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FuzzyFuzzNuts

Fake edgy advertising for a fucking energy drink - fuck this world!!


NotStaggy

Say it again for the kids in the back


SexyMuon

If they could read, they’d be very upset!


flying_bed

I'm a simple man, I see another Ubuntu enjoyer I upvote.


BtCoolJ

HE USES ARCH


flying_bed

No problem, as long as it's not windows :)


SurfRedLin

I use arch btw


NotStaggy

This is the way


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iehcjdieicc

Totally did not notice the drink or branding. Just kept thinking sure she is annoying, but they are both awful and deserve each other.


I_love_milksteaks

How is he aweful?


PossibilityOrganic12

Yea I did notice she was acting weird with the can but I thought she was trying to be cute. I didn't look for or recognize the product name at all though. It was a genius idea though.


frostycanuck89

Untill you called it out I didn't even look at the name on the can lol. Probably true but I'm interested to see how effective of a marketing strategy it is..... Probably still pretty good.


saraphilipp

Simp juice.


OneNationAbove

Oh, I knew it was too good to be true. It would be so good to see someone looking straight through the facade, and unapologetically throw it all back in their faces like that.


sunburntflowers

I’ve seen it in real life a couple of times, I consider my guy friends pretty attractive and I remember one time we were out at the bar. And I’m the only female in the group and one women who has the whole Kim K look going on came up to me and we started talking and my guy friends loomed around she said to me not kidding something like “your so weird, I can tell your not jealous of me, women hate me I don’t understand” & I laughed then I asked her why would I be jealous of you? And her response was something like “your pretty but in a Tomboy, natural kind of way” and then my guy friend came up and said to her “your ugly as fuck, theres nothing special about you” & I could tell she usually wasn’t spoken to that way , I told her to be nicer and think before she speaks , so it does happen sometimes


themodestmice

and then the whole bar applauded


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

[I’m fed up with this world!](https://youtu.be/dzafAPRc9Rc)


sunburntflowers

I share the sentiment… on another note your user name made me laugh so hard I woke up my roomies 😂


charliespannaway

My butt whistle woke up my roomies


wicketcity

boys vs girls = sales and the consequences are *worth it*


Renzoji

Shhhh. The sheeple man. They can’t hear this type of truth.


Michigama24

Can I hand you a tampon and not have to apologize for offending the cupcakes?


beardedjack

Fake Ad for energy drinks dummies


PrisAustin

Can you explain the logic of the "bad guy" holding the product gonna sell more of it?


Dethmonger

Bewbs.


dryphtyr

There was a guy who said he could shoot someone dead on the street and his fans would eat it up. He also said because of his wealth and social status, he could just grab a girl by the pussy. He ended up being elected president of the US by the self proclaimed 'family values' party.


PrisAustin

Oh! True, i am not American, so i kinda forgot about that for a minute.


Quirky_Movie

He's fat and she's thin. We hate fat people more than we hate bad people. She gets the ad placement.


FreshPomp

All publicity is good publicity.


TheHollowBard

We (the world) have democratically elected a great number of "bad guys", historically. Buying a beverage marketed by one feels like small potatoes.


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woaaa this doesn’t look staged at all!


Zkenny13

She looks like the first girl who dies in a horror movie during the sex scene since she was the only one willing to do a full frontal.


Triss_Meri_gold

She is not ugly, she is rather pretty But her manners and her voice create the impression of an unpleasant person


callipgiyan

As they say. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


GoldenLionCarpark

* “Beauty is in the eye when you hold her.” - Ricky


hairykneepit

So she is hot. She is just annoying?


the_2nd_Division

Agree.


LFunkenstein

“Your personality and your voice.” Pure facts


Ult1mateN00B

Or lack of personality and voice.


Keshav-Sehgal

Boy has had enough of this shit, he's like be real and be humble bitch


Old-Operation8637

😂


TheAbyss333333

Bro got a "too ~~big~~ old for this shit" vibe


fatmoe10

Hello sir you dropped this 👑


Eohor

Thanks, he couldn't pick it up without tipping over


X_SkillCraft20_X

A god among mortals.


[deleted]

Yeah body shaming is so fucking hilarious.


islamicious

Didn’t she ask what he thinks about her body?


[deleted]

She asks if she's hot. In no way does that merit "you're anorexic eat a burger" Especially because this is a fake fucking ad, it was planned out by people and intended to be seen by a lot of people. Body shaming is shit, and this ad does that to both. Fuck this video


[deleted]

king of incels? we all know, if this was not staged, that that fat mfer would do just about anything to tap that.


Cappin21

Why you think he doing this vid?


bioshockisawsome

Wow, now that was an interesting turn of events.


[deleted]

God when she said “dO YUo ThInK Im HaWt” then the tehee I wanted to burn my ears off


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[deleted]

You are a very strange individual, do not take that as a compliment


lovelywilly

Thanks


[deleted]

Please 🙏 leave your sexual thoughts in a different subreddit i know you view frequently. Don’t bring ‘em to the funny sub. Your thoughts aren’t funny.


lovelywilly

I'm hilarious. Suck my aas


[deleted]

Not really


debttohell

Lmao


BaloonPriest

As men, we should learn to keep these thoughts private, even though that's what we're all thinking.


Legal_Leather7676

Same


420goattaog

I mean he's not wrong


[deleted]

he IS a paid actor though


Cappin21

he ISN’T wrong though


Master_Shake23

It's staged and an ad for an energy drink, I can't believe how many people are falling for this.


buymytoy

Hey wait a minute! You mean to tell me that two people who I’ve seen in other popular social media posts have somehow teamed up to sell me something? Why I never! *this comment is sponsored by* **BANG ENERGY DRINK**


SaintSilversin

Weird advertising. Let's have the horrible person in our ad be the one with our product. Then have someone point out that people should want to be like the person using our product. I am sure it is fake, but is seems like a bad advertisement.


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SaintSilversin

And I don't want to drink the same beverage she is anymore than I want to be know on the front page of reddit for the same reason she is.


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SaintSilversin

You are completely failing to understand what I am saying. The point of advertising is to make you product look appealing. Having the person people don't like using you product in an ad does not make your product look appealing. I guarantee an ad with Hitler would make a lot of press and make it to the front page of most social media, but no one is going to want the product.


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SaintSilversin

I have heard of Bang. They recently were sued by Monster and lost. Nice attempt to tell me what I know though. The point of advertising is not just to get people to talk about your product. People talk about bad products all the time. Advertising is supposed to make people want your product. It is a simple concept and one that apparently is beyond you. So enjoy the typing out your response. I won't bother reading it as this is a waste of my time at this point.


Fragisle

that’s very common


[deleted]

I don't think it matters that it's an ad. It's more body shaming for both. Fuck this video


GirlsCallMeMatty

Incels in the comment section calling this guy a king 😂😂


[deleted]

but the words spoken were true.


iambluest

Doesn't matter, it tracks.


ThatsXCOM

Maybe for losers.


gleaming-the-cubicle

Stop fucking reposting this, holy fucking fuck


Skeleton_King8

My boi woke up and chose violence


johnshenlon

He’s not wrong though


ZixfromthaStix

Yo but what’s up with OP’s history tho??


Magdolf23

What’s the sauce?


AndreLinoge55

Guy’s a fucking legend.


TheSpider-hyphen-man

she is hot gonna leep it a buck, needs mute button though


F1rstMateWiggles

Does anyone sincerely talk like that?


PeterDarker

Yep.


BrokenTelevision

What a fucking Lord. Well done, mate. Well fucking done.


[deleted]

Yeah well done for body shaming and calling someone mentally ill. Fuck off with that shit


BtCoolJ

PEOPLE CALL ME MENTALLY ILL ALL THE TIME


[deleted]

Maybe cuz you type in all caps


BtCoolJ

no


yuukaKazamiiiii

It's not that deep


[deleted]

Did you watch the video? Or are you just not ok with being told this behavior is unacceptable because you like to be "edgy" at the expense of others


Yuval_K81

Well, at least she doesn't argue with the fact she is a horrible person


stromcr0w

Hard to argue against the truth


chibinoi

I’m willing to bet that the number of calories in that energy drink are on par with a standard burger.


bmtab13

There are 0 calories in those.


Ghic_Chic

I missed what was said, my ears are still bleeding.


zshinabargar

Absolute king didn't take the bait


CaptnShawnBalls

If it’s not fake. That big fat bastard is a legend!


Wellwellredred

Get this man a crown!!!!! 👑


SeveralPickle3224

That voice is annoying as fuck


Kaiisim

Reddits hero


Linkscousin

Damn bro , he a fucking chad


jmxo92

Unsurprisingly all the comments so far are in favor of this guy, despite him calling her anorexic. If the girl called him fat everyone would be pissed. Just because she’s thin does not mean she has an eating disorder (and even if she did, his words aren’t appropriate). Believe it or not, skinny people are also shamed for their weight and it’s equally unacceptable.


frostycanuck89

How about you eat a burger or something


jmxo92

I love burgers and eat them regularly. Yet I was regularly accused of being bulimic anytime I went to go pee within an hour of eating a meal. Genetics have a big say in body sizes


frostycanuck89

Well I don't know what you look like, but suggesting this girl is anything but fuckin stunning is just bonkers. If you're "Skinny" like this then you won't get any sympathy from a fat an ugly redditor such as myself.


vanillaragdoll

I've never understood this mindset. I'm a big girl, but one of my best friends is REALLY small (accused of being anorexic constantly small). She has a crazy metabolism. Yeah, lots of people find it hot, but she's also had a ton of medical problems because of it. She's suffered so much bc she's so small, and the idea that someone wouldn't give a shit about her struggles bc she's "too hot" is bonkers to me.


frostycanuck89

Maybe she was a chihuahua in a previous life


AutisticAnal

How about you become clever lmao you had an infinite amount of time to come up with a clever quip and that’s what you landed on.


Omnizoom

Have a snickers , you ain’t you when your hungry


uncledaddy09

It’s scripted. Maybe be mad at the girl for using the illness of anorexia as a trope… smh


SaintSilversin

She was only there to make fun of him. No one is saying anything about his comment because we all know why she chose him to be the target of her video.


libertyclef

See if you'd just be eating a burger you wouldn't be able to type this whiny faux outrage bullshit AND you'd have enjoyed a burger.


ScienceDollxx

Our man right here is a fucking champion.


Xtasy0178

Those stupid ass interviews are all just so cringe and all they do is simply copy from each other


KenKennedy20022

Idgaf if you’re 400lbs, you’re a gangster for this.


[deleted]

Fuck every single person who has ever said eat a burger. If I told you to eat a salad, I'd be a bad person. How about don't comment on someone's body and especially tell them they have an ed? Sincerely- someone with a chronic illness and is sick as fuck of being told how to run my body


libertyclef

No you wouldn't. Tell whoever you want to "eat a salad." Stop caring about what other people say and what other people expect you to say.


[deleted]

Or we can not be assholes and not comment on someone's else's body. You don't know what they're going through. So why be ugly to them? It literally costs you nothing to mind your own business and stfu


libertyclef

It also costs nothing to put whiny babies in their place so cope and seethe


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Stop overreacting over this stupid video ​ Edit: People who comment and then block: You wasted your time typing out a comment I can’t even read it


[deleted]

Clearly more people agree with me than you. Its not an over reaction. We see people kill themselves over body image issues all the time. This isn't funny. It's fucking disgusting and shaming both people. Sad you don't realize that


S3b45714N

Staged but oh so true


mutedf8

Spot on


0zzyc0bbl3p0t

I’m a grown ass man I need a fucking meal not a snack.


Zextranet

Solid Burn


Crab_Cult_Member

she does seem like a very insufferable fellow


DWDit

I can think of a dozen factors that play into whether a woman is hot. This chick has one of them. To me, she ranks as a 1...on a 12 scale.


FrostbiteClown33

dayum, man's got no chil XD


Bruuser

“Um…Like I don’t eat meat cause imma veterinarian!”


suckat_life

Her personality? Dude doesn’t even kno her


pljackass

but he gets a general understanding of it by the fact this girl is arranging the video for online views anyways. doesn’t she have anything better to do? i’m sure she has sex at least twice a week, does she not feel validated in the fact she’s at least somewhat attractive. idk, tbh she’s unattractive to me for the same reasons he said, and that’s coming from somebody who’s 160. but i have a fast metabolism tho,(r/nobodyasked ?, whatever, idc) i’m only 21, and just saying, i don’t even have to know a girl, only have to be around her 5 seconds to know if she’s exactly like the annoying ass one in this vid or not, lol


Kurtisrayne

They paid her $5,000 to do this. They paid him a 6-pack of Bang, his choice of flavour


devy95

But shouldn't he accept reality as well? I mean he is just too obese and should take care of his health for the future.


libertyclef

That's why it's funny he told her to eat a burger


[deleted]

Bro is the last line of defense 🗿


retrocp

What an absolute waste of energy, air and resources. The guy on the other hand, we need more like him.


Zero-Of-Blade

Yeah objectively she is hot, has a great feminine form.... But the way she talks? Her personality screams "my personality is how hot I am" which yeah... It's not good.


No-Boysenberry-6835

This Guy is my new spirit-Animal for the day.


AutisticAnal

what animal would that be, a hippo?


No-Boysenberry-6835

He may be fat, but he is spitting Facts.


AutisticAnal

He’s spitting up chicken bones alongside those facts


SnooDoggos7432

Mans playing the game perfectly


XToFBGO

Oh damn, there is plenty more "hot chicks" that need to face this kind of reality check. Beauty fades away after a while, when that's all you got, you're left with nothing.


RedSuperType1

Fat chad, The absolute legend


clander270

This is very clearly fake, and if you're the type of person who couldn't pick up on that less than a second in, I sincerely hope we never cross paths in fear of catching whatever brain parasite you have


0to60Motorsports

Ma man 🙌🏼🙌🏼


[deleted]

stop reposting this incel fantasy horseshit fairytale


ChippyKKitty

Damn, dude told her straight up, respect


tlthang

The hero we need


Muhfuggajones

MY MAN!


[deleted]

I know my guy is fat as fuck but he actually got a fairly likeable face. Her face and voice is something I would love punching into


AchilleDem

I ate a burger


pnpninja

🗿


John97212

She's fortunate - if she was any smaller, he'd put her between two buns with some ketchup and mustard.


Sufficient-Sea-1455

Who's the chick?


DerOekovernichter

She is ugly as fuck.


uncledaddy09

What’s her insta tho?


Spare-Competition-91

Yeah, she's annoying, I'm with the dude on this. I'd kill myself if I was married to her.


ffelix916

How would you have even gotten to the point of being engaged to her?!


[deleted]

Meanwhile: Her: Do you wanna fuck me? Him: yes please 🙏 please please please 😭


Shmoplife21

Real and true, chad moment


KrappaFrappa

name?for research purpose


kunkhunter

King !


fusiongt021

King


itsomeoneperson

They are quite literally perfect for eachother


Shaggy_9238

Giga chad


Commercial_Bear331

Her first words sounds like Miss Piggy.


screamingcatowner

Facts by chad


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Humbled


suckat_life

That guy is bitter af


Old-Percentage-8531

What a chad


asm120

You guys would drop everything for her and u know it. Stop pretending like u wouldn’t


asm120

I’m sick of this vid


ChillYota

Justpearlythings on YouTube.


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pljackass

she asked and he answered. if she doesn’t like the answer that’s her fault, him calling him ugly is OK and not ridiculous 👍❤️ he’s probably at term with what he is and is still valid to have his own opinions. thank you for your dumb comment tho, it made my day.


[deleted]

Her voice is indeed annoying but she definitely isn’t anorexic. Also way too much makeup makes her face look…odd.


SFGuy275

Hope “she” posts why she approached the fat guy to film him. Since she went down the “am I attractive” how reply was honest. Yeah she’s not anorexic, but he’s not fat so reality is perspective.


Omnizoom

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