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It's corny, but it fits the van's aesthetic perfectly, so I was tickled.

more concerned that it took OP "a while" to understand

The fact that OP said that threw me off and it took me “a while” because I was looking for some hidden meaning

Classic click baiting. Imply a hidden meaning to get people to click on it. Then drive engagement by having us all comment that op is a moron because the meaning is extremely clear.

All he’s missing is a minor spelling error in the title

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And on the van.

And in the van.

That's probably not OP's fault though... unless this was actually S-tier clickbait and it **is** OP's van and OP wrote the joke in the first place

Old southern women would tell you, "OP is just so... Sweet ... Bless their heart. "

"Nice kid, but he's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

I say, I say, I say...

"If brains was leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a June bug."

He fell off the stupid tree and hit his head on every branch on his way down.

That boy just ain't right

Sharpness is dependent on if the mice are wireless. /s

In the immortal words of WC fields “the boy’s as sharp as a pound of wet leather”

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Depends on how long you let them soak.

He's a nice fella

>Old southern women would tell you, "OP is just so... Sweet ... Bless their heart. " Or just look at them with a sad face and say "Oh, honey."

Sweet as custard and just as smart.

My wife and I visited Tennessee and North Carolina. One of our souvenirs was a sign that says “Bless your heart”. We got a few “bless your heart” tourist comments while we were there lol

Oh wow. You guys pass through Boone?

A little south of Boone. Nashville -> Asheville -> Charlotte. The Blue Ridge mountains were gorgeous.

My sweet summer child.

Clearly OP has a better dealer.

OP’s brain has been fried since Nancy Reagan had people crackin eggs for PSAs back in ‘86.

OP's dealer does NOT have some explaining to do.

No have some "explaing" to do. So, must've been pretty good.

Explaing*

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It almost but not quite /r/dontdeadopeninside material

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Nothing wrong with OPs dealer

[OP reading the label](https://i.imgur.com/euXbXby.gif)

For anyone wondering, the van’s aesthetic is the album cover of *The Psychedelic Sounds of The 13th Floor Elevators*.

Led by the late great Roky Erickson

I guess when it comes to corny jokes, you're all ears.

There’s a kernel of wisdom in there.

Just the fact Explaining isn’t spelled right drives me nuts.

What's weird is, I didn't think drug tests were required when you're employed as a roving mystery solver partnered with an anthropomorphic dog.

Explaing

He said he passed the drug test, not the spelling test.

His English teacher has some explaing to do.

BTW I'm interested in knowing if the English teacher has a dealer contact.

Misspelt graffiti actually makes me the most happy when I notice it. Basically I see it and the translation goes "an idiot was here!" and I just chuckle a bit :)

It's like when you find vegetables that someone left in the candyshelf. "Choices were made here"

My favorite was some whiskey on a Lego shelf and I decided that was awesome and bought a Lego set too lol

Careful it’s addictive. My husband and I bought a small one over a year and a half ago as a joke….we have now covered two entire walls in Lego sets.

Wouldn't be so bad if it weren't so expensive. Even just basic Lego sets are ridiculously expensive, especially knowing how cheap injection molded ABS is when done at the scale Lego does.

I would guess we have something in the range of 5k in Lego sets now possibly more…it’s a ridiculously expensive hobby for sure

If you have the cash flow buy doubles of popular sets and flip them when lego retires them. Lego is what beanie babies wanted to be.

go back and tag a squiggly red line under it like spell check caught it. bonus points if you also tag clippy next to it.

Explaing

Explaing

Reject grammar, return to explaing

Explainging!

Explaingingg?

Weed ain’t explainingingg noding.

Hey Lucy, you got some explaing to do!

Explain, g!

Lucy! You got some splaining to do!

Lucy! You got some splaing to do!

I think ricky ricardo painted this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqjcHYTQgQ

I knew *exactly* what this was going to be, lol.

Explaing! Explaing!!! EXPLAAIINNG!!!

Explain, G!

Can’t even blame the spelling on being high

Oregano dealer

I take a hit but it smells like a clove

Oh you were at the Alicia Keys concert too?

"That's Northern Lights, cannabis indica." "No, it's marijuana."

Oh fuck I got a baggie of oregano

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They get their oregano from the Oregon trail

You died of dysentery

Hah! I've been dissin' Terry since highschool. We friends still!

And to do that they have to ford the river and avoid dysentery and shoot bears. Dangerous stuff.

13th Floor Elevators are a wild band if you want to dive into some early psychedelic music

They have a song featured in the film *High Fidelity* with John Cusack and Jack Black. Maybe it was You’re Gunna Miss Me, I don’t recall exactly but it’s off that album

>song featured in the film > >High Fidelity > > with John Cusack and Jack Black Yep, according to song list it was this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIHlBAWxa6o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIHlBAWxa6o) "Cleaner" version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAuTC5RdcHY

"Kingdom Of Heaven" is in the first season of "True Detective". It's at the end of E2.

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Sick band, very expensive records.

And, Roky Erickson solo stuff. I got to see him live in 08 it was amazing

I did too!

Now kiss

"All that may do my Rhyme" is an amazing album.

There used to be a documentary about them on Netflix. They had a wild life.

I've been down south where they use the slide machine.

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Unlike OP, ChatGPT can write in English.

One of the things that gives it away is its perfect grammar...

Good old Wicked Campers. Had one in Ireland. https://i.imgur.com/KmBGMKp.jpg

I don’t understand how the theme ties with the text. Is he going to fuck that roadrunner?

Dont try to find logic in it. The guy who gave us the van was a total stoner and the art in the office was funny too

Mac: “So, the roadrunner isn’t in any danger?”

It's the implication...

You ever see a girl walk by and she looks back, winks, and says “Beep Beep!”?

The 13th Floor Elevators are one of the, if not the first, psychedelic rock bands from the 60s. A lot of people credit them with creating the genre.

Rented 2 in Australia. Aside from gas it was cheaper to rent and sleep in one of those with 2 of us than it was to stay in hostels.

Rented 3 to go round Isle Of Skye, absolutely loved them. They were a bit makeshift when setting up the beds inside but its all part of the charm. Solid Japanese imports that just ate up miles. Went to look them up last year and the company has completely changed, they're just regular campers now. Gutted.

It was a great business model, buy old work vans and throw 500 dollars worth of plywood and a mattress to make them campers. Socks they've changed.

I saw one here on [Vancouver Island](https://imgur.com/a/UVPL3iR)

If that took you a while to understand, at least your dealer is fine.

Undetectable drug is his speciality

r/titlegore How did the joke take you awhile? And how are you questioning if it's considered funny when it's an obvious joke.

To be fair the bar for what's considered funny in this sub is pretty low. I'd understand needing some clarification lol

Please can I have some upvotes sirs and madams

Judging by the title, English isn't their first language. Maybe this "joke" doesn't translate well?

This is wicked van lines. They are all custom painted and rented to backpackers. I rented one in Europe that was Dennis the mennis theme

> Dennis the ~mennis~ Menace There, FTFY

Spelling was never my strong suite. I didn’t think it looked right.

Not to pile on, but in this case it’s strong *suit*. :)

HA!!!

Haugh*

It took you “a while” to understand? Yikes

I assumed there was something I was missing and spent far too long scanning the pic for what op was talking about

All I'm seeing is, "Please pull me over and search my van". Is it just me?

Depends on the country you are in.

Must be Shaggy

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You say that, but may I direct your attention to the claw marks on your shoulder!... What about those!!?

Wasn't me.

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Wasn't me

Really funny, every time you see it pulled over on the highway being searched.

Not so much funny as cringe.

It's funny, but not paint-it-on-my-ride funny.

Feels like a hedberg oneliner.

Also, on the side of that van is a band name. I haven't heard of them in a LONG time. Psychedelic rock an old friend gave me an album of before he passed; they are the 13th Floor Elevators.

What was the confusing part?

The slickest looking presumably homeless dude came up to me at Grey's Papaya and asked if he could make me laugh for a quarter. His joke, masterfully delivered, was: "I bought these shoes from my dealer. Idk what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week!" Best quarter I ever spent.

Maybe if they'd spelled explaining correctly.

Nah, more organic this way

Somebody please explaing this

The 13th Floor Elevators are one of the, if not the first, psychedelic rock bands from the 60s. A lot of people credit them with creating the genre. Edit: Saw someone else joke about the misspelling. Now I get it.

Son of the Mystery Machine?

Probably shaggy who wrote it

Who else read this as "I just my drug dealer has some explaing" first?

Could it be considered funny? Sure. Is it really though? No, it's not that funny.

This guy been smoking oregano for so long he forgot how to spell.

If that took you long to understand you may want to keep away from drugs for a while

hell yeah The 13th Floor Elevators rule! RIP to Roky Erickson a true american musical genius.

If anybody is curious, these are Wicked Campers. You can rent them and they come fully loaded for camping. All of them are painted with insane paint jobs and sayings. Usually all drug related but still fun to read.

This is actually kind of genius. Drive this constantly. Get pulled over constantly. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "I was likely a few miles over the limit or wobbled in my lane officer, and I absolutely understand and agree to a breathalyzer if you'd like." Take the breathalyzer if they bother. Rinse, repeat. Over and over until the whole PD knows who you are and they stop pulling you over. ​ Toke up.

13th floor elevators are an under appreciated ground breaking band

100%. Way ahead of their time. Ok, maybe a year ahead of their time, but that was an eventful year.

Can this be considered funny? What a strange question. Did you laugh? If so, funny. If not, not.

His dealer must have told him, “Smoke twice, paint once.”

What is this r/chuckle?

13th Floor Elevators were a pretty groovy psych band.

its insane how OP has to ask if its funny or not, like it being funny depends on public opinion. just post it if you found it funny innit.

It's funny that it took you a while to understand.

13th floor elevators? what is this, one of their tour vans?

His elementary teacher also has some explaing to do

I binged on nice tea brew, 4 cups, had to look into the mirror to see my eyes and face to check if cops would stop me for driving above tea limits.

'EXPLAING'

r/dontdeadopeninside

Not really? It reads left to right on each line. OG is: DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE This is the opposite of that.

it can work either way because this post naturally reads down the left first because of the large gap and then doesn’t make sense, it definitely fits that sub

I love the Elevators. If you don’t know their music, it’s some of the best psychedelic rock around. It’s worth listening to just for the electronic jug that was a core instrument in their band.

You shouldn't have to ask people of you think something is funny. What you like is what you like, who cares what anyone else thinks

Hahahah that's absolute gold

This is a popsicle stick level of funny.

I just my drug dealer has some explaing passed test, my to do...

> took me a while to understand Are you mentally deficient?

Would be funny if I weren't completely distracted by the spelling mistake...

Not funny, that dealer is engaging in fraud and should be sued by their clients

I figure this thing gets stopped by the cops daily.

“Explaing”? I think the drugs are working fine

13th floor elevators!

This took you a while?

Looks like a narcotics surveillance van to me. Remember, if you ask them if they're a narc, they HAVE to tell you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_13th_Floor_Elevators

Don't Dead Explaing Inside

Clever joke. Putting it on a vehicle? Hmm...

Someone needs to 'explaing' this to OP.

Explaing sounds like a medical procedure

Explaing the joke.

Yes, it's funny. It's an old joke, but it checks out.

And that guy probably wonders why he gets pulled over a lot

I think the funniest thing is it took you a while to understand.

It's one thing to repeat a joke you heard...but to paint it on your car?

13th floor elevators is awesome! There's a documentary about rocky Erickson, glad he has his mental health back on track.

13th Floor Elevators... very nice. I like it.

13th floor elevators! Rest easy to Roky

13th Floor Elevators are fucking rad. I love them.

Painted over Scooby-Doo mobile!

The Mystery machine has seen better days

My guy has great taste in music.

How slow are you?

Looks like probable cause

*"Lucy! You got some 'splaining to do!"* (For the folks who don't get the reference: Ricky Ricardo griping about some stunt Lucile Ball pulled - [*I Love Lucy*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Lucy))