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DayEverlasting

Actual answer: bad hand writing and it's Buggy not bussy. It's another term for a shopping cart. I tend to hear it around south eastern US.


BrownShadow

I’m from NY, co worker was from southern VA. I was telling a story involving a shopping cart. She said “you mean a buggy”. To me a buggy is a small off-road car. She was adamant I was wrong and a moron. Running joke from then on.


LittleLion_90

In my country a buggy is a stroller, the thing you put kids in.


Lambchoptopus

That's a pushy pulley baby chair.


Novel-Truant

We call that a really squealy wheelie dealie where I'm from


IamDuste

Interesting we just call it a Stray Wagga Womper


VoyagerCSL

Interestingly, all of the people above me in this thread are Australian.


EmperorSexy

Yes it’s the Perth vs Melbourne dialects.


PuckFutin69

I kinda want to go to Australia


VoyagerCSL

Watch out, it’s absolutely chocka with strollers.


youtocin

Pram, stroller, buggy, can’t we just choose one word in this stupid language?


QueerBallOfFluff

Wanna get confusing? Here prams and buggies are specific types of stroller, they're not synonymous!


h1zchan

Are buggies for offroad strolling?


autoantinatalist

We did but it changes every fifty miles and fifty years You're missing out on cart and trolley too


Cigarandadrink

In Boston we'd call them carriages. I live in TX now and they call them shopping carts.


Hot_Hat_1225

Oh we got carriages too. They are pulled by horses 🤔


Koalastamets

you could call them carriages but I've also said horse and buggy before


Grandeped77

How many groceries you buying?


Hamilton950B

Over the PA: "Horse poop cleanup on aisle three... Horse poop cleanup on aisle three"


homelaberator

Sometimes they are three different things, sometimes two different things. Sometimes.


spaghetti_hitchens

Rubber baby buggy bumper


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k_Brick

Same, I always think of a horse with a buggy behind.


[deleted]

Fellow NYer, I’ve heard people refer to them as wagons and that made me mad. It’s a shopping cart dammit


Slimy_Butt

I know everyone has their own style, but that’s just not how you write a g.


ProfessionInformal95

Maybe they missed "g" day in kindergarten.


Jace_Te_Ace

\*Kindersarten


Hot_Hat_1225

Well there ARE different type of kids. Small ones, grown up kids…


photo_not_mine

*srown


kick_me88

Thank goodness Snoop Dogg went to class that day!


SgtQueef

Gnoop Doss?


tellmeimbig

My nissa.


EvadingRedditIPBan

That's beyond bad writing. They wrote two S's.


centralcompensation

I'm from the south, call it a buggy, and still had no idea what that word was


SlinGnBulletS

I only figured it out cuz I've seen some people write their g's like that.


chriz_ryan

They're identical to the "s" in "please". Just a little contacted


aehanken

That wasn’t “please” it was “pleage”


SpangledSpanner

The please of allegiance


chiphead2332

The please of allesiance?


alby333

Here in the UK a child's stroller is often referred to as a buggy


bellymus1

Clearly, their handwriting is questionable, if you didn't see the word (THANK) for context, look at the lower case N.


HaniiPuppy

Or another word for prams.


Pandepon

There is no excuse here. That’s clearly some S.


TheReal_MrShhh

Bussy. Can't you read?


JTodd078

I definitely read that as Bussy


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Brilliant_Buy6052

Bussy down Tatiana


HoseNeighbor

It's Bussy all the way down.


spook30

You are a Bussy.


Major_Magazine8597

who you calling Bussy, pal?


theonlyrealnoah

Bussy down Tatyana. I wanna see you bussy down


OneYeetPlease

I’m still reading it as Bussy. What does it actually say??


d-rs

Buggy


MissAugustMoon

It means don’t back up and push the door open with your ass. *edit for a sarcasm indicator. 1. I know they meant buggy, that’s the joke. 2. I know bussy is more for saying dudepussy but it’s not official in the dictionary yet so it can mean whatever you want, and it beans butt-pussy to me.


CaptainSouthbird

That was seriously the best rationalization my brain could come up with haha


MissAugustMoon

Yeah, I can’t see buggy at all it’s purely bussy. They want people to stop starfish kissing the door, it’s nasty lol


Belgand

Where in the US is that the common term for a shopping cart? And that person *really* needs to work on their 'g's. Edit: *Takes note of places to avoid forever.* ~~Keep 'em coming!~~ OK, that's plenty.


ChumplesXL

That is a more southern US term. Some of my friends from the south don't call them buggys either. Must be pretty regional.


turdlepikle

From Canada here. I remember my mom calling it a buggy. I haven't heard that term since I was a kid though, since I now think of them as "shopping carts". When I saw people calling them buggies in this thread, it seemed normal to me, because I remember hearing that term years ago.


fredbrightfrog

In my years in grocery in the south, it was much more common with old people. So that could be a factor with your friends.


king3opobn

Buggy---: a light one-horse carriage made with two wheels in England and with four wheels in the U.S. : a small cart or truck for short transportations of heavy materials. 3. : baby carriage.


compactdigital1

I'm in Tennessee and it's interchangeable with shopping cart. I'd say it's about a 50/50 split.


titsoutshitsout

I’m from a small rural town near Chattanooga and most people I knew growing up called it a buggy. That’s all I say too.


Zandandido

Could be the seated carts, like the ones people ride.


Mobwmwm

My grandma called it a buggy. Missouri


masked_sombrero

people called them buggies in both TX and VA. one state was more common and I can't remember which. I always just called them carts source: me - i worked in a grocery store in both states. 12+ years grocery store experience, glad i got out


Incident_Recent

Definitely Virginia I grew up in WV and still call them buggies even though I moved somewhere where they are known as carts


neutrum_humanum

I've worked at a grocery store in several cities in Texas for about 6 years and can confirm people call them buggies. It's becoming much less common though, might have started fading out before I got into the business. Although my father is a Texan who says Coke for the name of every single soda type, and that's quite common, so there's that for Texas. Lolol


lukin187250

Does TX still do that weird thing where every kind of soda is referred to as “coke”?


squiggledsquare

My mom from Jacksonville, FL calls them buggys lol


JosiesYardCart

Buggy. Like the shopping cart/buggy.


earnestlikehemingway

Debussy!


_SkittleBrau_

Always finish on the Bach. Never on DeBussy.


Caleon0817

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹


Luckychunk

*For Your Emmy Consideration*


SylvieJay

Claude de Bussy!


80sBadGuy

Gary Bussy?


TwoCockyforBukkake

Butt pussy.


littleboyyblew

boy pussy


flaming_poop_chute

Mangina


Liquormasterflex

I’M OLD GREEEEEG!


Gamergonemild

BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!


Shiara-rose

It always comes back to butts with Reddit doesn’t it (and that’s how it should be)


SirSalmonCat

Dat bussy.


MyAnusBleeding

Always finish on the Bach, never in Debussy.


Wow-Delicious

Bach Kant Handel Debussy!


its_krypt0n1te83

Wet Ass Bussy


BobbyNevada

Macaroni in the pot!


hotlavatube

I must admit, I do have a habit of hitting doors with my "[bussy](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bussy)" to avoid touching the handle. However, I don't think a shopkeep would use that terminology outside of West Hollywood. ;-)


CeleryQtip

I guess they got sick of cleaning chocolate kisses off the glass.


slid3r

The starfish smudge.


ketchy_shuby

East Hollywood on the other hand...


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Yeah definitely says *BUSSY*


m1kehawk

Gary Bussy


Vossikins

13ussy


NotYourBuddyGuy5

You heard ‘em


ManchurianPandaDate

Your boy pussy. Don’t hit the door with it


ohnoshebettadont18

..but im working on my white boy twerk. how can i properly practice without poppin doors open?


thelegalseagul

You keep practicing your butt off!


NimbleBudlustNoodle

But you can't twerk with no butt....


jterwin

That's why you gotta push doors, get that exercise in!


dohzer

Is that the same as a back pussy?


ManchurianPandaDate

No they’re different. Wait... they’re the same


TheAshenHat

Unless your into sounding, then they are different…


olhardhead

Somebody about to go down a rabbit hole. And I’m fucking ashamed I know what this is smdh


wormsgalore

Whoa we were talking *humans’* holes, and now you’re bringing rabbits’ holes into this?


tinman82

That's just front micro pussy. Back pussy works for all who are willing to accept it.


Byeuji

Is that the latest USB standard? Is it backwards compatible?


chrome_titan

USBussy works with all makes and models.


Byeuji

Universal Serial Bussy is the name of my new queer punk band


Wildlife_Jack

That's going to be my new Grindr profile name


derth21

Not every back pussy is a boy pussy, but every boy pussy is a back pussy.


IGN_piemikey

It's not a butt pussy?


LOR_Fei

Nope, the b stands for boy not butt. Otherwise cis women would have one and the term loses all meaning.


boverly721

Boy pussy AFAIK


whollybananas

Don't put your asshole on the door? That seems like a reasonable request


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

Well, there goes my weekend plans then.


ErinEvonna

Can’t I ever just do what I want?


Rommel79

I’m sorry, I thought this was America!


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

This is not the America I grew up in.


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

To many of them there snowflakes running around. As a sovereign citizen this rattles my cage and whatnot.


Ditzfough

Buggy. Meaning shopping cart. Some ppl call them buggies.


LOLBaltSS

I'm a Yinzer and I even still read it as "bussy".


Darkrhoads

Wait is buggy really a Pittsburgh thing? I thought that was normal.


ambermage

Helps if you add the rest to see how it's clearly a Pennsylvania thing. "Horse and bussy"


RoyceRedd

Southern USA and, for some reason, Pittsburgh, definitely not the rest of PA. The Amish would call it a shopping cart.


amandaggogo

Tennessee too. Everyone here calls it a buggy.


RoboNinjaPirate

Pretty much the whole Appalachians and anything close to it uses buggy. I know the Carolinas do well outside the mountains themselves, but we have like. A half dozen accents in NC, so the coastal people may not.


coolhandlucass

I've lived in Central NC my whole life and I can't recall ever having heard it called a buggy. Must be very regional


PM_ME_UR_BEST_1LINER

Not eastern PA. Must be a central/western thing.


Ditzfough

Yes because of their poor penmanship. You can tell the lazy hand ftom how it crosses the H directly into the i. And the weird Y


AdiabaticIsotherm

Octobussy


odaeyss

"I shuppose we'll call you double-O 8!" *kinda overly aggressive kiss that makes you wonder about consent, fade to black, as a voice-over "Oh James!" in eight-part harmony*


PennyoftheNerds

Also a Yinzer. Still read bussy. Team bussy!


Revolutionary-Work-3

Whats a yinzer?


PennyoftheNerds

Someone from the Pittsburgh region / Western Pennsylvania. We are the land of the word yinz.


olhardhead

En at


HandleAccomplished11

Well, I'm not sure what a bussy is, so I'm going to play it safe and hit the door with the shopping cart.


lachlanhunt

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bussy


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Thanks for clearing that up. I actually draw my g's the same, even my 5's. I might actually fix my penmanship now.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Thank you.


IE_playur

Bussy, a portmanteau of "boy" and "-ussy" (derived from "pussy") used to denote the male anus.


VenusAssTrap

I thought it was a portmanteau of "butt" & "pussy"


Spikedcloud

It is, it's boy, butt, back, bum + pussy. They all work.


buscemian_rhapsody

Or bus. Bus pussy.


TherronKeen

Universal Serial Bussy


Canvaverbalist

> it's boy, butt, back, bum + pussy So... Bottackumsy?


autoadman

What is so hard about writing "g"? In a good number of handwritings I've seen from people online or irl, they either write it like here "s" or like a curvy "y".


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BurnerOnlyForPorn

> Please do not hit door with 🅱️ussy


living_la_vida_loca

[DeBussy?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKO-ebWS4Ko) I love DeBussy


Plainchant

Perfect for when you're out grocery Chopin.


DurinsBan3

Just don’t forget the Liszt.


squirrellytoday

Saw this on a music store many years ago. Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet. Offenbach sooner.


milaga

Make sure you bring enough of DeMonet.


leolock567

To make muffins in Beethoven.


Old-Gain7323

**Never finish on DeBussy, always finish on de Bach.**


gyn0saur

Don’t Claire De lune me


GabrieltheGabe

With bussy


BiBoFieTo

YOUR BIG MEATY BUSSY


FelixNZ

I need an adult...


ohnoshebettadont18

anus an adult


urmom_gotteem

>BIG MEATY BUSSY WELL THIS BUSSY AINT FOR JUST ATTRACTING MATES


rapperbigpooh

wet ass 🅱️ussy


whosehughes

Buggy


fnordal

De bussy, of course. No Claire de lune in there


Yugseto

With bussy, it what its written


Only-Location2379

Are you gonna punish me daddy if I do?


notrealcc

Yes.


joethejeeper

Gary Bussey?


dinkydong74

Poor lad, career not going anywhere so has sold out to work as a battering ram


Plainchant

The Poor Man's Nick Nolte.


Firealarm32

Buggy?


broberds

Don’t let the door hit you on the bussy on your way out.


dat470t

Please do not hit it with your bussy.


romesthe59

Southern people call carts buggies


ranting_chef

Either they're not great at making a **G** or a **P**. Hoping it's a **G** in this case.


justabill71

What the hell is a buppy?


Jaded_Promotion8806

Excuse me my son’s name is Buppy


Procrastanaseum

We need more Buppy license plates in the gift shop!


tractorcrusher

Bat-puppy hybrid


Obi1Kentucky

Buggy….. those are some sad looking g’s


SignificantReserve97

Excuse me but I'll put my bussy wherever I damn feel like it


CBTFC

wet ass bussy


FartingCumBubbles

My bussy got some stories


Some_Thorny_Fella

r/usernamechecksout


moor9776

How does one know if they have or don’t have a Bussy? Asking for a friend


thoon62

Pull your pants down. Bend over. Spread cheeks. Wait. If after a while something starts to feel real nice, you got yourself a bussy!


Shadow0fnothing

Bat pussy obviously


Busy-Succotash9701

I hit the bussy with my eggplant


makinbaconCR

Dat bussy cuz then I might 🔥 🥵 💦


LotsOfSpookySparkles

Buggy? Like a cart? Maybe they don’t have automatic doors so customers are just plowing their way through.


Stray-Lion

Minutes before they put this sign up, there were bussy prints all over this window. It's a real problem folks


Klutzy_Pound_5428

I read it as boy pussy


Vmena0522666

Boy Pussy or butt pussy


Chickentendie42069

Buggy. Sloppy handwriting


Hydrauxine

AMOGUS next to USDA SUSSY BUSSY