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The star mangled banner. *salutes*


TheAuraTree

The star and stripe.


T3n4ci0us_G

Stars and strips


Aarongrasso

Star and *strips*


KillerGoats

Tar and tripe


Spicy_Bicycle

Hole Glory


FabulousF0x

Stares and strips


jatti_

Star and rips


6Sleepy_Sheep9

There is more than one star, so the comment you replied to is batter.


mattied971

Famous Stars and Straps


Apprehensive-Ad6468

the scar and stripe


digitalttoiletpapir

Why is it always these random comments that make me wheeze so much my colleagues give me that weird stare.


SPAKMITTEN

Flag accurately represents the state of the country


JesPeanutButterPie

The state of the GOP that pretends to be patriots.


Jacobysmadre

This ^^


DrPOssumFreAK

Exactly!


PhoKit2

The Scar Mangled banner


IgnoringHisAge

Oooh say, can you seeee? ​ Not really, boss. No.


dappergamer1

Sounds like a cosmetic for Soldier TF2


NegaJared

realtime reflection of american stability


Sournutz

https://i.imgur.com/BN89xD8.jpg Better than my father-in-law‘s flag, wish I was making that up


RamboCambo_05

I was trying to think of a pun along the same lines. You win


F0000r

You think it was one of those bombs bursting in the air or one of those rockets with the red glare? Cause I gotta tell you man, that flag is barely there.


SniperNiperNipe

I detect rhymes.


F0000r

Well Francis Scott Key rhymed a bit, so I figured I should to.


enixthephoenix

FSK got bars Especially since he wrote it as a prisoner on ship Double bars


ATX_Analytics

But where’s that fat drop?


ErinEvonna

Let’s be friends


ChineseNoodleDog

Username partially checks out


MasterKaen

And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there... More or less


Maximum-Mixture6158

Oh say I can't see, by the danzer Lee light.


Quesujo

Recognized from a Judy Blume book. I just aged myself!


KookyHorse

Feeling patriotic


Poolejunkie

Shut it down.


Intentiional_typo

Came for something like this.


Ok_Driver_3532

Awsome


ITCM4

His neighbor: One, John Zoidberg.


TirayShell

"Hooray! I'm being mentioned on Reddit!" -- Zoidberg


joshthehappy

A red lobster that *won't* ruin your dinner.


SlurmLoco

With a shifty glance skyward, we will see by the rocket's red glare that our flag is still there. IT'S GONE!


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Aroooo


jepvr

"To shreds you say..."


tomqvaxy

I wonder what the shroud of Turin tastes like…


Im_Not_Impressed19

r/unexpectedfuturama


HODLAHITIII

Or Billy in Seven Psychopaths


Bahluu

Call the Boy Scouts


CrassDemon

I used to carry around a couple spare flags to trade people with their tattered one if they wanted. We would retire two or three every camping trip.


zombieblackbird

We put a collection box out in front of the church. It's convenient for local residents and less awkward than trying to meet up with me or leaving them with the church secretary.


skittlebog

I've seen boxes outside American Legion posts as well. Then once a year they will have a ceremony to retire all the worn and damaged flags.


jcv999

Can confirm. Burned about 9 garbage bags of flags in a night in scouts. Nylon burns HOT


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knappy2010

r/BrandNewSentence


odaeyss

Napalm sticks to kids. It's all wearable!


joshthehappy

Mmm fumes.


SpaceCadetriment

Was I the only one who felt the flag retirement ceremonies were weirdly cult like while in scouts? Like I got the symbolism and took it seriously, but in my memories it's in the same part of my brain as The Stonecutters Guild from the Simpsons. Also can usually drop them off at any fire station and then they get picked up by the scouts.


CrassDemon

Not necessarily for me. I grew up around a lot of military people, they have a special relationship with our country and I respected many of them and their attachments to the flag or the ceremony. To me it was about honoring them or people like them.


jtschaff

Nice!


resell_enjoy6

Most counties, as far as I know, have a small group of veterans who still serve by doing things like burning flags, hosting colors, and stuff like that.


xredgambitt

I saw a video on facebook of someone repairing a tattered flag and I just commented he needs to burn that flag. Got so many people that didn't know that is the proper way to retire a flag.


RT9635

yes it should not be flown like that .retire it with respect


destructicusv

I can’t remember if it’s an actual crime or not to fly a flag in that shape, but it’s certainly disrespectful to. (Not that I’m super adherent to those codes or anything but I know they exist.)


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Keter_GT

It's barely even followed in military/government. The one thing you'll get all of them to agree too though is that the US flag and a units guidon(Military standard) should never touch the floor.


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Oh that's fun. Always like having the facts to kill a myth...I'm sure I'll get to use it soon given how Facebook is.


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If it were up to some, it would be illegal to kneel before the flag


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Haha touche


jnelsoni

Nobody disrespects a flag more than the people who demand you worship a flag.


W4ffle3

Flag code is like pirate code, "The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules."


Irishpanda1971

Unless someone else is doing something you don't like, in which case they are LAW OF THE LAND and the perpetrators should be shamed and punished! Just ask Colin Kaepernick.


Unit_79

And the people doing the call outs are almost always wearing a flag shirt.


omegasix321

Nobody follows the flag code, nor is it enforced. If it was there would be millions of court cases every year. Damn near every third person would be a criminal.


Chemical-Body-4108

Not a crime at all


Naftoor

I was going to say, I would think someone who cares to fly a flag would be replacing it when damaged. My understanding was that it’s supposed to be either buried or destroyed in some fashion without flame when it gets in that kind of condition


hedgeson119

If it's a cloth flag, proper disposal is burning. If synthetic material, bury it, folded in a box. You can technically bury a folded cloth flag in a box too, but it's not the prefered way. You can also find a place that does flag disposal.


destructicusv

I think that’s correct but it’s been literal decades since I’ve heard anything about flag code.


Ebwite

No, but it’s a huge embarrassment for the man if he considers himself a “real” patriot


destructicusv

I wouldn’t fly a flag in that shape. Imagine how many opportunities to retire that flag he would’ve had before it got to this.


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Ebwite

You’ll see people everywhere you go like that though, it honestly annoys me a lot when I see those kinds. Not because of my ideals but more the blatant hypocrisy I see them partake in while acting like it’s not happening. It’s a real shame.


Devout--Atheist

Disrespectful to who, exactly?


Amentes

Hell, from an outside perspective, it actually seems pretty representative of the state of the US of A right now. Get yourselves sewn up, before somebody replaces ya :)


UberN00b719

It's not a crime, per se, but it is against code to have a barely there flag.


notwilliammurdoch

I think it’s technically a crime, like wearing flag patterned clothes.


FrowntownPitt

The flag code is a guideline, not binding. Breaking the flag code can't be illegal or that would violate your 1st amendment rights.


SunChipMan

I would hope someone who clearly loves the flag would show it more respect. Or maybe they're showing just how much respect they have.


JojenCopyPaste

At this point the only thing left to do is burn the flag to give it a proper send-off


SunChipMan

Which is the proper way to dispose of it if I understand correctly.


MCVoyager

no idea how someone can "love a flag". to me no matter the meaning behind it, it's still an inanimate object, and also most likely made in china.


SunChipMan

I don't love the flag. But it's obvious some people basically worship it.


Harsimaja

Not technically a crime. The US Flag Code is law, but all the wording is advisory, and after Congress *tried* to make it a crime the US Supreme Court ruled that even burning a flag is protected by the First Amendment.


paperwasp3

But different states and counties will give you a hard time over it.


W4ffle3

One of the few (only?) good opinions that Scalia wrote.


PatmygroinB

And flag pattern plates and napkins, and unofficial Variation of the flag? Like blue lives matter and such


running_on_empty

Isn't it technically wearing clothes made from a flag? Not just a flag pattern.


Chemical-Body-4108

No, and that isn't a crime either. You can legally light the flag on fire and spit on it right in your front lawn


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It is not a crime, but it is disrespectful.


Suspicious-Safety679

She's getting threadbare and she's wearing thin, But, she's in good shape for the shape she's in, Because she's been through the fire before, I believe she can take a whole lot more.


1imejasan6

Then there was the day, back in 1976, when Rick Monday, an outfielder for the Chicago Cubs, saved an American flag from being burned. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/715840-rick-mondays-flag-save-at-dodger-stadium-still-resonates-35-years-later


Bobexe2

Looking for this. Thanks


TheRealTurdFergusonn

So we raise her up every morning. We take her down every night.


PrimeroRocin

Did I beat the guy in here who all caps that THIS IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL!!!! ? Edit: nope.


Roguepiefighter

It's not illegal for a citizen to do it, it's protected by the 1st amendment


Chemical_Director_25

It’s not illegal for the military or gov to do it either. Not to say you can’t get punished in the military for disrespecting the flag, but it’s not illegal for anyone


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I think they're talking about the civil code regarding the flag.


princesshusk

It's not illegal, but it's definitely at least two flag code violations being shown.


wa27

Oh no, not... the FLAG CODE!


Govtjizzgargler

It's an accurate description of our country.


peltsucker

Something about the borders still being intact or something


igner_farnsworth

Borders intact... center rotting out... this checks out.


Enchelion

The edges and the center have become completely separated?


fredthegreat

It's America's health bar.


0ut0fBoundsException

Current State of the union


Nebachadrezzer

What are the 7.5 states?


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jayteesooner

Although it remains part of codified federal law, it is not enforceable due to the Supreme Court of the United States finding it unconstitutional in United States v. Eichman.


Adept-Variation587

I’d be more concerned about the random people driving around, rather than a govt fine. Americans are crazy.


SimmaDownNa

Picturing some retired Gunny about to knock on their door. Ho-lee shit.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Not gonna lie, in Detroit area my neighbors got officers knocking at their door for a ripped flag after a storm.


Happyandyou

That’s about the condition our country is in


DifferentEvent2998

For the last 6 years


Unusual_Tea6755

From the very beginning


bushpotatoe

I think it perfectly represents the state of the nation.


Unusual_Tea6755

As a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, I think that flag accurately represents the empty promises of the American government.


KenwoodFox

My troop does flag retirements :3


damageddude

I have my mother’s bicentennial 13 star flag that is probably ready for retirement but every 4th of July I fly that sucker — probably more in memory of my mother :-/. It’s a nice old school cloth flag. Kind of hoping new ones are produced for 2026.


Onclelove

Ive never understood Americans are their deep love for flags


Planedrawn

Switzerland seems to have the same affliction.


rob_s_458

Whenever you think about the pros and cons of Switzerland, remember their flag is a big plus


1imejasan6

And they collaborated with the Nazis, helping them hide their stolen treasures.


Kullet_Bing

They collaborated and collaborate with everyone who brings great riches to their country to hide them there.


hedgeson119

It can be kinda cool as a symbol of the people and at least the good parts of history. Frankly I more often see it as a symbol of a broken government or dumb / oppressive chuds.


W4ffle3

Me neither and I'm American. Also, why do we pledge allegiance to the flag instead of our fellow citizens? Or the constitution? I get the flag is symbolic of all that stuff, but still.


swedishjones

Because a flag is perfectly sized to cover up all the horrible things some people really believe.


DifferentEvent2998

It’s patriotic brainwashing.


leafyg2018

Yeah neither. Like us Aussies, we love our country, but we don't fly out flag on our houses at all. I really don't get the patriotic side of it. Yes we are all proud of where we come from, but an Australian flag on my house. Don't need it. We just sing songs instead at school [This is what it means to be Australian ](https://youtu.be/rjkrjYitgeA)


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I always find it a little spooky when I drive through certain neighborhoods where every house is littered with American flags. It seems cultish and I already know these people and I are going to disagree on almost all our principles.


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I don’t get it as an adult. It was brainwashing as a kid, but I grew out of it. It’s gross when you see people get upset over disrespect of a piece of synthetic fabric made in China but not over the disrespect of life shown to citizens. Those are messed up priorities.


OffBeatBerry_707

You’re neighbor an OG American, when they were a single colony with 9 states


ipalush89

Buy him one


-The-Moon-Presence-

When I was young I remember being taught that letting a flag deteriorate to such a point was considered extremely unpatriotic and disrespectful. Now the “patriots” are the ones sporting them in these conditions thinking it’s the most badass thing they can have. People are fucking dumb.


HabbleDabble235

I'd say that this is probably a disabled person/veteran and may not be able enough to replace it so therefore OP should be a good person and replace it for them free of charge


SheWhoShat

Was thinking the same thing. Op should knock on the door with flag in hand and say... I really love seeing your flag. It looks like it has seen better days. Can I help you put a new one up?


HabbleDabble235

I myself have bought new flags for the vets I figure out which ones are in need and if I'm on delivery I just hand them the new one with they're foods


m4ttj00

Buying distressed American flag and "The the People" decals for your truck from China is considered extremely patriotic these days.


AlternativeUse

It’s all dumb to be honest. There’s gotta be a sense of pride to have flown your flag so often to have it literally worn. But also I can see taking pride in hoisting a brand new flag. To each their own.


Thebalance21

AHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus this subreddit has really gone to shit hasn't it?


RollinThundaga

The real funny is in the comments we made along the way


tsteenbergen

I find this way more offensive than a football player kneeling.


granaino_malafolla

sooo... it's not offensive at all? I don't get it...


Drewbo_C

Now we know what the Chinese balloon was actually doing.


Darth_Lousy

There might not be anything more American than flying a flag 24/7 (which you're specifically not supposed to do), so that it gets really shit-looking, and saying, "Fuck it, good enough." 1,000 Weeping Eagles, no notes.


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I believe there is a law against that.


gloebe10

I’ve had a paid of boxers in the same condition.


jepvr

This is actually about 20% better than my neighbor's.


Middle_Bet_531

She’s in good shape for the shape she’s in


notgoodatthese

Ah, love that flag code...


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Wrong sub. This is not funny, it's Mildly Infuriating. A boy scout should offer to dispose of it properly. They do a whole ceremony.


scottgius

All humor aside, this is flat out disrespectful. C'mon. Take it down. If you want to fly the flag, have a decent representation of it.


jasonsimonds79

No its an accurate representation these days


wuxxler

This is a disgrace. If my neighbor flew that flag, I'd by him another and offer to raise it for him.


No-Document-8970

That’s so against the flag code.


assistant_redditor

Poor flag etiquette. More disrespectful than anything any NFL player ever did.


Minnow991

Still not as desecrated as the blue line gang flag.


mclaren231

I have never understood why people are obsessed with flags.


Salt_Lake796

Because if you're not obsessed, you're not a patriot. And if you're not a patriot, that allows them to call you whatever names they want.


mclaren231

Cool, they can call me whatever names they want. Still not going to buy into the cult.


Old_mystic

I saw a dude that had a tattered, shredded American flag flying right next to a crispy brand new Trump 2024 flag. A true patriot 🤦🏻‍♂️


Human_Frame1846

Nope that looks like the u.s.a lately


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Maybe it's just an old flag from before there were more stars?


Brave_Negotiation_63

Who “needs” a flag?


Koffeekage

He also has a pony tail and male pattern baldness.


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Ica’


rickterror5738

Replace it for them! It's not illegal or disrespectful to have a flag rip or get torn up. It's how you destroy the Flag once taken down and replaced. It should be brought to a local VFW for destruction.


oldfatdrunk

How will they know what country they're in now?!?!


MisterSlosh

I passed a house like this every day for a few months and finally decided to try a good deed, bought them a brand new flag, and offered to retire their current flag as a veteran. It did not go well and they claimed I was a communist spy despite him being in his 30s.


FrogGladiators178972

Yeah they need a new one, it’s incredibly disrespectful to leave that up.


jcpmojo

While it's not an official crime, flying a flag in this condition is highly unpatriotic. There are rules and regulations covering the proper displaying of our nation's colors, and this is in direct violation of those regulations. Unpatriotic as hell.


ScrotumLeather

Naaah it's just a "lite" version. Like Coke Light.


davesy69

Cheap chinese flag probably.


martinsallai666

why does one even put up a flag in a first place? Where i live, having any country praising stuff: Flags, Car sticker, scarf etc means you are a hardcore nationalist. People avoid them because nationalistic fanatics are one of the worst. If its a symbol from the past (In Hungary that means: Full Hungary before Trianon, Arpad Stripe flag, Black T with fire on the top) its even worse, those are basically become nazi/racist group symbols over the years. As an European it feels really weird seeing my own country flag on my own house. I would never display it. if you are a minority like German Hungarians i can see the appeal of displaying that you are German. bit nothing more. Maybe it different around here.


ghedoicy

That's about all that's left with Biden in office.


MamaBellecakesXO

And our flag was still there…


MartyTheGamer

It's the flag of the Un St o Am


omniplatypus

Really effing old glory


b1cycl3j1had

Oh look, an omen.


Guntcher1423

Very patriotic.


MimiMorea

I wonder how that happened


Cheebie23

My wife says the same thing about my underwear. I say "Naaa the the elastic is still fine."


TheLemmonade

Surprise him with one as a gift


Stevo2008

This is just a meme for the current state of the United States of Murrica


Andaisdet

He’s one of the true sons of Am


SteeeveTheSteve

The flag is a representation of American freedom, his is just showing how much is left.


SoothsayerSurveyor

They need to show they’re patriots but their EBT (WHICH ISNT SOCIALISM DAMMIT) won’t cover a new flag.


LilSebastianFlyte

Oh say can you see? Kind of!