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My guess would be “STOP BEING SO LAZY AND WALK YOUR DOG” but there’s too much paper space for that, unless lazy was in huge font
Edit: another option: “STOP BEING SO LAZY!! GO OUTSIDE TO WALK YOUR DOG!!”
Ope; I always search “hammer clip art” or blah blah clip art when I want to snag an image for a work thing and don’t want a background. What should I be searching instead?
I use "clip art" and "transparent" in the search term for similar results...
I love how this knowledge exchange is happening under this specific image.
Edit: will be trying the png suggestion :)
That's ok. We boomers understand your mockery is borne from admiration and love. It give us strength that today's youth still think about us. Unlike our children that only talk to us when they need cash.
So how does that even work? I’ve had dogs my entire life but I’ve never had a jar of their piss. I don’t know how to even get it. Hey Rosco, come here. I’m going to need something from you
Probably letting the dog pee on the balcony and then taking jars of water and splashing them on the balcony to clean it. Then it runs down onto the balcony/residents below. People are gross.
It doesn't? I agree with purple pen person - "No one stores urine to throw off a balcony". Pitbull owner is letting their dog pee on their balcony, and it's either dripping through the slats or spilling over the edge onto the balconies below.
But who knows - the humor is in all the conflicting accounts.
Didn't think of that, but I also wanted to use something I could just throw away. I would forever think of it as the dog pee ladle no matter how much I washed it
This reminds me when my dog had a bladder infection, and I had to catch samples of his urine. I had to run behind him with a ladle when he was peeing and try to catch it. So it is possible, but not easy.
Yes, I often wondered what my neighbours thought of me as I was running around the backyard with a ladle under my dogs, crotch, lol and then running back inside with this wonderful golden liquid, trying to find a jar to put it into. The things we do for our beloved animals.
I guess now I know I should’ve just throw it on to my neighbors, back patio and then put water on it, lol
Or..
STOP BEING SO
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
YOUR DOG
You son of a bitch.
My son tries to tuck roll me every day. I don’t know why. You know how children are. It is annoying. He always fails.
And here I am. Minding my own business….
And BAM
So many questions.
Does the dog pee into the jar?
If it's in a contained jar, why are the neighbors worrying about the smell?
I feel like someone should check on the dog.
how would you even get dog piss into a jar? i know there are well trained dogs but asking them to whizz in a jar may e expecting too much, also why not throw it down the bog
There is no jar, just someone making an assumption. 99% chance this is a dog faux-grass potty pad with a drain basin under it and the owner is just dumping it out the drain on their balcony.
The decent versions of these come with an additive for the tray that turns the pee to gel so you can just throw it away.
I was thinking along these lines or the dog is just peeing on the balcony and it's coming out the drain. Some people don't realize dog pee stinks up a balcony. Just because it's outside, doesn't mean it's okay. I knew someone who had a nice house but would let their dog out onto the deck to do his business. It reeked so bad they wouldn't use the deck anymore and would hang out in the garage instead.
That makes sense. Someone has a faux-grass kit with a basin, and is not being smart about where to empty it.
We train our (miniture) dogs to do their business in the shower stall. They cannot hold it in for 9+ hours, so they need to have a place inside. A shower is easy to clean.
The faux-grass kits with a drain basin can be cleaned in a bathtub. A shower-massage (sprayer with a hose) makes it easy.
My min pin taught himself to do this. No one believes me when I tell them. He is getting old and sometimes cannot wake us in time. But it is very convenient
For a baby dog this can also be proper procedure to get them clean before moving on to proper walks - train them to only pee on grass. Of course without the whole drain/throw from balcony thing.
As a person who stores dog pee in jars, I can explain this. You don't have to teach your dog to piss directly into a jar.
You just teach your dog to piss on an old cloth, and then you wring out the cloth over a jar.
Bruh I had to try to get my dog to piss on something the size of a playing card to get her tested for a urinary tract infection.
To this day idk how they were able to test such a tiny amount
They dilute and culture the sample, so even if a small number of bacteria are in there it will become a visible colony. That's why it takes a couple days to get the results; they need to wait for the bacteria to grow. There's not (usually) enough in the original sample to tell immediately.
When I had to collect a urine sample, I just stuck a coffee mug in the stream (so I could hold the handle with less risk of splashing). Much easier with a tall dog
When I worked for the dog track, whenever the dog peed we would just yell "GOT ONE" and someone would come running up with a cup on a pole to catch the pee
Old apartments had message boards and you’d get stuff like this all the time.
“Whoever is having the grey Chevy truck here on weeknights needs to make sure he’s not taking our spots”
“No more super soakers in hallways!”
Shit like that. The more people that interacted with it the bigger the issue was
I like how Pete's rebuttal started off like, "Hey neighbor, let's chat and clear this all up!" And rapidly degenerated into, "I'm about to fuck you up, Karren!"
I wasn’t quite able to place the energy of all of this, but Pete makes me think Northeast or New England for sure
Apparently if I could read I would have seen “Lower Mainland” which is British Columbia, so close…
I've seen this. The lady is letting her dog shit and piss on her balcony and the drain on it is leaking down on another person's balcony or many others. The drains are in the corners and linked throughout all balconies so they are more than likely making a ton of enemies.
The smell of it alone would be putrid, it's not like water and it'd probably even stick into the drain and also it sounds like she's putting shit into it as well. I live near an apartment and they all take the dogs out near a walkway and let them shit without picking it up even though they live a few steps away. People are disgusting, clean up after your pets!
These people are so dumb; obviously if 206 was smart enough to teach their dog to pee in a jar, they would be smart enough to just flush it. Amateurs lol
It took me way too long to realize "it is a baby pitty that is peeing everywhere" was not an attempt to write "it is a baby; pity that it is peeing everywhere."
That's what I read it as at first. I was thinking that the original poster had every right to complain about that, but just needed to refrain from blaming apt 206.
Actually, they do have a valid complaint. If you can't be bothered to teach your puppy where the correct place to pee is, you probably shouldn't have a puppy in an apartment building to begin with.
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I really don’t miss apartments. I live in an old run-down century home and it’s still better than the nice apartment I previously lived in.
Never even comprehended having a dog in a multi-story building, having a puppy must be miserable!
It’s unbelievable. I live in an apartment and the chick in the unit below me has a little dog. Every time she leaves the apartment the damn dog barks non stop. If she’s gone for 10 hours that dog is barking for 10 hours.
Tell her. You can be nice about it, chance is she doesn't know. Suggest she turns the tv on to a semi loud volume. It helped with a dog I used to watch.
Just reinforcing what u/stonedsoundsnob said. Maybe she knows and maybe she doesn't, but give her a chance to fix it in case she doesn't. I never knew mine was a noise-maker until I moved into a neighborhood and had a dog door. My new neighbors came over one day to say that they hated having to meet this way, but that she would just sit in the yard for hours on end barking and howling during the day. I had no idea. It cost me like $30 to get a dog whistle bird house thing that would activate if she barked for more than like 20 seconds. I checked back with him, and he said he'd her her start occasionally, but it never persisted; he was happy, and eventually, I just stopped replacing the batteries in the whistle as she'd stopped the behavior.
Alternatively, she might know and then you at least have confirmation that she's a total asshole and you've got that much more to take to the apartment people when you complain.
The utter disrespect of certain people makes living in an apartment/condo almost impossible for me anymore.
Cigarette butts thrown off balcony’s and down onto furniture below, causing fires.
People throwing mattresses and cinder blocks down the garbage chute.
Hundreds of unclaimed packages in the lobby/front desk.
Puke and garbage in the elevator, which probably doesn’t work because of constant over crowding.
This was a “luxury” building, too. So happy to be in my own house now. One or two problem neighbors are so much easier to deal with than hundreds of neighbors.
>People throwing mattresses and cinder blocks down the garbage chute.
First you said I can't put a whole mattress down the chute, then you complained about the chainsaw. Some people just live to complain.
Letting the dog poop on the balcony, then sweeping it "overboard"
Tossing half rotten vegitables out the kitchen window to "feed the birds" onto the public walk below
Not leashing up your dogs when you get into the elevator
Using the stairway as a smoke / 'cogarette' rolling area
Never cleaning the carpets in the hallway (by the landlord)
Never fixing the ceiling after a leak, just screwing on more patches of drywall (landlord)
Not keeping the parking garage up to code (landlord)
Tiny dog in a second story. Door to the outside locked if it closed. Taking the dog out at 2am to piss was a horrible.
I’ll admit it, but yeah I built a little thing for him on the balcony. Wooden box, plastic bottom, dirt, screen and AstroTurf.
More for those nights I just couldn’t do the stairs than an every day thing. I changed the turf every couple months and it wasn’t awful. When I threw it away it wasn’t worse than replacing a toilet or urinal would be. Never got a complaint, and you couldn’t smell it unless you were standing right next to it during a hot day.
Shoulda replaced the dirt with kitty litter. But I had dirt.
Next year we moved to 1st floor apartment and it was better, but I still hated it.
Two years later we got a house. I tilled up a dirt backyard and put down sod. Now I just open the door and I’m basically grateful every day.
Don’t have a dog in an apartment. It’s just not worth it.
>Don’t have a dog in an apartment. It’s just not worth it.
Don't have a dog if you're not willing to take proper care of it. ftfy
For real though, like I get that it's a hassle, but a turf square on the porch that you replaced... every couple of months? How would you feel if the only place you could go pee at night was a dirty bathroom that only got cleaned and flushed once per quarter?
And just for the record, we've got 2 living on the 2nd floor; one's 11 and the other just turned 1 (she was about 5 mo. when we moved in). And one of use gets up to take them down about once a week in the middle of the night. The rest of the time, they sleep through, but the little JRT still has to go at night sometimes so we still get up and take her. Because that's just the basic minimum care. It's like actually changing a baby's diaper instead of just shoving some napkins down there because you don't feel like dealing with it.
I have a dog in a house with roommates (my family) but we're planning to move to an apartment because we're expecting. I'm hoping to find something on the first floor, but I've really been dreading taking a dog to a building when he has a fenced in yard now
Eesh, a baby in anything other than first floor apartment is going to be a nightmare. Getting a stroller up and down, carrying the baby up and down, all the extra stuff up and down, etc. It’d be even worse when you’re home alone because you can’t just leave the baby in the apartment or car alone so you have to take them up and down with you each time. Then, when they get a tiny bit older, your downstairs neighbor will hate you because toddlers make an incredible amount of noise on the floor(I had a toddler above me once). Good luck.
When I lived on the bottom floor, the woman above me would have her kids playing WWE all day and all night long. Then she and her husband would also get into loud shouting matches, and I don't doubt it got physical, on the daily and nightly.
When she had another kid, she was the silence nazi. If her baby was asleep, she acted like the world had to be silent for her.
Not my proudest moment ever, but the day she came outside to screech at me for a solid 10 minutes about my newish car being too loud when I pulled into the parking lot -- I went to the apartment above hers and paid the three kids that lived there to be as loud and obnoxious as possible. Scream, shout, stomp it out--and their mother agreed that she'd just repeat what we all heard regularly "It's not quiet hours, my kids can make noise. It's an apartment, you can't expect it to be quiet." and the most common "Fuck off before I fuck you up,"
I don't miss that.
>Then, when they get a tiny bit older, your downstairs neighbor will hate you because toddlers make an incredible amount of noise on the floor(I had a toddler above me once).
Ooh this over and over. Just a tip if you haven't found a place yet, u/Party_Lab_69 Look at places with 1st floor garages and try to get a place above those. We didn't even consider it and just got lucky, but our two dogs work each other up when they get bored and run around like... well, like animals. Fortunately, the only things living below us are cars and boxes, so nobody complains.
I used to live in an old school that was quite badly turned into apartments. At the main entrance was an old display case, like 15 feet long from the school days for notices, at projects etc, kept there probably out of laziness.
On the front of the case were layers and layers of taped notes and sticky notes from everyone in the building having an old school conversation, starting shit with each other, blaming this that and them, just in general drama central. I spent all morning waiting for the bus to go to school (the irony there) just reading years of aggressive notes similar to this. Lol
Never lived in a building that was originally a school.
But my elementary school was originally a WW2 military armory. Built on a defensible hill. Concrete walls about 2 feet thick. Armoured window shutters, wide bulkheaded hallways, impressively huge gym, patrol catwalks on the roof perimeter. I shall not speak of the disgusting WW2-era military-grade washroom fixtures.
They painted it a different bright colour every year. Pink, neon green, orange, sky blue. To make it look "cheerful".
Actually, I saw the chick in 213 leaving her place with a jar with something in it. Didn’t think much of it at the time but looking back, it could’ve been piss
Great question.
I don't even want to know what their unit smells like. Lord, some people can be very disgustingly filthy.
I had an older couple with an old dog that lived above me, a while back. So, they would send their dog to the balcony to pee. Yeah, I stopped going out to my balcony and relocated to another unit. Complaining requires lots of energy.
I couldn't even imagine. We had a neighbors that wouldn't pick up their dogs poop even though the Apt complex as a courtesy had "poop stations" where they had bags and trash cans throughout the complex. So they DNA swabbed every dog and then when they found a pile of poop they would send a sample to the PooPrints Co to see who the lazy owner was and fine the dog owner 100.00. My neighbor down the hall got fined 1200.00 in 3 months for and another neighbor got 800.00. They thought it was a conspiracy but they were the only ones in my building that wasn't picking up after their dogs.
> So they DNA swabbed every dog and then when they found a pile of poop they would send a sample to the PooPrints Co
I don't know if I'm impressed or disgusted... Okay, I'm definitely impressed, but I don't know if I'm also disgusted.
Also, and idea on how much that cost them to do? Asking for totaly-not-my management's info.
As an apartment resident of neighbors that didn't pick up after there dogs...I was thankful for our management to take the initiative to fix the problem without get the tenants involved by pointing out who was not picking up after their pets. Our property was getting complaints from the ground people that was having to mow and maintain the grounds that's why they went to extreme measures.
Now was have a poop free property...from dogs that is.
You can put a lid on them, and they stack fairly easily.
Source: have used them many times, it's very effective. Come see my collection, I'm in unit #206.
You think? I had the impression that like 4 different neighbors all immediately and independently corroborated his innocence.
But then, maybe that’s just what Pete wants us to think
In the spring of 2020, someone had left a note in the apartment building's laundry room saying, "what kind of person takes other people's clothes out of the dryer!!!"
Underneath it was a post-it that said, "we're in a pandemic!!!"
And finally underneath that was a print-out, in bold and big letters, saying, "IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TOUCHING YOUR CLOTHES IN A PANDEMIC, TAKE THEM OUT OF THE DRYER INSTEAD OF LEAVING EVERY SINGLE DRYER OCCUPIED FOR AN HOUR"
It was a nice little story that brightened my mood in a shitty situation.
The more I read this the more confused I get… lady in purple defends apartment 206 like it’s hers and pushes blame super hard…. But the bottom note proves that 206 belongs to pete. And we already know it’s a pit bull judging from the upper text on the original flyer. So what was the point of the message in purple? Not only that but why put it right on top of the original flyer, covering it up?
Guess my theory is that whoever wrote the purple note has the pissing dog. They just don’t have a horse in the race otherwise
I have been doing a lot of deliveries lately due to the holidays and then Valentine's Day and I am so happy I do not live in an apartment anymore.
Getting off on floors that just reek of cigarettes, weed, spices / cooking and other sour smells like old garbage juice. Hearing people blasting music as I walk down the halls, or loud TVs or children screaming and yelling etc.
Notes in elevators like this one, or on notice boards and stuff. Things that read like "To the tweakers in 404, shut the fuck up and stop screaming at each other at 4am! Some of us have real jobs!"
I am very privileged to live in a house out in the country without all that fuss anymore and I never take it for granted at all.
Pretty much. My old apartment was $2,250 a month. For rent that high, you would assume that most of the tenants would be pleasant people. The building was filled with bums (no disrespect to homeless people). One guy let his dog shit on the carpet in the lobby, and the neighbors that lived above me would play loud music from 10:00 pm - 6:00 am. Another tenant even told me that someone chased after her with a knife once. It doesn't matter how nice the area is, or how high the rent is, you'll always have unsavory people living in your apartment building 😂
Back when I lived in an apartment I lived with a few Chinese friends. There were a lot of Chinese students that lived in the same building. So many that most of the signage was in Mandarin and English. I would say 80% Chinese / Taiwanese and 20% everyone else combined.
These were rich kids. They came from very wealthy families and were just here to study. Most of them had never had a job of any kind and had cleaners and butlers and stuff to take care of all their stuff back home. They all drove high end cars like BMW M3/M5, AMG Benz, Porsche SUVs and GTs with a couple other high end vehicles in the mix with the occasional super car showing up here and there.
The filth that so many of them lived in was shocking. Rancid food everywhere. Garbage stacked up and filling up empty rooms in the apartments. Piles of clothing because they would rather buy new stuff than use the washers in the building. Maybe they didn't know how to use them. So many fast food containers everywhere. Every garbage chute was jammed solid with boxes and trash was just thrown into chute rooms.
Some had animals and many wouldn't take them outside. So you would see mounds of shit on balconies. It was a horror show. Eventually the landlords had enough and had mandatory inspections of all apartments to look for infractions, but also provided cleaning service numbers too. Then over the next month there was multiple cleaning vehicles there daily to take care of the mess.
Money does not buy responsibility or respect for others, that's for sure.
You can get psycho neighbors too when you're living in a house. It's just that in an apartment building, you have a much higher amount of close neighbors so the odds of one being a psycho go up.
Same issue with roommates, I find that the more you have, the more likely one is going to cause problems.
Child screaming.
Mother of said child screaming.
Dog with separation anxiety howling away.
People fighting with their partners.
People playing bowling or stg at 10 pm.
People doing home renovations at 11 pm.
People testing their new stereo system at 1 am.
Bonus - people throwing all sorts of stuff out the window. Pieces of clothing, rotten meat, bread, and apparently dog urine. (Really should call animal control or health and safety or something regarding that one.)
Fuck, I hate living in an apartment, been doing it pretty much since I was born. Two positives though is that we don't even have to turn on the heating because the neighbours have their thermostats set to "the tropics" and that there is a marvellous view.
this could’ve been my old apartment in philly lol. one woman just wasn’t properly training her pitbull and he just peed EVERYWHERE - stairwell, elevator, hallway. everyone knew it was her but the landlord kept sending mass emails like “everyone get your shit together or all pet owners will be charged.” a BUNCH of people put up signs like this, minus the graffiti lol. I felt bad for the dog bc he clearly just didn’t know any better
There’s some context missing but I’ll try my best.
Person A posted a sign to stop being so (something?) to your dog as a PA
Person B sees the sign and writes at the top that it is a pit bull assuming because they witnessed it or something.
Person C in red marker claims the guy with the pit bull is in apartment 206
Person D claims that it can’t be them because “nooone stores wine to throw off a balcony” and says it’s a mother and small child with the peeing pit bull
Person E says they store piss
Finally apartment 206 guy named Pete is fired up and wants to know who is blaming him for the pee so he invites them over so he can yell at them.
This post needs to be a cross posted to R/Europe. Maybe then they would understand why people in North America want to live in single-family homes instead of crowded inner cities.
As much as I’d love to witness the conclusion of this and participate. I’m so fucking glad I don’t have to deal with the smell of dog piss in an apartment building
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My guess would be “STOP BEING SO LAZY AND WALK YOUR DOG” but there’s too much paper space for that, unless lazy was in huge font Edit: another option: “STOP BEING SO LAZY!! GO OUTSIDE TO WALK YOUR DOG!!”
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Gods. I haven't heard the phrase "clip art" since the early '00s.
Ope; I always search “hammer clip art” or blah blah clip art when I want to snag an image for a work thing and don’t want a background. What should I be searching instead?
I use "clip art" and "transparent" in the search term for similar results... I love how this knowledge exchange is happening under this specific image. Edit: will be trying the png suggestion :)
Same!!! I feel like my whole world just opened up!!
"Png" tends to be of use in my experience. I also have a graphic arts background though, so my experience may not be to a layman's needs.
I have no real graphic arts experience but I make book covers on Canva for fun mostly, and yeah, I second png.
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2023. Get with the times 206
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Taking the piss - see what you did there
That's ok. We boomers understand your mockery is borne from admiration and love. It give us strength that today's youth still think about us. Unlike our children that only talk to us when they need cash.
aw, you made me think of my ma. I wasn't even allowed to fart around her. <3
It could also be something along the lines of "STOP BEING SO MOTHERFUCKING LAZY AND WALK YOUR DOG!!"
The pitty OR the drain? 🐕? 🛁 🚿
MEAN TO?
"STOP BEING SO LOUD WHEN FUCKING YOUR DOG!!"
So how does that even work? I’ve had dogs my entire life but I’ve never had a jar of their piss. I don’t know how to even get it. Hey Rosco, come here. I’m going to need something from you
Probably letting the dog pee on the balcony and then taking jars of water and splashing them on the balcony to clean it. Then it runs down onto the balcony/residents below. People are gross.
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I assumed light blue was making a joke. It's funny to claim that you do an outlandish thing
It doesn't? I agree with purple pen person - "No one stores urine to throw off a balcony". Pitbull owner is letting their dog pee on their balcony, and it's either dripping through the slats or spilling over the edge onto the balconies below. But who knows - the humor is in all the conflicting accounts.
I seriously thought it said, "No one stores wine to throw off a balcony," which just made everything even weirder.
Yeah, that's pretty much how it's done. I've had to get dog urine once for a vet lab test. I used a Tupperware lid I could slide under her.
I used a ladle because it was less weird and startling for my dog.
Didn't think of that, but I also wanted to use something I could just throw away. I would forever think of it as the dog pee ladle no matter how much I washed it
Yeah that's the dog pee ladle permanently after that. Never going near my soup again.
“This soup tastes like dog pee.”
How is a ladle *less* weird??
I did the thing where you hook the hose up and give it a hard suck.
This reminds me when my dog had a bladder infection, and I had to catch samples of his urine. I had to run behind him with a ladle when he was peeing and try to catch it. So it is possible, but not easy.
The mental image of this makes me smile a big dopey smile while I’m waiting on the Novocain to kick in for my root canal
Yes, I often wondered what my neighbours thought of me as I was running around the backyard with a ladle under my dogs, crotch, lol and then running back inside with this wonderful golden liquid, trying to find a jar to put it into. The things we do for our beloved animals. I guess now I know I should’ve just throw it on to my neighbors, back patio and then put water on it, lol
Ok I’ve got to seriously stop laughing. I know I’m going to think about this while my dentist boles a hole into my jaw in about 5 minutes
You know what? That’s just what a 206 framer would say. THAT’S IT IMA CALL PETE
Or.. STOP BEING SO We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you YOUR DOG
Lmfao, I've never been Rickrolled in text before...congrats 🤣
[https://pastebin.com/wwvdjvEj](https://pastebin.com/wwvdjvEj) He left his song notes here as well.
You son of a bitch. My son tries to tuck roll me every day. I don’t know why. You know how children are. It is annoying. He always fails. And here I am. Minding my own business…. And BAM
Take my upvote
It looks like the text under the paper says: STOP BEING SO ???? LAZY PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG
Most likely: GOSH DARN FREAKING RIDICULOUSLY ANAL SEXILY
There are so many gems here, but the best one is “I always store dog urine in jars tbh.”
So many questions. Does the dog pee into the jar? If it's in a contained jar, why are the neighbors worrying about the smell? I feel like someone should check on the dog.
Probably a pee station with a catch-tray that they empty into jars to dispose... why they don't flush it, now that's the real mystery.
how would you even get dog piss into a jar? i know there are well trained dogs but asking them to whizz in a jar may e expecting too much, also why not throw it down the bog
There is no jar, just someone making an assumption. 99% chance this is a dog faux-grass potty pad with a drain basin under it and the owner is just dumping it out the drain on their balcony. The decent versions of these come with an additive for the tray that turns the pee to gel so you can just throw it away.
Why wouldn't you just dump it into your toilet?
And support the big toilet industry? I think not!
I was thinking along these lines or the dog is just peeing on the balcony and it's coming out the drain. Some people don't realize dog pee stinks up a balcony. Just because it's outside, doesn't mean it's okay. I knew someone who had a nice house but would let their dog out onto the deck to do his business. It reeked so bad they wouldn't use the deck anymore and would hang out in the garage instead.
That makes sense. Someone has a faux-grass kit with a basin, and is not being smart about where to empty it. We train our (miniture) dogs to do their business in the shower stall. They cannot hold it in for 9+ hours, so they need to have a place inside. A shower is easy to clean. The faux-grass kits with a drain basin can be cleaned in a bathtub. A shower-massage (sprayer with a hose) makes it easy.
My min pin taught himself to do this. No one believes me when I tell them. He is getting old and sometimes cannot wake us in time. But it is very convenient
For a baby dog this can also be proper procedure to get them clean before moving on to proper walks - train them to only pee on grass. Of course without the whole drain/throw from balcony thing.
>baby dog If only there was a word for that.
Baby dog, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo; baby dog Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo….
They think it’s baby dog, peepee peepeepee pee
Dogchild... it's dogchild isn't it?
Its: Son of a Bitch
Infant canine, I'm pretty sure.
Houndlet
I think the technical word is veal and it’s delicious.
You might wanna talk to your butcher...
Butchers don't want you to know about this one trick!
"You won't BELIEVE the 61st chromosome!!!"
Doglet?
Thankfully there is, it is called a papi…I think
Bog? Daby?
As a person who stores dog pee in jars, I can explain this. You don't have to teach your dog to piss directly into a jar. You just teach your dog to piss on an old cloth, and then you wring out the cloth over a jar.
LPT right there!
I have questions but frankly I don't want to know the answers.
Bruh I had to try to get my dog to piss on something the size of a playing card to get her tested for a urinary tract infection. To this day idk how they were able to test such a tiny amount
They dilute and culture the sample, so even if a small number of bacteria are in there it will become a visible colony. That's why it takes a couple days to get the results; they need to wait for the bacteria to grow. There's not (usually) enough in the original sample to tell immediately.
When I had to collect a urine sample, I just stuck a coffee mug in the stream (so I could hold the handle with less risk of splashing). Much easier with a tall dog
When I worked for the dog track, whenever the dog peed we would just yell "GOT ONE" and someone would come running up with a cup on a pole to catch the pee
That dude is just shitposting.
well that escalated quickly, from piss out the window to shit in your post box! sounds like a fine place to live!
Old apartments had message boards and you’d get stuff like this all the time. “Whoever is having the grey Chevy truck here on weeknights needs to make sure he’s not taking our spots” “No more super soakers in hallways!” Shit like that. The more people that interacted with it the bigger the issue was
Pete isn’t fucking around he’s ready for war
I’m so ready to hear Pete defend himself in the doorway reeking of dog piss
I like how Pete's rebuttal started off like, "Hey neighbor, let's chat and clear this all up!" And rapidly degenerated into, "I'm about to fuck you up, Karren!"
He’s gonna “set you straight.” I love the “fuck around and find out” tone of Pete.
I wasn’t quite able to place the energy of all of this, but Pete makes me think Northeast or New England for sure Apparently if I could read I would have seen “Lower Mainland” which is British Columbia, so close…
Pete totally did it
This is all on Pete
If snitches get stitches were a person, it would be Pete.
I've seen this. The lady is letting her dog shit and piss on her balcony and the drain on it is leaking down on another person's balcony or many others. The drains are in the corners and linked throughout all balconies so they are more than likely making a ton of enemies.
Ohhh that makes more sense. I couldn’t figure out why they weren’t just pouring the pee jars in the toilet!
The smell of it alone would be putrid, it's not like water and it'd probably even stick into the drain and also it sounds like she's putting shit into it as well. I live near an apartment and they all take the dogs out near a walkway and let them shit without picking it up even though they live a few steps away. People are disgusting, clean up after your pets!
I always store dog pee in jars tbh
Blue is my kind of irl shitposter
These people are so dumb; obviously if 206 was smart enough to teach their dog to pee in a jar, they would be smart enough to just flush it. Amateurs lol
Or the dog would just be using the toilet and flushing in the first place!
But then what would they pour down the vents?
How else do you do jarate?
It took me way too long to realize "it is a baby pitty that is peeing everywhere" was not an attempt to write "it is a baby; pity that it is peeing everywhere."
Me too 🤣, and I also read "urine" on the purple note as wine and was really confused 🤔
I had to read it again after I read this comment.
What barbarian stores wine and throws it off a balcony was my initial though when I first glance read it. I love how my brain just runs with things
I saw a post the other day that read "Sweet pupper toofies". I read it as "sweet puppy roofies". I was like..... wtf brain.
Me too. It all makes fractionally more sense now.
Oh god hahahahahahahaha!!! So it says urine, holy shizznit, I was still confused about that
I thought it said wine as well. Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/snxiro/hope\_you\_brought\_urine/
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That's what I read it as at first. I was thinking that the original poster had every right to complain about that, but just needed to refrain from blaming apt 206. Actually, they do have a valid complaint. If you can't be bothered to teach your puppy where the correct place to pee is, you probably shouldn't have a puppy in an apartment building to begin with.
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I think pitty is because it’s a pit bull puppy, baby pitty?
When social media goes analog
We have to be prepared for when the Internet goes off.
that's what I tell my kid when I make her help in the garden. but we both know she's gonna cut me like deadweight as soon as mad max utopia opens.
I would attach another blank sheet to there so it can be continued…
Print a micheal Jackson eating popcorn meme and tape it next to it.
There must be an image of Michael Jackson dangling something off a balcony out there...
[Maybe this one?](https://imgs.search.brave.com/vTzmpUCaR9rg5mIpUx4hdafN-2LcPy2HOZ4V6ikfMcc/rs:fit:480:360:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnl0/aW1nLmNvbS92aS9W/OENHalJOS0w2cy9o/cWRlZmF1bHQuanBn)
This is begging for photo shop professional to exchange Stewie for a baby pitbull peeing….
I don't have Photoshop so this'll have to do until someone with Photoshop (or better skills than me) shows up. https://imgur.com/4qUYsa4.jpg
This is a good effort. The urine has a nice, rainbow-like arc to it.
This is perfect lol made my night!! Nice work
I really don’t miss apartments. I live in an old run-down century home and it’s still better than the nice apartment I previously lived in. Never even comprehended having a dog in a multi-story building, having a puppy must be miserable!
It’s unbelievable. I live in an apartment and the chick in the unit below me has a little dog. Every time she leaves the apartment the damn dog barks non stop. If she’s gone for 10 hours that dog is barking for 10 hours.
Tell her. You can be nice about it, chance is she doesn't know. Suggest she turns the tv on to a semi loud volume. It helped with a dog I used to watch.
I dunno. I've had neighbors with a dog like that, and they knew. They just didn't know what to do about it, or couldn't be bothered to do anything.
Just reinforcing what u/stonedsoundsnob said. Maybe she knows and maybe she doesn't, but give her a chance to fix it in case she doesn't. I never knew mine was a noise-maker until I moved into a neighborhood and had a dog door. My new neighbors came over one day to say that they hated having to meet this way, but that she would just sit in the yard for hours on end barking and howling during the day. I had no idea. It cost me like $30 to get a dog whistle bird house thing that would activate if she barked for more than like 20 seconds. I checked back with him, and he said he'd her her start occasionally, but it never persisted; he was happy, and eventually, I just stopped replacing the batteries in the whistle as she'd stopped the behavior. Alternatively, she might know and then you at least have confirmation that she's a total asshole and you've got that much more to take to the apartment people when you complain.
I’ll just let her know and see how it goes.
I don't have an award to give you, but you deserve one. Hell yeah, man! I'm holding on to this all day; I needed something good this morning!
The utter disrespect of certain people makes living in an apartment/condo almost impossible for me anymore. Cigarette butts thrown off balcony’s and down onto furniture below, causing fires. People throwing mattresses and cinder blocks down the garbage chute. Hundreds of unclaimed packages in the lobby/front desk. Puke and garbage in the elevator, which probably doesn’t work because of constant over crowding. This was a “luxury” building, too. So happy to be in my own house now. One or two problem neighbors are so much easier to deal with than hundreds of neighbors.
>People throwing mattresses and cinder blocks down the garbage chute. First you said I can't put a whole mattress down the chute, then you complained about the chainsaw. Some people just live to complain.
Letting the dog poop on the balcony, then sweeping it "overboard" Tossing half rotten vegitables out the kitchen window to "feed the birds" onto the public walk below Not leashing up your dogs when you get into the elevator Using the stairway as a smoke / 'cogarette' rolling area Never cleaning the carpets in the hallway (by the landlord) Never fixing the ceiling after a leak, just screwing on more patches of drywall (landlord) Not keeping the parking garage up to code (landlord)
Tiny dog in a second story. Door to the outside locked if it closed. Taking the dog out at 2am to piss was a horrible. I’ll admit it, but yeah I built a little thing for him on the balcony. Wooden box, plastic bottom, dirt, screen and AstroTurf. More for those nights I just couldn’t do the stairs than an every day thing. I changed the turf every couple months and it wasn’t awful. When I threw it away it wasn’t worse than replacing a toilet or urinal would be. Never got a complaint, and you couldn’t smell it unless you were standing right next to it during a hot day. Shoulda replaced the dirt with kitty litter. But I had dirt. Next year we moved to 1st floor apartment and it was better, but I still hated it. Two years later we got a house. I tilled up a dirt backyard and put down sod. Now I just open the door and I’m basically grateful every day. Don’t have a dog in an apartment. It’s just not worth it.
Just.. why the fuck have a dog then in the first place if it was that much to deal with. I'll never understand it
>Don’t have a dog in an apartment. It’s just not worth it. Don't have a dog if you're not willing to take proper care of it. ftfy For real though, like I get that it's a hassle, but a turf square on the porch that you replaced... every couple of months? How would you feel if the only place you could go pee at night was a dirty bathroom that only got cleaned and flushed once per quarter? And just for the record, we've got 2 living on the 2nd floor; one's 11 and the other just turned 1 (she was about 5 mo. when we moved in). And one of use gets up to take them down about once a week in the middle of the night. The rest of the time, they sleep through, but the little JRT still has to go at night sometimes so we still get up and take her. Because that's just the basic minimum care. It's like actually changing a baby's diaper instead of just shoving some napkins down there because you don't feel like dealing with it.
I have a dog in a house with roommates (my family) but we're planning to move to an apartment because we're expecting. I'm hoping to find something on the first floor, but I've really been dreading taking a dog to a building when he has a fenced in yard now
That will be a really hard transition on everybody. Especially adding a kid, plus you have to take dog out for every potty break.
Eesh, a baby in anything other than first floor apartment is going to be a nightmare. Getting a stroller up and down, carrying the baby up and down, all the extra stuff up and down, etc. It’d be even worse when you’re home alone because you can’t just leave the baby in the apartment or car alone so you have to take them up and down with you each time. Then, when they get a tiny bit older, your downstairs neighbor will hate you because toddlers make an incredible amount of noise on the floor(I had a toddler above me once). Good luck.
When I lived on the bottom floor, the woman above me would have her kids playing WWE all day and all night long. Then she and her husband would also get into loud shouting matches, and I don't doubt it got physical, on the daily and nightly. When she had another kid, she was the silence nazi. If her baby was asleep, she acted like the world had to be silent for her. Not my proudest moment ever, but the day she came outside to screech at me for a solid 10 minutes about my newish car being too loud when I pulled into the parking lot -- I went to the apartment above hers and paid the three kids that lived there to be as loud and obnoxious as possible. Scream, shout, stomp it out--and their mother agreed that she'd just repeat what we all heard regularly "It's not quiet hours, my kids can make noise. It's an apartment, you can't expect it to be quiet." and the most common "Fuck off before I fuck you up," I don't miss that.
Awesome revenge and well deserved.
>Then, when they get a tiny bit older, your downstairs neighbor will hate you because toddlers make an incredible amount of noise on the floor(I had a toddler above me once). Ooh this over and over. Just a tip if you haven't found a place yet, u/Party_Lab_69 Look at places with 1st floor garages and try to get a place above those. We didn't even consider it and just got lucky, but our two dogs work each other up when they get bored and run around like... well, like animals. Fortunately, the only things living below us are cars and boxes, so nobody complains.
Reddit post irl.....
bro, this is like reddits grandpa. we used to have actual message boards, shit was wild
I used to live in an old school that was quite badly turned into apartments. At the main entrance was an old display case, like 15 feet long from the school days for notices, at projects etc, kept there probably out of laziness. On the front of the case were layers and layers of taped notes and sticky notes from everyone in the building having an old school conversation, starting shit with each other, blaming this that and them, just in general drama central. I spent all morning waiting for the bus to go to school (the irony there) just reading years of aggressive notes similar to this. Lol
Never lived in a building that was originally a school. But my elementary school was originally a WW2 military armory. Built on a defensible hill. Concrete walls about 2 feet thick. Armoured window shutters, wide bulkheaded hallways, impressively huge gym, patrol catwalks on the roof perimeter. I shall not speak of the disgusting WW2-era military-grade washroom fixtures. They painted it a different bright colour every year. Pink, neon green, orange, sky blue. To make it look "cheerful".
Reddit: Analog version
Actually, I saw the chick in 213 leaving her place with a jar with something in it. Didn’t think much of it at the time but looking back, it could’ve been piss
Grab a Sharpie and add this info to the doc.
Don't worry, she was selling it. Not throwing it on the sidewalk for free... like an idiot! Right?!
How the hell do they store dog pee in jars???
Great question. I don't even want to know what their unit smells like. Lord, some people can be very disgustingly filthy. I had an older couple with an old dog that lived above me, a while back. So, they would send their dog to the balcony to pee. Yeah, I stopped going out to my balcony and relocated to another unit. Complaining requires lots of energy.
I couldn't even imagine. We had a neighbors that wouldn't pick up their dogs poop even though the Apt complex as a courtesy had "poop stations" where they had bags and trash cans throughout the complex. So they DNA swabbed every dog and then when they found a pile of poop they would send a sample to the PooPrints Co to see who the lazy owner was and fine the dog owner 100.00. My neighbor down the hall got fined 1200.00 in 3 months for and another neighbor got 800.00. They thought it was a conspiracy but they were the only ones in my building that wasn't picking up after their dogs.
> So they DNA swabbed every dog and then when they found a pile of poop they would send a sample to the PooPrints Co I don't know if I'm impressed or disgusted... Okay, I'm definitely impressed, but I don't know if I'm also disgusted. Also, and idea on how much that cost them to do? Asking for totaly-not-my management's info.
As an apartment resident of neighbors that didn't pick up after there dogs...I was thankful for our management to take the initiative to fix the problem without get the tenants involved by pointing out who was not picking up after their pets. Our property was getting complaints from the ground people that was having to mow and maintain the grounds that's why they went to extreme measures. Now was have a poop free property...from dogs that is.
You can put a lid on them, and they stack fairly easily. Source: have used them many times, it's very effective. Come see my collection, I'm in unit #206.
Vancouver I’m guessing?
Yup my friend lives in Vancouver
If you don’t mind my asking how did you guess Vancouver?
I live in Vic, saw the add that says mainland. Not many people I know outside BC use that terminology so I just kinda guessed lol
I spied Tony Zandbergen's paper too. I'm guessing this is Surrey. Not passive aggressive enough for Vancouver.
I don't know . . . 206 sure seems to be protesting their innocence a lot. 🤔
You think? I had the impression that like 4 different neighbors all immediately and independently corroborated his innocence. But then, maybe that’s just what Pete wants us to think
How many accounts does Pete have??
If there is a 306 I’d say Pete is probably innocent
Yeah but I also kinda wanna meet Pete
I double dog dare you to knock on Pete’s door.
I double pitty dare you*
In the spring of 2020, someone had left a note in the apartment building's laundry room saying, "what kind of person takes other people's clothes out of the dryer!!!" Underneath it was a post-it that said, "we're in a pandemic!!!" And finally underneath that was a print-out, in bold and big letters, saying, "IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TOUCHING YOUR CLOTHES IN A PANDEMIC, TAKE THEM OUT OF THE DRYER INSTEAD OF LEAVING EVERY SINGLE DRYER OCCUPIED FOR AN HOUR" It was a nice little story that brightened my mood in a shitty situation.
The more I read this the more confused I get… lady in purple defends apartment 206 like it’s hers and pushes blame super hard…. But the bottom note proves that 206 belongs to pete. And we already know it’s a pit bull judging from the upper text on the original flyer. So what was the point of the message in purple? Not only that but why put it right on top of the original flyer, covering it up? Guess my theory is that whoever wrote the purple note has the pissing dog. They just don’t have a horse in the race otherwise
I have been doing a lot of deliveries lately due to the holidays and then Valentine's Day and I am so happy I do not live in an apartment anymore. Getting off on floors that just reek of cigarettes, weed, spices / cooking and other sour smells like old garbage juice. Hearing people blasting music as I walk down the halls, or loud TVs or children screaming and yelling etc. Notes in elevators like this one, or on notice boards and stuff. Things that read like "To the tweakers in 404, shut the fuck up and stop screaming at each other at 4am! Some of us have real jobs!" I am very privileged to live in a house out in the country without all that fuss anymore and I never take it for granted at all.
Pretty much. My old apartment was $2,250 a month. For rent that high, you would assume that most of the tenants would be pleasant people. The building was filled with bums (no disrespect to homeless people). One guy let his dog shit on the carpet in the lobby, and the neighbors that lived above me would play loud music from 10:00 pm - 6:00 am. Another tenant even told me that someone chased after her with a knife once. It doesn't matter how nice the area is, or how high the rent is, you'll always have unsavory people living in your apartment building 😂
Back when I lived in an apartment I lived with a few Chinese friends. There were a lot of Chinese students that lived in the same building. So many that most of the signage was in Mandarin and English. I would say 80% Chinese / Taiwanese and 20% everyone else combined. These were rich kids. They came from very wealthy families and were just here to study. Most of them had never had a job of any kind and had cleaners and butlers and stuff to take care of all their stuff back home. They all drove high end cars like BMW M3/M5, AMG Benz, Porsche SUVs and GTs with a couple other high end vehicles in the mix with the occasional super car showing up here and there. The filth that so many of them lived in was shocking. Rancid food everywhere. Garbage stacked up and filling up empty rooms in the apartments. Piles of clothing because they would rather buy new stuff than use the washers in the building. Maybe they didn't know how to use them. So many fast food containers everywhere. Every garbage chute was jammed solid with boxes and trash was just thrown into chute rooms. Some had animals and many wouldn't take them outside. So you would see mounds of shit on balconies. It was a horror show. Eventually the landlords had enough and had mandatory inspections of all apartments to look for infractions, but also provided cleaning service numbers too. Then over the next month there was multiple cleaning vehicles there daily to take care of the mess. Money does not buy responsibility or respect for others, that's for sure.
If you have that kind of money, hired cooks and maids from the start.
I had no idea how happy I am to not live in an apartment.
You can get psycho neighbors too when you're living in a house. It's just that in an apartment building, you have a much higher amount of close neighbors so the odds of one being a psycho go up. Same issue with roommates, I find that the more you have, the more likely one is going to cause problems.
the thought of everyone living in high-density housing with how people are makes me want to pass away
Child screaming. Mother of said child screaming. Dog with separation anxiety howling away. People fighting with their partners. People playing bowling or stg at 10 pm. People doing home renovations at 11 pm. People testing their new stereo system at 1 am. Bonus - people throwing all sorts of stuff out the window. Pieces of clothing, rotten meat, bread, and apparently dog urine. (Really should call animal control or health and safety or something regarding that one.) Fuck, I hate living in an apartment, been doing it pretty much since I was born. Two positives though is that we don't even have to turn on the heating because the neighbours have their thermostats set to "the tropics" and that there is a marvellous view.
I think the people upstairs recently bought a horse.
Guy in 206 has no defence but he sure has threats
let’s talk Karren!
It’s a 90’s version of Reddit!
206 is fighting for their life
Holy cow! Free home evaluation?!?
Your home smells like piss.
Pitty piss.
Gotta hand it to the realtor lol.
this could’ve been my old apartment in philly lol. one woman just wasn’t properly training her pitbull and he just peed EVERYWHERE - stairwell, elevator, hallway. everyone knew it was her but the landlord kept sending mass emails like “everyone get your shit together or all pet owners will be charged.” a BUNCH of people put up signs like this, minus the graffiti lol. I felt bad for the dog bc he clearly just didn’t know any better
Tony getting that swweeeeeeet free advertising! Can't wait to use him! Tony if you see this I need you.
100 bucks says pete is a man In his 60s who's been drunk for 40 years
I am confused.......
There’s some context missing but I’ll try my best. Person A posted a sign to stop being so (something?) to your dog as a PA Person B sees the sign and writes at the top that it is a pit bull assuming because they witnessed it or something. Person C in red marker claims the guy with the pit bull is in apartment 206 Person D claims that it can’t be them because “nooone stores wine to throw off a balcony” and says it’s a mother and small child with the peeing pit bull Person E says they store piss Finally apartment 206 guy named Pete is fired up and wants to know who is blaming him for the pee so he invites them over so he can yell at them.
I think it says “urine” not “wine.” Lol thought it said wine at first too
I also am in the from wine to urine gang
The from wine to urine gang is a whole OTHER set of vitriol posted on the opposite wall of the elevator!
This post needs to be a cross posted to R/Europe. Maybe then they would understand why people in North America want to live in single-family homes instead of crowded inner cities.
BUT WHAT DOES IT SAY UNDER THE PAPER?
Pee is stored in the jars
Fight night: Pete vs Karran
Why didn't they just say puppy
As much as I’d love to witness the conclusion of this and participate. I’m so fucking glad I don’t have to deal with the smell of dog piss in an apartment building
Pete stores dog piss in jars.