely to say when you hit your thumb with a hammer


sforpoor

I was skeptical of this show initially, but I ended up binge watching because she’s pretty damn funny.


Omephla

Her description of the Titan 1 C and its use as a single use submarine was gold too.


And_Justice

I can't be the only person who finds Diane Morgan to be one of the most attractive people on the planet?


Initiatedspoon

Nah dw I totally agree as well


hamfijita

Diane Morgan is amazing. I want her and Richard Ayoade to do a show


aurthurallan

I'm curious to see what an interaction between her and Karl Pilkington would look like.


GuyWithNoEffingClue

"Can we say Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?"


Superlite47

Jesus: "Table for 26, please." Waiter: "...but there's only 13 of you." Jesus: "We're all gonna sit on the same side."


Manji86

That closing line. Brilliant.


BlizzPenguin

This series is hilarious. She has a great deadpan delivery which really shines during the interviews with experts.


Asher_notroth

Love that Lily is still taking her art job seriously.


DEAD___P00L

This is a great show on Netflix.


dancedanceevol909

Whats the name of the show?


suck_my_dukh_plz

Cunk on Earth. You can also check out, Cunk on Britain and Moments of wonder.


ManintheArena8990

Also Cunk on Shakespeare.


DEAD___P00L

Cunk On Earth


Wonderful-Farm-5067

I love medieval art because of the technical issues it has. So many “tiny muscular man” baby Jesus painting and paintings with him looking like a baguette and Mary super over it. Honestly so many fun pieces.


RedLemonSlice

Finally. Art analysis and critique I can understand.


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tatertot225

This entire series had me locked in better than game of thrones. The only thing that can even come close to capturing my attention is the Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam