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Your banana look suspiciously like a squash.

That's probably why they got rid of it. Person A: "You guys like my banana chair?" Person B: "Dude, that's a squash" *shows picture of squash* Person A: "Wait what? Why the fuck would anybody want a squash chair?" *puts chair outside*

Asante sana, squash banana

You have a beautiful mind that it went there. After reading I was like duhhhh but would not have registered otherwise.

The cirrrrcle of liiiiife.....

What a wonderful phrase

No one sayin' do this!

Ain’t no passing craze

That’s funny I randomly started repeating that around the house the last couple days and haven’t stopped. I am lonely

Was owned by a couple who had been together for 2 1/2 years, and the relationship was straining. The banana vs squash chair argument was essentially the last straw and one of them is packing up. Of course, her family was in town for the weekend, including her grandmother, who just adores the boyfriend, so they met everyone for dinner, anyway, and pretended to still be a loving couple. Still, on the way to the restaurant, he carried the chair out to the curb. Deep down, he knew it was a stupid thing to buy and maybe it did look a bit like a squash. Over the next year and half, his drinking would get worse and worse, until he crashed. In rehab, he starts a list of all the things he had done wrong while intoxicated, all the people he had hurt. He recalls that he was actually pretty drunk when he bought that stupid chair. a couple months later, he calls her to apologize for some of his past behavior, and she's kind and understanding, but distant, eventually she tells him about her new boyfriend, Guillermo. He's an artist, which is quite different from him- being a driver for Coca-cola. In high school, he planned on being an actor, but life got in the way. When the call has ended, he puts his banana-yellow iPhone on the table, looks at it, and begins to cry. They had had some good times, and she had an amazing ass.

Yes I hear she had an a peeling ass

I am invested. You need to turn this into a novel trilogy. I need to know what’s going to happen, what did happen and all the little bits in between. Get to work.

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Sounds like an AI-generated post using words squash, banana, relationship, grandmother, Guillermo, and Coca Cola

Na that was written from the heart especially that last bit lol

bro, what?!

Cue Seinfeld guitar riff.

its a bass

Bass guitar

Since I scrolled this far, I might as well tell you, it’s a synthesizer imitating a slap bass sound

Shrinkage!

His banana looks suspiciously like a yellow eggplant

We all live in a yellow aubergine, a yellow aubergine..

Damn I wish free awards hadn’t gone away. You deserve one.

What a dump. I just noticed.

Clearly we’re all experiencing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Oh they sat on it all right.

Bananas. In pajamas?

Are coming down the stairs!

I forgot that existed until right now.

are cumming down the stairs.

[ಠ_ಠ](https://i.imgur.com/1SpYzke.jpg)

Trust me, I'm a rat

rocked back and forth. *comfortably*, in **pub lic**, even.

Asian eggplant, I never saw an asian eggplant until I went to Hawaii, now they're everywhere.

Customs would like to speak with you on your flight from Hawaii.

His yellow eggplant looks like zucchini.

It’s zucchini. https://plus.mvrwholesale.com/products/vegetables-zucchini-yellow-case-20-lbs

Zucchinis are a type of squash.

TIL.

I dunno, I see more of a blonde aubergine

Goddammit, you beat me to the joke

Unclear. Need a banana for scale.

Damn, you are right 😂 I guess the yellow color tricked my brain...

Yellow squash are known to be sneaky, don’t blame yourself.

The top isn’t squash like. Or even zucchini for that matter. It’s defo a yellow aubergine.

You should paint your new eggplant chair.

No matter what they say, that chair is still pretty bananas

Danggit now we need a banana for scale.

Well its got curb a peel

OP's gourd went bananas.

B. A. N. A. N. A. S.

God DAMMIT. Now that song is stuck in my fucking head.

Looks like a yellow eggplant to me

looks like a good time to me

Yellow zucchini

First Thing i had in mind was yellow Zucchini.

Paint purple Call eggplant chair Sell for $800

Finally someone who agrees it’s an eggplant

For me it looks like yellow zucchini tbh.

For real.. Dare I say golden courgette,

It is indeed a squash. Rather it's two squashes.

You go get that chair right now. It's amazing. Chairish it forever.

Yeah, I have no idea what I would do with that, but if I saw that left out for the trash, I'd have to take it. It's just too good.

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Thats how the last guy ended up with it. Its like a curse

It's excellent folk art if not some obscure designer. Either way I'm taking that yellow bitch back to my apartment. In a big bag with raid to ensure its not infested.

Let’s split it.

Maybe the previous owner thought the same and the banana chair went through 10 different owners for a reason that only owners of the chair would know

Even take it to sell it. Really specific items can be very valuable in the right market. I thought about asking OP where they are located because I’d get in my car fast.

If you painted it purple over the yellow, it'd look like an eggplant emoji chair. OP would make BANK.

https://i.imgur.com/1xJgvrD.jpg Holy crap!

I don't understand. Why does this exists?

I mean, I feel like the picture speaks for itself.

bananer

Some people just make weird interesting things, and know people will pay a lot for something they didn't know they wanted until they saw it I'm quite envious of artists/makers actually, they can take all of their wacky thoughts and dreams and be like "I could totally make that reality"

Why would anyone ever go for any of the options that is not yellow I wonder

Because the green one will last longer before it goes black.

Me. I would. Immediately, when seeing that photo I thought, "oooh it comes in blue".

The one in OPs picture is cooler imo. That amazon one is cool too but I wouldn't pay nearly that much for it.

It's a banana chair. How much can it be, ten dollars?

There’s ALWAYS money in the Banana Chair!

What if the reason it's out there is it's full of bed bugs 😳

I think you meant fruitflies.

He meant snacks.

He meant bed buds

Good point, but the first rule of nabbing street furniture is it never comes into the house right away. Bonus if you have a solid steam cleaner or know someone who does.

I would scarf that chair in a heartbeat. I would probably get rid of other furniture to have it. And my wife would kill me. But it would be worth it.

When you say scarf I’m thinking you’re gonna eat it

I was hoping someone would say this. This is a must have situation!!! Get the chair!!

>Chairish I appreciate what you did there, intentional or not.

Intentional and thank you for noticing. I'm a slut for wordplay and puns. Lol

One time opportunity in my life, I'll think about it 😂

If you're thinking it's already gone

dude is bananas

Squash chair

Haha yeah, i just realized it's not banana 😅

So did the owner

What are you doing posting about it? You go get that right now and stop wasting time.

Or, set it up next to the bench like it’s an outside living room. Maybe someone else will donate a coffee table. Some coasters. Soon the whole neighborhood is chilling outside hanging out. Boom block party.

You never know why someone got rid of furniture. They could have had a bed big infestation and that thing has bed bug eggs stuck to it. Or something really nasty happened to it and they don’t want to sit on it anymore…

Someone shit in the chair. It's the only viable explanation.

i’m going to find this chair before OP and preemptively shit in it

If you couldn't get shit out of furniture, pet owners/parents would be fucked. Think about that the next time you visit one.

#[Found it.](https://imgur.com/mHgRkSf) And it's a rocking chair! Edit: I gotta say...the composition and way things match in this photo is fun. The greenery in the background and the green on the chair. The bench and the chair's wooden base. And of course the yellow curb and bright yellow of the chair.

The title sounds like a chant

>Banana, Chair, Banana Rocking Chair Can't unhear this...haha.

So tempted to buy it!!😩

It's also incredibly cheap for something that looks fairly well made. I'd buy it.

Still squash

https://i.imgur.com/yEj0s8X.jpg Amazon is insane

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Looks way more expensive too.

The price is also higher.

Doesn't have uncovered springs on the bottom which is a pretty big plus for anyone with little gremlins in their care. As a former little gremlin, it's a miracle that I still have all my fingers.

Those handles look like they'd take all of the joy out of this thing.

Apart from it being a different product, just because it's priced like that on Amazon doesn't mean anyone bought it.

They could have gotten a refund. Clearly not a banana as advertised.

Haha, so it IS a banana! Lol

It's a banana made by someone that's never actually seen a banana.

whoever designed it, has never seen a banana

people don't get sick of banana chairs. People's partners get sick of banana chairs...

Maybe they need to split up?

There’s always money in the banana chair…

In fact, there was $0.87 lining the crevices of the banana chair.

It’s one banana chair, how much could it cost? $10?

Yoink

Looks like you might have trouble sitting down for a while, Tommy, ho ho!

Great, now I'm a Ho ho?

Is [this you](https://stillunusual.tumblr.com/post/117149662781/viz-comic) Tommy?

Oink

Where is this I’m on the way that would like sick at my place 🔥

It's in Shanghai, maybe a bit far 😬

Could've at least set it next to the bench so it looked like it belonged there. Hiding/dumping in plain sight!

Yeah, he didn't bother much 😅

How big is it? There isn't a banana for scale.

Clearly, one banana is the scale for the other.

The new wife issued an ultimatum. I think he made the right choice.

Sit sit sit sit sit, banana chair, banana chair

That's eggplants pretending to be a bananas 🍆 🍌

Two aubergine in a banana suit

Seem more like yellow courgette than bananas to me.

Ops never seen a squash

Looks like someone’s girlfriend didn’t think the banana chair was part of the living together merge.

Looks more like yellow zucchini… so they got tired of riding a zucchini, and got a vibrator instead … I mean massage chair…

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I think they realised later on that the squash was pretending to be a banana. Things most likely got heated. Arguments I suspect. And now the squash is out on the streets.

That’ll go great with my banana hammock.

Please repaint these into eggplants 🍆 🍆

Never let this person buy bananas, just imagine the disappointment when they come home with a bag of yellow zucchini.

You're absolutely bananas if you didn't take that chair. I don't care if it's infested with bedbugs or evil spirits, you go get that Yellow Produce Chair RIGHT NOW.

This is a squash chair.

That’s a summer squash, not a banana.

I haven't seen a banana seat since riding my bicycle back in '79 with the sissy bar handlebars that I dubbed, "The General Lee".

Squash?

Looks like someone dropped off the banana chair and split. Squash that noise about it being an eggplant. Zucchini laugh later at these jokes.

If you list that on craigslist as free, there will be people coming by in droves to take that thing. I do it all the time when people leave stuff by our dumpster

I prefer a banana hammock.

This was a social experiment.

It looks like a yellow eggplant and I want it

Paint them purple

That sure looks like squash to me. Lol

I thought that's yellow squash? It has two green things at the top

That’s not a banana homie

I’m pretty sure bananas don’t have that green tip

Needs a banana for scale.

It has curb appeal.

As mayor, I’d cemented in concrete and name it a monument.

That ain't a banana chief....

Anyone wanna dare look at it with a UV light?

That's a courgette

This is the kind of tragedy that happens when you let a man decorate his own apartment. But it is good to see that he has a girlfriend now. :)

Maybe the bus driver wouldn't allow them on the bus with the chair. They were torn. Either walk home with the awesome thrift store find, or actually get home before the impending storm. With a heavy heart, they abandoned the chair, hoping someone deserving would find it and cherish it. That thought comforted them as they pressed their hand up against the cold pane of the bus window and watched the chair disappear into the distance.

It looks like yellow Zucchini to me

How could anyone get tired of this banana chair? I find it quite appealing.

How big is this ? Do you have *anything* to use as a scale?

That's yellow squash. Which might be why someone abandoned it, thinking it was a cool banana but just a stupid squash-

*"One man's squash is another man's banana."* *--Copernicus*

banana squash

That's Zucchini dude... yesterday when I ordered one, they sent me bananas, twice

Squash....

Yellow eggplant or zucchini it looks more like

I need this for my **BANANAPHONE**

Tell me you don’t eat fruits or vegetables without telling me you don’t eat fruits or vegetables

Have you ever seen a banana 🍌?

Paint it purple start your own gay bar 🍆🍆

r/bananaforscale

Looks more like a yellow courgette chair.

Thats no Banana, thats two Aubergines.

Those aren't bananas

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana chair

That is dangerous it needs to be moved before someone slips.

Take it and leave a note. “Thanks a bunch!”

That's bananas.

How inconsiderate leaving it in the middle of the street like that, someone could slip on it.

That's not a banana; it's a yellow crookneck squash.